In October 1805, Russian troops were occupying the villages and towns of the Archduchy of Austria, and still new regiments were arriving from Russia and, burdening the inhabitants with quartering, were settling down near the fortress of Braunau. The headquarters of the commander-in-chief, Kutuzov, was in Braunau.

On the 11th of October 1805, one of the infantry regiments that had just arrived at Braunau, expecting a review by the commander-in-chief, was stationed half a mile from the town. Despite the non-Russian terrain and surroundings (orchards, stone walls, tiled roofs, mountains visible in the distance, the non-Russian people who looked with curiosity at the soldiers), the regiment had exactly the same appearance as any Russian regiment preparing for a review somewhere in the middle of Russia.

In the evening, on the last march, an order had been received that the commander-in-chief would review the regiment on the march. Although the words of the order seemed unclear to the regimental commander, and the question arose as to how the words of the order were to be understood: in marching uniform or not? — in the council of battalion commanders it was decided to present the regiment in full dress on the principle that it is always better to overbow than to underbow. And the soldiers, after a thirty-verst march, did not close their eyes, mended and cleaned themselves all night; adjutants and company commanders calculated and reckoned; and by morning the regiment, instead of the straggling disorderly crowd it had been the day before on the last march, presented a well-ordered mass of 2,000 men, each of whom knew his place and his duty, of whom every button and strap on everyone was in its place and shone with cleanliness. Not only was the exterior in order, but if it had pleased the commander-in-chief to look under the uniforms, he would have seen an equally clean shirt on everyone and found the statutory number of articles in every knapsack, "awl and soap," as the soldiers say. There was only one circumstance about which no one could be easy. This was the footwear. More than half the men had broken boots. But this defect did not proceed from the fault of the regimental commander, since, in spite of repeated demands, the goods had not been issued to him by the Austrian department, and the regiment had marched a thousand versts.

The regimental commander was an elderly, sanguine general, with greying eyebrows and whiskers, stout and broad more from chest to back than from one shoulder to the other. He wore a brand-new uniform showing the creases of where it had lain folded, and thick gold epaulettes, which seemed to raise his corpulent shoulders not downwards but upwards. The regimental commander had the air of a man happily performing one of the most solemn duties of life. He paced up and down before the line and, as he paced, quivered at every step, slightly bending his back. It was evident that the regimental commander admired his regiment, was happy in it, and that all his mental faculties were occupied only with the regiment; but, in spite of this, his quivering gait seemed to say that, besides military interests, the interests of social life and the female sex also occupied no small place in his soul.

— Well, father Mikhailo Mitrich, — he addressed one battalion commander (the battalion commander, smiling, stepped forward; it was evident that they were happy), — we caught it hot last night. However, it seems it's nothing, the regiment is not one of the bad ones... Eh?

The battalion commander understood the cheerful irony and laughed.

— And they wouldn't have been chased off the field on the Tsaritsyn Meadow.

— What? — said the commander.

At this time, on the road from the town, along which the signalers were posted, two horsemen appeared. They were an adjutant and a Cossack riding behind him.

The adjutant had been sent from the main staff to confirm to the regimental commander what had been said vaguely in yesterday's order, namely, that the commander-in-chief wished to see the regiment in exactly the condition in which it was marching — in greatcoats, in covers, and without any preparations.

A member of the Hofkriegsrat from Vienna had arrived at Kutuzov's the day before, with proposals and demands to go as quickly as possible to join the army of Archduke Ferdinand and Mack, and Kutuzov, not considering this junction advantageous, intended, among other proofs in favor of his opinion, to show the Austrian general the sad condition in which the troops from Russia were arriving. With this aim he wished to ride out to meet the regiment, so that the worse the condition of the regiment, the more pleasing it would be to the commander-in-chief. Although the adjutant did not know these details, he nonetheless conveyed to the regimental commander the absolute demand of the commander-in-chief that the men should be in greatcoats and covers, and that otherwise the commander-in-chief would be dissatisfied.

Hearing these words, the regimental commander lowered his head, silently shrugged his shoulders, and spread his hands with a sanguine gesture.

— Here's a fine mess! — he said. — There, I told you, Mikhailo Mitrich, that on the march meant in greatcoats, — he turned reproachfully to the battalion commander. — Oh, my God! — he added and stepped resolutely forward. — Gentlemen company commanders! — he shouted in a voice accustomed to command. — Sergeant-majors!... Will they be here soon? — he turned to the adjutant who had arrived, with an expression of respectful politeness, evidently referring to the personage of whom he was speaking.

— In an hour, I think.

— Shall we have time to change?

— I don't know, general...

The regimental commander, going up to the ranks himself, gave orders to change into greatcoats again. The company commanders scattered among the companies, the sergeant-majors began to bustle about (the greatcoats were not entirely in order), and at the same moment the previously regular, silent squares wavered, stretched out, and hummed with voices. From all sides soldiers ran back and forth, heaved their shoulders from behind, pulled their knapsacks over their heads, took off their greatcoats, and, lifting their arms high, drew them into the sleeves.

Half an hour later everything was back in its former order, only the squares had become grey instead of black. The regimental commander, again with his quivering gait, stepped to the front of the regiment and inspected it from a distance.

— What's this now? what's this! — he shouted, stopping. — Commander of the 3rd company!...

— Commander of the 3rd company to the general! commander to the general, 3rd company to the commander!... — voices were heard along the ranks, and an adjutant ran to find the tardy officer.

When the sounds of zealous voices, distorting the words, crying "the general to the 3rd company," reached their destination, the required officer appeared from behind the company and, though already an elderly man and not accustomed to running, awkwardly catching his toes, trotted towards the general. The captain's face expressed the anxiety of a schoolboy ordered to say a lesson he has not learned. Spots appeared on his red (evidently from intemperance) face, and his mouth could not find its proper position. The regimental commander surveyed the captain from head to foot while he came up panting, slackening his pace as he approached.

— You'll be dressing the men in sarafans soon! What's this? — shouted the regimental commander, thrusting out his lower jaw and pointing in the ranks of the 3rd company to a soldier in a greatcoat of factory cloth, which differed from the other greatcoats. — Where were you yourself? The commander-in-chief is expected, and you leave your place? Eh?... I'll teach you how to dress men in jackets for a review!... Eh?...

The company commander, not taking his eyes off his chief, pressed his two fingers more and more closely to the peak of his cap, as if he saw his salvation now only in this pressing.

— Well, why are you silent? Who have you got dressed up as a Hungarian there? — the regimental commander joked sternly.

— Your excellency...

— Well, what 'your excellency'? Your excellency! Your excellency! But what your excellency means — no one knows.

— Your excellency, that is Dolokhov, who has been demoted... — the captain said softly.

— Has he been demoted to a field marshal, or what, or to a soldier? If a soldier, then he must be dressed like everyone else, according to regulations.

— Your excellency, you yourself gave him permission on the march.

— Gave permission? Gave permission? That's always the way with you young men, — the regimental commander said, cooling down somewhat. — Gave permission? One says something to you, and you... — The regimental commander paused. — One says something to you, and you... — What? — he said, getting irritated again. — Be so good as to dress the men decently...

And the regimental commander, glancing back at the adjutant, walked with his quivering gait towards the regiment. It was evident that his own irritation pleased him, and that, walking through the regiment, he wanted to find another pretext for his anger. Having snapped at one officer for an unpolished badge, and another for the irregularity of the ranks, he approached the 3rd company.

— H-o-w are you standing? Where is your leg? Where is your leg? — shouted the regimental commander, with an expression of suffering in his voice, some five men before reaching Dolokhov, who was dressed in a bluish greatcoat.

Dolokhov slowly straightened his bent leg and looked directly, with his bright and insolent gaze, into the general's face.

— Why a blue greatcoat? Off with it!... Sergeant-major! Change him... rub... — He did not have time to finish.

— General, I am obliged to execute orders, but I am not obliged to endure... — Dolokhov said hastily.

— No talking in the ranks!... No talking, no talking!...

— I am not obliged to endure insults, — Dolokhov finished loudly, sonorously.

The eyes of the general and the soldier met. The general fell silent, angrily pulling down his tight scarf.

— Be so good as to change, I beg you, — he said, moving away.