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        <head>1 Anthony Cade Signs on</head>
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        <p xml:id="p-00002">“Gentleman Joe!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00003">“Why, if it isn’t old Jimmy McGrath.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00004">Castle’s Select Tour, represented by seven depressed-looking
females and three perspiring males, looked on
with considerable interest. Evidently their Mr. Cade had
met an old friend. They all admired Mr. Cade so much,
his tall lean figure, his sun-tanned face, the light-hearted
manner with which he settled disputes and cajoled them
all into good temper. This friend of his now—surely
rather a peculiar-looking man. About the same height as
Mr. Cade, but thickset and not nearly so good-looking.
The sort of man one read about in books, who probably
kept a saloon. Interesting, though. After all, that was what
one came abroad for—to see all these peculiar things one
read about in books. Up to now, they had been rather
bored with Bulawayo. The sun was unbearably hot, the
hotel was uncomfortable, there seemed to be nowhere
particular to go until the moment should arrive to motor
to the Matoppos. Very fortunately, Mr. Cade had suggested
picture postcards. There was an excellent supply
of picture postcards.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00005">Anthony Cade and his friend had stepped a little apart.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00006">“What the hell are you doing with this pack of females?”
demanded McGrath. “Starting a harem.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00007">“Not with this little lot,” grinned Anthony. “Have you
taken a good look at them?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00008">“I have that. Thought maybe you were losing your
eyesight.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00009"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00010">“My eyesight’s as good as ever it was. No, this is a
Castle’s Select Tour. I’m Castle—the local Castle, I
mean.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00011">“What the hell made you take on a job like that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00012">“A regrettable necessity for cash. I can assure you it
doesn’t suit my temperament.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00013">Jimmy grinned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00014">“Never a hog for regular work, were you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00015">Anthony ignored this aspersion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00016">“However, something will turn up soon, I expect,” he
remarked hopefully. “It usually does.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00017">Jimmy chuckled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00018">“If there’s any trouble brewing, Anthony Cade is sure
to be in it sooner or later, I know that,” he said. “You’ve
an absolute instinct for rows—<hi rend="italic">and</hi> the nine lives of a cat.
When can we have a yarn together?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00019">Anthony sighed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00020">“I’ve got to take these cackling hens to see Rhodes’s
grave.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00021">“That’s the stuff,” said Jimmy approvingly. “They’ll
come back bumped black and blue with the ruts in the
road, and clamouring for bed to rest the bruises on. Then
you and I will have a spot or two and exchange the
news.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00022">“Right. So long, Jimmy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00023">Anthony rejoined his flock of sheep. Miss Taylor, the
youngest and most skittish of the party, instantly attacked
him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00024">“Oh, Mr. Cade, was that an old friend of yours?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00025">“It was, Miss Taylor. One of the friends of my blameless
youth.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00026">Miss Taylor giggled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00027">“I thought he was such an interesting-looking man.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00028">“I’ll tell him you said so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00029">“Oh, Mr. Cade, how can you be so naughty! The very
idea! What was that name he called you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00030">“Gentleman Joe?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00031">“Yes. Is your name Joe?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00032"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00033">“I thought you knew it was Anthony, Miss Taylor.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00034">“Oh, go on with you!” cried Miss Taylor coquettishly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00035">Anthony had by now well mastered his duties. In addition
to making the necessary arrangements of travel,
they included soothing down irritable old gentlemen
when their dignity was ruffled, seeing that elderly matrons
had ample opportunities to buy picture postcards,
and flirting with everything under a catholic forty years
of age. The last task was rendered easier for him by the
extreme readiness of the ladies in question to read a
tender meaning into his most innocent remarks.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00036">Miss Taylor returned to the attack.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00037">“Why does he call you Joe, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00038">“Oh, just because it isn’t my name.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00039">“And why Gentleman Joe?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00040">“The same kind of reason.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00041">“Oh, Mr. Cade,” protested Miss Taylor, much distressed,
“I’m sure you shouldn’t say that. Papa was only
saying last night what gentlemanly manners you had.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00042">“Very kind of your father, I’m sure, Miss Taylor.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00043">“And we are all agreed that you are quite the gentleman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00044">“I’m overwhelmed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00045">“No, really, I mean it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00046">“Kind hearts are more than coronets,” said Anthony
vaguely, without a notion of what he meant by the remark,
and wishing fervently it was lunch time.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00047">“That’s such a beautiful poem, I always think. Do you
know much poetry, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00048">“I might recite ‘The boy stood on the burning deck’
at a pinch. ‘The boy stood on the burning deck, whence
all but he had fled.’ That’s all I know, but I can do that
bit with action if you like. ‘The boy stood on the burning
deck’—whoosh—whoosh—whoosh—(the flames, you
see) ‘Whence all but he had fled’—for that bit I run to
and fro like a dog.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00049">Miss Taylor screamed with laughter.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00050">“Oh, do look at Mr. Cade! Isn’t he funny?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00051"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00052">“Time for morning tea,” said Anthony briskly. “Come
this way. There is an excellent café in the next street.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00053">“I presume,” said Mrs. Caldicott, in her deep voice,
“that the expense is included in the Tour?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00054">“Morning tea, Mrs. Caldicott,” said Anthony, assuming
his professional manner, “is an extra.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00055">“Disgraceful.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00056">“Life is full of trials, isn’t it?” said Anthony cheerfully.
Mrs. Caldicott’s eyes gleamed, and she remarked
with the air of one springing a mine:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00057">“I suspected as much, and in anticipation I poured off
some tea into a jug at breakfast this morning! I can heat
that up on the spirit lamp. Come, father.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00058">Mr. and Mrs. Caldicott sailed off triumphantly to the
hotel, the lady’s back complacent with successful forethought.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00059">“Oh, Lord,” muttered Anthony, “what a lot of funny
people it does take to make a world.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00060">He marshalled the rest of the party in the direction of
the café. Miss Taylor kept by his side, and resumed her
catechism.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00061">“Is it a long time since you saw your friend?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00062">“Just over seven years.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00063">“Was it in Africa you knew him?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00064">“Yes, not this part though. The first time I ever saw
Jimmy McGrath, he was all trussed up ready for the
cooking pot. Some of the tribes in the interior are cannibals,
you know. We got there just in time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00065">“What happened?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00066">“Very nice little shindy. We potted some of the beggars,
and the rest took to their heels.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00067">“Oh, Mr. Cade, what an adventurous life you must
have led!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00068">“Very peaceful, I assure you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00069">But it was clear that the lady did not believe him.</p>
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        <p xml:id="p-00070">It was about ten o’clock that night when Anthony Cade
walked into the small room where Jimmy McGrath was
busy manipulating various bottles.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00071"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00072">“Make it strong, James,” he implored. “I can tell you,
I need it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00073">“I should think you did, my boy. I wouldn’t take on
that job of yours for anything.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00074">“Show me another, and I’ll jump out of it fast
enough.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00075">McGrath poured out his own drink, tossed it off with
a practised hand and mixed a second one. Then he said
slowly:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00076">“Are you in earnest about that, old son?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00077">“About what?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00078">“Chucking this job of yours if you could get another?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00079">“Why? You don’t mean to say that you’ve got a job
going begging? Why don’t you grab it yourself?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00080">“I have grabbed it—but I don’t much fancy it, that’s
why I’m trying to pass it on to you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00081">Anthony became suspicious.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00082">“What’s wrong with it? They haven’t engaged you to
teach in a Sunday school, have they?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00083">“Do you think anyone would choose me to teach in a
Sunday school?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00084">“Not if they knew you well, certainly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00085">“It’s a perfectly good job—nothing wrong with it
whatsoever.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00086">“Not in South America by any lucky chance? I’ve
rather got my eye on South America. There’s a very tidy
little revolution coming off in one of those little republics
soon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00087">McGrath grinned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00088">“You always were keen on revolutions—anything to
be mixed up in a really good row.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00089">“I feel my talents might be appreciated out there. I tell
you, Jimmy, I can be jolly useful in a revolution—to one
side or the other. It’s better than making an honest living
any day.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00090">“I think I’ve heard that sentiment from you before,
my son. No, the job isn’t in South America—it’s in England.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00091"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00092">“England? Return of hero to his native land after many
long years. They can’t dun you for bills after seven years,
can they, Jimmy?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00093">“I don’t think so. Well, are you on for hearing more
about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00094">“I’m on all right. The thing that worries me is why
you’re not taking it on yourself.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00095">“I’ll tell you. I’m after gold, Anthony—far up in the
interior.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00096">Anthony whistled and looked at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00097">“You’ve always been after gold, Jimmy, ever since I
knew you. It’s your weak spot—your own particular little
hobby. You’ve followed up more wild-cat trails than anyone
I know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00098">“And in the end I’ll strike it. You’ll see.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00099">“Well, every one his own hobby. Mine’s rows, yours
is gold.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00100">“I’ll tell you the whole story. I suppose you know all
about Herzoslovakia?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00101">Anthony looked up sharply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00102">“Herzoslovakia?” he said, with a curious ring in his
voice.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00103">“Yes. Know anything about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00104">There was quite an appreciable pause before Anthony
answered. Then he said slowly:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00105">“Only what every one knows. It’s one of the Balkan
States, isn’t it? Principal rivers, unknown. Principal
mountains, also unknown, but fairly numerous. Capital,
Ekarest. Population, chiefly brigands. Hobby, assassinating
Kings and having Revolutions. Last King, Nicholas
IV. Assassinated about seven years ago. Since then it’s
been a Republic. Altogether a very likely spot. You might
have mentioned before that Herzoslovakia came into it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00106">“It doesn’t except indirectly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00107">Anthony gazed at him more in sorrow than in anger.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00108">“You ought to do something about this, James,” he
said. “Take a correspondence course, or something. If
you’d told a story like this in the good old Eastern days,
you’d have been hung up by the heels and bastinadoed
or something equally unpleasant.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00109">Jimmy pursued his course quite unmoved by these
strictures.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00110">“Ever heard of Count Stylptitch?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00111">“Now you’re talking,” said Anthony. “Many people
who have never heard of Herzoslovakia would brighten
at the mention of Count Stylptitch. The Grand Old Man
of the Balkans. The Greatest Statesman of Modern
Times. The biggest Villain unhung. The point of view all
depends on which newspaper you take in. But be sure of
this, Count Stylptitch will be remembered long after you
and I are dust and ashes, James. Every move and counter
move in the Near East for the last twenty years has had
Count Stylptitch at the bottom of it. He’s been a dictator
and a patriot and a statesman—and nobody knows exactly
what he has been, except that he’s been a perfect
King of intrigue. Well, what about him?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00112">“He was Prime Minister of Herzoslovakia—that’s
why I mentioned it first.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00113">“You’ve no sense of proportion, Jimmy. Herzoslovakia
is of no importance at all compared to Stylptitch.
It just provided him with a birthplace and a post in public
affairs. But I thought he was dead?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00114">“So he is. He died in Paris about two months ago.
What I’m telling you about happened some years ago.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00115">“The question is,” said Anthony, “what <hi rend="italic">are</hi> you telling
me about?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00116">Jimmy accepted the rebuke and hastened on.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00117">“It was like this. I was in Paris—just four years ago,
to be exact. I was walking along one night in rather a
lonely part, when I saw half a dozen French toughs beating
up a respectable-looking old gentleman. I hate a one-sided
show, so I promptly butted in and proceeded to beat
up the toughs. I guess they’d never been hit really hard
before. They melted like snow!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00118">“Good for you, James,” said Anthony softly. “I’d like
to have seen that scrap.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00119"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00120">“Oh, it was nothing much,” said Jimmy modestly.
“But the old boy was no end grateful. He’d had a couple,
no doubt about that, but he was sober enough to get my
name and address out of me, and he came along and
thanked me next day. Did the thing in style too. It was
then that I found out it was Count Stylptitch I’d rescued.
He’d got a house up by the Bois.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00121">Anthony nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00122">“Yes, Stylptitch went to live in Paris after the assassination
of King Nicholas. They wanted him to come
back and be President later, but he wasn’t taking any. He
remained sound to his Monarchical principals, though he
was reported to have his finger in all the backstairs pies
that went on in the Balkans. Very deep, the late Count
Stylptitch.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00123">“Nicholas IV was the man who had a funny taste in
wives, wasn’t he?” said Jimmy suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00124">“Yes,” said Anthony. “And it did for him too, poor
beggar. She was some little guttersnipe of a music hall
artiste in Paris—not even suitable for a morganatic alliance.
But Nicholas had a frightful crush on her, and she
was all out for being a Queen. Sounds fantastic, but they
managed it somehow. Called her the Countess Popoffsky,
or something, and pretended she had Romanoff blood in
her veins. Nicholas married her in the Cathedral at Ekarest
with a couple of unwilling Arch-bishops to do the
job, and she was crowned as Queen Varaga. Nicholas
squared his Ministers, and I suppose he thought that was
all that mattered—but he forgot to reckon with the populace.
They’re very aristocratic and reactionary in Herzoslovakia.
They like their Kings and Queens to be the
genuine article. There were mutterings and discontent,
and the usual ruthless suppressions, and the final uprising
which stormed the Palace, murdered the King and Queen,
and proclaimed a Republic. It’s been a Republic ever
since—but things still manage to be pretty lively there,
so I’ve heard. They’ve assassinated a President or two,
just to keep their hand in. But <hi rend="italic">revenons à nos moutons</hi>.
You had got to where Count Stylptitch was hailing you
as his preserver.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00125">“Yes. Well, that was the end of that business. I came
back to Africa and never thought of it again until about
two weeks ago I got a queer-looking parcel which had
been following me all over the place for the Lord knows
how long. I’d seen in a paper that Count Stylptitch had
recently died in Paris. Well, this parcel contained his
Memoirs—or Reminiscences, or whatever you call the
things. There was a note enclosed to the effect that if I
delivered the manuscript at a certain firm of publishers
in London on or before October 13 they were instructed
to hand me a thousand pounds.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00126">“A thousand pounds? Did you say a thousand pounds,
Jimmy?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00127">“I did, my son. I hope to God it’s not a hoax. Put not
your trust in Princes or Politicians, as the saying goes.
Well, there it is. Owing to the way the manuscript had
been following me around, I had no time to lose. It was
a pity, all the same. I’d just fixed up this trip to the
interior, and I’d set my heart on going. I shan’t get such
a good chance again.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00128">“You’re incurable, Jimmy. A thousand pounds in the
hand is worth a lot of mythical gold.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00129">“And supposing it’s all a hoax? Anyway, here I am,
passage booked and everything, on the way to Cape
Town—and then you blow along!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00130">Anthony got up and lit a cigarette.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00131">“I begin to perceive your drift, James. You go gold
hunting as planned, and I collect the thousand pounds for
you. How much do I get out of it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00132">“What do you say to a quarter?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00133">“Two hundred and fifty pounds free of income tax, as
the saying goes?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00134">“That’s it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00135">“Done, and just to make you gnash your teeth I’ll tell
you that I would have gone for a hundred! Let me tell
you, James McGrath, <hi rend="italic">you</hi> won’t die in your bed counting
up your bank balance.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00136">“Anyway, it’s a deal?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00137">“It’s a deal all right. I’m on. And confusion to Castle’s
Select Tours.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00138">They drank the toast solemnly.</p>
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        <head>2 A Lady in Distress</head>
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        <p xml:id="p-00140">“So that’s that,” said Anthony, finishing off his glass and
replacing it on the table. “What boat were you going on?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00141">“<hi rend="italic">Granarth Castle.</hi>”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00142">“Passage booked in your name, I suppose, so I’d better
travel as James McGrath. We’ve outgrown the passport
business, haven’t we?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00143">“No odds either way. You and I are totally unlike, but
we’d probably have the same description on one of those
blinking things. Height 6 feet, hair brown, eyes blue,
nose, ordinary, chin ordinary——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00144">“Not so much of this ‘ordinary’ stunt. Let me tell you
that Castle’s selected me out of several applicants solely
on account of my pleasing appearance and nice manners.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00145">Jimmy grinned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00146">“I noticed your manners this morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00147">“The devil you did.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00148">Anthony rose and paced up and down the room. His
brow was slightly wrinkled, and it was some minutes
before he spoke.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00149">“Jimmy,” he said at last. “Stylptitch died in Paris.
What’s the point of sending a manuscript from Paris to
London via Africa?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00150">Jimmy shook his head helplessly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00151">“I don’t know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00152">“Why not do it up in a nice little parcel and send it
by post?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00153">“Sounds a damn sight more sensible, I agree.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00154"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00155">“Of course,” continued Anthony, “I know that Kings
and Queens and Government officials are prevented by
etiquette from doing anything in a simple, straightforward
fashion. Hence King’s Messengers and all that. In
medieval days you gave a fellow a signet ring as a sort
of Open Sesame. ‘The King’s Ring! Pass, my Lord!’ And
usually it was the other fellow who had stolen it. I always
wonder why some bright lad never hit on the expedient
of copying the ring—making a dozen or so, and selling
them at a hundred ducats apiece. They seem to have had
no initiative in the Middle Ages.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00156">Jimmy yawned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00157">“My remarks on the Middle Ages don’t seem to amuse
you. Let us get back to Count Stylptitch. From France to
England via Africa seems a bit thick even for a diplomatic
personage. If he merely wanted to ensure that you
should get a thousand pounds he could have left it you
in his will. Thank God neither you nor I are too proud
to accept a legacy! Stylptitch must have been balmy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00158">“You’d think so, wouldn’t you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00159">Anthony frowned and continued his pacing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00160">“Have you read the thing at all?” he asked suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00161">“Read what?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00162">“The manuscript.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00163">“Good Lord, no. What do you think I want to read a
thing of that kind for?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00164">Anthony smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00165">“I just wondered, that’s all. You know a lot of trouble
has been caused by Memoirs. Indiscreet revelations, that
sort of thing. People who have been closed as an oyster
all their lives seem positively to relish causing trouble
when they themselves shall be comfortably dead. It gives
them a kind of malicious glee. Jimmy, what sort of a
man was Count Stylptitch? You met him and talked to
him, and you’re a pretty good judge of raw human nature.
Could you imagine him being a vindictive old devil?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00166">Jimmy shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00167">“It’s difficult to tell. You see, that first night he was
distinctly canned, and the next day he was just a high-toned
old boy with the most beautiful manners overwhelming
me with compliments till I didn’t know where
to look.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00168">“And he didn’t say anything interesting when he was
drunk?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00169">Jimmy cast his mind back, wrinkling his brows as he
did so.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00170">“He said he knew where the Koh-i-noor was,” he volunteered
doubtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00171">“Oh, well,” said Anthony, “we all know that. They
keep it in the Tower, don’t they? Behind thick plate glass
and iron bars, with a lot of gentlemen in fancy dress
standing round to see you don’t pinch anything.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00172">“That’s right,” agreed Jimmy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00173">“Did Stylptitch say anything else of the same kind?
That he knew which city the Wallace Collection was in,
for instance?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00174">Jimmy shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00175">“H’m!” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00176">He lit another cigarette, and once more began pacing
up and down the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00177">“You never read the papers, I suppose, you heathen?”
he threw out presently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00178">“Not very often,” said McGrath simply. “They’re not
about anything that interests me as a rule.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00179">“Thank Heaven I’m more civilized. There have been
several mentions of Herzoslovakia lately. Hints at a Royalist
restoration.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00180">“Nicholas IV didn’t leave a son,” said Jimmy. “But I
don’t suppose for a minute that the Obolovitch dynasty
is extinct. There are probably shoals of young ’uns
knocking about, cousins and second cousins and third
cousins once removed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00181">“So that there wouldn’t be any difficulty in finding a
King?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00182">“Not in the least, I should say,” replied Jimmy. “You
know, I don’t wonder at their getting tired of Republican
institutions. A full-blooded, virile people like that must
find it awfully tame to pot at Presidents after being used
to Kings. And talking of Kings, that reminds me of something
else old Stylptitch let out that night. He said he
knew the gang that was after him. They were King Victor’s
people, he said.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00183">“What?” Anthony wheeled round suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00184">A slow grin widened on McGrath’s face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00185">“Just a mite excited, aren’t you, Gentleman Joe?” he
drawled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00186">“Don’t be an ass, Jimmy. You’ve just said something
rather important.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00187">He went over to the window and stood there looking
out.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00188">“Who is this King Victor, anyway?” demanded
Jimmy. “Another Balkan Monarch?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00189">“No,” said Anthony slowly. “He isn’t that kind of a
King.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00190">“What is he, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00191">There was a pause, and then Anthony spoke.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00192">“He’s a crook, Jimmy. The most notorious jewel thief
in the world. A fantastic, daring fellow, not to be daunted
by anything. King Victor was the nickname he was
known by in Paris. Paris was the headquarters of his
gang. They caught him there and put him away for seven
years on a minor charge. They couldn’t prove the more
important things against him. He’ll be out soon—or he
may be out already.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00193">“Do you think Count Stylptitch had anything to do
with putting him away? Was that why the gang went for
him? Out of revenge?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00194">“I don’t know,” said Anthony. “It doesn’t seem likely
on the face of it. King Victor never stole the Crown jewels
of Herzoslovakia as far as I’ve heard. But the whole
thing seems rather suggestive, doesn’t it? The death of
Stylptitch, the Memoirs, and the rumours in the papers—all
vague but interesting. And there’s a further rumour to
the effect that they’ve found oil in Herzoslovakia. I’ve a
feeling in my bones, James, that people are getting ready
to be interested in that unimportant little country.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00195">“What sort of people?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00196">“Financiers in City offices.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00197">“What are you driving at with all this?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00198">“Trying to make an easy job difficult, that’s all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00199">“You can’t pretend there’s going to be any difficulty
in handing over a simple manuscript at a publisher’s office?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00200">“No,” said Anthony regretfully. “I don’t suppose
there’ll be anything difficult about that. But shall I tell
you, James, where I propose to go with my £250?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00201">“South America?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00202">“No, my lad, Herzoslovakia. I shall stand in with the
Republic, I think. Very probably I shall end up as President.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00203">“Why not announce yourself as the principal Obolovitch
and be a King whilst you’re about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00204">“No, Jimmy. Kings are for life. Presidents only take
on the job for four years or so. It would quite amuse me
to govern a kingdom like Herzoslovakia for four years.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00205">“The average for Kings is even less, I should say,”
interpolated Jimmy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00206">“It will probably be a serious temptation to me to embezzle
your share of the thousand pounds. You won’t
want it, you know, when you get back weighed down
with nuggets. I’ll invest it for you in Herzoslovakian oil
shares. You know, James, the more I think of it, the more
pleased I am with this idea of yours. I should never have
thought of Herzoslovakia if you hadn’t mentioned it. I
shall spend one day in London, collecting the booty, and
then away by the Balkan express!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00207">“You won’t get off quite as fast as that. I didn’t mention
it before, but I’ve got another little commission for
you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00208">Anthony sank into a chair and eyed him severely.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00209">“I knew all along that you were keeping something
dark. This is where the catch comes in.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00210"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00211">“Not a bit. It’s just something that’s got to be done to
help a lady.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00212">“Once and for all, James, I refuse to be mixed up in
your beastly love affairs.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00213">“It’s not a love affair. I’ve never seen the woman. I’ll
tell you the whole story.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00214">“If I’ve got to listen to more of your long, rambling
stories, I shall have to have another drink.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00215">His host complied hospitably with this demand, then
began the tale.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00216">“It was when I was up in Uganda. There was a Dago
there whose life I had saved——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00217">“If I were you, Jimmy, I should write a short book
entitled ‘Lives I have Saved.’ This is the second I’ve
heard of this evening.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00218">“Oh, well, I didn’t really do anything this time. Just
pulled the Dago out of the river. Like all Dagos, he
couldn’t swim.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00219">“Wait a minute, has this story anything to do with the
other business?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00220">“Nothing whatever, though, oddly enough, now I remember
it, the man was a Herzoslovakian. We always
called him Dutch Pedro though.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00221">Anthony nodded indifferently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00222">“Any name’s good enough for a Dago,” he remarked.
“Get on with the good work, James.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00223">“Well, the fellow was sort of grateful about it. Hung
around like a dog. About six months later he died of
fever. I was with him. Last thing, just as he was pegging
out, he beckoned me and whispered some excited jargon
about a secret—a gold mine, I thought he said. Shoved
an oilskin packet into my hand which he’d always worn
next his skin. Well, I didn’t think much of it at the time.
It wasn’t until a week afterwards that I opened the packet.
Then I was curious, I must confess. I shouldn’t have
thought that Dutch Pedro would have had the sense to
know a gold mine when he saw it—but there’s no accounting
for luck——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00224"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00225">“And at the mere thought of gold, your heart beat
pitter-pat as always,” interrupted Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00226">“I was never so disgusted in my life. Gold mine, indeed!
I daresay it may have been a gold mine to him,
the dirty dog. Do you know what it was? A woman’s
letters—yes, a woman’s letters, and an Englishwoman at
that. The skunk had been blackmailing her—and he had
the impudence to pass on his dirty bag of tricks to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00227">“I like to see your righteous heat, James, but let me
point out to you that Dagos will be Dagos. He meant
well. You had saved his life, he bequeathed to you a
profitable source of raising money—your high-minded
British ideals did not enter his horizon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00228">“Well, what the hell was I to do with the things? Burn
’em, that’s what I thought at first. And then it occurred
to me that there would be that poor dame, not knowing
they’d be destroyed, and always living in a quake and a
dread lest that Dago should turn up again one day.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00229">“You’ve more imagination than I gave you credit for,
Jimmy,” observed Anthony, lighting a cigarette. “I admit
that the case presented more difficulties than were at first
apparent. What about just sending them to her by post?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00230">“Like all women, she’d put no date and no address on
most of the letters. There was a kind of address on one—just
one word. Chimneys.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00231">Anthony paused in the act of blowing out his match,
and he dropped it with a quick jerk of the wrist as it
burned his finger.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00232">“Chimneys?” he said. “That’s rather extraordinary.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00233">“Why, do you know it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00234">“It’s one of the stately homes of England, my dear
James. A place where Kings and Queens go for weekends,
and diplomatists forgather and diplome.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00235">“That’s one of the reasons why I’m so glad that you’re
going to England instead of me. You know all these
things,” said Jimmy simply. “A josser like myself from
the backwoods of Canada would be making all sorts of
bloomers. But some one like you who’s been to Eton and
Harrow——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00236">“Only one of them,” said Anthony modestly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00237">“Will be able to carry it through. Why didn’t I send
them to her, you say? Well, it seemed to me dangerous.
From what I could make out, she seemed to have a jealous
husband. Suppose he opened the letter by mistake.
Where would the poor dame be then? Or she might be
dead—the letters looked as though they’d been written
some time. As I figured it out, the only thing was for
some one to take them to England and put them into her
own hands.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00238">Anthony threw away his cigarette, and coming across
to his friend clapped him affectionately on the back.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00239">“You’re a real knight-errant, Jimmy,” he said. “And
the backwoods of Canada should be proud of you. I
shan’t do the job half as prettily as you would.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00240">“You’ll take it on then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00241">“Of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00242">McGrath rose, and going across to a drawer took out
a bundle of letters and threw them on the table.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00243">“Here you are. You’d better have a look at them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00244">“Is it necessary? On the whole, I’d rather not.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00245">“Well, from what you say about this Chimneys place,
she may have been staying there only. We’d better look
through the letters and see if there’s any clue as to where
she really hangs out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00246">“I suppose you’re right.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00247">They went through the letters carefully, but without
finding what they had hoped to find. Anthony gathered
them up again thoughtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00248">“Poor little devil,” he remarked. “She was scared
stiff.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00249">Jimmy nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00250">“Do you think you’ll be able to find her all right?” he
asked anxiously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00251"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00252">“I won’t leave England till I have. You’re very concerned
about this unknown lady, James?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00253">Jimmy ran his finger thoughtfully over the signature.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00254">“It’s a pretty name,” he said apologetically. “<hi rend="italic">Virginia
Revel.</hi>”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="3" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-003">
        <head>3 Anxiety in High Places</head>
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          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-003.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 3 Anxiety in High Places.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-00255"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00256">“Quite so, my dear fellow, quite so,” said Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00257">He had used the same words three times already, each
time in the hope that they would end the interview and
permit him to escape. He disliked very much being
forced to stand on the steps of the exclusive London club
to which he belonged and listen to the interminable eloquence
of the Hon. George Lomax.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00258">Clement Edward Alistair Brent, ninth Marquis of Caterham,
was a small gentleman, shabbily dressed, and entirely
unlike the popular conception of a Marquis. He had
faded blue eyes, a thin melancholy nose, and a vague but
courteous manner.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00259">The principal misfortune of Lord Caterham’s life was
to have succeeded his brother, the eighth Marquis, four
years ago. For the previous Lord Caterham had been a
man of mark, a household word all over England. At one
time Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, he had always
bulked largely in the counsels of the Empire, and his
country seat, Chimneys, was famous for its hospitality.
Ably seconded by his wife, a daughter of the Duke of
Perth, history had been made and unmade at informal
week-end parties at Chimneys, and there was hardly anyone
of note in England—or indeed in Europe—who had
not, at one time or another, stayed there.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00260">That was all very well. The ninth Marquis of Caterham
had the utmost respect and esteem for the memory
of his brother. Henry had done that kind of thing magnificently.
What Lord Caterham objected to was the assumption
that he was bound to follow in his brother’s
footsteps, and that Chimneys was a National possession
rather than a private country house. There was nothing
that bored Lord Caterham more than politics—unless it
was politicians. Hence his impatience under the continued
eloquence of George Lomax. A robust man, George
Lomax, inclined to <hi rend="italic">embonpoint</hi>, with a red face and protuberant
eyes, and an immense sense of his own importance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00261">“You see the point, Caterham? We can’t—we simply
can’t afford a scandal of any kind just now. The position
is one of the utmost delicacy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00262">“It always is,” said Lord Caterham, with a flavour of
irony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00263">“My dear fellow, I’m in a position to <hi rend="italic">know</hi>!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00264">“Oh, quite so, quite so,” said Lord Caterham, falling
back upon his previous line of defence.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00265">“One slip over this Herzoslovakian business and we’re
done. It is most important that the Oil concessions should
be granted to a British company. You must see that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00266">“Of course, of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00267">“Prince Michael Obolovitch arrives the end of the
week, and the whole thing can be carried through at
Chimneys under the guise of a shooting party.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00268">“I was thinking of going abroad this week,” said Lord
Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00269">“Nonsense, my dear Caterham, no one goes abroad in
early October.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00270">“My doctor seems to think I’m in rather a bad way,”
said Lord Caterham, eyeing a taxi that was crawling past
with longing eyes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00271">He was quite unable to make a dash for liberty, however,
since Lomax had the unpleasant habit of retaining
a hold upon a person with whom he was engaged in
serious conversation—doubtless the result of long experience.
In this case, he had a firm grip of the lapel of
Lord Caterham’s coat.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00272">“My dear man, I put it to you imperially. In a moment
of national crisis, such as is fast approaching——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00273">Lord Caterham wriggled uneasily. He felt suddenly
that he would rather give any number of house parties
than listen to George Lomax quoting from one of his own
speeches. He knew by experience that Lomax was quite
capable of going on for twenty minutes without a stop.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00274">“All right,” he said hastily, “I’ll do it. You’ll arrange
the whole thing, I suppose.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00275">“My dear fellow, there’s nothing to arrange. Chimneys,
quite apart from its historic associations, is ideally
situated. I shall be at the Abbey, less than seven miles
away. It wouldn’t do, of course, for me to be actually a
member of the house party.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00276">“Of course not,” agreed Lord Caterham, who had no
idea why it would not do, and was not interested to learn.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00277">“Perhaps you wouldn’t mind having Bill Eversleigh,
though. He’d be useful to run messages.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00278">“Delighted,” said Lord Caterham, with a shade more
animation. “Bill’s quite a decent shot, and Bundle likes
him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00279">“The shooting, of course, is not really important. It’s
only the pretext, as it were.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00280">Lord Caterham looked depressed again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00281">“That will be all, then. The Prince, his suite, Bill Eversleigh,
Herman Isaacstein——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00282">“Who?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00283">“Herman Isaacstein. The representative of the syndicate
I spoke to you about.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00284">“The all British syndicate?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00285">“Yes. Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00286">“Nothing—nothing—I only wondered, that’s all. Curious
names these people have.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00287">“Then, of course, there ought to be one or two outsiders—just
to give the thing a <hi rend="italic">bona fide</hi> appearance.
Lady Eileen could see to that—young people, uncritical,
and with no idea of politics.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00288">“Bundle would attend to that all right, I’m sure.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00289">“I wonder now.” Lomax seemed struck by an idea.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00290"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00291">“You remember the matter I was speaking about just
now?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00292">“You’ve been speaking about so many things.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00293">“No, no, I mean this unfortunate <hi rend="italic">contretemps</hi>”—— he
lowered his voice to a mysterious whisper—“the memoirs—Count
Stylptitch’s memoirs.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00294">“I think you’re wrong about that,” said Lord Caterham,
suppressing a yawn. “People <hi rend="italic">like</hi> scandal. Damn it
all, I read Reminiscences myself—and enjoy ’em too.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00295">“The point is not whether people will read them or
not—they’ll read them fast enough—but their publication
at this juncture might ruin everything—everything.
The people of Herzoslovakia wish to restore the Monarchy,
and are prepared to offer the Crown to Prince Michael
who has the support and encouragement of His
Majesty’s Government——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00296">“And who is prepared to grant concessions to Mr. Ikey
Hermanstein &amp; Co. in return for the loan of a million or
so to set him on the throne——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00297">“Caterham, Caterham,” implored Lomax in an agonized
whisper. “Discretion, I beg of you. Above all
things, discretion.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00298">“And the point is,” continued Lord Caterham, with
some relish, though he lowered his voice in obedience to
the other’s appeal, “that some of Stylptitch’s Reminiscences
may upset the apple cart. Tyranny and misbehaviour
of the Obolovitch family generally, eh? Questions
asked in the House. Why replace the present broad-minded
and democratic form of Government by an obsolete
tyranny? Policy dictated by the blood-sucking
Capitalists. Down with the Government. That kind of
thing—eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00299">Lomax nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00300">“And there might be worse still,” he breathed. “Suppose—only
suppose that some reference should be made
to—to that unfortunate disappearance—you know what
I mean.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00301">Lord Caterham stared at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00302"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00303">“No, I don’t. What disappearance?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00304">“You must have heard of it? Why, it happened while
they were at Chimneys. Henry was terribly upset about
it. It almost ruined his career.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00305">“You interest me enormously,” said Lord Caterham.
“Who or what disappeared?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00306">Lomax leant forward and put his mouth to Lord Caterham’s
ear. The latter withdrew it hastily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00307">“For God’s sake, don’t hiss at me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00308">“You heard what I said?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00309">“Yes, I did,” said Lord Caterham reluctantly. “I remember
now hearing something about it at the time. Very
curious affair. I wonder who did it. It was never recovered?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00310">“Never. Of course we had to go about the matter with
the utmost discretion. No hint of the loss could be allowed
to leak out. But Stylptitch was there at the time.
He knew something. Not all, but something. We were at
loggerheads with him once or twice over the Turkish
question. Suppose that in sheer malice he has set the
whole thing down for the world to read. Think of the
scandal—of the far-reaching results. Every one would
say—why was it hushed up?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00311">“Of course they would,” said Lord Caterham, with
evident enjoyment.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00312">Lomax, whose voice had risen to a high pitch, took a
grip on himself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00313">“I must keep calm,” he murmured. “I must keep calm.
But I ask you this, my dear fellow. If he didn’t mean
mischief, why did he send the manuscript to London in
this roundabout way?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00314">“It’s odd, certainly. You are sure of your facts?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00315">“Absolutely. We—er—had our agents in Paris. The
Memoirs were conveyed away secretly some weeks before
his death.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00316">“Yes, it looks as though there’s something in it,” said
Lord Caterham, with the same relish he had displayed
before.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00317"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00318">“We have found out that they were sent to a man
called Jimmy, or James, McGrath, a Canadian at present
in Africa.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00319">“Quite an Imperial affair, isn’t it?” said Lord Caterham
cheerily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00320">“James McGrath is due to arrive by the <hi rend="italic">Granarth Castle</hi>
to-morrow—Thursday.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00321">“What are you going to do about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00322">“We shall, of course, approach him at once, point out
the possibly serious consequences, and beg him to defer
publication of the Memoirs for at least a month, and in
any case to permit them to be judiciously—er—edited.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00323">“Supposing that he says ‘No, sir,’ or ‘I’ll goddarned
well see you in hell first,’ or something bright and breezy
like that?” suggested Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00324">“That’s just what I’m afraid of,” said Lomax simply.
“That’s why it suddenly occurred to me that it might be
a good thing to ask him down to Chimneys as well. He’d
be flattered, naturally, at being asked to meet Prince Michael,
and it might be easier to handle him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00325">“I’m not going to do it,” said Lord Caterham hastily.
“I don’t get on with Canadians, never did—especially
those that have lived much in Africa!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00326">“You’d probably find him a splendid fellow—a rough
diamond, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00327">“No, Lomax. I put my foot down there absolutely.
Somebody else has got to tackle him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00328">“It has occurred to me,” said Lomax, “that a woman
might be very useful here. Told enough and not too
much, you understand. A woman could handle the whole
thing delicately and with tact—put the position before
him, as it were, without getting his back up. Not that I
approve of women in politics—St. Stephen’s is ruined,
absolutely ruined, nowadays. But woman in her own
sphere can do wonders. Look at Henry’s wife and what
she did for him. Marcia was magnificent, unique, a perfect
political hostess.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00329">“You don’t want me to ask Marcia down for this
party, do you?” asked Lord Caterham faintly, turning a
little pale at the mention of his redoubtable sister-in-law.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00330">“No, no, you misunderstand me. I was speaking of the
influence of women in general. No, I suggest a young
woman, a woman of charm, beauty, intelligence?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00331">“Not Bundle? Bundle would be no use at all. She’s a
red-hot socialist if she’s anything at all, and she’d simply
scream with laughter at the suggestion.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00332">“I was not thinking of Lady Eileen. Your daughter,
Caterham, is charming, simply charming, but quite a
child. We need some one with <hi rend="italic">savoir faire</hi>, poise, knowledge
of the world—— Ah, of course, the very person. My
cousin Virginia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00333">“Mrs. Revel?” Lord Caterham brightened up. He began
to feel that he might possibly enjoy the party after
all. “A very good suggestion of yours, Lomax. The most
charming woman in London.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00334">“She is well up in Herzoslovakian affairs too. Her husband
was at the Embassy there, you remember. And, as
you say, a woman of great personal charm.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00335">“A delightful creature,” murmured Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00336">“That is settled, then.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00337">Mr. Lomax relaxed his hold on Lord Caterham’s lapel,
and the latter was quick to avail himself of the chance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00338">“Bye-bye, Lomax, you’ll make all the arrangements,
won’t you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00339">He dived into a taxi. As far as it is possible for one
upright Christian gentleman to dislike another upright
Christian gentleman, Lord Caterham disliked the Hon.
George Lomax. He disliked his puffy red face, his heavy
breathing, and his prominent blue eyes. He thought of
the coming week and sighed. A nuisance, an abominable
nuisance. Then he thought of Virginia Revel and cheered
up a little.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00340">“A delightful creature,” he murmured to himself. “A
most delightful creature.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="4" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-004">
        <head>4 Introducing a Very Charming Lady</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-004.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 4 Introducing a Very Charming Lady.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-00341"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00342">George Lomax returned straightway to Whitehall. As he
entered the sumptuous apartment in which he transacted
affairs of State, there was a scuffling sound.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00343">Mr. Bill Eversleigh was assiduously filing letters, but
a large arm-chair near the window was still warm from
contact with a human form.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00344">A very likeable young man, Bill Eversleigh. Age at a
guess, twenty-five, big and rather ungainly in his movements,
a pleasurably ugly face, a splendid set of white
teeth and a pair of honest brown eyes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00345">“Richardson sent up that report yet?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00346">“No, sir. Shall I get on to him about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00347">“It doesn’t matter. Any telephone messages?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00348">“Miss Oscar is dealing with most of them. Mr. Isaacstein
wants to know if you can dine with him at the
Savoy to-morrow.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00349">“Tell Miss Oscar to look in my engagement-book. If
I’m not engaged, she can ring up and accept.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00350">“Yes, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00351">“By the way, Eversleigh, you might ring up a number
for me now. Look it up in the book. Mrs. Revel, 487,
Pont Street.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00352">“Yes, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00353">Bill seized the telephone-book, ran an unseeing eye
down a column of M’s, shut the book with a bang and
moved to the instrument on the desk. With his hand upon
it, he paused, as though in sudden recollection.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00354">“Oh, I say, sir, I’ve just remembered. Her line’s out
of order. Mrs. Revel’s, I mean. I was trying to ring her
up just now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00355">George Lomax frowned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00356">“Annoying,” he said, “distinctly annoying.” He tapped
the table undecidedly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00357">“If it’s anything important, sir, perhaps I might go
round there now in a taxi. She’s sure to be in at this time
in the morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00358">George Lomax hesitated, pondering the matter. Bill
waited expectantly, poised for instant flight, should the
reply be favourable.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00359">“Perhaps that would be the best plan,” said Lomax at
last. “Very well, then, take a taxi there, and ask Mrs.
Revel if she will be at home this afternoon at four o’clock
as I am very anxious to see her about an important matter.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00360">“Right, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00361">Bill seized his hat and departed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00362">Ten minutes later, a taxi deposited him at 487, Pont
Street. He rang the bell and executed a loud rat-tat on
the knocker. The door was opened by a grave functionary
to whom Bill nodded with the ease of long acquaintance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00363">“Morning, Chilvers, Mrs. Revel in?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00364">“I believe, sir, that she is just going out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00365">“Is that you, Bill?” called a voice over the banisters.
“I thought I recognized that muscular knock. Come up
and talk to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00366">Bill looked up at the face that was laughing down on
him, and which was always inclined to reduce him—and
not him alone—to a state of babbling incoherency. He
took the stairs two at a time and clasped Virginia Revel’s
out-stretched hands tightly in his.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00367">“Hullo, Virginia!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00368">“Hullo, Bill!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00369">Charm is a very peculiar thing; hundreds of young
women, some of them more beautiful than Virginia
Revel, might have said “Hullo, Bill,” with exactly the
same intonation, and yet have produced no effect whatever.
But those two simple words, uttered by Virginia,
had the most intoxicating effect upon Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00370">Virginia Revel was just twenty-seven. She was tall
and of an exquisite slimness—indeed, a poem might have
been written to her slimness, it was so exquisitely proportioned.
Her hair was of real bronze, with the greenish
tint in its gold; she had a determined little chin, a lovely
nose, slanting blue eyes that showed a gleam of deepest
cornflower between the half-closed lids, and a delicious
and quite indescribable mouth that tilted ever so slightly
at one corner in what is known as “the signature of Venus.”
It was a wonderfully expressive face, and there was
a sort of radiant vitality about her that always challenged
attention. It would have been quite impossible ever to
ignore Virginia Revel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00371">She drew Bill into the small drawing-room which was
all pale and mauve and green and yellow, like crocuses
surprised in a meadow.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00372">“Bill, darling,” said Virginia, “isn’t the Foreign Office
missing you? I thought they couldn’t get on without
you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00373">“I’ve brought a message for you from Codders.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00374">Thus irreverently did Bill allude to his chief.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00375">“And by the way, Virginia, in case he asks, remember
that your telephone was out of order this morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00376">“But it hasn’t been.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00377">“I know that. But I said it was.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00378">“Why? Enlighten me as to this Foreign Office touch.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00379">Bill threw her a reproachful glance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00380">“So that I could get here and see you, of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00381">“Oh, darling Bill, how dense of me! And how perfectly
sweet of you!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00382">“Chilvers said you were going out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00383">“So I was—to Sloane Street. There’s a place there
where they’ve got a perfectly wonderful new hip band.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00384">“A hip band?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00385">“Yes, Bill, H.I.P. hip, B.A.N.D. band. A band to confine
the hips. You wear it next the skin.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00386"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00387">“I blush for you, Virginia. You shouldn’t describe
your underwear to a young man to whom you are not
related. It isn’t delicate.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00388">“But, Bill dear, there’s nothing indelicate about hips.
We’ve all got hips—although we poor women are trying
awfully hard to pretend we haven’t. This hip band is
made of red rubber and comes just to above the knee,
and it’s simply impossible to walk in it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00389">“How awful!” said Bill. “Why do you do it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00390">“Oh, because it gives one such a noble feeling to suffer
for one’s silhouette. But don’t let’s talk about my hip
band. Give me George’s message.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00391">“He wants to know whether you’ll be in at four
o’clock this afternoon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00392">“I shan’t. I shall be at Ranelagh. Why this sort of
formal call? Is he going to propose to me, do you think?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00393">“I shouldn’t wonder.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00394">“Because, if so, you can tell him that I much prefer
men who propose on impulse.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00395">“Like me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00396">“It’s not an impulse with you, Bill. It’s habit.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00397">“Virginia, won’t you ever——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00398">“No, no, no, Bill. I won’t have it in the morning before
lunch. Do try and think of me as a nice motherly person
approaching middle age who has your interests thoroughly
at heart.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00399">“Virginia, I do love you so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00400">“I know, Bill, I know. And I simply love being loved.
Isn’t it wicked and dreadful of me? I should like every
nice man in the world to be in love with me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00401">“Most of them are, I expect,” said Bill gloomily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00402">“But I hope George isn’t in love with me. I don’t think
he can be. He’s so wedded to his career. What else did
he say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00403">“Just that it was very important.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00404">“Bill, I’m getting intrigued. The things that George
thinks important are so awfully limited. I think I must
chuck Ranelagh. After all, I can go to Ranelagh any day.
Tell George that I shall be awaiting him meekly at four
o’clock.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00405">Bill looked at his wrist watch.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00406">“It seems hardly worth while to go back before lunch.
Come out and chew something, Virginia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00407">“I’m going out to lunch somewhere or other.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00408">“That doesn’t matter. Make a day of it, and chuck
everything all round.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00409">“It would be rather nice,” said Virginia, smiling at
him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00410">“Virginia, you’re a darling. Tell me, you do like me
rather, don’t you? Better than other people.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00411">“Bill, I adore you. If I had to marry some one—simply
had to—I mean if it was in a book and a wicked mandarin
said to me ‘Marry some one or die by slow torture,’
I should choose you at once—I should indeed. I should
say, ‘Give me little Bill.’”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00412">“Well, then——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00413">“Yes, but I haven’t got to marry any one. I love being
a wicked widow.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00414">“You could do all the same things still. Go about, and
all that. You’d hardly notice me about the house.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00415">“Bill, you don’t understand. I’m the kind of person
who marries enthusiastically if they marry at all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00416">Bill gave a hollow groan.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00417">“I shall shoot myself one of these days, I expect,” he
murmured gloomily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00418">“No, you won’t, Bill darling. You’ll take a pretty girl
out to supper—like you did the night before last.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00419">Mr. Eversleigh was momentarily confused.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00420">“If you mean Dorothy Kirkpatrick, the girl who’s in
<hi rend="italic">Hooks and Eyes</hi>, I—well, dash it all, she’s a thoroughly
nice girl, straight as they make ’em. There was no harm
in it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00421">“Bill, darling, of course there wasn’t. I love you to
enjoy yourself. But don’t pretend to be dying of a broken
heart, that’s all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00422">Mr. Eversleigh recovered his dignity.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00423"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00424">“You don’t understand at all, Virginia,” he said severely.
“Men——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00425">“Are polygamous! I know they are. Sometimes I have
a shrewd suspicion that I am polyandrous. If you really
love me, Bill, take me out to lunch quickly.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="5" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-005">
        <head>5 First Night in London</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-005.jpg"/>
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        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-00426"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00427">There is often a flaw in the best-laid plans. George Lomax
had made one mistake—there was a weak spot in
his preparations. The weak spot was Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00428">Bill Eversleigh was an extremely nice lad. He was a
good cricketer and a scratch golfer, he had pleasant manners,
and an amiable disposition, but his position in the
Foreign Office had been gained, not by brains, but by
good connections. For the work he had to do he was quite
suitable. He was more or less George’s dog. He did no
responsible or brainy work. His part was to be constantly
at George’s elbow, to interview unimportant people
whom George didn’t want to see, to run errands, and
generally to make himself useful. All this Bill carried out
faithfully enough. When George was absent, Bill
stretched himself out in the biggest chair and read the
sporting news, and in so doing he was merely carrying
out a time-honoured tradition.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00429">Being accustomed to send Bill on errands, George had
dispatched him to the Union Castle offices to find out
when the <hi rend="italic">Granarth Castle</hi> was due in. Now, in common
with most well-educated young Englishmen, Bill had a
pleasant, but quite inaudible voice. Any elocution master
would have found fault with his pronunciation of the
word Granarth. It might have been anything. The Clerk
took it to be Carnfrae. The <hi rend="italic">Carnfrae Castle</hi> was due in
on the following Thursday. He said so. Bill thanked him
and went out. George Lomax accepted the information
and laid his plans accordingly. He knew nothing about
Union Castle liners, and took it for granted that James
McGrath would duly arrive on Thursday.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00430">Therefore, at the moment he was buttonholing Lord
Caterham on the steps of the club on Wednesday morning,
he would have been greatly surprised to learn that the
<hi rend="italic">Granarth Castle</hi> had docked at Southampton the preceding
afternoon.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00431">At two o’clock that afternoon Anthony Cade, travelling
under the name of Jimmy McGrath, stepped out of
the boat train at Waterloo, hailed a taxi, and after a moment’s
hesitation ordered the driver to proceed to the
Blitz Hotel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00432">“One might as well be comfortable,” said Anthony to
himself, as he looked with some interest out of the taxi
windows.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00433">It was exactly fourteen years since he had been in
London.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00434">He arrived at the hotel, booked a room, and then went
for a short stroll along the Embankment. It was rather
pleasant to be back in London again. Everything was
changed of course. There had been a little restaurant
there—just past Blackfriars Bridge—where he had dined
fairly often, in company with other earnest lads. He had
been a Socialist then, and worn a flowing red tie.
Young—very young.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00435">He retraced his steps back to the Blitz. Just as he was
crossing the road, a man jostled against him, nearly making
him lose his balance. They both recovered themselves,
and the man muttered an apology, his eyes
scanning Anthony’s face narrowly. He was a short, thickset
man of the working classes, with something foreign
in his appearance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00436">Anthony went on into the hotel, wondering, as he did
so, what had inspired that searching glance. Nothing in
it probably. The deep tan of his face was somewhat unusual
looking amongst these pallid Londoners and it had
attracted the fellow’s attention. He went up to his room
and, led by a sudden impulse, crossed to the looking-glass
and stood studying his face in it. Of the few friends
of the old days—just a chosen few—was it likely that
any of them would recognize him now if they were to
meet him face to face? He shook his head slowly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00437">When he had left London he had been just eighteen—a
fair, slightly chubby boy, with a misleading seraphic
expression. Small chance that the boy would be recognized
in the lean, brown-faced man with the quizzical
expression.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00438">The telephone beside the bed rang, and Anthony
crossed to the receiver.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00439">“Hullo!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00440">The voice of the desk clerk answered him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00441">“Mr. James McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00442">“Speaking.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00443">“A gentleman has called to see you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00444">Anthony was rather astonished.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00445">“To see <hi rend="italic">me</hi>?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00446">“Yes, sir, a foreign gentleman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00447">“What’s his name?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00448">There was a slight pause, and then the clerk said:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00449">“I will send up a page boy with his card.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00450">Anthony replaced the receiver and waited. In a few
minutes there was a knock on the door and a small page
appeared bearing a card upon a salver.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00451">Anthony took it. The following was the name engraved
upon it:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00452">
<seg rend="smallcaps">Baron Lolopretjzyl.</seg><lb/>
</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00453">He now fully appreciated the desk clerk’s pause.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00454">For a moment or two he stood studying the card, and
then made up his mind.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00455">“Show the gentleman up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00456">“Very good, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00457">In a few minutes the Baron <hi rend="italic">Lolopretjzyl</hi> was ushered
into the room, a big man with an immense fan-like black
beard and a high, bald forehead.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00458"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00459">He brought his heels together with a click, and bowed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00460">“Mr. McGrath,” he said.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00461">Anthony imitated his movements as nearly as possible.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00462">“Baron,” he said. Then, drawing forward a chair.
“Pray sit down. I have not, I think, had the pleasure of
meeting you before?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00463">“That is so,” agreed the Baron, seating himself. “It is
my misfortune,” he added politely.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00464">“And mine also,” responded Anthony, on the same
note.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00465">“Let us now to business come,” said the Baron. “I
represent in London the Loyalist party of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00466">“And represent it admirably, I am sure,” murmured
Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00467">The Baron bowed in acknowledgment of the compliment.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00468">“You are too kind,” he said stiffly. “Mr. McGrath, I
will not from you conceal anything. The moment has
come for the Restoration of the Monarchy, in abeyance
since the martyrdom of His Most Gracious Majesty King
Nicolas IV of blessed memory.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00469">“Amen,” murmured Anthony. “I mean Hear, Hear.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00470">“On the throne will be placed His Highness Prince
Michael who the support of the British Government has.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00471">“Splendid,” said Anthony. “It’s very kind of you to
tell me all this.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00472">“Everything arranged is—when you come here to
trouble make.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00473">The Baron fixed him with a stern eye.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00474">“My dear Baron,” protested Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00475">“Yes, yes, I know what I am talking about. You have
with you the Memoirs of the late Count Stylptitch.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00476">He fixed Anthony with an accusing eye.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00477">“And if I have? What have the Memoirs of Count
Stylptitch to do with Prince Michael?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00478">“They will cause scandals.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00479">“Most memoirs do that,” said Anthony soothingly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00480">“Of many secrets he the knowledge had. Should he
reveal but the quarter of them, Europe into war plunged
may be.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00481">“Come, come,” said Anthony. “It can’t be as bad as
all that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00482">“An unfavourable opinion of the Obolovitch will
abroad be spread. So democratic is the English spirit.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00483">“I can quite believe,” said Anthony, “that the Obolovitch
may have been a trifle high-handed now and again.
It runs in the blood. But people in England expect that
sort of thing from the Balkans. I don’t know why they
should, but they do.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00484">“You do not understand,” said the Baron. “You do not
understand at all. And my lips sealed are.” He sighed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00485">“What exactly are you afraid of?” asked Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00486">“Until I have read the Memoirs I do not know,” explained
the Baron simply. “But there is sure to be something.
These great diplomats are always indiscreet. The
apple cart upset will be, as the saying goes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00487">“Look here,” said Anthony kindly. “I’m sure you’re
taking altogether too pessimistic a view of the thing. I
know all about publishers—they sit on manuscripts and
hatch ’em like eggs. It will be at least a year before the
thing is published.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00488">“Either a very deceitful or a very simple young man
you are. All is arranged for the Memoirs in a Sunday
newspaper to come out immediately.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00489">“Oh!” Anthony was somewhat taken aback. “But you
can always deny everything,” he said hopefully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00490">The Baron shook his head sadly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00491">“No, no, through the hat you talk. Let us to business
come. One thousand pounds you are to have, is it not so?
You see, I have the good information got.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00492">“I certainly congratulate the Intelligence Department
of the Loyalists.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00493">“Then I to you offer fifteen hundred.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00494">Anthony stared at him in amazement, then shook his
head ruefully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00495">“I’m afraid it can’t be done,” he said, with regret.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00496"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00497">“Good. I to you offer two thousand.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00498">“You tempt me, Baron, you tempt me. But I still say
it can’t be done.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00499">“Your own price name, then.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00500">“I’m afraid you don’t understand the position. I’m perfectly
willing to believe that you are on the side of the
angels, and that these Memoirs may damage your cause.
Nevertheless, I’ve undertaken the job, and I’ve got to
carry it through. See? I can’t allow myself to be bought
off by the other side. That kind of thing isn’t done.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00501">The Baron listened very attentively. At the end of Anthony’s
speech he nodded his head several times.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00502">“I see. Your honour as an English gentleman it is?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00503">“Well, we don’t put it that way ourselves,” said Anthony.
“But I dare say, allowing for a difference in vocabulary,
that we both mean much the same thing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00504">The Baron rose to his feet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00505">“For the English honour I much respect have,” he announced.
“We must another way try. I wish you good
morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00506">He drew his heels together, clicked, bowed and
marched out of the room, holding himself stiffly erect.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00507">“Now I wonder what he meant by that,” mused Anthony.
“Was it a threat? Not that I’m in the least afraid
of old Lollipop. Rather a good name for him, that, by the
way. I shall call him Baron Lollipop.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00508">He took a turn or two up and down the room, undecided
on his next course of action. The date stipulated
upon for delivering the manuscript was a little over a
week ahead. To-day was the 5th of October. Anthony
had no intention of handing it over before the last moment.
Truth to tell, he was by now feverishly anxious to
read these Memoirs. He had meant to do so on the boat
coming over, but had been laid low with a touch of fever,
and not at all in the mood for deciphering crabbed and
illegible handwriting, for none of the manuscript was
typed. He was now more than ever determined to see
what all the fuss was about.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00509"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00510">There was the other job too.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00511">On an impulse, he picked up the telephone book and
looked up the name of Revel. There were six Revels in
the book: Edward Henry Revel, surgeon, of Harley
Street; James Revel &amp; Co., saddlers; Lennox Revel of
Abbotbury Mansions, Hampstead; Miss Mary Revel with
an address in Ealing; Hon. Mrs. Timothy Revel of 487,
Pont Street; and Mrs. Willis Revel of 42, Cadogan
Square. Eliminating the saddlers and Miss Mary Revel,
that gave him four names to investigate—and there was
no reason to suppose that the lady lived in London at all!
He shut up the book with a short shake of the head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00512">“For the moment I’ll leave it to chance,” he said.
“Something usually turns up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00513">The luck of the Anthony Cades of this world is perhaps
in some measure due to their own belief in it. Anthony
found what he was after not half an hour later,
when he was turning over the pages of an illustrated paper.
It was a representation of some tableau organized by
the Duchess of Perth. Below the central figure, a woman
in Eastern dress, was the inscription:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00514">“The Hon. Mrs. Timothy Revel as Cleopatra. Before
her marriage, Mrs. Revel was the Hon. Virginia Cawthron,
a daughter of Lord Edgbaston.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00515">Anthony looked at the picture some time, slowly pursing
up his lips, as though to whistle. Then he tore out
the whole page, folded it up and put it in his pocket. He
went upstairs again, unlocked his suit-case and took out
the packet of letters. He took out the folded page from
his pocket and slipped it under the string that held them
together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00516">Then, at a sudden sound behind him, he wheeled
round sharply. A man was standing in the doorway, the
kind of man whom Anthony had fondly imagined existed
only in the chorus of a Comic Opera. A sinister-looking
figure, with a squat brutal head and lips drawn back in
an evil grin.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00517"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00518">“What the devil are you doing here?” asked Anthony.
“And who let you come up?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00519">“I pass where I please,” said the stranger. His voice
was guttural and foreign, though his English was idiomatic
enough.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00520">“Another Dago,” thought Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00521">“Well, get out, do you hear?” he went on aloud.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00522">The man’s eyes were fixed on the packet of letters
which Anthony had caught up.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00523">“I will get out when you have given me what I have
come for.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00524">“And what’s that, may I ask?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00525">The man took a step nearer.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00526">“The Memoirs of Count Stylptitch,” he hissed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00527">“It’s impossible to take you seriously,” said Anthony.
“You’re so completely the stage villain. I like your get
up very much. Who sent you here? Baron Lollipop?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00528">“Baron——?” The man jerked out a string of harsh-sounding
consonants.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00529">“So that’s how you pronounce it, is it? A cross between
gargling and barking like a dog. I don’t think I
could say it myself—my throat’s not made that way. I
shall have to go on calling him Lollipop. So he sent you,
did he?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00530">But he received a vehement negative. His visitor went
so far as to spit upon the suggestion in a very realistic
manner. Then he drew from his pocket a sheet of paper
which he threw upon the table.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00531">“Look,” he said. “Look and tremble, accursed Englishman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00532">Anthony looked with some interest, not troubling to
fulfil the latter part of the command. On the paper was
traced the crude design of a human hand in red.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00533">“It looks like a hand,” he remarked. “But, if you say
so, I’m quite prepared to admit that it’s a cubist picture
of Sunset at the North Pole.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00534">“It is the sign of the Comrades of the Red Hand. I am
a Comrade of the Red Hand.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00535"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00536">“You don’t say so,” said Anthony, looking at him with
much interest. “Are the others all like you? I don’t know
what the Eugenic Society would have to say about it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00537">The man snarled angrily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00538">“Dog,” he said. “Worse than dog. Paid slave of an
effete monarchy. Give me the Memoirs, and you shall go
unscathed. Such is the clemency of the Brotherhood.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00539">“It’s very kind of them, I’m sure,” said Anthony, “but
I’m afraid that both they and you are labouring under a
misapprehension. My instructions are to deliver the manuscript—not
to your amiable Society, but to a certain
firm of publishers.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00540">“Pah!” laughed the other. “Do you think you will ever
be permitted to reach that office alive? Enough of this
fool’s talk. Hand over the papers, or I shoot.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00541">He drew a revolver from his pocket and brandished it
in the air.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00542">But there he misjudged his Anthony Cade. He was not
used to men who could act as quickly—or quicker than
they could think. Anthony did not wait to be covered by
the revolver. Almost as soon as the other got it out of
his pocket, Anthony had sprung forward and knocked it
out of his hand. The force of the blow sent the man
swinging round, so that he presented his back to his assailant.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00543">The chance was too good to be missed. With one
mighty, well-directed kick, Anthony sent the man flying
through the doorway into the corridor, where he collapsed
in a heap.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00544">Anthony stepped out after him, but the doughty Comrade
of the Red Hand had had enough. He got nimbly to
his feet and fled down the passage. Anthony did not pursue
him, but went back into his own room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00545">“So much for the Comrades of the Red Hand,” he
remarked. “Picturesque appearance, but easily routed by
direct action. How the hell did that fellow get in, I wonder?
There’s one thing that stands out pretty clearly—this
isn’t going to be quite such a soft job as I thought.
I’ve already fallen foul of both the Loyalist and the Revolutionary
parties. Soon, I suppose, the Nationalists and
the Independent Liberals will be sending up a delegation.
One thing’s fixed. I start on that manuscript to-night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00546">Looking at his watch, Anthony discovered that it was
nearly nine o’clock, and he decided to dine where he was.
He did not anticipate any more surprise visits, but he felt
that it was up to him to be on his guard. He had no
intention of allowing his suit-case to be rifled whilst he
was downstairs in the Grill Room. He rang the bell and
asked for the Menu, selected a couple of dishes and ordered
a bottle of Bordeaux. The waiter took the order
and withdrew.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00547">Whilst he was waiting for the meal to arrive, he got
out the package of manuscript and put it on the table
with the letters.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00548">There was a knock at the door, and the waiter entered
with a small table and the accessories of the meal. Anthony
had strolled over to the mantelpiece. Standing there
with his back to the room, he was directly facing the
mirror, and idly glancing in it he noticed a curious thing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00549">The waiter’s eyes were glued on the parcel of manuscript.
Shooting little glances sideways at Anthony’s immovable
back, he moved softly round the table. His
hands were twitching, and he kept passing his tongue
over his dry lips. Anthony observed him more closely.
He was a tall man, supple like all waiters, with a clean-shaven,
mobile face. An Italian, Anthony thought, not a
Frenchman.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00550">At the critical moment Anthony wheeled round
abruptly. The waiter started slightly, but pretended to be
doing something with the salt cellar.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00551">“What’s your name?” asked Anthony abruptly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00552">“Giuseppe, Monsieur.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00553">“Italian, eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00554">“Yes, Monsieur.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00555">Anthony spoke to him in that language, and the man
answered fluently enough. Finally Anthony dismissed
him with a nod, but all the while he was eating the excellent
meal which Giuseppe served to him, he was thinking
rapidly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00556">Had he been mistaken? Was Giuseppe’s interest in the
parcel just ordinary curiosity? It might be so, but remembering
the feverish intensity of the man’s excitement, Anthony
decided against that theory. All the same, he was
puzzled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00557">“Dash it all,” said Anthony to himself, “every one
can’t be after the blasted manuscript. Perhaps I’m fancying
things.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00558">Dinner concluded and cleared away, he applied himself
to the perusal of the Memoirs. Owing to the illegibility
of the late Count’s handwriting, the business was
a slow one. Anthony’s yawns succeeded one another with
suspicious rapidity. At the end of the fourth chapter, he
gave it up.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00559">So far, he had found the Memoirs insufferably dull,
with no hint of scandal of any kind.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00560">He gathered up the letters and the wrapping of the
manuscript which were lying in a heap together on the
table and locked them up in the suit-case. Then he locked
the door, and as an additional precaution put a chair
against it. On the chair he placed the water-bottle from
the bathroom.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00561">Surveying these preparations with some pride, he undressed
and got into bed. He had one more shot at the
Count’s Memoirs, but felt his eyelids drooping, and stuffing
the manuscript under his pillow, he switched out the
light and fell asleep almost immediately.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00562">It must have been some four hours later that he awoke
with a start. What had awakened him he did not know—perhaps
a sound, perhaps only the consciousness of danger
which in men who have led an adventurous life is
very fully developed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00563">For a moment he lay quite still, trying to focus his
impressions. He could hear a very stealthy rustle, and
then he became aware of a denser blackness somewhere
between him and the window—on the floor by the suit-case.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00564">With a sudden spring, Anthony jumped out of bed,
switching the light on as he did so. A figure sprang up
from where it had been kneeling by the suit-case.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00565">It was the waiter, Giuseppe. In his right hand gleamed
a long thin knife. He hurled himself straight upon Anthony,
who was by now fully conscious of his own danger.
He was unarmed and Giuseppe was evidently
thoroughly at home with his own weapon.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00566">Anthony sprang to one side, and Giuseppe missed him
with the knife. The next minute the two men were rolling
on the floor together, locked in a close embrace. The
whole of Anthony’s faculties were centred on keeping a
close grip of Giuseppe’s right arm so that he would be
unable to use the knife. He bent it slowly back. At the
same time he felt the Italian’s other hand clutching at his
windpipe, stifling him, choking. And still, desperately, he
bent the right arm back.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00567">There was a sharp tinkle as the knife fell on the floor.
At the same time, the Italian extricated himself with a
swift twist from Anthony’s grasp. Anthony sprang up
too, but made the mistake of moving towards the door
to cut off the other’s retreat. He saw, too late, that the
chair and the water-bottle were just as he had arranged
them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00568">Giuseppe had entered by the window, and it was the
window he made for now. In the instant’s respite given
him by Anthony’s move toward the door, he had sprung
out on the balcony, leaped over to the adjoining balcony
and had disappeared through the adjoining window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00569">Anthony knew well enough that it was of no use to
pursue him. His way of retreat was doubtless fully assured.
Anthony would merely get himself into trouble.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00570">He walked over to the bed, thrusting his hand beneath
the pillow and drawing out the Memoirs. Lucky that they
had been there and not in the suit-case. He crossed over
to the suit-case and looked inside, meaning to take out
the letters.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00571">Then he swore softly under his breath.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00572">
          <hi rend="italic">The letters were gone.</hi>
        </p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="6" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-006">
        <head>6 The Gentle Art of Blackmail</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-006.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 6 The Gentle Art of Blackmail.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-00573"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00574">It was exactly five minutes to four when Virginia Revel,
rendered punctual by a healthy curiosity, returned to the
house in Pont Street. She opened the door with her latchkey,
and stepped into the hall to be immediately confronted
by the impassive Chilvers.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00575">“I beg pardon, ma’am, but a—a person has called to
see you——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00576">For the moment, Virginia did not pay attention to the
subtle phraseology whereby Chilvers cloaked his meaning.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00577">“Mr. Lomax? Where is he? In the drawing-room?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00578">“Oh, no, ma’am, not Mr. Lomax.” Chilvers’ tone was
faintly reproachful. “A person—I was reluctant to let him
in, but he said his business was most important—connected
with the late Captain, I understood him to say.
Thinking therefore that you might wish to see him, I put
him—er—in the study.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00579">Virginia stood thinking for a minute. She had been a
widow now for some years, and the fact that she rarely
spoke of her husband was taken by some to indicate that
below her careless demeanour was a still aching wound.
By others it was taken to mean the exact opposite, that
Virginia had never really cared for Tim Revel, and that
she found it insincere to profess a grief she did not feel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00580">“I should have mentioned, ma’am,” continued Chilvers,
“that the man appears to be some kind of foreigner.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00581">Virginia’s interest heightened a little. Her husband had
been in the Diplomatic Service, and they had been together
in Herzoslovakia just before the sensational murder
of the King and Queen. This man might probably be
a Herzoslovakian, some old servant who had fallen on
evil days.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00582">“You did quite right, Chilvers,” she said with a quick,
approving nod. “Where did you say you had put him? In
the study?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00583">She crossed the hall with her light buoyant step, and
opened the door of the small room that flanked the
dining-room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00584">The visitor was sitting in a chair by the fireplace. He
rose on her entrance and stood looking at her. Virginia
had an excellent memory for faces, and she was at once
quite sure that she had never seen the man before. He
was tall and dark, supple in figure, and quite unmistakably
a foreigner; but she did not think he was of Slavonic
origin. She put him down as Italian or possibly Spanish.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00585">“You wished to see me?” she asked. “I am Mrs.
Revel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00586">The man did not answer for a minute or two. He was
looking her slowly over, as though appraising her narrowly.
There was a veiled insolence in his manner which
she was quick to feel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00587">“Will you please state your business?” she said, with
a touch of impatience.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00588">“You are Mrs. Revel? Mrs. Timothy Revel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00589">“Yes. I told you so just now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00590">“Quite so. It is a good thing that you consented to see
me, Mrs. Revel. Otherwise, as I told your butler, I should
have been compelled to do business with your husband.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00591">Virginia looked at him in astonishment, but some impulse
quelled the retort that sprang to her lips. She contented
herself by remarking dryly:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00592">“You might have found some difficulty in doing that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00593">“I think not. I am very persistent. But I will come to
the point. Perhaps you recognize this?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00594">He flourished something in his hand. Virginia looked
at it without much interest.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00595"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00596">“Can you tell me what it is, madame?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00597">“It appears to be a letter,” replied Virginia, who was
by now convinced that she had to do with a man who
was mentally unhinged.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00598">“And perhaps you note to whom it is addressed,” said
the man significantly, holding it out to her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00599">“I can read,” Virginia informed him pleasantly. “It is
addressed to a Captain O’Neill at Rue de Quenelles No.
15, Paris.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00600">The man seemed searching her face hungrily for
something he did not find.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00601">“Will you read it, please?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00602">Virginia took the envelope from him, drew out the
enclosure and glanced at it; but almost immediately she
stiffened and held it out to him again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00603">“This is a private letter—certainly not meant for my
eyes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00604">The man laughed sardonically.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00605">“I congratulate you, Mrs. Revel, on your admirable
acting. You play your part to perfection. Nevertheless, I
think that you will hardly be able to deny the signature!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00606">“The signature?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00607">Virginia turned the letter over—and was struck dumb
with astonishment. The signature, written in a delicate
slanting hand, was Virginia Revel. Checking the exclamation
of astonishment that rose to her lips, she turned
again to the beginning of the letter and deliberately read
the whole thing through. Then she stood a minute lost in
thought. The nature of the letter made it clear enough
what was in prospect.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00608">“Well, madame?” said the man. “That is your name,
is it not?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00609">“Oh, yes,” said Virginia. “It’s my name.” “But not my
handwriting,” she might have added.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00610">Instead she turned a dazzling smile upon her visitor.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00611">“Supposing,” she said sweetly, “we sit down and talk
it over?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00612">He was puzzled. Not so had he expected her to behave.
His instinct told him that she was not afraid of him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00613">“First of all, I should like to know how you found me
out?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00614">“That was easy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00615">He took from his pocket a page torn from an illustrated
paper, and handed it to her. Anthony Cade would
have recognized it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00616">She gave it back to him with a thoughtful little frown.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00617">“I see,” she said. “It was very easy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00618">“Of course you understand, Mrs. Revel, that that is
not the only letter. There are others.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00619">“Dear me,” said Virginia, “I seem to have been frightfully
indiscreet.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00620">Again she could see that her light tone puzzled him.
She was by now thoroughly enjoying herself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00621">“At any rate,” she said, smiling sweetly at him, “it’s
very kind of you to call and give them back to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00622">There was a pause as he cleared his throat.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00623">“I am a poor man, Mrs. Revel,” he said at last, with
a good deal of significance in his manner.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00624">“As such you will doubtless find it easier to enter the
Kingdom of Heaven, or so I have always heard.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00625">“I cannot afford to let you have these letters for nothing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00626">“I think you are under a misapprehension. Those letters
are the property of the person who wrote them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00627">“That may be the law, madame, but in this country
you have a saying ‘Possession is nine points of the law.’
And, in any case, are you prepared to invoke the aid of
the law?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00628">“The law is a severe one for blackmailers,” Virginia
reminded him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00629">“Come, Mrs. Revel, I am not quite a fool. I have read
these letters—the letters of a woman to her lover, one
and all breathing dread of discovery by her husband. Do
you want me to take them to your husband?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00630">“You have overlooked one possibility. Those letters
were written some years ago. Supposing that since then—I
have become a widow.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00631">He shook his head with confidence.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00632">“In that case—if you had nothing to fear—you would
not be sitting here making terms with me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00633">Virginia smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00634">“What is your price?” she asked in a business-like
manner.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00635">“For one thousand pounds I will hand the whole
packet over to you. It is very little that I am asking there;
but, you see, I do not like the business.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00636">“I shouldn’t dream of paying you a thousand pounds,”
said Virginia with decision.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00637">“Madame, I never bargain. A thousand pounds, and I
will place the letters in your hands.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00638">Virginia reflected.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00639">“You must give me a little time to think it over. It
will not be easy for me to get such a sum together.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00640">“A few pounds on account perhaps—say fifty—and I
will call again.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00641">Virginia looked up at the clock. It was five minutes
past four, and she fancied that she had heard the bell.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00642">“Very well,” she said hurriedly. “Come back to-morrow,
but later than this. About six.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00643">She crossed over to a desk that stood against the wall,
unlocked one of the drawers, and took out an untidy
handful of notes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00644">“There is about forty pounds here. That will have to
do for you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00645">He snatched at it eagerly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00646">“And now go at once, please,” said Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00647">He left the room obediently enough. Through the open
door, Virginia caught a glimpse of George Lomax in the
hall, just being ushered upstairs by Chilvers. As the front
door closed, Virginia called to him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00648">“Come in here, George. Chilvers, bring us tea in here,
will you please?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00649">She flung open both windows, and George Lomax
came into the room to find her standing erect with dancing
eyes and wind-blown hair.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00650">“I’ll shut them in a minute, George, but I felt the room
ought to be aired. Did you fall over the blackmailer in
the hall?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00651">“The what?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00652">“Blackmailer, George. B.L.A.C.K.M.A.I.L.E.R?
Blackmailer. One who blackmails.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00653">“My dear Virginia, you can’t be serious!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00654">“Oh, but I am, George.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00655">“But who did he come here to blackmail?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00656">“Me, George.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00657">“But, my dear Virginia, what have you been doing?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00658">“Well, just for once, as it happens, I hadn’t been doing
anything. The good gentleman mistook me for someone
else.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00659">“You rang up the police, I suppose?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00660">“No, I didn’t. I suppose you think I ought to have
done so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00661">“Well——” George considered weightily. “No, no,
perhaps not—perhaps you acted wisely. You might be
mixed up in some unpleasant publicity in connection with
the case. You might even have had to give evidence——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00662">“I should have liked that,” said Virginia. “I would love
to be summoned, and I should like to see if judges really
do make all the rotten jokes you read about. It would be
most exciting. I was at Vine Street the other day to see
about a diamond brooch I had lost, and there was the
most perfectly lovely inspector—the nicest man I ever
met.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00663">George, as was his custom, let all irrelevancies pass.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00664">“But what did you do about this scoundrel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00665">“Well, George, I’m afraid I let him do it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00666">“Do what?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00667">“Blackmail me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00668">George’s face of horror was so poignant that Virginia
had to bite her under lip.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00669"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00670">“You mean—do I understand you to mean—that you
did not correct the misapprehension under which he was
labouring?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00671">Virginia shook her head, shooting a sideways glance
at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00672">“Good heavens, Virginia, you must be mad.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00673">“I suppose it would seem that way to you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00674">“But why? In God’s name, why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00675">“Several reasons. To begin with he was doing it so
beautifully—blackmailing me, I mean—I hate to interrupt
an artist when he’s doing his job really well. And
then, you see, I’d never been blackmailed——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00676">“I should hope not, indeed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00677">“And I wanted to see what it felt like.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00678">“I am quite at a loss to comprehend you, Virginia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00679">“I knew you wouldn’t understand.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00680">“You did not give him money, I hope?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00681">“Just a trifle,” said Virginia apologetically.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00682">“How much?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00683">“Forty pounds.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00684">“Virginia!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00685">“My dear George, it’s only what I pay for an evening
dress. It’s just as exciting to buy a new experience as it
is to buy a new dress—more so, in fact.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00686">George Lomax merely shook his head, and Chilvers
appearing at that moment with the tea urn, he was saved
from having to express his outraged feelings. When tea
had been brought in, and Virginia’s deft fingers were
manipulating the heavy silver teapot, she spoke again on
the subject.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00687">“I had another motive too, George—a brighter and
better one. We women are usually supposed to be cats,
but at any rate I’d done another woman a good turn this
afternoon. This man isn’t likely to go off looking for
another Virginia Revel. He thinks he’s found his bird all
right. Poor little devil, she was in a blue funk when she
wrote that letter. Mr. Blackmailer would have had the
easiest job of his life there. Now, though he doesn’t know
it, he’s up against a tough proposition. Starting with the
great advantage of having led a blameless life, I shall toy
with him to his undoing—as they say in books. Guile,
George, lots of guile.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00688">George still shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00689">“I don’t like it,” he persisted. “I don’t like it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00690">“Well, never mind, George dear. You didn’t come
here to talk about blackmailers. What did you come here
for, by the way? Correct answer: ‘To see <hi rend="italic">you</hi>!’ Accent
on the you, and press her hand with significance unless
you happen to have been eating heavily buttered muffin,
in which case it must all be done with the eyes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00691">“I did come to see you,” replied George seriously.
“And I am glad to find you alone.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00692">“Oh, George, this is so sudden,” says she, swallowing
a currant.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00693">“I wanted to ask a favour of you. I have always considered
you, Virginia, as a woman of considerable
charm.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00694">“Oh, George!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00695">“And also a woman of intelligence!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00696">“Not really? How well the man knows me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00697">“My dear Virginia, there is a young fellow arriving in
England to-morrow whom I should like you to meet.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00698">“All right, George, but it’s your party—let that be
clearly understood.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00699">“You could, I feel sure, if you chose, exercise your
considerable charm.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00700">Virginia cocked her head a little on one side.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00701">“George, dear, I don’t ‘charm’ as a profession, you
know. Often I like people—and then, well, they like me.
But I don’t think I could set out in cold blood to fascinate
a helpless stranger. That sort of thing isn’t done, George,
it really isn’t. There are professional sirens who would
do it much better than I should.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00702">“That is out of the question, Virginia. This young
man, he is a Canadian, by the way, of the name of
McGrath——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00703"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00704">“A Canadian of Scotch descent,” says she, deducing
brilliantly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00705">“Is probably quite unused to the higher walks of English
society. I should like him to appreciate the charm
and distinction of a real English gentlewoman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00706">“Meaning me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00707">“Exactly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00708">“Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00709">“I beg your pardon?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00710">“I said why? You don’t boom the real English gentlewoman
with every stray Canadian who sets foot upon
our shores. What is the deep idea, George? To put it
vulgarly, what do <hi rend="italic">you</hi> get out of it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00711">“I cannot see that that concerns you, Virginia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00712">“I couldn’t possibly go out for an evening and fascinate,
unless I knew all the whys and wherefors.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00713">“You have a most extraordinary way of putting things,
Virginia. Anyone would think——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00714">“Wouldn’t they? Come on, George, part with a little
more information.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00715">“My dear Virginia, matters are likely to be a little
strained shortly in a certain Central European nation. It
is important, for reasons which are immaterial, that this—Mr.—er
McGrath should be brought to realize that the
restoring of the Monarchy in Herzoslovakia is imperative
to the peace of Europe.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00716">“The part about the peace of Europe is all bosh,” said
Virginia calmly, “but I’m all for Monarchies every time,
especially for a picturesque people like the Herzoslovakians.
So you’re running a King in the Herzoslovakian
States, are you? Who is he?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00717">George was reluctant to answer, but did not see his
way to avoid the question. The interview was not going
at all as he had planned. He had foreseen Virginia as a
willing, docile tool, receiving his hints gratefully, and
asking no awkward questions. This was far from being
the case. She seemed determined to know all about it and
this George, ever doubtful of female discretion, was determined
at all costs to avoid. He had made a mistake.
Virginia was not the woman for the part. She might, indeed,
cause serious trouble. Her account of her interview
with the blackmailer had caused him grave apprehension.
A most undependable creature, with no idea of treating
serious matters seriously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00718">“Prince Michael Obolovitch,” he replied, as Virginia
was obviously waiting for an answer to her question.
“But please let that go no further.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00719">“Don’t be absurd, George. There are all sort of hints
in the papers already, and articles cracking up the Obolovitch
dynasty and talking about the murdered Nicholas
IV as though he were a cross between a Saint and a hero
instead of a stupid little man besotted by a third-rate actress.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00720">George winced. He was more than ever convinced that
he had made a mistake in enlisting Virginia’s aid. He
must stave her off quickly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00721">“You are right, my dear Virginia,” he said hastily, as
he rose to his feet to bid her farewell. “I should not have
made the suggestion I did to you. But we are anxious for
the Dominions to see eye to eye with us on this Herzoslovakian
crisis, and McGrath has, I believe, influence in
journalistic circles. As an ardent Monarchist, and with
your knowledge of the country, I thought it a good plan
for you to meet him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00722">“So that’s the explanation, is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00723">“Yes, but I dare say you wouldn’t have cared for
him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00724">Virginia looked at him for a second and then she
laughed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00725">“George,” she said, “you’re a rotten liar.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00726">“Virginia!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00727">“Rotten, absolutely rotten! If I had had your training,
I could have managed a better one than that—one that
had a chance of being believed. But I shall find out all
about it, my poor George. Rest assured of that. The Mystery
of Mr. McGrath. I shouldn’t wonder if I got a hint
or two at Chimneys this week-end.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00728">“At Chimneys? You are going to Chimneys?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00729">George could not conceal his perturbation. He had
hoped to reach Lord Caterham in time for the invitation
to remain unissued.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00730">“Bundle rang up and asked me this morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00731">George made a last effort.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00732">“Rather a dull party, I believe,” he said. “Hardly in
your line, Virginia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00733">“My poor George, why didn’t you tell me the truth
and trust me? It’s still not too late.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00734">George took her hand and dropped it again limply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00735">“I have told you the truth,” he said coldly, and he said
it without a blush.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00736">“That’s a better one,” said Virginia approvingly. “But
it’s still not good enough. Cheer up, George, I shall be
at Chimneys all right, exerting my considerable charm—as
you put it. Life has become suddenly very much more
amusing. First a blackmailer, and then George in diplomatic
difficulties. Will he tell all to the beautiful woman
who asks for his confidence so pathetically? No, he will
reveal nothing until the last chapter. Good-bye, George.
One last fond look before you go? No? Oh, George, dear,
don’t be sulky about it!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00737">Virginia ran to the telephone as soon as George had
departed with a heavy gait through the front door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00738">She obtained the number she required and asked to
speak to Lady Eileen Brent.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00739">“Is that you, Bundle? I’m coming to Chimneys all
right to-morrow. What? Bore me? No, it won’t. Bundle,
wild horses wouldn’t keep me away! So there!”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="7" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-007">
        <head>7 Mr. McGrath Refuses an Invitation</head>
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        <p xml:id="p-00740"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00741">The letters were gone!</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00742">Having once made up his mind to the fact of their
disappearance, there was nothing to do but accept it. Anthony
realized very well that he could not pursue Giuseppe
through the corridors of the Blitz Hotel. To do so
was to court undesired publicity, and in all probability to
fail in his object all the same.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00743">He came to the conclusion that Giuseppe had mistaken
the packet of letters, enclosed as they were in the other
wrappings, for the Memoirs themselves. It was likely
therefore that when he discovered his mistake he would
make another attempt to get hold of the Memoirs. For
this attempt Anthony intended to be fully prepared.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00744">Another plan that occurred to him was to advertize
discreetly for the return of the package of letters. Supposing
Giuseppe to be an emissary of the Comrades of
the Red Hand, or, which seemed to Anthony more probable,
to be employed by the Loyalist party, the letters
could have no possible interest for either employer and
he would probably jump at the chance of obtaining a
small sum of money for their return.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00745">Having thought out all this, Anthony returned to bed
and slept peacefully until morning. He did not fancy that
Giuseppe would be anxious for a second encounter that
night.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00746">Anthony got up with his plan of campaign fully
thought out. He had a good breakfast, glanced at the papers
which were full of the new discoveries of oil in
Herzoslovakia, and then demanded an interview with the
manager, and, being Anthony Cade, with a gift for getting
his own way by means of quiet determination, he
obtained what he asked for.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00747">The manager, a Frenchman with an exquisitely suave
manner, received him in his private office.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00748">“You wished to see me, I understand, Mr.—er—McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00749">“I did. I arrived at your hotel yesterday afternoon, and
I had dinner served to me in my own rooms by a waiter
whose name was Giuseppe.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00750">He paused.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00751">“I dare say we have a waiter of that name,” agreed
the manager indifferently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00752">“I was struck by something unusual in the waiter’s
manner, but thought nothing more of it at the time. Later,
in the night, I was awakened by the sound of some one
moving softly about the room. I switched on the light,
and found this same Giuseppe in the act of rifling my
leather suit-case.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00753">The manager’s indifference had completely disappeared
now.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00754">“But I have heard nothing of this,” he exclaimed.
“Why was I not informed sooner?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00755">“The man and I had a brief struggle—he was armed
with a knife by the way. In the end he succeeded in
making off by way of the window.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00756">“What did you do then, Mr. McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00757">“I examined the contents of my suit-case.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00758">“Had anything been taken?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00759">“Nothing of—importance,” said Anthony slowly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00760">The manager leaned back with a sigh.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00761">“I am glad of that,” he remarked. “But you will allow
me to say, Mr. McGrath, that I do not quite understand
your attitude in the matter. You made no attempt to
arouse the hotel? To pursue the thief?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00762">Anthony shrugged his shoulders.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00763">“Nothing of value had been taken, as I tell you. I am
aware, of course, that strictly speaking it is a case for the
police——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00764">He paused, and the manager murmured without any
particular enthusiasm:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00765">“For the police—of course——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00766">“In any case, I was fairly certain that the man would
manage to make good his escape, and since nothing was
taken why bother with the police?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00767">The manager smiled a little.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00768">“I see that you realize, Mr. McGrath, that I am not at
all anxious to have the police called in. From my point
of view it is always disastrous. If the newspapers can get
hold of anything connected with a big fashionable hotel
such as this, they always run it for all it is worth, no
matter how insignificant the real subject matter may be.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00769">“Quite so,” agreed Anthony. “Now I told you that
nothing of value had been taken, and that was perfectly
true in a sense. Nothing of any value to the thief was
taken, but he got hold of something which is of considerable
value to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00770">“Ah?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00771">“Letters, you understand.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00772">An expression of superhuman discretion, only to be
achieved by a Frenchman, settled down upon the manager’s
face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00773">“I comprehend,” he murmured. “But perfectly. Naturally,
it is not a matter for the police.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00774">“We are quite agreed upon that point. But you will
understand that I have every intention of recovering these
letters. In the part of the world where I come from, people
are used to doing things for themselves. What I require
from you therefore is the fullest possible
information you can give me about this waiter, Giuseppe.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00775">“I see no objection to that,” said the manager after a
moment or two’s pause. “I cannot give you the information
offhand, of course, but if you will return in half
an hour’s time I will have everything ready to lay before
you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00776">“Thank you very much. That will suit me admirably.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00777">In half an hour’s time, Anthony returned to the office
again to find that the manager had been as good as his
word. Jotted down upon a piece of paper were all the
relevant facts known about Giuseppe Manelli.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00778">“He came to us, you see, about three months ago. A
skilled and experienced waiter. Has given complete satisfaction.
He has been in England about five years.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00779">Together the two men ran over a list of the hotels and
restaurants where the Italian had worked. One fact struck
Anthony as being possibly of significance. At two of the
hotels in question there had been serious robberies during
the time that Giuseppe was employed there, though no
suspicion of any kind had attached to him in either case.
Still, the fact was significant.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00780">Was Giuseppe merely a clever hotel thief? Had his
search of Anthony’s suit-case been merely part of his
habitual professional tactics? He might just possibly have
had the packet of letters in his hand at the moment when
Anthony switched on the light, and have shoved it into
his pocket mechanically so as to have his hands free. In
that case, the thing was mere plain or garden robbery.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00781">Against that, there was to be put the man’s excitement
of the evening before when he had caught sight of the
papers lying on the table. There had been no money or
object of value there such as would excite the cupidity
of an ordinary thief.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00782">No, Anthony felt convinced that Giuseppe had been
acting as a tool for some outside agency. With the information
supplied to him by the manager, it might be possible
to learn something about Giuseppe’s private life,
and so finally track him down. He gathered up the sheet
of paper and rose.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00783">“Thank you very much indeed. It’s quite unnecessary
to ask, I suppose, whether Giuseppe is still in the hotel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00784">The manager smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00785"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00786">“His bed was not slept in, and all his things have been
left behind. He must have rushed straight out after his
attack upon you. I don’t think there is much chance of
our seeing him again.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00787">“I imagine not. Well, thank you very much indeed. I
shall be staying on here for the present.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00788">“I hope you will be successful in your task, but I confess
that I am rather doubtful.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00789">“I always hope for the best.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00790">One of Anthony’s first proceedings was to question
some of the other waiters who had been friendly with
Giuseppe, but he obtained very little to go upon. He
wrote out an advertisement on the lines he had planned,
and had it sent to five of the most widely read newspapers.
He was just about to go out and visit the restaurant
at which Giuseppe had been previously employed when
the telephone rang. Anthony took up the receiver.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00791">“Hullo, what is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00792">A toneless voice replied.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00793">“Am I speaking to Mr. McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00794">“You are. Who are you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00795">“This is Messrs. Balderson and Hodgkins. Just a minute,
please. I will put you through to Mr. Balderson.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00796">“Our worthy publishers,” thought Anthony. “So they
are getting worried too, are they? They needn’t. There’s
a week to run still.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00797">A hearty voice struck suddenly upon his ear.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00798">“Hullo! That Mr. McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00799">“Speaking.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00800">“I’m Mr. Balderson of Balderson and Hodgkins. What
about that manuscript, Mr. McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00801">“Well,” said Anthony, “what about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00802">“Everything about it. I understand, Mr. McGrath, that
you have just arrived in this country from South Africa.
That being so, you can’t possibly understand the position.
There’s going to be trouble about that manuscript, Mr.
McGrath, big trouble. Sometimes I wish we’d never said
we’d handle it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00803"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00804">“Indeed?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00805">“I assure you it’s so. At present I’m anxious to get it
into my possession as quickly as possible, so as to have
a couple of copies made. Then, if the original is destroyed—well,
no harm will be done.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00806">“Dear me,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00807">“Yes, I expect it sounds absurd to you, Mr. McGrath.
But, I assure you, you don’t appreciate the situation.
There’s a determined effort being made to prevent its
ever reaching this office. I say to you quite frankly and
without humbug that if you attempt to bring it yourself
it’s ten to one that you’ll never get here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00808">“I doubt that,” said Anthony. “When I want to get
anywhere, I usually do.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00809">“You’re up against a very dangerous lot of people. I
wouldn’t have believed it myself a month ago. I tell you,
Mr. McGrath, we’ve been bribed and threatened and cajoled
by one lot and another until we don’t know whether
we’re on our heads or our heels. My suggestion is that
you do not attempt to bring the manuscript here. One of
our people will call upon you at the hotel and take possession
of it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00810">“And supposing the gang does him in?” asked Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00811">“The responsibility would then be ours—not yours.
You would have delivered it to our representative and
obtained a written discharge. The cheque for—er—a
thousand pounds which we are instructed to hand to you
will not be available until Wednesday next by the terms
of our agreement with the executors of the late—er—author—you
know whom I mean, but if you insist I will
send my own cheque for that amount by the messenger.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00812">Anthony reflected for a minute or two. He had intended
to keep the Memoirs until the last day of grace,
because he was anxious to see for himself what all the
fuss was about. Nevertheless, he realized the force of the
publisher’s arguments.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00813">“All right,” he said, with a little sigh. “Have it your
own way. Send your man along. And if you don’t mind
sending that cheque as well I’d rather have it now, as I
may be going out of England before next Wednesday.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00814">“Certainly, Mr. McGrath. Our representative will call
upon you first thing to-morrow morning. It will be wiser
not to send anyone direct from the office. Our Mr.
Holmes lives in South London. He will call in on his
way to us, and will give you a receipt for the package. I
suggest that to-night you should place a dummy packet
in the manager’s safe. Your enemies will get to hear of
this, and it will prevent any attack being made upon your
apartments to-night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00815">“Very well, I will do as you direct.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00816">Anthony hung up the receiver with a thoughtful face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00817">Then he went on with his interrupted plan of seeking
news of the slippery Giuseppe. He drew a complete
blank, however. Giuseppe had worked at the restaurant
in question, but nobody seemed to know anything of his
private life or associates.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00818">“But I’ll get you, my lad,” murmured Anthony, between
his teeth. “I’ll get you yet. It’s only a matter of
time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00819">His second night in London was entirely peaceful.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00820">At nine o’clock the following morning, the card of
Mr. Holmes from Messrs. Balderson and Hodgkins was
sent up, and Mr. Holmes followed it. A small, fair man
with a quiet manner. Anthony handed over the manuscript,
and received in exchange a cheque for a thousand
pounds. Mr. Holmes packed up the manuscript in the
small brown bag he carried, wished Anthony good morning,
and departed. The whole thing seemed very tame.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00821">“But perhaps he’ll be murdered on the way there,”
Anthony murmured aloud, as he stared idly out of the
window. “I wonder now—I very much wonder.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00822">He put the cheque in an envelope, enclosed a few lines
of writing with it, and sealed it up carefully. Jimmy, who
had been more or less in funds at the time of his encounter
with Anthony at Bulawayo, had advanced him a
substantial sum of money which was, as yet, practically
untouched.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00823">“If one’s job’s done with, the other isn’t,” said Anthony
to himself. “Up to now, I’ve bungled it. But never
say die. I think that, suitably disguised, I shall go and
have a look at 487, Pont Street.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00824">He packed his belongings, went down and paid his
bill, and ordered his luggage to be put on a taxi. Suitably
rewarding those who stood in his path, most of whom
had done nothing whatever materially to add to his comfort,
he was on the point of being driven off, when a
small boy rushed down the steps with a letter.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00825">“Just come for you, this very minute, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00826">With a sigh, Anthony produced yet another shilling.
The taxi groaned heavily and jumped forward with a hideous
crashing of gears, and Anthony opened the letter.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00827">It was rather a curious document. He had to read it
four times before he could be sure of what it was all
about. Put in plain English (the letter was not in plain
English, but in the peculiar involved style common to
missives issued by Government officials) it presumed that
Mr. McGrath was arriving in England from South Africa
to-day—Thursday, it referred obliquely to the Memoirs
of Count Stylptitch, and begged Mr. McGrath to do nothing
in the matter until he had had a confidential conversation
with Mr. George Lomax, and certain other parties
whose magnificence was vaguely hinted at. It also contained
a definite invitation to go down to Chimneys as
the guest of Lord Caterham, on the following day, Friday.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00828">A mysterious and thoroughly obscure communication.
Anthony enjoyed it very much.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00829">“Dear old England,” he murmured affectionately.
“Two days behind the times, as usual. Rather a pity. Still,
I can’t go down to Chimneys under false pretences. I
wonder, though, if there’s an inn handy? Mr. Anthony
Cade might stay at the inn without anyone being the
wiser.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00830">He leaned out of the window, and gave new directions
to the taxi driver, who acknowledged them with a snort
of contempt.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00831">The taxi drew up before one of London’s more obscure
hostelries. The fare, however, was paid on a scale
befitting its point of departure.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00832">Having booked a room in the name of Anthony Cade,
Anthony passed into a dingy writing-room, took out a
sheet of notepaper stamped with the legend Hotel Blitz,
and wrote rapidly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00833">He explained that he had arrived on the preceding
Tuesday, that he had handed over the manuscript in question
to Messrs. Balderson and Hodgkins, and he regretfully
declined the kind invitation of Lord Caterham as he
was leaving England almost immediately. He signed the
letter “Yours faithfully, James McGrath.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00834">“And now,” said Anthony, as he affixed the stamp to
the envelope. “To business. Exit James McGrath, and Enter
Anthony Cade.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="8" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-008">
        <head>8 A Dead Man</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-008.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 8 A Dead Man.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-00835"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00836">On that same Thursday afternoon Virginia Revel had
been playing tennis at Ranelagh. All the way back to Pont
Street, as she lay back in the long, luxurious limousine,
a little smile played upon her lips, as she rehearsed her
part in the forthcoming interview. Of course it was within
the bounds of possibility that the blackmailer might not
reappear, but she felt pretty certain that he would. She
had shown herself an easy prey. Well, perhaps this time
there would be a little surprise for him!</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00837">When the car drew up at the house, she turned to
speak to the chauffeur before going up the steps.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00838">“How’s your wife, Walton? I forgot to ask.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00839">“Better I think, ma’am. The doctor said he’d look in
and see her about half-past six. Will you be wanting the
car again?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00840">Virginia reflected for a minute.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00841">“I shall be away for the week-end. I’m going by the
6.40 from Paddington, but I shan’t need you again—a
taxi will do for that. I’d rather you saw the doctor. If he
thinks it would do your wife good to go away for the
week-end, take her somewhere, Walton. I’ll stand the expense.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00842">Cutting short the man’s thanks with an impatient nod
of the head, Virginia ran up the steps, delved into her
bag in search of her latchkey, remembered she hadn’t got
it with her, and hastily rang the bell.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00843">It was not answered at once, but as she waited there
a young man came up the steps. He was shabbily dressed,
and carried in his hand a sheaf of leaflets. He held one
out to Virginia with the legend on it plainly visible:
“Why Did I Serve my Country?” In his left hand he held
a collecting-box.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00844">“I can’t buy two of those awful poems in one day,”
said Virginia pleadingly. “I bought one this morning. I
did, indeed, honour bright.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00845">The young man threw back his head and laughed. Virginia
laughed with him. Running her eyes carelessly over
him, she thought him a more pleasing specimen than
usual of London’s unemployed. She liked his brown face,
and the lean hardness of him. She went so far as to wish
she had a job for him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00846">But at that moment the door opened, and immediately
Virginia forgot all about the problem of the unemployed,
for to her astonishment the door was opened by her own
maid, Élise.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00847">“Where’s Chilvers?” she demanded sharply, as she
stepped into the hall.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00848">“But he is gone, madame, with the others.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00849">“What others? Gone where?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00850">“But to Datchet, madame—to the cottage, as your
telegram said.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00851">“My telegram?” said Virginia, utterly at sea.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00852">“Did not madame send a telegram? Surely there can
be no mistake. It came but an hour ago.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00853">“I never sent any telegram. What did it say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00854">“I believe it is still on the table <hi rend="italic">là-bas</hi>.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00855">Élise retired, pounced upon it, and brought it to her
mistress in triumph.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00856">“<hi rend="italic">Voilà</hi>, madame!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00857">The telegram was addressed to Chilvers and ran as
follows:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00858">“Please take household down to cottage at once, and
make preparations for week-end party there. Catch 5.49
train.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00859">There was nothing unusual about it, it was just the
sort of message she herself had frequently sent before,
when she had arranged a party at her riverside bungalow
on the spur of the moment. She always took the whole
household down, leaving an old woman as caretaker.
Chilvers would not have seen anything wrong with the
message, and like a good servant had carried out his orders
faithfully enough.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00860">“Me, I remained,” explained Élise, “knowing that madame
would wish me to pack for her.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00861">“It’s a silly hoax,” cried Virginia, flinging down the
telegram angrily. “You know perfectly well, Élise, that I
am going to Chimneys. I told you so this morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00862">“I thought madame had changed her mind. Sometimes
that does happen, does it not, madame?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00863">Virginia admitted the truth of the accusation with a
half smile. She was busy trying to find a reason for this
extraordinary practical joke. Élise cut forward a suggestion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00864">“<hi rend="italic">Mon Dieu!</hi>” she cried, clasping her hands. “If it
should be the malefactors, the thieves! They send the
bogus telegram and get the <hi rend="italic">domestiques</hi> all out of the
house, and then they rob it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00865">“I suppose that might be it,” said Virginia doubtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00866">“Yes, yes, madame, that is it without a doubt. Every
day you read in the papers of such things. Madame will
ring up the police at once—at once—before they arrive
and cut our throats.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00867">“Don’t get so excited, Élise. They won’t come and cut
our throats at six o’clock in the afternoon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00868">“Madame, I implore you, let me run out and fetch a
policeman now, at once.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00869">“What on earth for? Don’t be silly, Élise. Go up and
pack my things for Chimneys if you haven’t already done
it. The new Cailleuax evening dress, and the white crêpe
marocain, and—yes, the black velvet—black velvet is so
political, is it not?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00870">“Madame looks ravishing in the eau de nil satin,” suggested
Élise, her professional instincts reasserting themselves.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00871"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00872">“No, I won’t take that. Hurry up, Élise, there’s a good
girl. We’ve got very little time. I’ll send a wire to Chilvers
at Datchet, and I’ll speak to the policeman on the
beat as we go out and tell him to keep an eye on the
place. Don’t start rolling your eyes again, Élise—if you
get so frightened before anything has happened, what
would you do if a man jumped out from some dark corner
and stuck a knife into you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00873">Élise gave vent to a shrill squeak, and beat a speedy
retreat up the stairs, darting nervous glances over each
shoulder as she went.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00874">Virginia made a face at her retreating back, and
crossed the hall to the little study where the telephone
was. Élise’s suggestion of ringing up the police station
seemed to her a good one, and she intended to act upon
it without any further delay.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00875">She opened the study door and crossed to the telephone.
Then, with her hand on the receiver, she stopped.
A man was sitting in the big arm-chair, sitting in a curious
huddled position. In the stress of the moment, she
had forgotten all about her expected visitor. Apparently
he had fallen asleep whilst waiting for her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00876">She came right up to the chair, a slightly mischievous
smile upon her face. And then suddenly the smile faded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00877">The man was not asleep. <hi rend="italic">He was dead.</hi></p>
        <p xml:id="p-00878">She knew it at once, knew it instinctively even before
her eyes had seen and noted the small shining pistol lying
on the floor, the little-singed hole just above the heart
with the dark stain round it, and the horrible dropped jaw.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00879">She stood quite still, her hands pressed to her sides.
In the silence she heard Élise running down the stairs.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00880">“Madame! Madame!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00881">“Well, what is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00882">She moved quickly to the door. Her whole instinct
was to conceal what had happened—for the moment anyway—from
Élise. Élise would promptly go into hysterics,
she knew that well enough, and she felt a great need
for calm and quiet in which to think things out.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00883"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00884">“Madame, would it not be better if I should draw the
chain across the door? These malefactors, at any minute
they may arrive.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00885">“Yes, if you like. Anything you like.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00886">She heard the rattle of the chain, and then Élise running
upstairs again, and drew a long breath of relief.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00887">She looked at the man in the chair and then at the
telephone. Her course was quite clear, she must ring up
the police at once.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00888">But still she did not do so. She stood quite still, paralysed
with horror and with a host of conflicting ideas
rushing through her brain. The bogus telegram. Had it
something to do with this? Supposing Élise had not
stayed behind? She would have let herself in—that is,
presuming she had had her latchkey with her as usual,
to find herself alone in the house with a murdered man—a
man whom she had permitted to blackmail her on a
former occasion. Of course she had an explanation of
that; but thinking of that explanation she was not quite
easy in her mind. She remembered how frankly incredible
George had found it. Would other people think the
same. Those letters now—of course she hadn’t written
them, but would it be so easy to prove that?</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00889">She put her hands on her forehead, squeezing them
tight together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00890">“I must think,” said Virginia. “I simply must think.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00891">Who had let the man in? Surely not Élise. If she had
done so, she would have been sure to have mentioned
the fact at once. The whole thing seemed more and more
mysterious as she thought about it. There was really only
one thing to be done—ring up the police.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00892">She stretched out her hand to the telephone, and suddenly
she thought of George. A man—that was what she
wanted—an ordinary level-headed, unemotional man
who would see things in their proper proportion and point
out to her the best course to take.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00893">Then she shook her head. Not George. The first thing
George would think of would be his own position. He
would hate being mixed up in this kind of business.
George wouldn’t do at all.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00894">Then her face softened. Bill, of course! Without more
ado, she rang up Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00895">She was informed that he had left half an hour ago
for Chimneys.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00896">“Oh, damn!” cried Virginia, jamming down the receiver.
It was horrible to be shut up with a dead body
and to have no one to speak to.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00897">And at that minute the front-door bell rang.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00898">Virginia jumped. In a few minutes it rang again. Élise,
she knew, was upstairs packing and wouldn’t hear it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00899">Virginia went out in the hall, drew back the chain, and
undid all the bolts that Élise had fastened in her zeal.
Then, with a long breath, she threw open the door. On
the steps was the unemployed young man.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00900">Virginia plunged headlong with a relief born of overstrung
nerves.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00901">“Come in,” she said. “I think that perhaps I’ve got a
job for you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00902">She took him into the dining-room, pulled toward a
chair for him, sat down herself facing him, and stared at
him very attentively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00903">“Excuse me,” she said, “but are you—I mean——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00904">“Eton and Oxford,” said the young man. “That’s what
you wanted to ask me, wasn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00905">“Something of the kind,” admitted Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00906">“Come down in the world entirely through my own
incapacity to stick to regular work. This isn’t regular
work you’re offering me, I hope?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00907">A smile hovered for a moment on her lips.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00908">“It’s very irregular.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00909">“Good,” said the young man in a tone of satisfaction.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00910">Virginia noted his bronzed face and long lean body
with approval.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00911">“You see,” she explained, “I’m in rather a hole, and
most of my friends are—well, rather high up. They’ve
all got something to lose.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00912"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00913">“I’ve nothing whatever to lose. So go ahead. What’s
the trouble?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00914">“There’s a dead man in the next room,” said Virginia.
“He’s been murdered, and I don’t know what to do about
it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00915">She blurted out the words as simply as a child might
have done. The young man went up enormously in her
estimation by the way he accepted her statement. He
might have been used to hearing a similar announcement
made every day of his life.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00916">“Excellent,” he said, with a trace of enthusiasm. “I’ve
always wanted to do a bit of amateur detective work.
Shall we go and view the body, or will you give me the
facts first?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00917">“I think I’d better give you the facts.” She paused for
a moment to consider how best to condense her story,
and then began, speaking quietly and concisely.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00918">“This man came to the house for the first time yesterday
and asked to see me. He had certain letters with
him—love letters, signed with my name——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00919">“But which weren’t written by you,” put in the young
man quietly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00920">Virginia looked at him in some astonishment</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00921">“How did you know that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00922">“Oh, I deduced it. But go on.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00923">“He wanted to blackmail me—and I—well, I don’t
know if you’ll understand, but I—let him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00924">She looked at him appealingly, and he nodded his
head reassuringly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00925">“Of course I understand. You wanted to see what it
felt like.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00926">“How frightfully clever of you! That’s just what I did
feel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00927">“I <hi rend="italic">am</hi> clever,” said the young man modestly. “But,
mind you, very few people would understand that point
of view. Most people, you see, haven’t got any imagination.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00928">“I suppose that’s so. I told this man to come back
to-day—at six o’clock. I arrived home from Ranelagh to
find that a bogus telegram had got all the servants except
my maid out of the house. Then I walked into the study
and found the man shot.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00929">“Who let him in?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00930">“I don’t know. I think if my maid had done so she
would have told me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00931">“Does she know what has happened?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00932">“I have told her nothing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00933">The young man nodded, and rose to his feet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00934">“And now to view the body,” he said briskly. “But
I’ll tell you this—on the whole it’s always best to tell
the truth. One lie involves you in such a lot of lies—and
continuous lying is so monotonous.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00935">“Then you advise me to ring up the police?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00936">“Probably. But we’ll just have a look at the fellow
first.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00937">Virginia led the way out the room. On the threshold
she paused, looking back at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00938">“By the way,” she said, “you haven’t told me your
name yet?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00939">“My name? My name’s Anthony Cade.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="9" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-009">
        <head>9 Anthony Disposes of a Body</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-009.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 9 Anthony Disposes of a Body.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-00940"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00941">Anthony followed Virginia out of the room, smiling a
little to himself. Events had taken quite an unexpected
turn. But as he bent over the figure in the chair he grew
grave again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00942">“He’s still warm,” he said sharply. “He was killed less
than half an hour ago.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00943">“Just before I came in?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00944">“Exactly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00945">He stood upright, drawing his brows together in a
frown. Then he asked a question of which Virginia did
not at once see the drift:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00946">“Your maid’s not been in this room, of course?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00947">“No.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00948">“Does she know that you’ve been into it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00949">“Why—yes. I came to the door to speak to her.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00950">“After you’d found the body.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00951">“Yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00952">“And you said nothing?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00953">“Would it have been better if I had? I thought she
would go into hysterics—she’s French, you know, and
easily upset—I wanted to think over the best thing to
do.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00954">Anthony nodded, but did not speak.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00955">“You think it a pity, I can see?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00956">“Well, it was rather unfortunate, Mrs. Revel. If you
and the maid had discovered the body together, immediately
on your return, it would have simplified matters
very much. The man would then definitely have been
shot <hi rend="italic">before</hi> your return to the house.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00957">“Whilst now they might say he was shot <hi rend="italic">after</hi>—I
see—”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00958">He watched her taking in the idea, and was confirmed
in his first impression of her formed when she had spoken
to him on the steps outside. Besides beauty, she possessed
courage and brains.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00959">Virginia was so engrossed in the puzzle presented to
her that it did not occur to her to wonder at this strange
man’s ready use of her name.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00960">“Why didn’t Élise hear the shot, I wonder?” she murmured.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00961">Anthony pointed to the open window, as a loud backfire
came from a passing car.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00962">“There you are. London’s not the place to notice a
pistol shot.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00963">Virginia turned with a little shudder to the body in the
chair.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00964">“He looks like an Italian,” she remarked curiously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00965">“He is an Italian,” said Anthony. “I should say that
his regular profession was that of a waiter. He only did
blackmailing in his spare time. His name might very possibly
be Giuseppe.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00966">“Good heavens!” cried Virginia. “Is this Sherlock
Holmes?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00967">“No,” said Anthony regretfully. “I’m afraid it’s just
plain or garden cheating. I’ll tell you all about it presently.
Now you say this man showed you some letters
and asked you for money. Did you give him any?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00968">“Yes, I did.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00969">“How much?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00970">“Forty pounds.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00971">“That’s bad,” said Anthony, but without manifesting
any undue surprise. “Now let’s have a look at the telegram.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00972">Virginia picked it up from the table and gave it to
him. She saw his face grow grave as he looked at it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00973"/>
        <p xml:id="p-00974">“What’s the matter?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00975">He held it out, pointing silently to the place of origin.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00976">“Barnes,” he said. “And you were at Ranelagh this
afternoon. What’s to prevent you having sent it off yourself?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00977">Virginia felt fascinated by his words. It was as though
a net was closing tighter and tighter round her. He was
forcing her to see all the things which she had felt dimly
at the back of her mind.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00978">Anthony took out his handkerchief and wound it
round his hand, then he picked up the pistol.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00979">“We criminals have to be so careful,” he said apologetically.
“Fingerprints, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00980">Suddenly she saw his whole figure stiffen. His voice,
when he spoke, had altered. It was terse and curt.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00981">“Mrs. Revel,” he said, “have you ever seen this pistol
before?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00982">“No,” said Virginia wonderingly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00983">“Are you sure of that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00984">“Quite sure.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00985">“Have you a pistol of your own?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00986">“No.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00987">“Have you ever had one?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00988">“No, never.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00989">“You are sure of that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00990">“Quite sure.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00991">He stared at her steadily for a minute, and Virginia
stared back in complete surprise at his tone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00992">Then, with a sigh, he relaxed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00993">“That’s odd,” he said. “How do you account for this?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00994">He held out the pistol. It was a small, dainty article,
almost a toy—though capable of doing deadly work. Engraved
on it was the name Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00995">“Oh, it’s impossible!” cried Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00996">Her astonishment was so genuine that Anthony could
but believe in it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00997">“Sit down,” he said quietly. “There’s more in this than
there seemed to be first go off. To begin with, what’s our
hypothesis? There are only two possible ones. There is,
of course, the real Virginia of the letters. She may have
somehow or other tracked him down, shot him, dropped
the pistol, stolen the letters, and taken herself off. That’s
quite possible, isn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00998">“I suppose so,” said Virginia unwillingly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-00999">“The other hypothesis is a good deal more interesting.
Whoever wished to kill Giuseppe, wished also to incriminate
you—in fact that may have been their main object.
They could get <hi rend="italic">him</hi> easily enough anywhere, but they
took extraordinary pains and trouble to get him <hi rend="italic">here</hi>, and
whoever they were they knew all about you, your cottage
at Datchet, your usual household arrangements, and the
fact that you were at Ranelagh this afternoon. It seems
an absurd question, but have you any enemies, Mrs.
Revel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01000">“Of course I haven’t—not that kind, anyway.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01001">“The question is,” said Anthony, “what are we going
to do now? There are two courses open to us. A: Ring
up the police, tell the whole story, and trust to your unassailable
position in the world and your hitherto blameless
life. B: An attempt on my part to dispose
successfully of the body. Naturally my private inclinations
urge me to B. I’ve always wanted to see if I
couldn’t conceal a crime with the necessary cunning, but
have had a squeamish objection to shedding blood. On
the whole, I expect A’s the soundest. Then there’s a sort
of bowdlerized A. Ring up the police, etc., but suppress
the pistol and the blackmailing letters—that is, if they
are on him still.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01002">Anthony ran rapidly through the dead man’s pockets.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01003">“He’s been stripped clean,” he announced. “There’s
not a thing on him. There’ll be dirty work at the crossroads
over those letters yet. Hullo, what’s this? Hole in
the lining—something got caught there, torn roughly out,
and a scrap of paper left behind.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01004">He drew out the scrap of paper as he spoke, and
brought it over to the light. Virginia joined him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01005"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01006">“Pity we haven’t got the rest of it,” he muttered.
“<hi rend="italic">Chimneys 11.45 Thursday</hi>—Sounds like an appointment.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01007">“Chimneys?” cried Virginia. “How extraordinary!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01008">“Why extraordinary? Rather high toned for such a low
fellow?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01009">“I’m going to Chimneys this evening. At least I was.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01010">Anthony wheeled round on her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01011">“What’s that? Say that again.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01012">“I was going to Chimneys this evening,” repeated Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01013">Anthony stared at her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01014">“I begin to see. At least, I may be wrong—but it’s an
idea. Suppose some one wanted badly to prevent your
going to Chimneys?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01015">“My cousin George Lomax does,” said Virginia with
a smile. “But I can’t seriously suspect George of murder.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01016">Anthony did not smile. He was lost in thought.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01017">“If you ring up the police, it’s good-bye to any idea
of getting to Chimneys to-day—or even to-morrow. And
I should like you to go to Chimneys. I fancy it will disconcert
our unknown friends. Mrs. Revel, will you put
yourself in my hands?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01018">“It’s to be Plan B, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01019">“It’s to be Plan B. The first thing is to get that maid
of yours out of the house. Can you manage that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01020">“Easily.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01021">Virginia went out in the hall and called up the stairs.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01022">“Élise. Élise.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01023">“Madame?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01024">Anthony heard a rapid colloquy, and then the front
door opened and shut. Virginia came back into the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01025">“She’s gone. I sent her for some special scent—told
her the shop in question was open until eight. It won’t
be, of course. She’s to follow after me by the next train
without coming back here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01026">“Good,” said Anthony approvingly. “We can now proceed
to the disposal of the body. It’s a time-worn method,
but I’m afraid I shall have to ask you if there’s such a
thing in the house as a trunk?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01027">“Of course there is. Come down to the basement and
take your choice.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01028">There was a variety of trunks in the basement. Anthony
selected a solid affair of suitable size.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01029">“I’ll attend to this part of it,” he said tactfully. “You
go upstairs and get ready to start.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01030">Virginia obeyed. She slipped out of her tennis kit, put
on a soft brown travelling dress and a delightful little
orange hat, and came down to find Anthony waiting in
the hall with a neatly strapped trunk beside him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01031">“I should like to tell you the story of my life,” he
remarked, “but it’s going to be rather a busy evening.
Now this is what you’ve got to do. Call a taxi, have your
luggage put on it, including the trunk. Drive to Paddington.
There have the trunk put in the Left Luggage Office.
I shall be on the platform. As you pass me, drop the
Cloak Room ticket. I will pick it up and pretend to return
it to you, but in reality I shall keep it. Go on to Chimneys,
and leave the rest to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01032">“It’s awfully good of you,” said Virginia. “It’s really
dreadful of me saddling a perfect stranger with a dead
body like this.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01033">“I like it,” returned Anthony nonchalantly. “If one of
my friends, Jimmy McGrath, were here, he’d tell you that
anything of this kind suits me down to the ground.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01034">Virginia was staring at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01035">“What name did you say? Jimmy McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01036">Anthony returned her glance keenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01037">“Yes. Why? Have you heard of him?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01038">“Yes—and quite lately.” She paused irresolutely, and
then went on. “Mr. Cade, I must talk to you. Can’t you
come down to Chimneys?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01039">“You’ll see me before very long, Mrs. Revel—I’ll tell
you that. Now, exit Conspirator A by back door slinkingly.
Exit Conspirator B in blaze of glory by front door
to taxi.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01040">The plan went through without a hitch. Anthony,
having picked up a second taxi, was on the platform and
duly retrieved the fallen ticket. He then departed in search
of a somewhat battered second-hand Morris Cowley
which he had acquired earlier in the day in case it should
be necessary to his plans.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01041">Returning to Paddington in this, he handed the ticket
to the porter, who got the trunk out of the cloak room
and wedged it securely at the back of the car. Anthony
drove off.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01042">His objective now was out of London. Through Notting
Hill, Shepherd’s Bush, down Goldhawk Road,
through Brentford and Hounslow till he came to the long
stretch of road mid-way between Hounslow and Staines.
It was a well-frequented road, with motors passing continually.
No footmarks or tyre marks were likely to
show. Anthony stopped the car at a certain spot. Getting
down, he first obscured the number-plate with mud.
Then, waiting until he heard no car coming in either direction,
he opened the trunk, heaved out Giuseppe’s
body, and laid it neatly down by the side of the road, on
the inside of a curve, so that the headlights of passing
motors would not strike on it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01043">Then he entered the car again and drove away. The
whole business had occupied exactly one minute and a
half. He made a détour to the right, returning to London
by way of Burnham Beeches. There again he halted the
car, and choosing a giant of the forest he deliberately
climbed the huge tree. It was something of a feat, even
for Anthony. To one of the topmost branches, he affixed
a small brown-paper parcel, concealing it in a little niche
close to the bole.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01044">“A very clever way of disposing of the pistol,” said
Anthony to himself with some approval. “Everybody
hunts about on the ground, and drags ponds. But there
are very few people in England who could climb that
tree.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01045">Next, back to London and Paddington Station. Here
he left the trunk—at the other cloak room this time, the
one on the Arrival side. He thought longingly of such
things as good rumpsteaks, juicy chops, and large masses
of fried potatoes. But he shook his head ruefully, glancing
at his wrist watch. He fed the Morris with a fresh
supply of petrol, and then took the road once more. North
this time.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01046">It was just after half-past eleven that he brought the
car to rest in the road adjoining the park of Chimneys.
Jumping out he scaled the wall easily enough, and set
out towards the house. It took him longer than he
thought, and presently he broke into a run. A great grey
mass loomed up out of the darkness—the venerable pile
of Chimneys. In the distance a stable clock chimed the
three quarters.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01047">11.45—the time mentioned on the scrap of paper. Anthony
was on the terrace now, looking up at the house.
Everything seemed dark and quiet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01048">“They go to bed early, these politicians,” he murmured
to himself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01049">And suddenly a sound smote upon his ears—the
sound of a shot. Anthony spun round quickly. The sound
had come from within the house—he was sure of that.
He waited a minute, but everything was still as death.
Finally he went up to one of the long French windows
from where he judged the sound that had startled him
had come. He tried the handle. It was locked. He tried
some of the other windows, listening intently all the
while. But the silence remained unbroken.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01050">In the end he told himself that he must have imagined
the sound, or perhaps mistaken a stray shot coming from
a poacher in the woods. He turned and retraced his steps
across the park, vaguely dissatisfied and uneasy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01051"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01052">He looked back at the house, and whilst he looked a
light sprang up in one of the windows on the first floor.
In another minute it went out again, and the whole place
was in darkness once more.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="10" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-010">
        <head>10 Chimneys</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-010.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 10 Chimneys.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-01053"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01054">Inspector Badgworthy in his office. Time, 8.30 <seg rend="smallcaps">A.M.</seg> A
tall portly man, Inspector Badgworthy, with a heavy regulation
tread. Inclined to breathe hard in moments of professional
strain. In attendance Constable Johnson, very
new to the Force, with a downy unfledged look about
him, like a human chicken.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01055">The telephone on the table rang sharply, and the inspector
took it up with his usual portentous gravity of
action.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01056">“Yes. Police station Market Basing. Inspector Badgworthy
speaking. What?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01057">Slight alteration in the inspector’s manner. As he is
greater than Johnson, so others are greater than Inspector
Badgworthy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01058">“Speaking, my lord. I beg your pardon, my lord? I
didn’t quite hear what you said?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01059">Long pause, during which the inspector listens, quite
a variety of expressions passing over his usually impassive
countenance. Finally he lays down the receiver, after
a brief “At once, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01060">He turned to Johnson, seeming visibly swelled with
importance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01061">“From his lordship—at Chimneys—Murder.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01062">“Murder,” echoed Johnson, suitably impressed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01063">“Murder it is,” said the inspector, with great satisfaction.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01064">“Why, there’s never been a murder here—not that I’ve
ever heard of—except the time that Tom Pearse shot his
sweetheart.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01065">“And that, in a manner of speaking, wasn’t murder at
all, but drink,” said the inspector, deprecatingly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01066">“He weren’t hanged for it,” agreed Johnson gloomily.
“But this is the real thing, is it, sir?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01067">“It is, Johnson. One of his lordship’s guests, a foreign
gentleman, discovered shot. Open window, and footprints
outside.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01068">“I’m sorry it were a foreigner,” said Johnson, with
some regret.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01069">It made the murder seem less real. Foreigners, Johnson
felt, were liable to be shot.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01070">“His lordship’s in a rare taking,” continued the inspector.
“We’ll get hold of Dr. Cartwright and take him
up with us right away. I hope to goodness no one will
get messing with those footprints.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01071">Badgworthy was in a seventh heaven. A murder! At
Chimneys! Inspector Badgworthy in charge of the case.
The police have a clue. Sensational arrest. Promotion and
kudos for the aforementioned inspector.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01072">“That is,” said Inspector Badgworthy to himself, “if
Scotland Yard doesn’t come butting in.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01073">The thought damped him momentarily. It seemed so
extremely likely to happen under the circumstances.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01074">They stopped at Dr. Cartwright’s, and the doctor, who
was a comparatively young man, displayed a keen interest.
His attitude was almost exactly that of Johnson.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01075">“Why, bless my soul,” he exclaimed. “We haven’t had
a murder here since the time of Tom Pearse.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01076">All three of them got into the doctor’s little car, and
started off briskly for Chimneys. As they passed the local
inn, <hi rend="italic">The Jolly Cricketers</hi>, the doctor noticed a man standing
in the doorway.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01077">“Stranger,” he remarked. “Rather a nice-looking fellow.
Wonder how long he’s been here, and what he’s
doing staying at the <hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi>? I haven’t seen him about
at all. He must have arrived last night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01078"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01079">“He didn’t come by train,” said Johnson.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01080">Johnson’s brother was the local railway porter, and
Johnson was therefore always well up in arrivals and departures.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01081">“Who was there for Chimneys yesterday?” asked the
inspector.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01082">“Lady Eileen, she come down by the 3.40, and two
gentlemen with her, an American gent, and a young
Army chap—neither of them with valets. His lordship
come down with a foreign gentleman, the one that’s been
shot as likely as not, by the 5.40, and the foreign gentleman’s
valet. Mr. Eversleigh come by the same train. Mrs.
Revel came by the 7.25, and another foreign-looking gentleman
came by it too, one with a bald head and a hook
nose. Mrs. Revel’s maid came by the 8.56.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01083">Johnson paused, out of breath.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01084">“And there was no one for the <hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi>?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01085">Johnson shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01086">“He must have come by car then,” said the inspector.
“Johnson, make a note to institute inquiries at the <hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi>
on your way back. We want to know all about any
strangers. He was very sunburnt, that gentleman. Likely
as not, he’s come from foreign parts too.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01087">The inspector nodded his head with great sagacity, as
though to imply that that was the sort of wide-awake man
he was—not to be caught napping under any consideration.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01088">The car passed in through the Park gates of Chimneys.
Descriptions of that historic place can be found in any
guide book. It is also No. 3 in <hi rend="italic">Historic Homes of England</hi>,
price 21s. On Thursdays, chars-à-bancs come over
from Middlingham and view those portions of it which
are open to the public. In view of all these facilities, to
describe Chimneys would be superfluous.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01089">They were received at the door by a white-headed
butler whose demeanour was perfect.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01090">“We are not accustomed,” it seemed to say, “to having
murder committed within these walls. But these are evil
days. Let us meet disaster with perfect calm, and pretend
with our dying breath that nothing out of the usual has
occurred.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01091">“His lordship,” said the butler, “is expecting you. This
way, if you please.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01092">He led them to a small cosy room which was Lord
Caterham’s refuge from the magnificence elsewhere, and
announced them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01093">“The police, my lord, and Dr. Cartwright.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01094">Lord Caterham was pacing up and down in a visibly
agitated state.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01095">“Ha! inspector, you’ve turned up at last. I’m thankful
for that. How are you, Cartwright? This is the very devil
of a business, you know. The very devil of a business.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01096">And Lord Caterham, running his hands through his
hair in a frenzied fashion until it stood upright in little
tufts, looked even less like a peer of the realm than usual.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01097">“Where’s the body?” asked the doctor, in curt business-like
fashion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01098">Lord Caterham turned to him as though relieved at
being asked a direct question.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01099">“In the council chamber—just where it was found—I
wouldn’t have it touched. I believed—er—that that was
the correct thing to do.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01100">“Quite right, my lord,” said the inspector approvingly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01101">He produced a notebook and pencil.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01102">“And who discovered the body? Did you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01103">“Good Lord, no,” said Lord Caterham. “You don’t
think I usually get up at this unearthly hour in the morning,
do you? No, a housemaid found it. She screamed a
good deal, I believe. I didn’t hear her myself. Then they
came to me about it, and of course I got up and came
down—and there it was, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01104">“You recognized the body as that of one of your
guests?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01105">“That’s right, inspector.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01106">“By name?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01107">This perfectly simple question seemed to upset Lord
Caterham. He opened his mouth once or twice, and then
shut it again. Finally he asked feebly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01108">“Do you mean—do you mean—what was his name?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01109">“Yes, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01110">“Well,” said Lord Caterham, looking slowly round the
room, as though hoping to gain inspiration. “His name
was—I should say it was—yes, decidedly so—Count
Stanislaus.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01111">There was something so odd about Lord Caterham’s
manner, that the inspector ceased using his pencil and
stared at him instead. But at that moment a diversion
occurred which seemed highly welcome to the embarrassed
peer.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01112">The door opened and a girl came into the room. She
was tall, slim and dark, with an attractive boyish face,
and a very determined manner. This was Lady Eileen
Brent, commonly known as Bundle, Lord Caterham’s
eldest daughter. She nodded to the others, and addressed
her father directly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01113">“I’ve got him,” she announced.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01114">For a moment the inspector was on the point of starting
forward under the impression that the young lady had
captured the murderer red-handed, but almost immediately
he realized that her meaning was quite different.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01115">Lord Caterham uttered a sigh of relief.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01116">“That’s a good job. What did he say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01117">“He’s coming over at once. We are to ‘use the utmost
discretion.’”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01118">Her father made a sound of annoyance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01119">“That’s just the sort of idiotic thing George Lomax
would say. However, once he comes, I shall wash my
hands of the whole affair.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01120">He appeared to cheer up a little at the prospect.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01121">“And the name of the murdered man was Count Stanislaus?”
queried the doctor.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01122">A lightning glance passed between father and daughter,
and then the former said with some dignity:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01123">“Certainly. I said so just now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01124"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01125">“I asked because you didn’t seem quite sure about it
before,” explained Cartwright.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01126">There was a faint twinkle in his eye, and Lord Caterham
looked at him reproachfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01127">“I’ll take you to the Council Chamber,” he said more
briskly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01128">They followed him, the inspector bringing up the rear,
and darting sharp glances all around him as he went,
much as though he expected to find a clue in a picture
frame, or behind a door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01129">Lord Caterham took a key from his pocket and unlocked
a door, flinging it open. They all passed into a big
room panelled in oak, with three long windows giving
on the terrace. There was a long refectory table and a
good many oak chests, and some beautiful old chairs. On
the walls were various paintings of dead and gone Caterhams
and others.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01130">Near the left-hand wall, about half-way between the
door and the window, a man was lying on his back, his
arms flung wide.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01131">Dr. Cartwright went over and knelt down by the body.
The inspector strode across to the windows, and examined
them in turn. The centre one was closed, but not
fastened. On the steps outside were footprints leading up
to the window, and a second set going away again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01132">“Clear enough,” said the inspector, with a nod. “But
there ought to be footprints on the inside as well. They’d
show up plain on this parquet floor.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01133">“I think I can explain that,” interposed Bundle. “The
housemaid had polished half the floor this morning before
she saw the body. You see, it was dark when she
came in here. She went straight across to the windows,
drew the curtains, and began on the floor, and naturally
didn’t see the body which is hidden from that side of the
room by the table. She didn’t see it until she came right
on top of it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01134">The inspector nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01135">“Well,” said Lord Caterham, eager to escape. “I’ll
leave you here, inspector. You’ll be able to find me if
you—er—want me. But Mr. George Lomax is coming
over from Wyverne Abbey shortly, and he’ll be able to
tell you far more than I could. It’s his business really. I
can’t explain, but he will when he comes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01136">Lord Caterham beat a precipitate retreat without waiting
for a reply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01137">“Too bad for Lomax,” he complained. “Letting me in
for this. What’s the matter, Tredwell?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01138">The white-haired butler was hovering deferentially at
his elbow.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01139">“I have taken the liberty, my lord, of advancing the
breakfast hour as far as you are concerned. Everything is
ready in the dining-room.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01140">“I don’t suppose for a minute I can eat anything,” said
Lord Caterham gloomily, turning his footsteps in that direction.
“Not for a moment.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01141">Bundle slipped her hand through his arm, and they
entered the dining-room together. On the sideboard were
half a score of heavy silver dishes, ingeniously kept hot
by patent arrangements.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01142">“Omelet,” said Lord Caterham, lifting each lid in turn.
“Eggs and bacon, kidneys, devilled bird, haddock, cold
ham, cold pheasant. I don’t like any of these things, Tredwell,
ask the cook to poach me an egg, will you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01143">“Very good, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01144">Tredwell withdrew. Lord Caterham, in an absent-minded
fashion, helped himself plentifully to kidneys and
bacon, poured himself out a cup of coffee, and sat down
at the long table. Bundle was already busy with a plateful
of eggs and bacon.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01145">“I’m damned hungry,” said Bundle with her mouth
full. “It must be the excitement.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01146">“It’s all very well for you,” complained her father.
“You young people like excitement. But I’m in a very
delicate state of health. Avoid all worry, that’s what Sir
Abner Willis said—avoid all worry. So easy for a man
sitting in his consulting-room in Harley Street to say that.
How can I avoid worry when that ass Lomax lands me
with a thing like this? I ought to have been firm at the
time. I ought to have put my foot down.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01147">With a sad shake of the head, Lord Caterham rose and
carved himself a plate of ham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01148">“Codders has certainly done it this time,” observed
Bundle cheerfully. “He was almost incoherent over the
telephone. He’ll be here in a minute or two, spluttering
nineteen to the dozen about discretion and hushing it up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01149">Lord Caterham groaned at the prospect.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01150">“Was he up?” he asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01151">“He told me,” replied Bundle, “that he had been up
and dictating letters and memoranda ever since seven
o’clock.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01152">“Proud of it, too,” remarked her father. “Extraordinarily
selfish, these public men. They make their
wretched secretaries get up at the most unearthly hours
in order to dictate rubbish to them. If a law was passed
compelling them to stop in bed until eleven, what a benefit
it would be to the nation! I wouldn’t mind so much
if they didn’t talk such balderdash. Lomax is always talking
to me of my ‘position.’ As if I had any. Who wants
to be a peer nowadays?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01153">“Nobody,” said Bundle. “They’d much rather keep a
prosperous public house.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01154">Tredwell reappeared silently with two poached eggs
in a little silver dish which he placed on the table in front
of Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01155">“What’s that, Tredwell?” said the latter, looking at
them with faint distaste.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01156">“Poached eggs, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01157">“I hate poached eggs,” said Lord Caterham peevishly.
“They’re so insipid. I don’t like to look at them even.
Take them away, will you, Tredwell?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01158">“Very good, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01159">Tredwell and the poached eggs withdrew as silently
as they came.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01160">“Thank God no one gets up early in this house,” remarked
Lord Caterham devoutly. “We shall have to break
this to them when they do, I suppose.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01161">He sighed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01162">“I wonder who murdered him,” said Bundle. “And
why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01163">“That’s not our business, thank goodness,” said Lord
Caterham. “That’s for the police to find out. Not that
Badgworthy will ever find out anything. On the whole I
rather hope it was Nosystein.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01164">“Meaning——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01165">“The All British Syndicate.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01166">“Why should Mr. Isaacstein murder him when he’d
come down here on purpose to meet him?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01167">“High finance,” said Lord Caterham vaguely. “And
that reminds me, I shouldn’t be at all surprised if Isaacstein
wasn’t an early riser. He may blow in upon us at
any minute. It’s a habit in the city. I believe that, however
rich you are, you always catch the 9.17.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01168">The sound of a motor being driven at great speed was
heard through the open window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01169">“Codders,” cried Bundle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01170">Father and daughter leaned out of the window and
hailed the occupant of the car as it drew up before the
entrance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01171">“In here, my dear fellow, in here,” cried Lord Caterham,
hastily swallowing his mouthful of ham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01172">George had no intention of climbing in through the
window. He disappeared through the front door, and
reappeared ushered in by Tredwell, who withdrew at
once.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01173">“Have some breakfast,” said Lord Caterham, shaking
him by the hand. “What about a kidney?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01174">George waved the kidney aside impatiently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01175">“This is a terrible calamity, terrible, terrible.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01176">“It is indeed. Some haddock?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01177">“No, no. It must be hushed up—at all costs it must
be hushed up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01178">As Bundle had prophesied, George began to splutter.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01179"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01180">“I understand your feelings,” said Lord Caterham
sympathetically. “Try an egg and bacon, or some haddock.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01181">“A totally unforeseen contingency—national calamity—concessions
jeopardized——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01182">“Take time,” said Lord Caterham. “And take some
food. What you need is some food, to pull you together.
Poached eggs now? There were some poached eggs here
a minute or two ago.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01183">“I don’t want any food,” said George. “I’ve had breakfast,
and even if I hadn’t had any I shouldn’t want it. We
must think what is to be done. You have told no one as
yet?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01184">“Well, there’s Bundle and myself. And the local police.
And Cartwright. And all the servants of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01185">George groaned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01186">“Pull yourself together, my dear fellow,” said Lord
Caterham kindly. “(I wish you’d have some breakfast.)
You don’t seem to realize that you can’t hush up a dead
body. It’s got be buried and all that sort of thing. Very
unfortunate, but there it is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01187">George became suddenly calm.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01188">“You are right, Caterham. You have called in the local
police, you say? That will not do. We must have Battle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01189">“Battle, murder and sudden death,” inquired Lord Caterham,
with a puzzled face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01190">“No, no, you misunderstand me. I referred to Superintendent
Battle of Scotland Yard. A man of the utmost
discretion. He worked with us in that deplorable business
of the Party Funds.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01191">“What was that?” asked Lord Caterham, with some
interest.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01192">But George’s eye had fallen upon Bundle, as she sat
half in and half out of the window, and he remembered
discretion just in time. He rose.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01193">“We must waste no time. I must send off some wires
at once.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01194"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01195">“If you write them out, Bundle will send them through
the telephone.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01196">George pulled out a fountain pen and began to write
with incredible rapidity. He handed the first one to Bundle,
who read it with a great deal of interest.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01197">“God! what a name,” she remarked. “Baron How
Much?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01198">“Baron Lolopretjzyl.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01199">Bundle blinked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01200">“I’ve got it, but it will take some conveying to the
post office.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01201">George continued to write. Then he handed his labours
to Bundle and addressed the master of the house:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01202">“The best thing that you can do, Caterham——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01203">“Yes,” said Lord Caterham apprehensively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01204">“Is to leave everything in my hands.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01205">“Certainly,” said Lord Caterham, with alacrity. “Just
what I was thinking myself. You’ll find the police and
Dr. Cartwright in the Council Chamber. With the—er—with
the body, you know. My dear Lomax, I place Chimneys
unreservedly at your disposal. Do anything you
like.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01206">“Thank you,” said George. “If I should want to consult
you——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01207">But Lord Caterham had faded unobtrusively through
the farther door. Bundle had observed his retreat with a
grim smile.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01208">“I’ll send off those telegrams at once,” she said. “You
know your way to the Council Chamber?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01209">“Thank you, Lady Eileen.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01210">George hurried from the room.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="11" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-011">
        <head>11 Superintendent Battle Arrives</head>
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          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 11 Superintendent Battle Arrives.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-01211"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01212">So apprehensive was Lord Caterham of being consulted
by George that he spent the whole morning making a
tour of his estate. Only the pangs of hunger drew him
homeward. He also reflected that by now the worst would
surely be over.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01213">He sneaked into the house quietly by a small side
door. From there he slipped neatly into his sanctum. He
flattered himself that his entrance had not been observed,
but there he was mistaken. The watchful Tredwell let
nothing escape him. He presented himself at the door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01214">“You’ll excuse me, my lord——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01215">“What is it, Tredwell?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01216">“Mr. Lomax, my lord, is anxious to see you in the
library as soon as you return.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01217">By this delicate method Tredwell conveyed that Lord
Caterham had not yet returned unless he chose to say so.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01218">Lord Caterham sighed, and then rose.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01219">“I suppose it will have to be done sooner or later. In
the library, you say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01220">“Yes, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01221">Sighing again, Lord Caterham crossed the wide spaces
of his ancestral home, and reached the library door. The
door was locked. As he rattled the handle, it was unlocked
from inside, opened a little way, and the face of
George Lomax appeared, peering out suspiciously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01222">His face changed when he saw who it was.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01223">“Ah, Caterham, come in. We were just wondering
what had become of you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01224"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01225">Murmuring something vague about duties on the estate,
repairs for tenants, Lord Caterham sidled in apologetically.
There were two other men in the room. One
was Colonel Melrose, the Chief Constable. The other was
a squarely built middle-aged man with a face so singularly
devoid of expression as to be quite remarkable.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01226">“Superintendent Battle arrived half an hour ago,” explained
George. “He has been round with Inspector
Badgworthy, and seen Dr. Cartwright. He now wants a
few facts from us.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01227">They all sat down, after Lord Caterham had greeted
Melrose and acknowledged his introduction to Superintendent
Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01228">“I need hardly tell you, Battle,” said George, “that this
is a case in which we must use the utmost discretion.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01229">The superintendent nodded in an offhand manner that
rather took Lord Caterham’s fancy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01230">“That will be all right, Mr. Lomax. But no concealments
from us. I understand that the dead gentleman was
called Count Stanislaus—at least, that that is the name
by which the household knew him. Now was that his real
name?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01231">“It was not.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01232">“What was his real name?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01233">“Prince Michael of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01234">Battle’s eyes opened just a trifle, otherwise he gave
no sign.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01235">“And what, if I may ask the question, was the purpose
of his visit here? Just pleasure?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01236">“There was a further object, Battle. All this in the
strictest confidence of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01237">“Yes, yes, Mr. Lomax.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01238">“Colonel Melrose?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01239">“Of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01240">“Well, then, Prince Michael was here for the express
purpose of meeting Mr. Herman Isaacstein. A loan was
to be arranged on certain terms.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01241">“Which were?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01242"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01243">“I do not know the exact details. Indeed, they had not
yet been arranged. But in the event of coming to the
throne, Prince Michael pledged himself to grant certain
oil concessions to those companies in which Mr. Isaacstein
is interested. The British Government was prepared
to support the claim of Prince Michael to the throne in
view of his pronounced British sympathies.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01244">“Well,” said Superintendent Battle, “I don’t suppose I
need go further into it than that. Prince Michael wanted
the money, Mr. Isaacstein wanted oil, and the British
Government was ready to do the heavy father. Just one
question. Was anyone else after those concessions?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01245">“I believe an American group of financiers had made
overtures to His Highness.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01246">“And been turned down, eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01247">But George refused to be drawn.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01248">“Prince Michael’s sympathies were entirely pro-British,”
he repeated.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01249">Superintendent Battle did not press the point.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01250">“Lord Caterham, I understand that this is what occurred
yesterday. You met Prince Michael in town and
journeyed down here in company with him. The Prince
was accompanied by his valet, a Herzoslovakian named
Boris Anchoukoff, but his equerry, Captain Andrassy, remained
in town. The Prince, on arriving, declared himself
greatly fatigued, and retired to the apartments set aside
for him. Dinner was served to him there, and he did not
meet the other members of the house party. Is that correct?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01251">“Quite correct.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01252">“This morning a housemaid discovered the body at
approximately 7.45 <seg rend="smallcaps">A.M.</seg> Dr. Cartwright examined the
dead man and found that death was the result of a bullet
fired from a revolver. No revolver was found, and no one
in the house seems to have heard the shot. On the other
hand the dead man’s wrist watch was smashed by the
fall, and marks the crime as having been committed at
exactly a quarter to twelve. Now what time did you retire
to bed last night?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01253">“We went early. Somehow or other the party didn’t
seem to ‘go’ if you know what I mean, superintendent.
We went up about half-past ten, I should say.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01254">“Thank you. Now I will ask you, Lord Caterham, to
give me a description of all the people staying in the
house.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01255">“But, excuse me, I thought the fellow who did it came
from outside?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01256">Superintendent Battle smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01257">“I dare say he did. I dare say he did. But all the same
I’ve got to know who was in the house. Matter of routine,
you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01258">“Well, there was Prince Michael and his valet and Mr.
Herman Isaacstein. You know all about them. Then there
was Mr. Eversleigh——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01259">“Who works in my department,” put in George condescendingly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01260">“And who was acquainted with the real reason of
Prince Michael’s being here?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01261">“No, I should not say that,” replied George weightily.
“Doubtless he realized that something was in the wind,
but I did not think it necessary to take him fully into my
confidence.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01262">“I see. Will you go on, Lord Caterham?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01263">“Let me see, there was Mr. Hiram Fish.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01264">“Who is Mr. Hiram Fish?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01265">“Mr. Fish is an American. He brought over a letter of
introduction from Mr. Lucius Gott—you’ve heard of Lucius
Gott?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01266">Superintendent Battle smiled acknowledgment. Who
had not heard of Lucius C. Gott, the multi-millionaire?</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01267">“He was specially anxious to see my first editions. Mr.
Gott’s collection is, of course, unequalled, but I’ve got
several treasures myself. This Mr. Fish was an enthusiast.
Mr. Lomax had suggested that I ask one or two extra
people down here this week-end to make things seem
more natural, so I took the opportunity of asking Mr.
Fish. That finishes the men. As for the ladies, there is
only Mrs. Revel—and I expect she brought a maid or
something like that. Then there was my daughter, and of
course the children and their nurses and governesses and
all the servants.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01268">Lord Caterham paused and took a breath.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01269">“Thank you,” said the detective. “A mere matter of
routine, but necessary as such.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01270">“There is no doubt, I suppose,” asked George ponderously,
“that the murderer entered by the window?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01271">Battle paused for a minute before replying slowly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01272">“There were footsteps leading up to the window, and
footsteps leading away from it. A car stopped outside the
park at 11.40 last night. At twelve o’clock a young man
arrived at the <hi rend="italic">Jolly Cricketers</hi> in a car, and engaged a
room. He put his boots outside to be cleaned—they were
very wet and muddy, as though he had been walking
through the long grass in the park.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01273">George leant forward eagerly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01274">“Could not the boots be compared with the footprints?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01275">“They were.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01276">“Well?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01277">“They exactly correspond.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01278">“That settles it,” cried George. “We have the murderer.
The young man—what is his name, by the way?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01279">“At the inn he gave the name of Anthony Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01280">“This Anthony Cade must be pursued at once, and
arrested.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01281">“You won’t need to pursue him,” said Superintendent
Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01282">“Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01283">“Because he’s still there.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01284">“What?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01285">“Curious, isn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01286">Colonel Melrose eyed him keenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01287">“What’s in your mind, Battle? Out with it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01288"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01289">“I just say it’s curious, that’s all. Here’s a young man
who ought to cut and run, but he doesn’t cut and run. He
stays here, and gives us every facility for comparing footmarks.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01290">“What do you think, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01291">“I don’t know what to think. And that’s a very disturbing
state of mind.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01292">“Do you imagine——” began Colonel Melrose, but
broke off as a discreet knock came at the door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01293">George rose and went to it. Tredwell, inwardly suffering
from having to knock at doors in this low fashion,
stood dignified upon the threshold, and addressed his
master.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01294">“Excuse me, my lord, but a gentleman wishes to see
you on urgent and important business, connected, I understand,
with this morning’s tragedy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01295">“What’s his name?” asked Battle suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01296">“His name, sir, is Mr. Anthony Cade, but he said it
wouldn’t convey anything to anybody.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01297">It seemed to convey something to the four men present.
They all sat up in varying degrees of astonishment.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01298">Lord Caterham began to chuckle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01299">“I’m really beginning to enjoy myself. Show him in,
Tredwell. Show him in at once.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="12" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-012">
        <head>12 Anthony Tells His Story</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-012.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 12 Anthony Tells His Story.</figDesc>
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        <p xml:id="p-01300"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01301">“Mr. Anthony Cade,” announced Tredwell.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01302">“Enter suspicious stranger from village inn,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01303">He made his way toward Lord Caterham with a kind
of instinct rare in strangers. At the same time he summed
up the other three men in his own mind thus: “1, Scotland
Yard. 2, Local dignitary—probably chief constable. 3,
Harassed gentleman on the verge of apoplexy—possibly
connected with the Government.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01304">“I must apologize,” continued Anthony, still addressing
Lord Caterham. “For forcing my way in like this, I
mean. But it was rumoured round the <hi rend="italic">Jolly Dog</hi>, or whatever
the name of your local pub may be, that you had
had a murder up here, and as I thought I might be able
to throw some light upon it I came along.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01305">For a moment or two, no one spoke. Superintendent
Battle because he was a man of ripe experience who
knew how infinitely better it was to let every one else
speak if they could be persuaded upon to do so, Colonel
Melrose because he was habitually taciturn, George because
he was in the habit of having notice given him of
the question, Lord Caterham because he had not the least
idea of what to say. The silence of the other three, however,
and the fact that he had been directly addressed,
finally forced speech upon the last named.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01306">“Er—quite so—quite so,” he said nervously. “Won’t—you—er—sit
down?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01307">“Thank you,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01308"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01309">George cleared his throat portentously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01310">“Er—when you say you can throw light upon this
matter, you mean——?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01311">“I mean,” said Anthony, “that I was trespassing upon
Lord Caterham’s property (for which I hope he will forgive
me) last night at about 11.45, and that I actually
heard the shot fired. I can at any rate fix the time of the
crime for you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01312">He looked round at the three in turn, his eyes resting
longest on Superintendent Battle, the impassivity of
whose face he seemed to appreciate.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01313">“But I hardly think that that’s news to you,” he added
gently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01314">“Meaning by that, Mr. Cade?” asked Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01315">“Just this. I put on shoes when I got up this morning.
Later, when I asked for my boots, I couldn’t have them.
Some nice young constable had called round for them.
So I naturally put two and two together, and hurried up
here to clear my character if possible.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01316">“A very sensible move,” said Battle non-committally.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01317">Anthony’s eyes twinkled a little.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01318">“I appreciate your reticence, inspector. It is inspector,
isn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01319">Lord Caterham interposed. He was beginning to take
a fancy to Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01320">“Superintendent Battle of Scotland Yard. This is Colonel
Melrose, our Chief Constable, and Mr. Lomax.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01321">Anthony looked sharply at George.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01322">“Mr. George Lomax?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01323">“Yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01324">“I think, Mr. Lomax,” said Anthony, “that I had the
pleasure of receiving a letter from you yesterday.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01325">George stared at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01326">“I think not,” he said coldly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01327">But he wished that Miss Oscar were here. Miss Oscar
wrote all his letters for him, and remembered who they
were to and what they were about. A great man like
George could not possibly remember all these annoying
details.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01328">“I think, Mr. Cade,” he hinted, “that you were about
to give us some—er—explanation of what you were doing
in the grounds last night at 11.45?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01329">His tone said plainly: “And whatever it may be, we
are not likely to believe it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01330">“Yes, Mr. Cade, what <hi rend="italic">were</hi> you doing?” said Lord
Caterham, with lively interest.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01331">“Well,” said Anthony regretfully. “I’m afraid it’s
rather a long story.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01332">He drew out his cigarette case.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01333">“May I?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01334">Lord Caterham nodded, and Anthony lit a cigarette,
and braced himself for the ordeal.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01335">He was aware, none better, of the peril in which he
stood. In the short space of twenty-four hours, he had
become embroiled in two separate crimes. His actions in
connection with the first would not bear looking into for
a second. After deliberately disposing of one body, and
so defeating the aims of justice, he had arrived upon the
scene of the second crime at the exact moment when it
was being committed. For a young man looking for trouble,
he could hardly have done better.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01336">“South America,” thought Anthony to himself, “simply
isn’t in it with this!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01337">He had already decided upon his course of action. He
was going to tell the truth—with one trifling alteration,
and one grave suppression.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01338">“The story begins,” said Anthony, “about three weeks
ago—in Bulawayo. Mr. Lomax, of course, knows where
that is—outpost of the Empire—‘What do we know of
England who only England know?’ all that sort of thing.
I was conversing with a friend of mine, a Mr. James
McGrath—”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01339">He brought out the name slowly, with a thoughtful
eye on George. George bounded in his seat and repressed
an exclamation with difficulty.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01340"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01341">“The upshot of our conversation was that I came to
England to carry out a little commission for Mr. McGrath,
who was unable to go himself. Since the passage
was booked in his name, I travelled as James McGrath.
I don’t know what particular kind of offence that was—the
superintendent can tell me, I dare say, and run me in
for so many months’ hard if necessary.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01342">“We’ll get on with the story, if you please, sir,” said
Battle, but his eyes twinkled a little.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01343">“On arrival in London I went to the Blitz Hotel, still
as James McGrath. My business in London was to deliver
a certain manuscript to a firm of publishers, but almost
immediately I received deputations from the representatives
of two political parties of a foreign kingdom. The
methods of one were strictly constitutional, the methods
of the other were not. I dealt with them both accordingly.
But my troubles were not over. That night my room was
broken into, and an attempt at burglary was made by one
of the waiters at the hotel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01344">“That was not reported to the police, I think?” said
Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01345">“You are right. It was not. Nothing was taken, you
see. But I did report the occurrence to the manager of
the hotel, and he will confirm my story, and tell you that
the waiter in question decamped rather abruptly in the
middle of the night. The next day, the publishers rang
me up, and suggested that one of their representatives
would call upon me and receive the manuscript. I agreed
to this, and the arrangement was duly carried out on the
following morning. Since I have heard nothing further, I
presume the manuscript reached them safely. Yesterday,
still as James McGrath, I received a letter from Mr. Lomax——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01346">Anthony paused. He was by now beginning to enjoy
himself. George shifted uneasily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01347">“I remember,” he murmured. “Such a large correspondence.
The name, of course, being different, I could not
be expected to know. And I may say,” George’s voice
rose a little, firm in the assurance of moral stability, “that
I consider this—this—masquerading as another man in
the highest degree improper. I have no doubt, no doubt
whatever, that you have incurred a severe legal penalty.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01348">“In this letter,” continued Anthony, unmoved, “Mr.
Lomax made various suggestions concerning the manuscript
in my charge. He also extended an invitation to me
from Lord Caterham to join the house party here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01349">“Delighted to see you, my dear fellow,” said that nobleman.
“Better late than never—eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01350">George frowned at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01351">Superintendent Battle bent an unmoved eye upon Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01352">“And is that your explanation of your presence here
last night, sir?” he asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01353">“Certainly not,” said Anthony warmly. “When I am
asked to stay at a country-house, I don’t scale the wall
late at night, tramp across the park, and try the downstairs
windows. I drive up to the front door, ring the bell and
wipe my feet on the mat. I will proceed. I replied to Mr.
Lomax’s letter, explaining that the manuscript had passed
out of my keeping, and therefore regretfully declining
Lord Caterham’s kind invitation. But after I had done so,
I remembered something which had up till then escaped
my memory.” He paused. The moment had come for
skating over thin ice. “I must tell you that in my struggle
with the waiter Giuseppe, I had wrested from him a small
bit of paper with some words scribbled on it. They had
conveyed nothing to me at the time, but I still had them,
and the mention of Chimneys recalled them to me. I got
the torn scrap out and looked at it. It was as I had
thought. Here is the piece of paper, gentlemen, you can
see for yourselves. The words on it are ‘<hi rend="italic">Chimneys 11.45
Thursday.</hi>’”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01354">Battle examined the paper attentively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01355">“Of course,” continued Anthony, “the word Chimneys
might have nothing whatever to do with this house. On
the other hand, it might. And undoubtedly this Giuseppe
was a thieving rascal. I made up my mind to motor down
here last night, satisfy myself that all was as it should be,
put up at the inn, and call upon Lord Caterham in the
morning and put him on his guard in case some mischief
should be intended during the week-end.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01356">“Quite so,” said Lord Caterham encouragingly. “Quite
so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01357">“I was late in getting here—had not allowed enough
time. Consequently I stopped the car, climbed over the
wall and ran across the park. When I arrived on the terrace,
the whole house was dark and silent. I was just
turning away when I heard a shot. I fancied that it came
from inside the house, and I ran back, crossed the terrace,
and tried the windows. But they were fastened, and there
was no sound of any kind from inside the house. I waited
a while, but the whole place was still as the grave, so I
made up my mind that I had made a mistake, and that
what I had heard was a stray poacher—quite a natural
conclusion to come to under the circumstances, I think.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01358">“Quite natural,” said Superintendent Battle expressionlessly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01359">“I went on to the inn, put up as I said—and heard the
news this morning. I realized, of course, that I was a
suspicious character—bound to be under the circumstances,
and came up here to tell my story, hoping it
wasn’t going to be handcuffs for one.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01360">There was a pause. Colonel Melrose looked sideways
at Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01361">“I think the story seems clear enough,” he remarked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01362">“Yes,” said Battle. “I don’t think we’ll be handing out
any handcuffs this morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01363">“Any questions, Battle?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01364">“There’s one thing I’d like to know. What was this
manuscript?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01365">He looked across at George, and the latter replied with
a trace of unwillingness:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01366">“The Memoirs of the late Count Stylptitch. You
see——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01367"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01368">“You needn’t say anything more,” said Battle. “I see
perfectly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01369">He turned to Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01370">“Do you know who it was that was shot, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01371">“At the <hi rend="italic">Jolly Dog</hi> it was understood to be a Count
Stanislaus or some such name.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01372">“Tell him,” said Battle laconically to George Lomax.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01373">George was clearly reluctant, but he was forced to
speak:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01374">“The gentleman who was staying here incognito as
Count Stanislaus was His Highness Prince Michael of
Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01375">Anthony whistled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01376">“That must be deuced awkward,” he remarked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01377">Superintendent Battle, who had been watching Anthony
closely, gave a short grunt as though satisfied of
something, and rose abruptly to his feet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01378">“There are one or two questions I’d like to ask Mr.
Cade,” he announced. “I’ll take him into the Council
Chamber with me if I may.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01379">“Certainly, certainly,” said Lord Caterham. “Take him
anywhere you like.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01380">Anthony and the detective went out together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01381">The body had been removed from the scene of the
tragedy. There was a dark stain on the floor where it had
lain, but otherwise there was nothing to suggest that a
tragedy had ever occurred. The sun poured in through the
three windows, flooding the room with light, and bringing
out the mellow tone of the old panelling. Anthony
looked around him with approval.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01382">“Very nice,” he commented. “Nothing much to beat
old England, is there?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01383">“Did it seem to you at first it was in this room the
shot was fired?” asked the superintendent, not replying
to Anthony’s eulogium.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01384">“Let me see.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01385">Anthony opened the window and went out on the terrace,
looking up at the house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01386"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01387">“Yes, that’s the room all right,” he said. “It’s built
out, and occupies all the corner. If the shot had been fired
anywhere else, it would have sounded from the <hi rend="italic">left</hi>, but
this was from behind me or to the right if anything.
That’s why I thought of poachers. It’s at the extremity
of the wing, you see.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01388">He stepped back across the threshold, and asked suddenly,
as though the idea had just struck him:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01389">“But why do you ask? You know he was shot here,
don’t you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01390">“Ah!” said the superintendent. “We never know as
much as we’d like to know. But, yes, he was shot here
all right. Now you said something about trying the windows,
didn’t you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01391">“Yes. They were fastened from the inside.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01392">“How many of them did you try?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01393">“All three of them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01394">“Sure of that, sir?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01395">“I’m in the habit of being sure. Why do you ask?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01396">“That’s a funny thing,” said the superintendent.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01397">“What’s a funny thing?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01398">“When the crime was discovered this morning, the
middle one was open—not latched, that is to say.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01399">“Whew!” said Anthony, sinking down on the window
seat, and taking out his cigarette case. “That’s rather a
blow. That opens up quite a different aspect of the case.
It leaves us two alternatives. Either he was killed by some
one in the house, and that some one unlatched the window
after I had gone to make it look like an outside
job—incidentally with me as Little Willie—or else, not
to mince matters, I’m lying. I dare say you incline to the
second possibility, but, upon my honour, you’re wrong.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01400">“Nobody’s going to leave this house until I’m through
with them, I can tell you that,” said Superintendent Battle
grimly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01401">Anthony looked at him keenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01402">“How long have you had the idea that it might be an
inside job?” he asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01403"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01404">Battle smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01405">“I’ve had a notion that way all along. Your trail was
a bit too—flaring, if I may put it that way. As soon as
your boots fitted the footmarks, I began to have my
doubts.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01406">“I congratulate Scotland Yard,” said Anthony lightly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01407">But at that moment, the moment when Battle apparently
admitted Anthony’s complete absence of complicity
in the crime, Anthony felt more than ever the need of
being upon his guard. Superintendent Battle was a very
astute officer. It would not do to make any slip with
Superintendent Battle about.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01408">“That’s where it happened, I suppose?” said Anthony,
nodding towards the dark patch upon the floor.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01409">“Yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01410">“What was he shot with—a revolver?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01411">“Yes, but we shan’t know what make until they get
the bullet out at the autopsy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01412">“It wasn’t found, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01413">“No, it wasn’t found.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01414">“No clues of any kind?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01415">“Well, we’ve got this.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01416">Rather after the manner of a conjurer, Superintendent
Battle produced a half-sheet of notepaper. And, as he did
so, he again watched Anthony closely without seeming
to do so.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01417">But Anthony recognized the design upon it without
any sign of consternation.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01418">“Aha! Comrades of the Red Hand again. If they’re
going to scatter this sort of thing about, they ought to
have it lithographed. It must be a frightful nuisance doing
every one separately. Where was this found?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01419">“Underneath the body. You’ve seen it before, sir?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01420">Anthony recounted to him in detail his short encounter
with that public-spirited association.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01421">“The idea is, I suppose, that the Comrades did him
in.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01422">“Do you think it likely, sir?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01423"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01424">“Well, it would be in keeping with their propaganda.
But I’ve always found that those who talk most about
blood have never actually seen it run. I shouldn’t have
said the Comrades had the guts myself. And they’re such
picturesque people too. I don’t see one of them disguising
himself as a suitable guest for a country house. Still, one
never knows.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01425">“Quite right, Mr. Cade. One never knows.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01426">Anthony looked suddenly amused.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01427">“I see the big idea now. Open window, trail of footprints,
suspicious stranger at village inn. But I can assure
you, my dear superintendent, that, whatever I am, I am
not the local agent of the Red Hand.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01428">Superintendent Battle smiled a little. Then he played
his last card.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01429">“Would you have any objection to seeing the body?”
he shot out suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01430">“None whatever,” rejoined Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01431">Battle took a key from his pocket, and preceding Anthony
down the corridor, paused at a door and unlocked
it. It was one of the smaller drawing-rooms. The body
lay on a table covered with a sheet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01432">Superintendent Battle waited until Anthony was beside
him, and then whisked away the sheet suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01433">An eager light sprang into his eyes at the half-uttered
exclamation and the start of surprise which the other
gave.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01434">“So you <hi rend="italic">do</hi> recognize him, Mr. Cade,” he said, in a
voice that he strove to render devoid of triumph.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01435">“I’ve seen him before, yes,” said Anthony, recovering
himself. “But not as Prince Michael Obolovitch. He purported
to come from Messrs. Balderson and Hodgkins,
and he called himself Mr. Holmes.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="13" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-013">
        <head>13 The American Visitor</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-013.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 13 The American Visitor.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-01436"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01437">Superintendent Battle replaced the sheet with the slightly
crest-fallen air of a man whose best point has fallen flat.
Anthony stood with his hands in his pockets lost in
thought.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01438">“So that’s what old Lollipop meant when he talked
about ‘other means,’” he murmured at last.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01439">“I beg your pardon, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01440">“Nothing, superintendent. Forgive my abstraction.
You see, I—or rather my friend, Jimmy McGrath, has
been very neatly done out of a thousand pounds.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01441">“A thousand pounds is a nice sum of money,” said
Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01442">“It isn’t the thousand pounds so much,” said Anthony,
“though I agree with you that it’s a nice sum of money.
It’s being done that maddens me. I handed over that manuscript
like a little woolly lamb. It hurts, superintendent,
indeed it hurts.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01443">The detective said nothing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01444">“Well, well,” said Anthony. “Regrets are vain, and all
may not yet be lost. I’ve only got to get hold of dear old
Stylptitch’s Reminiscences between now and next
Wednesday and all will be gas and gaiters.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01445">“Would you mind coming back to the Council Chamber,
Mr. Cade? There’s one little thing I want to point
out to you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01446">Back in the Council Chamber, the detective strode
over at once to the middle window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01447">“I’ve been thinking, Mr. Cade. This particular window
is very stiff, very stiff indeed. You might have been mistaken
in thinking that it was fastened. It might just have
stuck. I’m sure—yes, I’m almost sure, that you <hi rend="italic">were</hi> mistaken.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01448">Anthony eyed him keenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01449">“And supposing I say that I’m quite sure I was not?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01450">“Don’t you think you could have been?” said Battle,
looking at him very steadily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01451">“Well, to oblige you, superintendent, yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01452">Battle smiled in a satisfied fashion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01453">“You’re quick in the uptake, sir. And you’ll have no
objection to saying so, careless like, at a suitable moment?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01454">“None whatever. I——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01455">He paused, as Battle gripped his arm. The superintendent
was bent forward, listening.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01456">Enjoining silence on Anthony with a gesture, he tiptoed
noiselessly to the door, and flung it suddenly open.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01457">On the threshold stood a tall man with black hair
neatly parted in the middle, china blue eyes with a particularly
innocent expression, and a large placid face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01458">“Your pardon, gentlemen,” he said in a slow drawling
voice with a pronounced transatlantic accent. “But is it
permitted to inspect the scene of the crime? I take it that
you are both gentlemen from Scotland Yard?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01459">“I have not that honour,” said Anthony. “But this gentleman
is Superintendent Battle of Scotland Yard.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01460">“Is that so?” said the American gentleman, with a
great appearance of interest. “Pleased to meet you, sir.
My name is Hiram P. Fish, of New York City.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01461">“What was it you wanted to see, Mr. Fish?” asked the
detective.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01462">The American walked gently into the room, and
looked with much interest at the dark patch on the floor.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01463">“I am interested in crime, Mr. Battle. It is one of my
hobbies. I have contributed a monograph to one of our
weekly periodicals on the subject ‘Degeneracy and the
Criminal.’”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01464"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01465">As he spoke, his eyes went gently round the room,
seeming to note everything in it. They rested just a shade
longer on the window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01466">“The body,” said Superintendent Battle, stating a self-evident
fact, “has been removed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01467">“Surely,” said Mr. Fish. His eyes went on to the panelled
walls. “Some remarkable pictures in this room, gentlemen.
A Holbein, two Van Dycks, and, if I am not
mistaken, a Velasquez. I am interested in pictures—and
likewise in first editions. It was to see his first editions
that Lord Caterham was so kind as to invite me down
here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01468">He sighed gently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01469">“I guess that’s all off now. It would show a proper
feeling I suppose, for the guests to return to town immediately?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01470">“I’m afraid that can’t be done, sir,” said Superintendent
Battle. “Nobody must leave the house until after the
inquest.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01471">“Is that so? And when is the inquest?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01472">“May be to-morrow, may not be until Monday. We’ve
got to arrange for the autopsy and see the Coroner.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01473">“I get you,” said Mr. Fish. “Under the circumstances,
though, it will be a melancholy party.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01474">Battle led the way to the door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01475">“We’d best get out of here,” he said. “We’re keeping
it locked still.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01476">He waited for the other two to pass through, and then
turned the key and removed it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01477">“I opine,” said Mr. Fish, “that you are seeking for
fingerprints?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01478">“Maybe,” said the superintendent laconically.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01479">“I should say to that, on a night such as last night, an
intruder would have left footprints on the hardwood
floor.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01480">“None inside, plenty outside.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01481">“Mine,” explained Anthony cheerfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01482">The innocent eyes of Mr. Fish swept over him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01483"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01484">“Young man,” he said, “you surprise me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01485">They turned a corner, and came out into the big wide
hall, panelled like the Council Chamber in old oak, and
with a wide gallery above it. Two other figures came into
sight at the far end.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01486">“Aha!” said Mr. Fish. “Our genial host.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01487">This was such a ludicrous description of Lord Caterham
that Anthony had to turn his head away to conceal
a smile.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01488">“And with him,” continued the American, “is a lady
whose name I did not catch last night. But she is bright—she
is very bright.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01489">With Lord Caterham was Virginia Revel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01490">Anthony had been anticipating this meeting all along.
He had no idea how to act. He must leave it to Virginia.
Although he had full confidence in her presence of mind,
he had not the slightest idea what line she would take.
He was not long left in doubt.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01491">“Why, it’s Mr. Cade,” said Virginia. She held out both
hands to him. “So you found you could come down after
all?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01492">“My dear Mrs. Revel, I had no idea Mr. Cade was a
friend of yours,” said Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01493">“He’s a very old friend,” said Virginia, smiling at Anthony
with a mischievous glint in her eye. “I ran across
him in London unexpectedly yesterday, and told him I
was coming down here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01494">Anthony was quick to give her her pointer.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01495">“I explained to Mrs. Revel,” he said, “that I had been
forced to refuse your kind invitation—since it had really
been extended to quite a different man. And I couldn’t
very well foist a perfect stranger on you under false pretences.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01496">“Well, well, my dear fellow,” said Lord Caterham,
“that’s all over and done with now. I’ll send down to the
<hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi> for your bag.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01497">“It’s very kind of you, Lord Caterham, but——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01498">“Nonsense, of course you must come to Chimneys.
Horrible place, the <hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi>—to stay in, I mean.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01499">“Of course you must come, Mr. Cade,” said Virginia
softly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01500">Anthony realized the altered tone of his surroundings.
Already Virginia had done much for him. He was no
longer an ambiguous stranger. Her position was so assured
and unassailable that anyone for whom she
vouched was accepted as a matter of course. He thought
of the pistol in the tree at Burnham Beeches, and smiled
inwardly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01501">“I’ll send for your traps,” said Lord Caterham to Anthony.
“I suppose, in the circumstances, we can’t have
any shooting. A pity. But there it is. And I don’t know
what the devil to do with Isaacstein. It’s all very unfortunate.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01502">The depressed peer sighed heavily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01503">“That’s settled, then,” said Virginia. “You can begin
to be useful right away, Mr. Cade, and take me out on
the lake. It’s very peaceful there and far from crime and
all that sort of thing. Isn’t it awful for poor Lord Caterham
having a murder done in his house? But it’s
George’s fault really. This is George’s party, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01504">“Ah!” said Lord Caterham. “But I should never have
listened to him!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01505">He assumed the air of a strong man betrayed by a
single weakness.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01506">“One can’t help listening to George,” said Virginia.
“He always holds you so that you can’t get away. I’m
thinking of patenting a detachable lapel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01507">“I wish you would,” chuckled her host. “I’m glad
you’re coming to us, Cade. I need support.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01508">“I appreciate your kindness very much, Lord Caterham,”
said Anthony. “Especially,” he added, “when I’m
such a suspicious character. But my staying here makes
it easier for Battle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01509">“In what way, sir?” asked the superintendent.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01510"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01511">“It won’t be so difficult to keep an eye on me,” explained
Anthony gently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01512">And by the momentary flicker of the superintendent’s
eyelids he knew that his shot had gone home.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="14" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-014">
        <head>14 Mainly Political and Financial</head>
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          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-014.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 14 Mainly Political and Financial.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-01513"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01514">Except for that involuntary twitch of the eyelids, Superintendent
Battle’s impassivity was unimpaired. If he had
been surprised at Virginia’s recognition of Anthony, he
did not show it. He and Lord Caterham stood together
and watched those two go out through the garden door.
Mr. Fish also watched them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01515">“Nice young fellow, that,” said Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01516">“Vurry nice for Mrs. Revel to meet an old friend,”
murmured the American. “They have been acquainted
some time, presoomably?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01517">“Seems so,” said Lord Caterham. “But I’ve never
heard her mention him before. Oh, by the way, Battle,
Mr. Lomax has been asking for you. He’s in the Blue
morning-room.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01518">“Very good, Lord Caterham. I’ll go there at once.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01519">Battle found his way to the Blue morning-room without
difficulty. He was already familiar with the geography
of the house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01520">“Ah, there you are, Battle,” said Lomax.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01521">He was striding impatiently up and down the carpet.
There was one other person in the room, a big man sitting
in a chair by the fireplace. He was dressed in very correct
English shooting clothes which nevertheless sat strangely
upon him. He had a fat yellow face, and black eyes, as
impenetrable as those of a cobra. There was a generous
curve to the big nose and power in the square lines of
the vast jaw.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01522">“Come in, Battle,” said Lomax irritably. “And shut the
door behind you. This is Mr. Herman Isaacstein.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01523">Battle inclined his head respectfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01524">He knew all about Mr. Herman Isaacstein, and though
the great financier sat there silent, whilst Lomax strode
up and down and talked, he knew who was the real power
in the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01525">“We can speak more freely now,” said Lomax. “Before
Lord Caterham and Colonel Melrose, I was anxious
not to say too much. You understand, Battle? These
things mustn’t get about.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01526">“Ah!” said Battle. “But they always do, more’s the
pity.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01527">Just for a second he saw a trace of a smile on the fat
yellow face. It disappeared as suddenly as it had come.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01528">“Now what do you really think of this young fellow—this
Anthony Cade?” continued George. “Do you still
assume him to be innocent?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01529">Battle shrugged his shoulders very slightly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01530">“He tells a straight story. Part of it we shall be able
to verify. On the face of it, it accounts for his presence
here last night. I shall cable to South Africa, of course,
for information about his antecedents.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01531">“Then you regard him as cleared of all complicity?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01532">Battle raised a large square hand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01533">“Not so fast, sir. I never said that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01534">“What is your own idea about the crime, Superintendent
Battle?” asked Isaacstein, speaking for the first time.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01535">His voice was deep and rich, and had a certain compelling
quality about it. It had stood him in good stead
at board meetings in his younger days.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01536">“It’s rather too soon to have ideas, Mr. Isaacstein. I’ve
not got beyond asking myself the first question.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01537">“What is that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01538">“Oh, it’s always the same. Motive. Who benefits by
the death of Prince Michael? We’ve got to answer that
before we can get anywhere.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01539">“The Revolutionary party of Herzoslovakia——” began
George.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01540"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01541">Superintendent Battle waved him aside with something
less than his usual respect.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01542">“It wasn’t the Comrades of the Red Hand, sir, if
you’re thinking of them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01543">“But the paper—with the scarlet hand on it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01544">“Put there to suggest the obvious solution.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01545">George’s dignity was a little ruffled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01546">“Really, Battle, I don’t see how you can be so sure of
that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01547">“Bless you, Mr. Lomax, we know all about the Comrades
of the Red Hand. We’ve had our eye on them ever
since Prince Michael landed in England. That sort of
thing is the elementary work of the department. They’d
never be allowed to get within a mile of him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01548">“I agree with Superintendent Battle,” said Isaacstein.
“We must look elsewhere.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01549">“You see, sir,” said Battle, encouraged by his support,
“we do know a little about the case. If we don’t know
who gains by his death, we do know who loses by it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01550">“Meaning?” said Isaacstein.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01551">His black eyes were bent upon the detective. More
than ever, he reminded Battle of a hooded cobra.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01552">“You and Mr. Lomax, not to mention the Loyalist
party of Herzoslovakia. If you’ll pardon the expression,
sir, you’re in the soup.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01553">“Really, Battle,” interposed George, shocked to the
core.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01554">“Go on, Battle,” said Isaacstein. “In the soup describes
the situation very accurately. You’re an intelligent man.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01555">“You’ve got to have a King. You’ve lost your King—like
that!” He snapped his large fingers. “You’ve got to
find another in a hurry, and that’s not an easy job. No, I
don’t want to know the details of your scheme, the bare
outline is enough for me, but, I take it, it’s a big deal?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01556">Isaacstein bent his head slowly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01557">“It’s a very big deal.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01558">“That brings me to my second question. Who is the
next heir to the throne of Herzoslovakia?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01559"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01560">Isaacstein looked across at Lomax. The latter answered
the question, with a certain reluctance, and a good
deal of hesitation:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01561">“That would be—I should say—yes, in all probability
Prince Nicholas would be the next heir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01562">“Ah!” said Battle. “And who is Prince Nicholas?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01563">“A first cousin of Prince Michael’s.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01564">“Ah!” said Battle. “I should like to hear all about
Prince Nicholas, especially where he is at present.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01565">“Nothing much is known of him,” said Lomax. “As a
young man, he was most peculiar in his ideas, consorted
with Socialists and Republicans, and acted in a way
highly unbecoming to his position. He was sent down
from Oxford, I believe, for some wild escapade. There
was a rumour of his death two years later in the Congo,
but it was only a rumour. He turned up a few months
ago when news of the Royalist reaction got about.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01566">“Indeed?” said Battle. “Where did he turn up?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01567">“In America.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01568">“America!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01569">Battle turned to Isaacstein with one laconic word:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01570">“Oil?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01571">The financier nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01572">“He represented that if the Herzoslovakians chose a
King, they would prefer him to Prince Michael as being
more in sympathy with modern enlightened ideas, and he
drew attention to his early democratic views and his sympathy
with Republican ideals. In return for financial support,
he was prepared to grant concessions to a certain
group of American financiers.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01573">Superintendent Battle so far forgot his habitual impassivity
as to give vent to a prolonged whistle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01574">“So that is it,” he muttered. “In the meantime, the
Loyalist party supported Prince Michael, and you felt
sure you’d come out on top. And then this happens!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01575">“You surely don’t think——” began George.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01576">“It was a big deal,” said Battle. “Mr. Isaacstein says
so. And I should say that what he calls a big deal <hi rend="italic">is</hi> a
big deal.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01577">“There are always unscrupulous tools to be got hold
of,” said Isaacstein quietly. “For the moment, Wall Street
wins. But they’ve not done with me yet. Find out who
killed Prince Michael, Superintendent Battle, if you want
to do your country a service.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01578">“One thing strikes me as highly suspicious,” put in
George. “Why did the equerry, Captain Andrassy, not
come down with the Prince yesterday?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01579">“I’ve inquired into that,” said Battle. “It’s perfectly
simple. He stayed in town to make arrangements with a
certain lady, on behalf of Prince Michael, for next week-end.
The Baron rather frowned on such things, thinking
them injudicious at the present stage of affairs, so His
Highness had to go about them in a hole and corner manner.
He was, if I may say so, inclined to be a rather—er—dissipated
young man.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01580">“I’m afraid so,” said George ponderously. “Yes, I’m
afraid so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01581">“There’s one other point we ought to take into account,
I think,” said Battle, speaking with a certain
amount of hesitation. “King Victor’s supposed to be in
England.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01582">“King Victor?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01583">Lomax frowned in an effort at recollection.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01584">“Notorious French crook, sir. We’ve had a warning
from the Sûreté in Paris.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01585">“Of course,” said George. “I remember now. Jewel
thief, isn’t he? Why, that’s the man——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01586">He broke off abruptly. Isaacstein, who had been
frowning abstractedly at the fireplace, looked up just too
late to catch the warning glance telegraphed from Superintendent
Battle to the other. But being a man sensitive
to vibrations in the atmosphere, he was conscious of a
sense of strain.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01587">“You don’t want me any longer, do you, Lomax?” he
inquired.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01588"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01589">“No, thank you, my dear fellow.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01590">“Would it upset your plans if I returned to London,
Superintendent Battle?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01591">“I’m afraid so, sir,” said the Superintendent civilly.
“You see, if you go, there will be others who’ll want to
go also. And that would never do.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01592">“Quite so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01593">The great financier left the room, closing the door behind
him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01594">“Splendid fellow, Isaacstein,” murmured George Lomax
perfunctorily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01595">“Very powerful personality,” agreed Superintendent
Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01596">George began to pace up and down again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01597">“What you say disturbs me greatly,” he began. “King
Victor! I thought he was in prison?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01598">“Came out a few months ago. French police meant to
keep on his heels, but he managed to give them the slip
straight away. He would too. One of the coolest customers
that ever lived. For some reason or other, they believe
he’s in England, and have notified us to that effect.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01599">“But what should he be doing in England?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01600">“That’s for you to say, sir,” said Battle significantly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01601">“You mean——? You think——? You know the
story, of course—ah, yes, I can see you do. I was not in
office, of course, at the time, but I heard the whole story
from the late Lord Caterham. An unparalleled catastrophe.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01602">“The Koh-i-noor,” said Battle reflectively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01603">“Hush, Battle!” George glanced suspiciously round
him. “I beg of you, mention no names. Much better not.
If you must speak of it, call it the K.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01604">The superintendent looked wooden again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01605">“You don’t connect King Victor with this crime, do
you, Battle?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01606">“It’s just a possibility, that’s all. If you’ll cast your
mind back, sir, you’ll remember that there were four
places where a—er—certain Royal visitor might have
concealed the jewel. Chimneys was one of them. King
Victor was arrested in Paris three days after the—disappearance,
if I may call it that, of the K. It was always
hoped that he would some day lead us to the jewel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01607">“But Chimneys has been ransacked and overhauled a
dozen times.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01608">“Yes,” said Battle sapiently. “But it’s never much
good looking when you don’t know where to look. Only
suppose now, that this King Victor came here to look for
the thing, was surprised by Prince Michael, and shot
him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01609">“It’s possible,” said George. “A most likely solution
of the crime.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01610">“I wouldn’t go as far as that. It’s possible, but not
much more.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01611">“Why is that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01612">“Because King Victor has never been known to take
a life,” said Battle seriously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01613">“Oh, but a man like that—a dangerous criminal——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01614">But Battle shook his head in a dissatisfied manner.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01615">“Criminals always act true to type, Mr. Lomax. It’s
surprising. All the same——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01616">“Yes?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01617">“I’d rather like to question the Prince’s servant. I’ve
left him purposely to the last. We’ll have him in here,
sir, if you don’t mind.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01618">George signified his assent. The superintendent rang
the bell. Tredwell answered it, and departed with his instructions.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01619">He returned shortly accompanied by a tall fair man
with high cheek-bones, and very deep-set blue eyes, and
an impassivity of countenance which almost rivalled Battle’s.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01620">“Boris Anchoukoff?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01621">“Yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01622">“You were valet to Prince Michael?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01623"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01624">“I was His Highness’s valet, yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01625">The man spoke good English, though with a markedly
harsh foreign accent.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01626">“You know that your master was murdered last
night?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01627">A deep snarl, like the snarl of a wild beast, was the
man’s only answer. It alarmed George, who withdrew
prudently towards the window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01628">“When did you see your master last?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01629">“His Highness retired to bed at half-past ten. I slept,
as always, in the ante-room next to him. He must have
gone down to the room downstairs by the other door, the
door that gave on to the corridor. I did not hear him go.
It may be that I was drugged. I have been an unfaithful
servant, I slept while my master woke. I am accursed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01630">George gazed at him, fascinated.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01631">“You loved your master, eh?” said Battle, watching
the man closely.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01632">Boris’s features contracted painfully. He swallowed
twice. Then his voice came, harsh with emotion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01633">“I say this to you, English Policeman, I would have
died for him! And since he is dead, and I still live, my
eyes shall not know sleep, or my heart rest, until I have
avenged him. Like a dog will I nose out his murderer
and when I have discovered him—— Ah!” His eyes lit
up. Suddenly he drew an immense knife from beneath
his coat and brandished it aloft. “Not all at once will I
kill him—oh, no!—first I will slit his nose, and cut off
his ears and put out his eyes, and then—then, into his
black heart I will thrust this knife.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01634">Swiftly he replaced the knife, and turning, left the
room. George Lomax, his eyes always protuberant, but
now goggling almost out of his head, stared at the closed
door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01635">“Pure bred Herzoslovakian, of course,” he muttered.
“Most uncivilized people. A race of brigands.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01636">Superintendent Battle rose alertly to his feet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01637"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01638">“Either that man’s sincere,” he remarked, “or he’s the
best bluffer I’ve ever seen. And, if it’s the former, God
help Prince Michael’s murderer when that human bloodhound
gets hold of him.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="15" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-015">
        <head>15 The French Stranger</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-015.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 15 The French Stranger.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-01639"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01640">Virginia and Anthony walked side by side down the path
which led to the lake. For some minutes after leaving the
house they were silent. It was Virginia who broke the
silence at last with a little laugh.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01641">“Oh, dear,” she said, “isn’t it dreadful? Here I am so
bursting with the things I want to tell you, and the things
I want to know, that I simply don’t know where to begin.
First of all”—she lowered her voice—“<hi rend="italic">What have you
done with the body?</hi> How awful it sounds, doesn’t it! I
never dreamt that I should be so steeped in crime.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01642">“I suppose it’s quite a novel sensation for you,” agreed
Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01643">“But not for you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01644">“Well, I’ve never disposed of a corpse before, certainly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01645">“Tell me about it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01646">Briefly and succinctly, Anthony ran over the steps he
had taken on the previous night. Virginia listened attentively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01647">“I think you were very clever,” she said approvingly
when he had finished. “I can pick up the trunk again
when I go back to Paddington. The only difficulty that
might arise is if you had to give an account of where you
were yesterday evening.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01648">“I can’t see that that can arise. The body can’t have
been found until late last night—or possibly this morning.
Otherwise there would have been something about
it in this morning’s papers. And whatever you may imagine
from reading detective stories, doctors aren’t such
magicians that they can tell you exactly how many hours
a man has been dead. The exact time of his death will
be pretty vague. An alibi for last night would be far more
to the point.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01649">“I know. Lord Caterham was telling me all about it.
But the Scotland Yard man is quite convinced of your
innocence now, isn’t he?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01650">Anthony did not reply at once.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01651">“He doesn’t look particularly astute,” continued Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01652">“I don’t know about that,” said Anthony slowly. “I’ve
an impression that there are no flies on Superintendent
Battle. He appears to be convinced of my innocence—but
I’m not so sure. He’s stumped at present by my apparent
lack of motive.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01653">“Apparent?” cried Virginia. “But what possible reason
could you have for murdering an unknown foreign
Count?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01654">Anthony darted a sharp glance at her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01655">“You were at one time or other in Herzoslovakia,
weren’t you?” he asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01656">“Yes. I was there with my husband, for two years, at
the Embassy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01657">“That was just before the assassination of the King
and Queen. Did you ever run across Prince Michael Obolovitch?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01658">“Michael? Of course I did. Horrid little wretch! He
suggested, I remember, that I should marry him morganatically.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01659">“Did he really? And what did he suggest you should
do about your existing husband?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01660">“Oh, he had a sort of David and Uriah scheme all
made out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01661">“And how did you respond to this amiable offer?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01662">“Well,” said Virginia, “unfortunately one had to be
diplomatic. So poor little Michael didn’t get it as straight
from the shoulder as he might have done. But he retired
hurt all the same. Why all this interest about Michael?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01663">“Something I’m getting at in my own blundering fashion.
I take it that you didn’t meet the murdered man?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01664">“No. To put it like a book, he ‘retired to his own
apartments immediately on arrival.’”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01665">“And of course you haven’t seen the body?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01666">Virginia, eyeing him with a good deal of interest,
shook her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01667">“Could you get to see it, do you think?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01668">“By means of influence in high places—meaning Lord
Caterham—I dare say I could. Why? Is it an order?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01669">“Good Lord, no,” said Anthony, horrified. “Have I
been as dictatorial as all that? No, it’s simply this. Count
Stanislaus was the incognito of Prince Michael of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01670">Virginia’s eyes opened very wide.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01671">“I see.” Suddenly her face broke into its fascinating
one-sided smile. “I hope you don’t suggest that Michael
went to his rooms simply to avoid seeing me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01672">“Something of the kind,” admitted Anthony. “You
see, if I’m right in my idea that some one wanted to
prevent your coming to Chimneys, the reason seems to
lie in your knowing Herzoslovakia. Do you realize that
you’re the only person here who knew Prince Michael
by sight?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01673">“Do you mean that this man who was murdered was
an impostor?” asked Virginia abruptly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01674">“That is the possibility that crossed my mind. If you
can get Lord Caterham to show you the body, we can
clear up that point at once.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01675">“He was shot at 11.45,” said Virginia thoughtfully.
“The time mentioned on that scrap of paper. The whole
thing’s horribly mysterious.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01676">“That reminds me. Is that your window up there? The
second from the end over the Council Chamber?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01677">“No, my room is in the Elizabethan wing, the other
side. Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01678">“Simply because as I walked away last night, after
thinking I heard a shot, the light went up in that room.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01679">“How curious! I don’t know who has that room, but
I can find out by asking Bundle. Perhaps they heard the
shot?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01680">“If so, they haven’t come forward to say so. I understood
from Battle that nobody in the house heard the shot
fired. It’s the only clue of any kind that I’ve got, and I
dare say it’s a pretty rotten one, but I mean to follow it
up for what it’s worth.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01681">“It’s curious, certainly,” said Virginia thoughtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01682">They had arrived at the boat-house by the lake, and
had been leaning against it as they talked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01683">“And now for the whole story,” said Anthony. “We’ll
paddle gently about on the lake, secure from the prying
ears of Scotland Yard, American visitors, and curious
house-maids.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01684">“I’ve heard something from Lord Caterham,” said
Virginia. “But not nearly enough. To begin with, which
are you really, Anthony Cade or Jimmy McGrath?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01685">For the second time that morning, Anthony unfolded
the history of the last six weeks of his life—with this
difference that the account given to Virginia needed no
editing. He finished up with his own astonished recognition
of “Mr. Holmes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01686">“By the way, Mrs. Revel,” he ended, “I’ve never
thanked you for imperilling your immortal soul by saying
that I was an old friend of yours.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01687">“Of course you’re an old friend,” cried Virginia. “You
don’t suppose I’d cumber you with a corpse, and then
pretend you were a mere acquaintance next time I met
you? No, indeed!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01688">She paused.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01689">“Do you know one thing that strikes me about all
this?” she went on. “That there’s some extra mystery
about those Memoirs that we haven’t fathomed yet.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01690">“I think you’re right,” agreed Anthony. “There’s one
thing I’d like you to tell me,” he continued.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01691">“What’s that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01692"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01693">“Why did you seem so surprised when I mentioned
the name of Jimmy McGrath to you yesterday at Pont
Street? Had you heard it before?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01694">“I had, Sherlock Holmes. George—my cousin, George
Lomax, you know—came to see me the other day, and
suggested a lot of frightfully silly things. His idea was
that I should come down here and make myself agreeable
to this man McGrath and Delilah the Memoirs out of him
somehow. He didn’t put it like that, of course. He talked
a lot of nonsense about English gentlewomen, and things
like that, but his real meaning was never obscure for a
moment. It was just the sort of rotten thing poor old
George would think of. And then I wanted to know too
much, and he tried to put me off with lies that wouldn’t
have deceived a child of two.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01695">“Well, his plan seems to have succeeded, anyhow,”
observed Anthony. “Here am I, the James McGrath he
had in mind, and here are you being agreeable to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01696">“But, alas, for poor old George, no Memoirs! Now
I’ve got a question for you. When I said I hadn’t written
those letters, you said you knew I hadn’t—you couldn’t
know any such thing?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01697">“Oh, yes, I could,” said Anthony, smiling. “I’ve got a
good working knowledge of psychology.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01698">“You mean your belief in the sterling worth of my
moral character was such that——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01699">But Anthony was shaking his head vigorously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01700">“Not at all. I don’t know anything about your moral
character. You might have a lover, and you might write
to him. But you’d never lie down to be blackmailed. The
Virginia Revel of those letters was scared stiff. You’d
have fought.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01701">“I wonder who the real Virginia Revel is—where she
is, I mean. It makes me feel as though I had a double
somewhere.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01702">Anthony lit a cigarette.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01703">“You know that one of the letters was written from
Chimneys?” he asked at last.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01704"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01705">“What?” Virginia was clearly startled. “When was it
written?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01706">“It wasn’t dated. But it’s odd, isn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01707">“I’m perfectly certain no other Virginia Revel has ever
stayed at Chimneys. Bundle or Lord Caterham would
have said something about the coincidence of the name
if she had.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01708">“Yes. It’s rather queer. Do you know, Mrs. Revel, I
am beginning to disbelieve profoundly in this other Virginia
Revel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01709">“She’s very elusive,” agreed Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01710">“Extraordinarily elusive. I am beginning to think that
the person who wrote those letters deliberately used your
name.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01711">“But why?” cried Virginia. “Why should they do such
a thing?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01712">“Ah, that’s just the question. There’s the devil of a lot
to find out about everything.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01713">“Who do you really think killed Michael?” asked Virginia
suddenly. “The Comrades of the Red Hand?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01714">“I suppose they might have done so,” said Anthony
in a dissatisfied voice. “Pointless killing would be rather
characteristic of them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01715">“Let’s get to work,” said Virginia. “I see Lord Caterham
and Bundle strolling together. The first thing to do
is to find out definitely whether the dead man is Michael
or not.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01716">Anthony paddled to shore and a few moments later
they had joined Lord Caterham and his daughter.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01717">“Lunch is late,” said his lordship in a depressed voice.
“Battle has insulted the cook, I expect.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01718">“This is a friend of mine, Bundle,” said Virginia. “Be
nice to him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01719">Bundle looked earnestly at Anthony for some minutes,
and then addressed a remark to Virginia as though he had
not been there.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01720">“Where do you pick up these nice-looking men, Virginia?
‘How do you do it?’ says she enviously.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01721"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01722">“You can have him,” said Virginia generously. “I want
Lord Caterham.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01723">She smiled upon the flattered peer, slipped her hand
through his arm and they moved off together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01724">“Do you talk?” asked Bundle. “Or are you just strong
and silent?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01725">“Talk?” said Anthony. “I babble. I murmur. I gurgle—like
the running brook, you know. Sometimes I even ask
questions.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01726">“As for instance?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01727">“Who occupies the second room on the left from the
end?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01728">He pointed to it as he spoke.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01729">“What an extraordinary question!” said Bundle. “You
intrigue me greatly. Let me see—yes—that’s Mademoiselle
Brun’s room. The French governess. She endeavours
to keep my young sisters in order. Dulcie and
Daisy—like the song, you know. I dare say they’d have
called the next one, Dorothy May. But mother got tired
of having nothing but girls and died. Thought some one
else could take on the job of providing an heir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01730">“Mademoiselle Brun,” said Anthony thoughtfully.
“How long has she been with you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01731">“Two months. She came to us when we were in Scotland.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01732">“Ha!” said Anthony. “I smell a rat.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01733">“I wish I could smell some lunch,” said Bundle. “Do
I ask the Scotland Yard man to have lunch with us, Mr.
Cade? You’re a man of the world, you know about the
etiquette of such things. We’ve never had a murder in
the house before. Exciting, isn’t it? I’m sorry your character
was so completely cleared this morning. I’ve always
wanted to meet a murderer and see for myself if they’re
as genial and charming as the Sunday papers always say
they are. God! what’s that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01734">“What” seemed to be a taxi approaching the house.
Its two occupants were a tall man with a bald head and
a black beard, and a smaller and younger man with a
black moustache. Anthony recognized the former, and
guessed that it was he—rather than the vehicle which
contained him—that had wrung the exclamation of astonishment
from his companion’s lips.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01735">“Unless I much mistake,” he remarked, “that is my
old friend, Baron Lollipop.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01736">“Baron what?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01737">“I call him Lollipop for convenience. The pronouncing
of his own name tends to harden the arteries.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01738">“It nearly wrecked the telephone this morning,” remarked
Bundle. “So that’s the Baron, is it? I foresee he’ll
be turned on to me this afternoon—and I’ve had Isaacstein
all the morning. Let George do his own dirty work,
say I, and to hell with politics. Excuse me leaving you,
Mr. Cade, but I must stand by poor old Father.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01739">Bundle retreated rapidly to the house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01740">Anthony stood looking after her for a minute or two
and thoughtfully lighted a cigarette. As he did so, his ear
was caught by a stealthy sound quite near him. He was
standing by the boat-house, and the sound seemed to
come from just round the corner. The mental picture conveyed
to him was that of a man vainly trying to stifle a
sudden sneeze.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01741">“Now I wonder—I very much wonder who’s behind
the boat-house,” said Anthony to himself. “We’d better
see, I think.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01742">Suiting the action to the word, he threw away the
match he had just blown out, and ran lightly and noiselessly
round the corner of the boat-house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01743">He came upon a man who had evidently been kneeling
on the ground and was just struggling to rise to his feet.
He was tall, wore a light coloured overcoat and glasses,
and for the rest, had a short pointed black beard and a
slightly foppish manner. He was between thirty and forty
years of age, and altogether of a most respectable appearance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01744">“What are you doing here?” asked Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01745"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01746">He was pretty certain that the man was not one of
Lord Caterham’s guests.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01747">“I ask your pardon,” said the stranger, with a marked
foreign accent and what was meant to be an engaging
smile. “It is that I wish to return to the <hi rend="italic">Jolly Crickets</hi>,
and I have lost my way. Would Monsieur be so good as
to direct me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01748">“Certainly,” said Anthony. “But you don’t go there by
water, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01749">“Eh?” said the stranger, with the air of one at a loss.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01750">“I said,” repeated Anthony, with a meaning glance at
the boat-house, “that you won’t get there by water.
There’s a right of way across the park—some distance
away, but all this is the private part. You’re trespassing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01751">“I am most sorry,” said the stranger. “I lost my direction
entirely. I thought I would come up here and inquire.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01752">Anthony refrained from pointing out that kneeling behind
a boat-house was a somewhat peculiar manner of
prosecuting inquiries. He took the stranger kindly by the
arm.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01753">“You go this way,” he said. “Right round the lake and
straight on—you can’t miss the path. When you get on
it, turn to the left, and it will lead you to the village.
You’re staying at the <hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi>, I suppose?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01754">“I am, monsieur. Since this morning. Many thanks for
your kindness in directing me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01755">“Don’t mention it,” said Anthony. “I hope you haven’t
caught cold.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01756">“Eh?” said the stranger.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01757">“From kneeling on the damp ground, I mean,” explained
Anthony. “I fancied I heard you sneezing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01758">“I may have sneezed,” admitted the other.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01759">“Quite so,” said Anthony. “But you shouldn’t suppress
a sneeze, you know. One of the most eminent doctors
said so only the other day. It’s frightfully dangerous. I
don’t remember exactly what it does to you—whether
it’s an inhibition or whether it hardens your arteries, but
you must never do it. Good morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01760">“Good morning, and thank you, monsieur, for setting
me on the right road.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01761">“Second suspicious stranger from village inn,” murmured
Anthony to himself, as he watched the other’s retreating
form. “And one that I can’t quite place, either.
Appearance that of a French commercial traveller. I don’t
quite see him as a Comrade of the Red Hand. Does he
represent yet a third party in the harassed state of Herzoslovakia?
The French governess has the second window
from the end. A mysterious Frenchman is found
slinking round the grounds, listening to conversations
that are not meant for his ears. I’ll bet my hat there’s
something in it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01762">Musing thus, Anthony retraced his steps to the house.
On the terrace he encountered Lord Caterham, looking
suitably depressed, and two new arrivals. He brightened
a little at the sight of Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01763">“Ah, there you are,” he remarked. “Let me introduce
you to Baron—er—er—and Captain Andrassy. Mr. Anthony
Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01764">The Baron stared at Anthony with growing suspicion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01765">“Mr. Cade?” he said stiffly. “I think not.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01766">“A word alone with you, Baron,” said Anthony. “I can
explain everything.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01767">The Baron bowed, and the two men walked down the
terrace together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01768">“Baron,” said Anthony. “I must throw myself upon
your mercy. I have so far strained the honour of an English
gentleman as to travel to this country under an assumed
name. I represented myself to you as Mr. James McGrath—but
you must see for yourself that the deception
involved was infinitesimal. You are doubtless acquainted
with the works of Shakespeare, and his remarks about
the unimportance of the nomenclature of roses? This case
is the same. The man you wanted to see was the man in
possession of the Memoirs. I was that man. As you know
only too well, I am no longer in possession of them. A
neat trick. Baron, a very neat trick. Who thought of it,
you or your principal?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01769">“His Highness’s own idea it was. And for anyone but
him to carry it out he would not permit.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01770">“He did it jolly well,” said Anthony, with approval.
“I never took him for anything but an Englishman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01771">“The education of an English gentleman did the Prince
receive,” explained the Baron. “The custom of Herzoslovakia
it is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01772">“No professional could have pinched those papers better,”
said Anthony. “May I ask, without indiscretion,
what has become of them?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01773">“Between gentlemen,” began the Baron.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01774">“You are too kind, Baron,” murmured Anthony. “I’ve
never been called a gentleman so often as I have in the
last forty-eight hours.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01775">“I to you say this—I believe them to be burnt.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01776">“You believe, but you don’t know, eh? Is that it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01777">“His Highness in his own keeping retained them. His
purpose it was to read them and then by the fire to destroy
them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01778">“I see,” said Anthony. “All the same, they are not the
kind of light literature you’d skim through in half an
hour.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01779">“Among the effects of my martyred master they have
not discovered been. It is clear, therefore, that burnt they
are.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01780">“H’m!” said Anthony. “I wonder?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01781">He was silent for a minute or two and then went on.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01782">“I have asked you these questions, Baron, because, as
you may have heard, I myself have been implicated in
the crime. I must clear myself absolutely, so that no suspicion
attaches to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01783">“Undoubtedly,” said the Baron. “Your honour demands
it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01784">“Exactly,” said Anthony. “You put these things so
well. I haven’t got the knack of it. To continue, I can
only clear myself by discovering the real murderer, and
to do that I must have all the facts. This question of the
Memoirs is very important. It seems to me possible that
to gain possession of them might be the motive of the
crime. Tell me, Baron, is that a very far-fetched idea?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01785">The Baron hesitated for a moment or two.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01786">“You yourself the Memoirs have read?” he asked cautiously
at length.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01787">“I think I am answered,” said Anthony, smiling. “Now
Baron, there’s just one thing more. I should like to give
you fair warning that it is still my intention to deliver
that manuscript to the publishers on Wednesday next, the
13th of October.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01788">The Baron stared at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01789">“But you have no longer got it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01790">“On Wednesday next, I said. To-day is Friday. That
gives me five days to get hold of it again.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01791">“But if it is burnt?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01792">“I don’t think it is burnt. I have good reasons for not
believing so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01793">As he spoke they turned the corner of the terrace. A
massive figure was advancing towards them. Anthony,
who had not yet seen the great Mr. Herman Isaacstein,
looked at him with considerable interest.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01794">“Ah, Baron,” said Isaacstein, waving the big black cigar
he was smoking, “this is a bad business—a very bad
business.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01795">“My good friend, Mr. Isaacstein, it is indeed,” cried
the Baron. “All our noble edifice in ruins is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01796">Anthony tactfully left the two gentlemen to their lamentations,
and retraced his steps along the terrace.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01797">Suddenly he came to a halt. A thin spiral of smoke
was rising into the air apparently from the very centre of
the yew hedge.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01798">“It must be hollow in the middle,” reflected Anthony.
“I’ve heard of such things before.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01799">He looked swiftly to right and left of him. Lord Caterham
was at the farther end of the terrace with Captain
Andrassy. Their backs were towards him. Anthony bent
down and wriggled his way through the massive yew.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01800">He had been quite right in his supposition. The yew
hedge was really not one, but two, a narrow passage divided
them. The entrance to this was about half-way up,
on the side of the house. There was no mystery about it,
but no one seeing the yew hedge from the front would
have guessed at the probability.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01801">Anthony looked down the narrow vista. About half-way
down, a man was reclining in a basket chair. A half-smoked
cigar rested on the arm of the chair, and the
gentleman himself appeared to be asleep.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01802">“H’m!” said Anthony to himself. “Evidently Mr.
Hiram Fish prefers sitting in the shade.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="16" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-016">
        <head>16 Tea in the Schoolroom</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-016.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 16 Tea in the Schoolroom.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-01803"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01804">Anthony regained the terrace with the feeling uppermost
in his mind that the only safe place for private conversations
was the middle of the lake.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01805">The resonant boom of a gong sounded from the house,
and Tredwell appeared in a stately fashion from a side
door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01806">“Luncheon is served, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01807">“Ah!” said Lord Caterham, brisking up a little.
“Lunch.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01808">At that moment two children burst out of the house.
They were high-spirited young women of twelve and ten,
and though their names might be Dulcie and Daisy, as
Bundle had affirmed, they appeared to be more generally
known as Guggle and Winkle. They executed a kind of
war dance, interspersed with shrill whoops till Bundle
emerged and quelled them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01809">“Where’s Mademoiselle?” she demanded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01810">“She’s got the <hi rend="italic">migraine</hi>, the <hi rend="italic">migraine</hi>, the <hi rend="italic">migraine</hi>!”
chanted Winkle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01811">“Hurrah!” said Guggle, joining in.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01812">Lord Caterham had succeeded in shepherding most of
his guests into the house. Now he laid a restraining hand
on Anthony’s arm.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01813">“Come to my study,” he breathed. “I’ve got something
rather special there.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01814">Slinking down the hall, far more like a thief than like
the master of the house, Lord Caterham gained the shelter
of his sanctum. Here he unlocked a cupboard and produced
various bottles.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01815">“Talking to foreigners always makes me so thirsty,”
he explained apologetically. “I don’t know why it is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01816">There was a knock on the door, and Virginia popped
her head round the corner of it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01817">“Got a special cocktail for me?” she demanded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01818">“Of course,” said Lord Caterham hospitably. “Come
in.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01819">The next few minutes were taken up with serious rites.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01820">“I needed that,” said Lord Caterham with a sigh, as
he replaced his glass on the table. “As I said just now, I
find talking to foreigners particularly fatiguing. I think
it’s because they’re so polite. Come along. Let’s have
some lunch.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01821">He led the way to the dining-room. Virginia put her
hand on Anthony’s arm, and drew him back a little.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01822">“I’ve done my good deed for the day,” she whispered.
“I got Lord Caterham to take me to see the body.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01823">“Well?” demanded Anthony eagerly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01824">One theory of his was to be proved or disproved.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01825">Virginia was shaking her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01826">“You were wrong,” she whispered. “It’s Prince Michael
all right.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01827">“Oh!” Anthony was deeply chagrined.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01828">“And Mademoiselle has the <hi rend="italic">migraine</hi>,” he added
aloud, in a dissatisfied tone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01829">“What has that got to do with it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01830">“Probably nothing, but I wanted to see her. You see,
I’ve found out that Mademoiselle has the second room
from the end—the one where I saw the light last night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01831">“That’s interesting.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01832">“Probably there’s nothing in it. All the same, I mean
to see Mademoiselle before the day is out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01833">Lunch was somewhat of an ordeal. Even the cheerful
impartiality of Bundle failed to reconcile the heterogeneous
assembly. The Baron and Andrassy were correct,
formal, full of etiquette, and had the air of attending a
meal in a mausoleum. Lord Caterham was lethargic and
depressed. Bill Eversleigh stared longingly at Virginia.
George, very mindful of the trying position in which he
found himself, conversed weightily with the Baron and
Mr. Isaacstein. Guggle and Winkle, completely beside
themselves with joy of having a murder in the house, had
to be continually checked and kept under, whilst Mr.
Hiram Fish slowly masticated his food, and drawled out
dry remarks in his own peculiar idiom. Superintendent
Battle had considerately vanished, and nobody knew
what had become of him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01834">“Thank God that’s over,” murmured Bundle to Anthony,
as they left the table. “And George is taking the
foreign contingent over to the Abbey this afternoon to
discuss State secrets.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01835">“That will possibly relieve the atmosphere,” agreed
Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01836">“I don’t mind the American so much,” continued Bundle.
“He and Father can talk first editions together quite
happily in some secluded spot. Mr. Fish”—as the object
of their conversation drew near—“I’m planning a peaceful
afternoon for you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01837">The American bowed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01838">“That’s too kind of you, Lady Eileen.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01839">“Mr. Fish,” said Anthony, “had quite a peaceful morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01840">Mr. Fish shot a quick glance at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01841">“Ah, sir, you observed me, then, in my seclooded retreat?
There are moments, sir, when far from the madding
crowd is the only motto for a man of quiet tastes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01842">Bundle had drifted on, and the American and Anthony
were left together. The former dropped his voice a little.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01843">“I opine,” he said, “that there is considerable mystery
about this little dust up?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01844">“Any amount of it,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01845">“That guy with the bald head was perhaps a family
connection?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01846">“Something of the kind.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01847"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01848">“These Central European nations beat the band,” declared
Mr. Fish. “It’s kind of being rumoured around that
the deceased gentleman was a Royal Highness. Is that so,
do you know?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01849">“He was staying here as Count Stanislaus,” replied
Anthony evasively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01850">To this Mr. Fish offered no further rejoinder than the
somewhat cryptic:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01851">“Oh! boy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01852">After which he relapsed into silence for some moments.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01853">“This police captain of yours,” he observed at last,
“Battle, or whatever his name is, is he the goods all
right?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01854">“Scotland Yard thinks so,” replied Anthony dryly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01855">“He seems kind of hide-bound to me,” remarked Mr.
Fish. “No hustle to him. This big idea of his, letting no
one leave the house, what is there to it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01856">He darted a very sharp look at Anthony as he spoke.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01857">“Everyone’s got to attend the inquest to-morrow
morning, you see.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01858">“That’s the idea, is it? No more to it than that? No
question of Lord Caterham’s guests being suspected?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01859">“My dear Mr. Fish!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01860">“I was getting a mite uneasy—being a stranger in this
country. But of course it was an outside job—I remember
now. Window found unfastened, wasn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01861">“It was,” said Anthony, looking straight in front of
him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01862">Mr. Fish sighed. After a minute or two he said in a
plaintive tone:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01863">“Young man, do you know how they get the water
out of a mine?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01864">“How?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01865">“By pumping—but its almighty hard work! I observe
the figure of my genial host detaching itself from the
group over yonder. I must join him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01866"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01867">Mr. Fish walked gently away, and Bundle drifted back
again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01868">“Funny Fish, isn’t he?” she remarked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01869">“He is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01870">“It’s no good looking at Virginia,” said Bundle
sharply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01871">“I wasn’t.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01872">“You were. I don’t know how she does it. It isn’t what
she says, I don’t even believe it’s what she looks. But,
oh, boy! she gets there every time. Anyway, she’s on
duty elsewhere for the time. She told me to be nice to
you, and I’m going to be nice to you—by force if necessary.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01873">“No force required,” Anthony assured her. “But, if it’s
all the same to you, I’d rather you were nice to me on
the water, in a boat.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01874">“It’s not a bad idea,” said Bundle meditatively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01875">They strolled down to the lake together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01876">“There’s just one question I’d like to ask you,” said
Anthony as he paddled gently out from the shore, “before
we turn to really interesting topics. Business before pleasure.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01877">“Whose bedroom do you want to know about now?”
asked Bundle with weary patience.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01878">“Nobody’s bedroom for the moment. But I would like
to know where you got your French governess from.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01879">“The man’s bewitched,” said Bundle. “I got her from
an Agency, and I pay her a hundred pounds a year, and
her Christian name is Genevieve. Anything more you
want to know?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01880">“We’ll assume the Agency,” said Anthony. “What
about her references?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01881">“Oh, glowing! She’d lived for ten years with the
Countess of What Not.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01882">“What Not being——?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01883">“The Comtesses de Breteuil, Chateau de Breteuil, Dinard.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01884"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01885">“You didn’t actually see the Comtesse yourself? It was
all done by letter?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01886">“Exactly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01887">“H’m!” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01888">“You intrigue me,” said Bundle. “You intrigue me
enormously. Is it love or crime?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01889">“Probably sheer idiocy on my part. Let’s forget it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01890">“‘Let’s forget it,’ said he negligently, having extracted
all the information he wants. Mr. Cade, who do
you suspect? I rather suspect Virginia as being the most
unlikely person. Or possibly Bill.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01891">“What about you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01892">“Member of the aristocracy joins in secret the Comrades
of the Red Hand. It would create a sensation all
right.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01893">Anthony laughed. He liked Bundle, though he was a
little afraid of the shrewd penetration of her sharp grey
eyes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01894">“You must be proud of all this,” he said suddenly,
waving his hand towards the great house in the distance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01895">Bundle screwed up her eyes and tilted her head on
one side.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01896">“Yes—it means something, I suppose. But one’s too
used to it. Anyway, we’re not here very much—too
deadly dull. We’ve been at Cowes and Deauville all the
summer after town, and then up to Scotland. Chimneys
has been swathed in dust sheets for about five months.
Once a week they take the dust sheets off and chars-à-bancs
full of tourists come and gape, and listen to Tredwell.
‘On your right is the portrait of the fourth
Marchioness of Caterham, painted by Sir Joshua Reynolds,’
etc., and Ed or Bert, the humorist of the party,
nudges his girl and says ‘Eh! Gladys, they’ve got two
pennyworth of pictures here, right enough.’ And then
they go and look at more pictures and yawn and shuffle
their feet and wish it was time to go home.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01897">“Yet history has been made here once or twice, by all
accounts.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01898"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01899">“You’ve been listening to George,” said Bundle
sharply. “That’s the kind of thing he’s always saying.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01900">But Anthony had raised himself on his elbow, and was
staring at the shore.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01901">“Is that a third suspicious stranger I see standing disconsolately
by the boat-house? Or is it one of the house
party?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01902">Bundle lifted her head from the scarlet cushion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01903">“It’s Bill,” she said.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01904">“He seems to be looking for something.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01905">“He’s probably looking for me,” said Bundle, without
enthusiasm.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01906">“Shall we row quickly in the opposite direction?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01907">“That’s quite the right answer, but it should be delivered
with more enthusiasm.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01908">“I shall row with double vigour after that rebuke.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01909">“Not at all,” said Bundle. “I have my pride. Row me
to where that young ass is waiting. Somebody’s got to
look after him, I suppose. Virginia must have given him
the slip. One of these days, inconceivable as it seems, I
might want to marry George, so I might as well practise
being ‘one of our well known political hostesses.’”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01910">Anthony pulled obediently towards the shore.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01911">“And what’s to become of me, I should like to know?”
he complained. “I refuse to be the unwanted third. Is that
the children I see in the distance?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01912">“Yes. Be careful, or they’ll rope you in.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01913">“I’m rather fond of children,” said Anthony. “I might
teach them some nice quiet intellectual game.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01914">“Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01915">Having relinquished Bundle to the care of her gallant
captain, Anthony strolled off to where various shrill cries
disturbed the peace of the afternoon. He was received
with acclamation.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01916">“Are you any good at playing Red Indians?” asked
Guggle sternly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01917">“Rather,” said Anthony. “You should hear the noise I
make when I’m being scalped. Like this.” He illustrated.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01918"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01919">“Not so bad,” said Winkle grudgingly. “Now do the
scalper’s yell.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01920">Anthony obliged with a blood-curdling noise. In another
minute the game of Red Indians was in full swing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01921">About an hour later, Anthony wiped his forehead, and
ventured to inquire after Mademoiselle’s <hi rend="italic">migraine</hi>. He
was pleased to hear that that lady had entirely recovered.
So popular had he become that he was urgently invited
to come and have tea in the schoolroom.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01922">“And then you can tell us about the man you saw
hung,” urged Guggle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01923">“Did you say you’d got a bit of the rope with you?”
asked Winkle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01924">“It’s in my suit-case,” said Anthony solemnly. “You
shall each have a piece of it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01925">Winkle immediately let out a Wild Indian yell of satisfaction.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01926">“We’ll have to go and get washed, I suppose,” said
Guggle gloomily. “You will come to tea, won’t you? You
won’t forget?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01927">Anthony swore solemnly that nothing should prevent
his keeping the engagement. Satisfied, the youthful pair
beat a retreat towards the house. Anthony stood for a
minute looking after them, and, as he did so, he became
aware of a man leaving the other side of a little copse of
trees and hurrying away across the park. He felt almost
sure that it was the same black-bearded stranger he had
encountered that morning. Whilst he was hesitating
whether to go after him or not the trees just ahead of him
were parted and Mr. Hiram Fish stepped out into the
open. He stared slightly when he saw Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01928">“A peaceful afternoon, Mr. Fish?” inquired the latter.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01929">“I thank you, yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01930">Mr. Fish did not look as peaceful as usual, however.
His face was flushed, and he was breathing hard as
though he had been running. He drew out his watch and
consulted it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01931"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01932">“I guess,” he said softly, “it’s just about time for your
British institution of afternoon tea.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01933">Closing his watch with a snap, Mr. Fish ambled gently
away in the direction of the house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01934">Anthony stood in a brown study and awoke with a
start to the fact that Superintendent Battle was standing
beside him. Not the faintest sound had heralded his approach,
and he seemed literally to have materialized from
space.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01935">“Where did you spring from?” asked Anthony irritably.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01936">With a slight jerk of his head, Battle indicated the little
copse of trees behind them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01937">“It seems a popular spot this afternoon,” remarked Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01938">“You were very lost in thought, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01939">“I was indeed. Do you know what I was doing, Battle?
I was trying to put two and one and five and three together
so as to make four. And it can’t be done, Battle,
it simply can’t be done.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01940">“There’s difficulties that way,” agreed the detective.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01941">“But you’re just the man I wanted to see. Battle, I
want to go away. Can it be done?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01942">True to his creed, Superintendent Battle showed neither
emotion nor surprise. His reply was easy and matter
of fact.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01943">“That depends, sir, as to where you want to go.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01944">“I’ll tell you exactly, Battle. I’ll lay my cards upon
the table. I want to go to Dinard, to the Chateau of Madame
la Comtesse de Breteuil. Can it be done?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01945">“When do you want to go, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01946">“Say to-morrow after the inquest. I could be back here
by Sunday evening.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01947">“I see,” said the superintendent, with peculiar solidity.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01948">“Well, what about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01949">“I’ve no objection, provided you go where you say
you’re going, and come straight back here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01950">“You’re a man in a thousand, Battle. Either you have
taken an extraordinary fancy to me or else you’re extraordinarily
deep. Which is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01951">Superintendent Battle smiled a little, but did not answer.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01952">“Well, well,” said Anthony, “I expect you’ll take your
precautions. Discreet minions of the law will follow my
suspicious footsteps. So be it. But I do wish I knew what
it was all about.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01953">“I don’t get you, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01954">“The Memoirs—what all the fuss is about. Were they
only Memoirs? Or have you got something up your
sleeve?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01955">Battle smiled again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01956">“Take it like this. I’m doing you a favour because
you’ve made a favourable impression on me, Mr. Cade.
I’d like you to work in with me over this case. The amateur
and the professional, they go well together. The one
has the intimacy, so to speak, and the other the experience.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01957">“Well,” said Anthony slowly, “I don’t mind admitting
that I’ve always wanted to try my hand at unravelling a
murder mystery.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01958">“Any ideas about the case at all, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01959">“Plenty of them,” said Anthony. “But they’re mostly
questions.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01960">“As, for instance?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01961">“Who steps into the murdered Michael’s shoes? It
seems to me that that is important?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01962">A rather wry smile came over Superintendent Battle’s
face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01963">“I wondered if you’d think of that, sir. Prince Nicolas
Obolovitch is the next heir—first cousin of this gentleman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01964">“And where is he at the present moment?” asked Anthony,
turning away to light a cigarette. “Don’t tell me
you don’t know, Battle, because I shan’t believe you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01965">“We’ve reason to believe that he’s in the United
States. He was until quite lately, at all events. Raising
money on his expectations.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01966">Anthony gave vent to a surprised whistle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01967">“I get you,” said Anthony. “Michael was backed by
England, Nicholas by America. In both countries a group
of financiers are anxious to obtain the oil concessions.
The Loyalist party adopted Michael as their candidate—now
they’ll have to look elsewhere. Gnashing of teeth
on the part of Isaacstein and Co. and Mr. George Lomax.
Rejoicings in Wall Street. Am I right?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01968">“You’re not far off,” said Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01969">“H’m!” said Anthony. “I almost dare swear that I
know what you were doing in that copse.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01970">The detective smiled, but made no reply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01971">“International politics are very fascinating,” said Anthony,
“but I fear I must leave you. I have an appointment
in the schoolroom.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01972">He strode briskly away towards the house. Inquiries
of the dignified Tredwell showed him the way to the
schoolroom. He tapped on the door and entered, to be
greeted by squeals of joy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01973">Guggle and Winkle immediately rushed at him and
bore him in triumph to be introduced to Mademoiselle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01974">For the first time, Anthony felt a qualm. Mademoiselle
Brun was a small, middle-aged woman with a sallow
face, pepper and salt hair, and a budding moustache!</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01975">As the notorious foreign adventuress she did not fit
into the picture at all.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01976">“I believe,” said Anthony to himself, “I’m making the
most utter fool of myself. Never mind, I must go through
with it now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01977">He was extremely pleasant to Mademoiselle, and she,
on her part, was evidently delighted to have a good-looking
young man invade her schoolroom. The meal
was a great success.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01978">But that evening, alone in the charming bedchamber
that had been allotted to him, Anthony shook his head
several times.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01979"/>
        <p xml:id="p-01980">“I’m wrong,” he said to himself. “For the second time,
I’m wrong. Somehow or other, I can’t get the hang of
this thing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01981">He stopped in his pacing of the floor.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01982">“What the devil——” began Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01983">The door was being softly opened. In another minute
a man had slipped into the room, and stood deferentially
by the door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01984">He was a big fair man, squarely built, with high Slavonic
cheek-bones, and dreamy fanatic eyes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01985">“Who the devil are you?” asked Anthony, staring at
him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01986">The man replied in perfect English.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01987">“I am Boris Anchoukoff.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01988">“Prince Michael’s servant, eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01989">“That is so. I served my master. He is dead. Now I
serve you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01990">“It’s very kind of you,” said Anthony. “But I don’t
happen to want a valet.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01991">“You are my master now. I will serve you faithfully.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01992">“Yes—but—look here—I don’t need a valet. I can’t
afford one.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01993">Boris Anchoukoff looked at him with a touch of scorn.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01994">“I do not ask for money. I served my master. So will
I serve you—to the death!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01995">Stepping quickly forward, he dropped on one knee,
caught Anthony’s hand and placed it on his forehead.
Then he rose swiftly and left the room as suddenly as he
had come.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01996">Anthony stared after him, his face a picture of astonishment.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01997">“That’s damned odd,” he said to himself. “A faithful
sort of dog. Curious the instincts these fellows have.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01998">He rose and paced up and down.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-01999">“All the same,” he muttered, “it’s awkward—damned
awkward—just at present.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="17" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-017">
        <head>17 A Midnight Adventure</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-017.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 17 A Midnight Adventure.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-02000"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02001">The inquest took place on the following morning. It was
extraordinarily unlike the inquests as pictured in sensational
fiction. It satisfied even George Lomax in its rigid
suppression of all interesting details. Superintendent Battle
and the Coroner, working together with the support
of the Chief Constable, had reduced the proceedings to
the lowest level of boredom.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02002">Immediately after the inquest, Anthony took an unostentatious
departure.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02003">His departure was the one bright spot in the day for
Bill Eversleigh. George Lomax, obsessed with the fear
that something damaging to his Department might leak
out, had been exceedingly trying. Miss Oscar and Bill
had been in constant attendance. Everything useful and
interesting had been done by Miss Oscar. Bill’s part had
been to run to and fro with countless messages, to decode
telegrams, and to listen by the hour to George repeating
himself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02004">It was a completely exhausted young man who retired
to bed on Saturday night. He had had practically no
chance to talk to Virginia all day, owing to George’s
exactions, and he felt injured and ill-used. Thank goodness,
that Colonial fellow had taken himself off. He had
monopolized far too much of Virginia’s society anyway.
And of course if George Lomax went on making an ass
of himself like this—— His mind seething with resentment,
Bill fell asleep. And, in dreams, came consolation.
For he dreamt of Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02005"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02006">It was an heroic dream, a dream of burning timbers
in which he played the part of the gallant rescuer. He
brought down Virginia from the topmost story in his
arms. She was unconscious. He laid her on the grass.
Then he went off to find a packet of sandwiches. It was
most important that he should find that packet of sandwiches.
George had it, but instead of giving it up to Bill,
he began to dictate telegrams. They were now in the vestry
of a church, and any minute Virginia might arrive to
be married to him. Horror! He was wearing pyjamas. He
must get home at once and find his proper clothes. He
rushed out to the car. The car would not start. No petrol
in the tank! He was getting desperate. And then a big
General ’bus drew up and Virginia got out of it on the
arm of the bald headed Baron. She was deliciously cool,
and exquisitely dressed in grey. She came over to him
and shook him by the shoulders playfully. “Bill,” she
said. “Oh, Bill.” She shook him harder. “Bill,” she said.
“Wake up. Oh, do wake up!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02007">Very dazed, Bill woke up. He was in his bedroom at
Chimneys. But part of the dream was with him still. Virginia
was leaning over him, and was repeating the same
words with variations.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02008">“Wake up, Bill. Oh, do wake up. Bill.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02009">“Hullo!” said Bill, sitting up in bed. “What’s the matter?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02010">Virginia gave a sigh of relief.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02011">“Thank goodness. I thought you’d never wake up. I’ve
been shaking you and shaking you. Are you properly
awake now?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02012">“I think so,” said Bill doubtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02013">“You great lump,” said Virginia. “The trouble I’ve
had! My arms are aching.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02014">“These insults are uncalled for,” said Bill, with dignity.
“Let me say, Virginia, that I consider your conduct
most unbecoming. Not at all that of a pure young
widow.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02015">“Don’t be an idiot, Bill. Things are happening.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02016"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02017">“What kind of things?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02018">“Queer things. In the Council Chamber. I thought I
heard a door bang somewhere, and I came down to see.
And then saw a light in the Council Chamber. I crept
along the passage, and peeped through the crack of the
door. I couldn’t see much, but what I could see was so
extraordinary that I felt I must see more. And then, all
of a sudden, I felt that I should like a nice, big, strong
man with me. And you were the nicest and biggest and
strongest man I could think of, so I came in and tried to
wake you up quietly. But I’ve been ages doing it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02019">“I see,” said Bill. “And what do you want me to do
now? Get up and tackle the burglars?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02020">Virginia wrinkled her brows.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02021">“I’m not sure that they are burglars. Bill, it’s very
queer—— But don’t let’s waste time talking. Get up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02022">Bill slipped obediently out of bed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02023">“Wait while I don a pair of boots—the big ones with
nails in them. However big and strong I am, I’m not
going to tackle hardened criminals with bare feet.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02024">“I like your pyjamas, Bill,” said Virginia dreamily.
“Brightness without vulgarity.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02025">“While we’re on the subject,” remarked Bill, reaching
for his second boot, “I like that thingummybob of yours.
It’s a pretty shade of green. What do you call it? It’s not
just a dressing-gown, is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02026">“It’s a <hi rend="italic">négligé</hi>” said Virginia. “I’m glad you’ve led
such a pure life, Bill.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02027">“I haven’t,” said Bill indignantly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02028">“You’ve just betrayed the fact. You’re very nice, Bill,
and I like you. I dare say that to-morrow morning—say
about ten o’clock, a good safe hour for not unduly exciting
the emotions—I might even kiss you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02029">“I always think these things are best carried out on
the spur of the moment,” suggested Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02030">“We’ve other fish to fry,” said Virginia. “If you don’t
want to put on a gas mask and a shirt of chain mail, shall
we start?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02031"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02032">“I’m ready,” said Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02033">He wriggled into a lurid silk dressing-gown, and
picked up a poker.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02034">“The orthodox weapon,” he observed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02035">“Come on,” said Virginia, “and don’t make a noise.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02036">They crept out of the room and along the corridor,
and then down the wide double staircase. Virginia
frowned as they reached the bottom of it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02037">“Those boots of yours aren’t exactly domes of silence,
are they, Bill?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02038">“Nails will be nails,” said Bill. “I’m doing my best.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02039">“You’ll have to take them off,” said Virginia firmly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02040">Bill groaned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02041">“You can carry them in your hand. I want to see if
you can make out what’s going on in the Council Chamber.
Bill, it’s awfully mysterious. Why should burglars
take a man in armour to pieces?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02042">“Well, I suppose they can’t take him away whole very
well. They disarticulate him, and pack him neatly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02043">Virginia shook her head, dissatisfied.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02044">“What should they want to steal a mouldy old suit of
armour for? Why, Chimneys is full of treasures that are
much easier to take away.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02045">Bill shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02046">“How many of them are there?” he asked, taking a
firmer grip of his poker.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02047">“I couldn’t see properly. You know what a keyhole
is. And they only had a flashlight.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02048">“I expect they’ve gone by now,” said Bill hopefully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02049">He sat down on the bottom stair and drew off his
boots. Then, holding them in his hand, he crept along the
passage that led to the Council Chamber, Virginia close
behind him. They halted outside the massive oak door.
All was silent within, but suddenly Virginia pressed his
arm, and he nodded. A bright light had shown for a minute
through the keyhole.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02050">Bill went down on his knees, and applied his eye to
the orifice. What he saw was confusing in the extreme.
The scene of the drama that was being enacted inside
was evidently just to the left, out of his line of vision. A
subdued chink every now and then seemed to point to
the fact that the invaders were still dealing with the figure
in armour. There were two of these, Bill remembered.
They stood together by the wall just under the Holbein
portrait. The light of the electric torch was evidently being
directed upon the operations in progress. It left the
rest of the room nearly in darkness. Once a figure flitted
across Bill’s line of vision, but there was not sufficient
light to distinguish anything about it. It might have been
that of a man or a woman. In a minute or two it flitted
back again and then the subdued chinking sounded again.
Presently there came a new sound, a faint tap-tap as of
knuckles on wood.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02051">Bill sat back on his heels suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02052">“What is it?” whispered Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02053">“Nothing. It’s no good going on like this. We can’t
see anything, and we can’t guess what they’re up to. I
must go in and tackle them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02054">He drew on his boots and stood up.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02055">“Now, Virginia, listen to me. We’ll open the door as
softly as possible. You know where the switch of the
electric light is?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02056">“Yes, just by the door.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02057">“I don’t think there are more than two of them. There
may be only one. I want to get well into the room. Then,
when I say ‘Go’ I want you to switch on the lights. Do
you understand?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02058">“Perfectly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02059">“And don’t scream or faint or anything. I won’t let
anyone hurt you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02060">“My hero!” murmured Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02061">Bill peered at her suspiciously through the darkness.
He heard a faint sound which might have been either a
sob or a laugh. Then he grasped the poker firmly and
rose to his feet. He felt that he was fully alive to the
situation.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02062"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02063">Very softly he turned the handle of the door. It yielded
and swung gently inwards. Bill felt Virginia close beside
him. Together they moved noiselessly into the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02064">At the farther end of the room, the torch was playing
upon the Holbein picture. Silhouetted against it was the
figure of a man, standing on a chair and gently tapping
on the panelling! His back, of course, was to them, and
he merely loomed up as a monstrous shadow.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02065">What more they might have seen cannot be told, for
at that moment Bill’s nails squeaked upon the parquet
floor. The man swung round, directing the powerful torch
full upon them and almost dazzling them with the sudden
glare.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02066">Bill did not hesitate.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02067">“Go,” he roared to Virginia, and sprang for his man,
as she obediently pressed down the switch of the electric
lights.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02068">The big chandelier should have been flooded with
light; but, instead, all that happened was the click of the
switch. The room remained in darkness.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02069">Virginia heard Bill curse freely. The next minute the
air was filled with panting, scuffling sounds. The torch
had fallen to the ground and extinguished itself in the
fall. There was the sound of a desperate struggle going
on in the darkness, but as to who was getting the better
of it, and indeed as to who was taking part in it, Virginia
had no idea. Had there been anyone else in the room
besides the man who was tapping the panelling? There
might have been. Their glimpse had been only a momentary
one.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02070">Virginia felt paralysed. She hardly knew what to do.
She dared not try and join in the struggle. To do so might
hamper and not aid Bill. Her one idea was to stay in the
doorway, so that anyone trying to escape should not leave
the room that way. At the same time, she disobeyed Bill’s
express instructions and screamed loudly and repeatedly
for help.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02071">She heard doors opening upstairs, and a sudden gleam
of light from the hall and the big staircase. If only Bill
could hold his man until help came.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02072">But at that minute there was a final terrific upheaval.
They must have crashed into one of the figures in armour,
for it fell to the ground with a deafening noise. Virginia
saw dimly a figure springing for the window, and at the
same time heard Bill cursing and disengaging himself
from fragments of armour.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02073">For the first time, she left her post, and rushed wildly
for the figure at the window. But the window was already
unlatched. The intruder had no need to stop and fumble
for it. He sprang out and raced away down the terrace
and round the corner of the house. Virginia raced after
him. She was young and athletic, and she turned the corner
of the terrace not many seconds after her quarry.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02074">But there she ran headlong into the arms of a man
who was emerging from a small side door. It was Mr.
Hiram P. Fish.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02075">“Gee! It’s a lady,” he exclaimed. “Why, I beg your
pardon, Mrs. Revel. I took you for one of the thugs fleeing
from justice.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02076">“He’s just passed this way,” cried Virginia breathlessly.
“Can’t we catch him?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02077">But, even as she spoke, she knew it was too late. The
man must have gained the park by now, and it was a
dark night with no moon. She retraced her steps to the
Council Chamber, Mr. Fish by her side, discoursing in a
soothing monotone upon the habits of burglars in general,
of which he seemed to have a wide experience.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02078">Lord Caterham, Bundle, and various frightened servants
were standing in the doorway of the Council Chamber.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02079">“What the devil’s the matter?” asked Bundle. “Is it
burglars? What are you and Mr. Fish doing, Virginia?
Taking a midnight stroll?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02080">Virginia explained the events of the evening.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02081">“How frightfully exciting,” commented Bundle. “You
don’t usually get a murder and a burglary crowded into
one week-end. What’s the matter with the lights in here?
They’re all right everywhere else.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02082">That mystery was soon explained. The bulbs had simply
been removed and laid in a row against the wall.
Mounted on a pair of steps, the dignified Tredwell, dignified
even in undress, restored illumination to the
stricken apartment.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02083">“If I am not mistaken,” said Lord Caterham in his sad
voice as he looked around him, “this room has recently
been the centre of somewhat violent activity.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02084">There was some justice in the remark. Everything that
could have been knocked over had been knocked over.
The floor was littered with splintered chairs, broken
china, and fragments of armour.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02085">“How many of them were there?” asked Bundle. “It
seems to have been a desperate fight.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02086">“Only one, I think,” said Virginia. But, even as she
spoke, she hesitated a little. Certainly only one person—a
man—had passed out through the window. But as she
had rushed after him, she had had a vague impression of
a rustle somewhere close at hand. If so, the second occupant
of the room could have escaped through the door.
Perhaps, though, the rustle had been an effect of her own
imagination.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02087">Bill appeared suddenly at the window. He was out of
breath and panting hard.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02088">“Damn the fellow!” he exclaimed wrathfully. “He’s
escaped. I’ve been hunting all over the place. Not a sign
of him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02089">“Cheer up, Bill,” said Virginia, “better luck next
time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02090">“Well,” said Lord Caterham, “what do you think we’d
better do now? Go back to bed? I can’t get hold of Badgworthy
at this time of night. Tredwell, you know the sort
of thing that’s necessary. Just see to it, will you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02091">“Very good, my lord.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02092">With a sigh of relief, Lord Caterham prepared to retreat.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02093"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02094">“That beggar, Isaacstein, sleeps soundly,” he remarked,
with a touch of envy. “You’d have thought all
this row would have brought him down.” He looked
across at Mr. Fish. “You found time to dress, I see,” he
added.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02095">“I flung on a few articles of clothing, yes,” admitted
the American.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02096">“Very sensible of you,” said Lord Caterham. “Damned
chilly things, pyjamas.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02097">He yawned. In a rather depressed mood, the house
party retired to bed.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="18" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-018">
        <head>18 Second Midnight Adventure</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-018.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 18 Second Midnight Adventure.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-02098"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02099">The first person that Anthony saw as he alighted from
his train on the following afternoon was Superintendent
Battle. His face broke into a smile.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02100">“I’ve returned according to contract,” he remarked.
“Did you come down here to assure yourself of the fact?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02101">Battle shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02102">“I wasn’t worrying about that, Mr. Cade. I happen to
be going to London, that’s all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02103">“You have such a trustful nature, Battle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02104">“Do you think so, sir?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02105">“No. I think you’re deep—very deep. Still waters, you
know, and all that sort of thing. So you’re going to London?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02106">“I am, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02107">“I wonder why.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02108">The detective did not reply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02109">“You’re so chatty,” remarked Anthony. “That’s what
I like about you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02110">A far-off twinkle showed in Battle’s eyes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02111">“What about your own little job, Mr. Cade?” he inquired.
“How did that go off?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02112">“I’ve drawn blank, Battle. For the second time I’ve
been proved hopelessly wrong. Galling, isn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02113">“What was the idea, sir, if I may ask?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02114">“I suspected the French governess, Battle. A: Upon
the grounds of her being the most unlikely person, according
to the canons of the best fiction. B: Because there
was a light in her room on the night of the tragedy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02115"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02116">“That wasn’t much to go upon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02117">“You are quite right. It was not. But I discovered that
she had only been here a short time, and I also found a
suspicious Frenchman spying round the place. You know
all about him, I suppose?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02118">“You mean the man who calls himself M. Chelles?
Staying at the <hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi>? A traveller in silk.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02119">“That’s it, is it? What about him? What does Scotland
Yard think?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02120">“His actions have been suspicious,” said Superintendent
Battle expressionlessly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02121">“Very suspicious, I should say. Well, I put two and
two together. French governess in the house, French
stranger outside. I decided that they were in league together,
and I hurried off to interview the lady with whom
Mademoiselle Brun had lived for the last ten years. I was
fully prepared to find that she had never heard of any
such person as Mademoiselle Brun, but I was wrong,
Battle. Mademoiselle is the genuine article.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02122">Battle nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02123">“I must admit,” said Anthony, “that as soon as I spoke
to her I had an uneasy conviction that I was barking up
the wrong tree. She seemed so absolutely the governess.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02124">Again Battle nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02125">“All the same, Mr. Cade, you can’t always go by that.
Women especially can do a lot with make up. I’ve seen
quite a pretty girl with the color of her hair altered, a
sallow complexion stain, slightly reddened eyelids and,
most efficacious of all, dowdy clothes, who would fail to
be identified by nine people out of ten who had seen her
in her former character. Men haven’t got quite the same
pull. You can do something with the eyebrows, and of
course different sets of false teeth alter the whole expression.
But there are always the ears—there’s an extraordinary
lot of character in ears, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02126">“Don’t look so hard at mine, Battle,” complained Anthony.
“You make me quite nervous.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02127">“I’m not talking of false beard and grease paint,” continued
the superintendent. “That’s only for books. No,
there are very few men who can escape identification and
put it over on you. In fact there’s only one man I know
who has a positive genius for impersonation. King Victor.
Ever heard of King Victor, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02128">There was something so sharp and sudden about the
way the detective put the question that Anthony half
checked the words that were rising to his lips.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02129">“King Victor?” he said reflectively instead. “Somehow,
I seem to have heard the name.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02130">“One of the most celebrated jewel thieves in the
world. Irish father, French mother. Can speak five languages
at least. He’s been serving a sentence, but his time
was up a few months ago.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02131">“Really? And where is he supposed to be now?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02132">“Well, Mr. Cade, that’s what we’d rather like to
know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02133">“The plot thickens,” said Anthony lightly. “No chance
of his turning up here, is there? But I suppose he
wouldn’t be interested in political Memoirs—only in
jewels.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02134">“There’s no saying,” said Superintendent Battle. “For
all we know, he may be here already.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02135">“Disguised as the second footman? Splendid. You’ll
recognize him by his ears and cover yourself with glory.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02136">“Quite fond of your little joke, aren’t you, Mr. Cade?
By the way, what do you think of that curious business
at Staines?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02137">“Staines?” said Anthony. “What’s been happening at
Staines?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02138">“It was in Saturday’s papers. I thought you might have
seen about it. Man found by the roadside shot. A foreigner.
It was in the papers again to-day, of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02139">“I did see something about it,” said Anthony carelessly.
“Not suicide, apparently.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02140">“No. There was no weapon. As yet the man hasn’t
been identified.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02141">“You seem very interested,” said Anthony, smiling.
“No connection with Prince Michael’s death, is there?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02142">His hand was quite steady. So were his eyes. Was it
his fancy that Superintendent Battle was looking at him
with peculiar intentness?</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02143">“Seems to be quite an epidemic of that sort of thing,”
said Battle. “But, well, I dare say there’s nothing in it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02144">He turned away, beckoning to a porter as the London
train came thundering in. Anthony drew a faint sigh of
relief.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02145">He strolled across the park in an unusually thoughtful
mood. He purposely chose to approach the house from
the same direction as that from which he had come on
the fateful Thursday night, and as he drew near to it he
looked up at the windows cudgelling his brains to make
sure of the one where he had seen the light. Was he quite
sure that it was the second from the end?</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02146">And, doing so, he made a discovery. There was an
angle at the corner of the house in which was a window
set farther back. Standing on one spot, you counted this
window as the first, and the first one built out over the
Council Chamber as the second, but move a few yards
to the right and the part built out over the Council Chamber
appeared to be the end of the house. The first window
was invisible, and the two windows of the rooms over
the Council Chamber would have appeared the first and
second from the end. Where exactly had he been standing
when he had seen the light flash up?</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02147">Anthony found the question very hard to determine.
A matter of a yard or so made all the difference. But one
point was made abundantly clear. It was quite possible
that he had been mistaken in describing the light as occurring
in the second room from the end. It might equally
well have been the <hi rend="italic">third</hi>.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02148">Now who occupied the third room? Anthony was determined
to find that out as soon as possible. Fortune
favoured him. In the hall Tredwell had just set the massive
silver urn in its place on the tea tray. Nobody else
was there.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02149"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02150">“Hullo, Tredwell,” said Anthony. “I wanted to ask you
something. Who has the third room from the end on the
West side? Over the Council Chamber, I mean.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02151">Tredwell reflected for a minute or two.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02152">“That would be the American gentleman’s room, sir.
Mr. Fish.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02153">“Oh, is it? Thank you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02154">“Not at all, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02155">Tredwell prepared to depart, then paused. The desire
to be the first to impart news makes even pontifical butlers
human.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02156">“Perhaps you have heard, sir, of what occurred last
night?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02157">“Not a word,” said Anthony. “What did occur last
night?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02158">“An attempt at robbery, sir!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02159">“Not really? Was anything taken?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02160">“No, sir. The thieves were dismantling the suits of
armour in the Council Chamber when they were surprised
and forced to flee. Unfortunately they got clear
away.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02161">“That’s very extraordinary,” said Anthony. “The
Council Chamber again. Did they break in that way?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02162">“It is supposed, sir, that they forced the window.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02163">Satisfied with the interest his information had aroused
Tredwell resumed his retreat, but brought up short with
a dignified apology.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02164">“I beg your pardon, sir. I didn’t hear you come in,
and I didn’t know you were standing just behind me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02165">Mr. Isaacstein who had been the victim of the impact
waved his hand in a friendly fashion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02166">“No harm done, my good fellow. I assure you no harm
done.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02167">Tredwell retired looking contemptuous, and Isaacstein
came forward and dropped into an easy-chair.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02168">“Hullo, Cade, so you’re back again. Been hearing all
about last night’s little show?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02169"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02170">“Yes,” said Anthony. “Rather an exciting week-end,
isn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02171">“I should imagine that last night was the work of local
men,” said Isaacstein. “It seems a clumsy, amateurish affair.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02172">“Is there anyone about here who collects armour?”
asked Anthony. “It seems a curious thing to select.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02173">“Very curious,” agreed Mr. Isaacstein. He paused a
minute, and then said slowly: “The whole position here
is very unfortunate.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02174">There was something almost menacing in his tone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02175">“I don’t quite understand,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02176">“Why are we all being kept here in this way? The
inquest was over yesterday. The Prince’s body will be
removed to London where it is being given out that he
died of heart failure. And still nobody is allowed to leave
the house. Mr. Lomax knows no more than I do. He
refers me to Superintendent Battle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02177">“Superintendent Battle has something up his sleeve,”
said Anthony thoughtfully. “And it seems the essence of
his plan that nobody should leave.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02178">“But, excuse me, Mr. Cade, you have been away.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02179">“With a string tied to my leg. I’ve no doubt that I was
shadowed the whole time. I shouldn’t have been given a
chance of disposing of the revolver or anything of that
kind.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02180">“Ah, the revolver,” said Isaacstein thoughtfully. “That
has not yet been found, I think?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02181">“Not yet.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02182">“Possibly thrown into the lake in passing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02183">“Very possibly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02184">“Where is Superintendent Battle? I have not seen him
this afternoon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02185">“He’s gone to London. I met him at the station.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02186">“Gone to London? Really? Did he say when he would
be back?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02187">“Early to-morrow, so I understood.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02188"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02189">Virginia came in with Lord Caterham and Mr. Fish.
She smiled a welcome at Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02190">“So you’re back, Mr. Cade. Have you heard all about
our adventures last night?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02191">“Why, trooly, Mr. Cade,” said Hiram Fish. “It was a
night of strenuous excitement. Did you hear that I mistook
Mrs. Revel for one of the thugs?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02192">“And in the meantime,” said Anthony, “the thug——?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02193">“Got clear away,” said Mr. Fish mournfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02194">“Do pour out,” said Lord Caterham to Virginia. “I
don’t know where Bundle is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02195">Virginia officiated. Then she came and sat down near
Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02196">“Come to the boat-house after tea,” she said in a low
voice. “Bill and I have got a lot to tell you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02197">Then she joined lightly in the general conversation.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02198">The meeting at the boat-house was duly held.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02199">Virginia and Bill were bubbling over with their news.
They agreed that a boat in the middle of the lake was the
only safe place for confidential conversation. Having
paddled out a sufficient distance, the full story of last
night’s adventure was related to Anthony. Bill looked a
little sulky. He wished Virginia would not insist on bringing
this Colonial fellow into it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02200">“It’s very odd,” said Anthony, when the story was
finished. “What do you make of it?” he asked Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02201">“I think they were looking for something,” she returned
promptly. “The burglar idea is absurd.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02202">“They thought the something, whatever it was, might
be concealed in the suits of armour, that’s clear enough.
But why tap the panelling? That looks more as though
they were looking for a secret staircase, or something of
that kind.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02203">“There’s a Priest’s Hole at Chimneys, I know,” said
Virginia. “And I believe there’s a secret staircase as well.
Lord Caterham would tell us all about it. What I want to
know is, what can they have been looking for?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02204"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02205">“It can’t be the Memoirs,” said Anthony. “They’re a
great bulky package. It must have been something small.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02206">“George knows, I expect,” said Virginia. “I wonder
whether I could get it out of him. All along I’ve felt there
was something behind all this.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02207">“You say there was only one man,” pursued Anthony,
“but that there might possibly be another, as you thought
you heard some one going towards the door as you
sprang to the window.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02208">“The sound was very slight,” said Virginia. “It might
have been just my imagination.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02209">“That’s quite possible, but in case it wasn’t your imagination
the second person must have been an inmate of
the house. I wonder now——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02210">“What are you wondering at?” asked Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02211">“The thoroughness of Mr. Hiram Fish who dresses
himself completely when he hears screams for help
downstairs.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02212">“There’s something in that,” agreed Virginia. “And
then there’s Isaacstein who sleeps through it all. That’s
suspicious too. Surely he couldn’t?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02213">“There’s that fellow Boris,” suggested Bill. “He looks
an unmitigated ruffian. Michael’s servant, I mean.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02214">“Chimneys is full of suspicious characters,” said Virginia.
“I dare say the others are just as suspicious of us.
I wish Superintendent Battle hadn’t gone to London. I
think it’s rather stupid of him. By the way, Mr. Cade,
I’ve seen that peculiar-looking Frenchman about once or
twice, spying round the park.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02215">“It’s a mix up,” confessed Anthony. “I’ve been away
on a wild-goose chase. Made a thorough ass of myself.
Look here, to me the whole question seems to resolve
itself into this: Did the men find what they were looking
for last night?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02216">“Supposing they didn’t?” said Virginia. “I’m pretty
sure they didn’t, as a matter of fact.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02217">“Just this, I believe they’ll come again. They know,
or they soon will know, that Battle’s in London. They’ll
take the risk and come again to-night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02218">“Do you really think so?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02219">“It’s a chance. Now we three will form a little syndicate.
Eversleigh and I will conceal ourselves with due
precautions in the Council Chamber——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02220">“What about me?” interrupted Virginia. “Don’t think
you’re going to leave me out of it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02221">“Listen to me, Virginia,” said Bill. “This is man’s
work——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02222">“Don’t be an idiot, Bill. I’m in on this. Don’t you
make any mistake about it. The syndicate will keep watch
to-night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02223">It was settled thus, and the details of the plan were
laid. After the party had retired to bed, first one and then
another of the syndicate crept down. They were all armed
with powerful electric torches, and in the pocket of Anthony’s
coat lay a revolver.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02224">Anthony had said that he believed another attempt to
resume the search would be made. Nevertheless, he did
not expect that the attempt would be made from outside.
He believed that Virginia had been correct in her guess
that some one had passed her in the dark the night before,
and as he stood in the shadow of an old oak dresser it
was towards the door and not the window that his eyes
were directed. Virginia was crouching behind a figure in
armour on the opposite wall, and Bill was by the window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02225">The minutes passed, at interminable length. One
o’clock chimed, then the half-hour, then two, then another
half-hour. Anthony felt stiff and cramped. He was
coming slowly to the conclusion that he had been wrong.
No attempt would be made to-night.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02226">And then he stiffened suddenly, all his senses on the
alert. He had heard a footstep on the terrace outside. Silence
again, then a low scratching noise at the window.
Suddenly it ceased, and the window swung open. A man
stepped across the sill into the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02227">He stood quite still for a moment, peering round as
though listening. After a minute or two, seemingly satisfied,
he switched on a torch he carried, and turned it
rapidly round the room. Apparently he saw nothing unusual.
The three watchers held their breath.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02228">He went over to the same bit of panelled wall he had
been examining the night before.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02229">And then a terrible knowledge smote Bill. He was
going to sneeze! The wild race through the dew-laden
park the night before had given him a chill. All day he
had sneezed intermittently. A sneeze was due now, and
nothing on earth would stop it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02230">He adopted all the remedies he could think of. He
pressed his upper lip, swallowed hard, threw back his
head and looked at the ceiling. As a last resort he held
his nose, and pinched it violently. It was of no avail. He
sneezed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02231">A stifled, checked, emasculated sneeze, but a startling
sound in the deadly quiet of the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02232">The stranger sprang round, and in the same minute
Anthony acted. He flashed on his torch, and jumped full
for the stranger. In another minute they were down on
the floor together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02233">“Lights,” shouted Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02234">Virginia was ready at the switch. The lights came on
true and full to-night. Anthony was on top of his man,
Bill leant down to give him a hand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02235">“And now,” said Anthony, “let’s see who you are, my
fine fellow.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02236">He rolled his victim over. It was the neat, dark-bearded
stranger from the <hi rend="italic">Cricketers</hi>.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02237">“Very nice indeed,” said an approving voice.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02238">They all looked up startled. The bulky form of Superintendent
Battle was standing in the open doorway.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02239">“I thought you were in London, Superintendent Battle,”
said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02240">Battle’s eyes twinkled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02241">“Did you, sir?” he said. “Well, I thought it would be
a good thing if I was thought to be going.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02242"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02243">“And it has been,” agreed Anthony, looking down at
his prostrate foe.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02244">To his surprise there was a slight smile on the
stranger’s face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02245">“May I get up, gentlemen?” he inquired. “You are
three to one.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02246">Anthony kindly hauled him on to his legs. The
stranger settled his coat, pulled up his collar, and directed
a keen look at Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02247">“I demand pardon,” he said, “but do I understand that
you are a representative from Scotland Yard?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02248">“That’s right,” said Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02249">“Then I will present to you my credentials.” He smiled
rather ruefully. “I would have been wise to do so before.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02250">He took some papers from his pocket and handed
them to the Scotland Yard detective. At the same time,
he turned back the lapel of his coat and showed something
pinned there.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02251">Battle gave an exclamation of astonishment. He
looked through the papers and handed them back with a
little bow.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02252">“I’m sorry you’ve been man-handled, monsieur,” he
said, “but you brought it on yourself, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02253">He smiled, noting the astonished expression on the
faces of the other.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02254">“This is a colleague we have been expecting for some
time,” he said. “M. Lemoine, of the Sûreté in Paris.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="19" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-019">
        <head>19 Secret History</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-019.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 19 Secret History.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-02255"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02256">They all stared at the French detective, who smiled back
at them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02257">“But yes,” he said, “it is true.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02258">There was a pause for a general readjusting of ideas.
Then Virginia turned to Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02259">“Do you know what I think, Superintendent Battle?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02260">“What do you think, Mrs. Revel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02261">“I think the time has come to enlighten us a little.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02262">“To enlighten you? I don’t quite understand, Mrs.
Revel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02263">“Superintendent Battle, you understand perfectly. I
dare say Mr. Lomax has hedged you about with recommendations
of secrecy—George would, but surely it’s
better to tell us than have us stumbling on the secret all
by ourselves, and perhaps doing untold harm. M. Lemoine,
don’t you agree with me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02264">“Madame, I agree with you entirely.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02265">“You can’t go on keeping things dark for ever,” said
Battle. “I’ve told Mr. Lomax so. Mr. Eversleigh is Mr.
Lomax’s secretary, there’s no objection to his knowing
what there is to know. As for Mr. Cade, he’s been
brought into the thing willy-nilly, and I consider he’s a
right to know where he stands. But——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02266">Battle paused.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02267">“I know,” said Virginia. “Women are so indiscreet!
I’ve often heard George say so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02268">Lemoine had been studying Virginia attentively. Now
he turned to the Scotland Yard man.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02269"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02270">“Did I hear you just now address Madame by the
name of Revel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02271">“That is my name,” said Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02272">“Your husband was in the Diplomatic Service, was he
not? And you were with him in Herzoslovakia just before
the assassination of the late King and Queen.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02273">“Yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02274">Lemoine turned again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02275">“I think Madame has a right to hear the story. She is
indirectly concerned. Moreover”—his eyes twinkled a little—“Madame’s
reputation for discretion stands very
high in Diplomatic circles.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02276">“I’m glad they give me a good character,” said Virginia,
laughing. “And I’m glad I’m not going to be left
out of it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02277">“What about refreshments?” said Anthony. “Where
does the conference take place? Here?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02278">“If you please, sir,” said Battle, “I’ve a fancy for not
leaving this room until morning. You’ll see why when
you’ve heard the story.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02279">“Then I’ll go and forage,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02280">Bill went with him and they returned with a tray of
glasses, siphons and other necessaries of life.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02281">The augmented syndicate established itself comfortably
in the corner by the window, being grouped round a
long oak table.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02282">“It’s understood, of course,” said Battle, “that anything
that’s said here is said in strict confidence. There
must be no leakage. I’ve always felt it would come out
one of these days. Gentlemen like Mr. Lomax who want
everything hushed up take bigger risks than they think.
The start of this business was just over seven years ago.
There was a lot of what they call Reconstruction going
on—especially in the Near East. There was a good deal
going on in England, strictly on the Q.T. with that old
gentleman, Count Stylptitch, pulling the strings. All the
Balkan States were interested parties, and there were a
lot of Royal Personages in England just then. I’m not
going into details, but Something disappeared—disappeared
in a way that seemed incredible unless you admitted
two things—that the thief was a Royal Personage
and that at the same time it was the work of a high-class
professional. M. Lemoine here will tell you how that well
might be.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02283">The Frenchman bowed courteously and took up the
tale.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02284">“It is possible that you in England may not even have
heard of our famous and fantastic King Victor. What his
real name is, no one knows, but he is a man of singular
courage and daring, one who speaks five languages and
is unequalled in the art of disguise. Though his father is
known to have been either English or Irish, he himself
has worked chiefly in Paris. It was there, nearly eight
years ago, that he was carrying out a daring series of
robberies and living under the name of Captain O’Neill.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02285">A faint exclamation escaped Virginia. M. Lemoine
darted a keen glance at her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02286">“I think I understand what agitates Madame. You will
see in a minute. Now we of the Sûreté had our suspicions
that this Captain O’Neill was none other than ‘King Victor,’
but we could not obtain the necessary proof. There
was also in Paris at the time a clever young actress, Angèle
Mory, of the Folies Bergères. For some time we had
suspected that she was associated with the operations of
King Victor. But again no proof was forthcoming.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02287">“About that time, Paris was preparing for the visit of
the young King Nicholas IV of Herzoslovakia. At the
Sûreté we were given special instructions as to the course
to be adopted to ensure the safety of His Majesty. In
particular we were warned to superintend the activities
of a certain Revolutionary organization which called itself
the Comrades of the Red Hand. It is fairly certain now
that the Comrades approached Angèle Mory and offered
her a huge sum if she would aid them in their plans. Her
part was to infatuate the young King, and decoy him to
some spot agreed upon with them. Angèle Mory accepted
the bribe and promised to perform her part.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02288">“But the young lady was cleverer and more ambitious
than her employers suspected. She succeeded in captivating
the King who fell desperately in love with her and
loaded her with jewels. It was then that she conceived
the idea of being—not a King’s mistress, but a Queen!
As every one knows, she realized her ambition. She was
introduced into Herzoslovakia as the Countess Varaga
Popoleffsky, an offshoot of the Romanoffs, and became
eventually Queen Varaga of Herzoslovakia. Not bad for
a little Parisian actress! I have always heard that she
played the part extremely well. But her triumph was not
to be long lived. The Comrades of the Red Hand, furious
at her betrayal, twice attempted her life. Finally they
worked up the country to such a pitch that a Revolution
broke out in which both the King and Queen perished.
Their bodies, horribly mutilated and hardly recognizable,
were recovered, attesting to the fury of the populace
against the low-born foreign Queen.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02289">“Now, in all this, it seems certain that Queen Varaga
still kept in with her confederate, King Victor. It is possible
that the bold plan was his all along. What is known
is that she continued to correspond with him, in a secret
code, from the Court of Herzoslovakia. For safety the
letters were written in English, and signed with the name
of an English lady then at the Embassy. If any inquiry
had been made, and the lady in question had denied her
signature, it is possible that she would not have been
believed, for the letters were those of a guilty woman to
her lover. It was your name she used, Mrs. Revel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02290">“I know,” said Virginia. Her colour was coming and
going unevenly. “So that is the truth of the letters! I have
wondered and wondered.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02291">“What a blackguardly trick,” cried Bill indignantly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02292">“The letters were addressed to Captain O’Neill at his
rooms in Paris, and their principal purpose may have
light shed upon it by a curious fact which came to light
later. After the assassination of the King and Queen,
many of the Crown Jewels which had fallen, of course,
into the hands of the mob, found their way to Paris, and
it was discovered that in nine cases out of ten the principal
stones had been replaced by paste—and mind you,
there were some very famous stones among the jewels
of Herzoslovakia. So as a Queen, Angèle Mory still practised
her former activities.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02293">“You see now where we have arrived. Nicholas IV
and Queen Varaga came to England and were the guests
of the late Marquis of Caterham, then Secretary of State
for Foreign Affairs. Herzoslovakia is a small country, but
it could not be left out. Queen Varaga was necessarily
received. And there we have a Royal Personage and at
the same time an expert thief. There is also no doubt that
the—er—substitute which was so wonderful as to deceive
anyone but an expert could only have been fashioned
by King Victor, and indeed the whole plan, in its
daring and audacity, pointed to him as the author.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02294">“What happened?” asked Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02295">“Hushed up,” said Superintendent Battle laconically.
“Not a mention of it’s ever been made public to this day.
We did all that could be done on the quiet—and that was
a good deal more than you’d ever imagine, by the way.
We’ve got methods of our own that would surprise. That
jewel didn’t leave England with the Queen of Herzoslovakia—I
can tell you that much. No, Her Majesty hid it
somewhere—but where we’ve never been able to discover.
But I shouldn’t wonder”—Superintendent Battle
let his eyes wander gently round—“if it wasn’t somewhere
in this room.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02296">Anthony leapt to his feet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02297">“What? After all these years?” he cried incredulously.
“Impossible.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02298">“You do not know the peculiar circumstances, monsieur,”
said the Frenchman quickly. “Only a fortnight
later, the Revolution in Herzoslovakia broke out, and the
King and Queen were murdered. Also, Captain O’Neill
was arrested in Paris and sentenced on a minor charge.
We hoped to find the packet of code letters in his house,
but it appears that this had been stolen by some Herzoslovakian
go-between. The man turned up in Herzoslovakia
just before the Revolution, and then disappeared
completely.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02299">“He probably went abroad,” said Anthony thoughtfully.
“To Africa as likely as not. And you bet he hung
on to that packet. It was as good as a gold mine to him.
It’s odd how things come about. They probably called
him Dutch Pedro or something like that out there.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02300">He caught Superintendent Battle’s expressionless
glance bent upon him, and smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02301">“It’s not really clairvoyance, Battle,” he said, “though
it sounds like it. I’ll tell you presently.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02302">“There is one thing you have not explained,” said Virginia.
“Where does this link up with the Memoirs? There
must be a link, surely?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02303">“Madame is very quick,” said Lemoine approvingly.
“Yes, there is a link. Count Stylptitch was also staying
at Chimneys at the time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02304">“So that he might have known about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02305">“<hi rend="italic">Parfaitement.</hi>”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02306">“And, of course,” said Battle, “if he’s blurted it out in
his precious Memoirs, the fat will be in the fire. Especially
after the way the whole thing was hushed up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02307">Anthony lit a cigarette.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02308">“There’s no possibility of there being a clue in the
Memoirs as to where the stone was hidden?” he asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02309">“Very unlikely,” said Battle decisively. “He was never
in with the Queen—opposed the marriage tooth and nail.
She’s not likely to have taken him into her confidence.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02310">“I wasn’t suggesting such a thing for a minute,” said
Anthony. “But by all accounts he was a cunning old boy.
Unknown to her, he may have discovered where she hid
the jewel. In that case, what would he have done, do you
think?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02311">“Sat tight,” said Battle, after a moment’s reflection.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02312">“I agree,” said the Frenchman. “It was a ticklish moment,
you see. To return the stone anonymously would
have presented great difficulties. Also, the knowledge of
its whereabouts would give him great power—and he
liked power, that strange old man. Not only did he hold
the Queen in the hollow of his hand, but he had a powerful
weapon to negotiate with at any time. It was not
the only secret he possessed—oh, no!—he collected secrets
like some men collect rare pieces of china. It is said
that, once or twice before his death, he boasted to people
of the things he could make public if the fancy took him.
And once at least he declared that he intended to make
some startling revelations in his Memoirs. Hence”—the
Frenchman smiled rather dryly—“the general anxiety to
get hold of them. Our own secret police intended to seize
them, but the Count took the precaution to have them
conveyed away before his death.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02313">“Still, there’s no real reason to believe that he knew
this particular secret,” said Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02314">“I beg your pardon,” said Anthony quietly. “There are
his own words.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02315">“What?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02316">Both detectives stared at him as though unable to believe
their ears.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02317">“When Mr. McGrath gave me that manuscript to bring
to England, he told me the circumstances of his one meeting
with Count Stylptitch. It was in Paris. At some considerable
risk to himself, Mr. McGrath rescued the Count
from a band of Apaches. He was, I understand—shall we
say a trifle—exhilarated? Being in that condition, he
made two rather interesting remarks. One of them was to
the effect that he knew where the Koh-i-noor was—a
statement to which my friend paid very little attention.
He also said that the gang in question were King Victor’s
men. Taken together, those two remarks are very significant.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02318">“Good Lord,” ejaculated Superintendent Battle, “I
should say they were. Even the murder of Prince Michael
wears a different aspect.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02319"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02320">“King Victor has never taken a life,” the Frenchman
reminded him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02321">“Supposing he were surprised when he was searching
for the jewel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02322">“Is he in England, then?” asked Anthony sharply.
“You say that he was released a few months ago. Didn’t
you keep track of him?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02323">A rather rueful smile overspread the French detective’s
face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02324">“We tried to, monsieur. But he is a devil, that man.
He gave us the slip at once—at once. We thought, of
course, that he would make straight for England. But no.
He went—where do you think?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02325">“Where?” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02326">He was staring intently at the Frenchman, and absent-mindedly
his fingers played with a box of matches.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02327">“To America. To the United States.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02328">“What?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02329">There was sheer amazement in Anthony’s tone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02330">“Yes, and what do you think he called himself? What
part do you think he played over there? The part of Prince
Nicholas of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02331">The match-box fell from Anthony’s hand, but his
amazement was fully equalled by that of Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02332">“Impossible.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02333">“Not so, my friend. You, too, will get the news in the
morning. It has been the most colossal bluff. As you
know, Prince Nicholas was rumoured to have died in the
Congo years ago. Our friend, King Victor, seizes on
that—difficult to prove a death of that kind. He resurrects
Prince Nicholas, and plays him to such purpose that he
gets away with a tremendous haul of American dollars—all
on account of the supposed oil concessions. But by a
mere accident, he was unmasked, and had to leave the
country hurriedly. This time he did come to England.
And that is why I am here. Sooner or later he will come
to Chimneys. That is, if he is not already here!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02334">“You think—that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02335"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02336">“I think he was here the night Prince Michael died,
and again last night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02337">“It was another attempt, eh?” said Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02338">“It was another attempt.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02339">“What has bothered me,” continued Battle, “was wondering
what had become of M. Lemoine here. I’d had
word from Paris that he was on his way over to work
with me, and I couldn’t make out why he hadn’t turned
up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02340">“I must indeed apologize,” said Lemoine. “You see, I
arrived on the morning after the murder. It occurred to
me at once that it would be as well for me to study things
from an unofficial standpoint without appearing officially
as your colleague. I thought that great possibilities lay
that way. I was, of course, aware that I was bound to be
an object of suspicion, but that in a way furthered my
plan since it would not put people I was after on their
guard. I can assure you that I have seen a good deal that
is interesting in the last two days.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02341">“But look here,” said Bill, “what really did happen
last night?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02342">“I am afraid,” said M. Lemoine, “that I gave you
rather violent exercise.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02343">“It was you I chased then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02344">“Yes. I will recount things to you. I came up here to
watch, convinced that the secret had to do with this room
since the Prince had been killed here. I stood outside on
the terrace. Presently I became aware that some one was
moving about in this room. I could see the flash of a
torch now and again. I tried the middle window and
found it unlatched. Whether the man had entered that
way earlier, or whether he had left it so as a blind in case
he was disturbed, I do not know. Very gently, I pushed
it back and slipped inside the room. Step by step I felt
my way until I was in a spot where I could watch operations
without likelihood of being discovered myself.
The man himself I could not see clearly. His back was
to me, of course, and he was silhouetted against the light
of the torch so that his outline only could be seen. But
his actions filled me with surprise. He took to pieces first
one and then the other of those two suits of armour, examining
each one piece by piece. When he had convinced
himself that what he sought was not there, he began tapping
the panelling of the wall under that picture. What
he would have done next, I do not know. The interruption
came. <hi rend="italic">You</hi> burst in——” He looked at Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02345">“Our well-meant interference was really rather a pity,”
said Virginia thoughtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02346">“In a sense, madame, it was. The man switched out
his torch, and I, who had no wish as yet to be forced to
reveal my identity, sprang for the window. I collided with
the other two in the dark, and fell headlong. I sprang up
and out through the window. Mr. Eversleigh, taking me
for his assailant, followed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02347">“I followed you first,” said Virginia. “Bill was only
second in the race.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02348">“And the other fellow had the sense to stay still and
sneak out through the door. I wonder he didn’t meet the
rescuing crowd.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02349">“That would present no difficulties,” said Lemoine.
“He would be a rescuer in advance of the rest, that was
all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02350">“Do you really think this Arsène Lupin fellow is actually
among the household now?” asked Bill, his eyes
sparkling.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02351">“Why not?” said Lemoine. “He could pass perfectly
as a servant. For all we may know, he may be Boris
Anchoukoff, the trusted servant of the late Prince Michael.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02352">“He is an odd-looking bloke,” agreed Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02353">But Anthony was smiling.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02354">“That’s hardly worthy of you, M. Lemoine,” he said
gently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02355">The Frenchman smiled too.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02356">“You’ve taken him on as your valet now, haven’t you,
Mr. Cade?” asked Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02357"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02358">“Battle, I take off my hat to you. You know everything.
But just as a matter of detail, he’s taken me on,
not I him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02359">“Why was that, I wonder, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02360">“I don’t know,” said Anthony lightly. “It’s a curious
taste, but perhaps he may have liked my face. Or he may
think I murdered his master and wish to establish himself
in a handy position for executing revenge upon me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02361">He rose and went over to the windows, pulling the
curtains.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02362">“Daylight,” he said, with a slight yawn. “There won’t
be any more excitements now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02363">Lemoine rose also.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02364">“I will leave you,” he said. “We shall perhaps meet
again later in the day.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02365">With a graceful bow to Virginia, he stepped out of the
window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02366">“Bed,” said Virginia, yawning. “It’s all been very exciting.
Come on, Bill, go to bed like a good little boy.
The breakfast table will see us not, I fear.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02367">Anthony stayed at the window looking after the retreating
form of M. Lemoine.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02368">“You wouldn’t think it,” said Battle behind him, “but
that’s supposed to be the cleverest detective in France.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02369">“I don’t know that I wouldn’t,” said Anthony thoughtfully.
“I rather think I would.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02370">“Well,” said Battle, “he was right about the excitements
of this night being over. By the way, do you remember
my telling you about that man they’d found shot
near Staines?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02371">“Yes. Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02372">“Nothing. They’ve identified him, that’s all. It seems
he was called Giuseppe Manelli. He was a waiter at the
Blitz in London. Curious, isn’t it?”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="20" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-020">
        <head>20 Battle and Anthony Confer</head>
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        <p xml:id="p-02373"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02374">Anthony said nothing. He continued to stare out of the
window. Superintendent Battle looked for some time at
his motionless back.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02375">“Well, good night, sir,” he said at last, and moved to
the door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02376">Anthony stirred.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02377">“Wait a minute, Battle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02378">The superintendent halted obediently. Anthony left the
window. He drew out a cigarette from his case and
lighted it. Then, between two puffs of smoke, he said:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02379">“You seem very interested in this business at Staines?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02380">“I wouldn’t go as far as that, sir. It’s unusual, that’s
all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02381">“Do you think the man was shot where he was found,
or do you think he was killed elsewhere and the body
brought to that particular spot afterwards?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02382">“I think he was shot somewhere else, and the body
brought there in a car.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02383">“I think so too,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02384">Something in the emphasis of his tone made the detective
look up sharply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02385">“Any ideas of your own, sir? Do you know who
brought him there?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02386">“Yes,” said Anthony. “I did.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02387">He was a little annoyed at the absolutely unruffled
calm preserved by the other.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02388">“I must say you take these shocks very well, Battle,”
he remarked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02389"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02390">“‘Never display emotion.’ That was a rule that was
given to me once, and I’ve found it very useful.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02391">“You live up to it, certainly,” said Anthony. “I can’t
say I’ve ever seen you ruffled. Well, do you want to hear
the whole story?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02392">“If you please, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02393">Anthony pulled up two of the chairs, both men sat
down, and Anthony recounted the events of the preceding
Thursday night.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02394">Battle listened immovably. There was a far-off twinkle
in his eyes as Anthony finished.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02395">“You know, sir,” he said, “You’ll get into trouble one
of these days.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02396">“Then, for the second time, I’m not to be taken into
custody?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02397">“We always like to give a man plenty of rope,” said
Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02398">“Very delicately put,” said Anthony. “Without unduly
stressing the end of the proverb.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02399">“What I can’t quite make out, sir,” said Battle, “is why
you decided to come across with this now?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02400">“It’s rather difficult to explain,” said Anthony. “You
see, Battle, I’ve come to have really a very high opinion
of your abilities. When the moment comes, you’re always
there. Look at to-night. And it occurred to me that, in
withholding this knowledge of mine, I was seriously
cramping your style. You deserve to have access to all
the facts. I’ve done what I could, and up to now I’ve
made a mess of things. Until to-night, I couldn’t speak
for Mrs. Revel’s sake. But now that those letters have
been definitely proved to have nothing whatever to do
with her, any idea of her complicity becomes absurd.
Perhaps I advised her badly in the first place, but it struck
me that her statement of having paid this man money to
suppress the letters, simply as a whim, might take a bit
of believing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02401">“It might, by a jury,” agreed Battle. “Juries never have
any imagination.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02402"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02403">“But you accept it quite easily?” said Anthony, looking
curiously at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02404">“Well, you see, Mr. Cade, most of my work has lain
amongst these people. What they call the upper classes,
I mean. You see, the majority of people are always wondering
what the neighbours will think. But tramps and
aristocrats don’t—they just do the first thing that comes
into their heads, and they don’t bother to think what anyone
thinks of them. I’m not meaning just the idle rich,
the people who give big parties, and so on, I mean those
that have had it born and bred in them for generations
that nobody else’s opinion counts but their own. I’ve always
found the upper classes the same—fearless, truthful
and sometimes extraordinarily foolish.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02405">“This is a very interesting lecture, Battle. I suppose
you’ll be writing your Reminiscences one of these days.
They ought to be worth reading too.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02406">The detective acknowledged the suggestion with a
smile, but said nothing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02407">“I’d rather like to ask you one question,” continued
Anthony. “Did you connect me at all with the Staines
affair? I fancied, from your manner, that you did.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02408">“Quite right. I had a hunch that way. But nothing definite
to go upon. Your manner was very good, if I may
say so, Mr. Cade. You never overdid the carelessness.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02409">“I’m glad of that,” said Anthony. “I’ve a feeling that
ever since I met you you’ve been laying little traps for
me. On the whole I’ve managed to avoid falling into
them, but the strain has been acute.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02410">Battle smiled grimly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02411">“That’s how you get a crook in the end, sir. Keep him
on the run, to and fro, turning and twisting. Sooner or
later, his nerve goes, and you’ve got him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02412">“You’re a cheerful fellow, Battle. When will you get
me, I wonder?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02413">“Plenty of rope, sir,” quoted the superintendent,
“plenty of rope.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02414"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02415">“In the meantime,” said Anthony, “I am still the amateur
assistant?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02416">“That’s it, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02417">“Watson to your Sherlock, in fact?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02418">“Detective stories are mostly bunkum,” said Battle unemotionally.
“But they amuse people,” he added, as an
afterthought. “And they’re useful sometimes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02419">“In what way?” asked Anthony curiously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02420">“They encourage the universal idea that the police are
stupid. When we get an amateur crime, such as a murder,
that’s very useful indeed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02421">Anthony looked at him for some minutes in silence.
Battle sat quite still, blinking now and then, with no expression
whatsoever on his square placid face. Presently
he rose.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02422">“Not much good going to bed now,” he observed. “As
soon as he’s up, I want to have a few words with his
lordship. Anyone who wants to leave the house can do
so now. At the same time I should be much obliged to
his lordship if he’ll extend an informal invitation to his
guests to stay on. You’ll accept it, sir, if you please, and
Mrs. Revel also.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02423">“Have you ever found the revolver?” asked Anthony
suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02424">“You mean the one Prince Michael was shot with?
No, I haven’t. Yet it must be in the house or grounds.
I’ll take a hint from you, Mr. Cade, and send some boys
up bird’s-nesting. If I could get hold of the revolver, we
might get forward a bit. That, and the bundle of letters.
You say that a letter with the heading, Chimneys, was
amongst them? Depend upon it that was the last one written.
The instructions for finding the diamond are written
in code in that letter.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02425">“What’s your theory of the killing of Giuseppe?”
asked Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02426">“I should say he was a regular thief, and that he was
got hold of, either by King Victor or by the Comrades
of the Red Hand, and employed by them. I shouldn’t
wonder at all if the Comrades and King Victor aren’t
working together. The organization has plenty of money
and power, but it isn’t very strong in brains. Giuseppe’s
task was to steal the Memoirs—they couldn’t have
known that you had the letters—it’s a very odd coincidence
that you should have, by the way.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02427">“I know,” said Anthony. “It’s amazing when you
come to think of it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02428">“Giuseppe gets hold of the letters instead. Is at first
vastly chagrined. Then sees the cutting from the paper
and has the brilliant idea of turning them to account on
his own by blackmailing the lady. He has, of course, no
idea of their real significance. The Comrades find out
what he is doing, believe that he is deliberately double
crossing them, and decree his death. They’re very fond
of executing traitors. It has a picturesque element which
seems to appeal to them. What I can’t quite make out is
the revolver with ‘Virginia’ engraved upon it. There’s too
much finesse about that for the Comrades. As a rule, they
enjoy plastering their Red Hand sign about—in order to
strike terror into other would-be traitors. No, it looks to
me as though King Victor had stepped in there. But what
his motive was, I don’t know. It looks like a very deliberate
attempt to saddle Mrs. Revel with the murder, and,
on the surface, there doesn’t seem any particular point in
that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02429">“I had a theory,” said Anthony. “But it didn’t work
out according to plan.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02430">He told Battle of Virginia’s recognition of Michael.
Battle nodded his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02431">“Oh, yes, no doubt as to his identity. By the way, that
old Baron has a very high opinion of you. He speaks of
you in most enthusiastic terms.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02432">“That’s very kind of him,” said Anthony. “Especially
as I’ve given him full warning that I mean to do my
utmost to get hold of the missing Memoirs before
Wednesday next.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02433">“You’ll have a job to do that,” said Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02434"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02435">“Y—es. You think so? I suppose King Victor and Co.
have got the letters.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02436">Battle nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02437">“Pinched them off Giuseppe that day in Pont Street.
Prettily planned piece of work, that. Yes, they’ve got ’em
all right, and they’ve decoded them, and they know
where to look.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02438">Both men were on the point of passing out of the
room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02439">“In here?” said Anthony, jerking his head back.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02440">“Exactly, in here. But they haven’t found the prize yet,
and they’re going to run a pretty risk trying to get it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02441">“I suppose,” said Anthony, “that you’ve got a plan in
that subtle head of yours?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02442">Battle returned no answer. He looked particularly
stolid and unintelligent. Then, very slowly, he winked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02443">“Want my help?” asked Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02444">“I do. And I shall want some one else’s.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02445">“Who is that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02446">“Mrs. Revel’s. You may not have noticed it, Mr.
Cade, but she’s a lady who has a particularly beguiling
way with her.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02447">“I’ve noticed it all right,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02448">He glanced at his watch.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02449">“I’m inclined to agree with you about bed, Battle. A
dip in the lake and a hearty breakfast will be far more to
the point.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02450">He ran lightly upstairs to his bedroom. Whistling to
himself, he discarded his evening clothes, and picked up
a dressing-gown and a bath towel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02451">Then suddenly he stopped dead in front of the
dressing-table, staring at the object that reposed demurely
in front of the looking-glass.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02452">For a moment he could not believe his eyes. He took
it up, examined it closely. Yes, there was no mistake.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02453">It was the bundle of letters signed Virginia Revel.
They were intact. Not one was missing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02454">Anthony dropped into a chair, the letters in his hand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02455"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02456">“My brain must be cracking,” he murmured. “I can’t
understand a quarter of what is going on in this house.
Why should the letters reappear like a damned conjuring
trick? Who put them on my dressing-table? Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02457">And to all these very pertinent questions he could find
no satisfactory reply.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="21" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-021">
        <head>21 Mr. Isaacstein’s Suit-case</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-021.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 21 Mr. Isaacstein’s Suit-case.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-02458"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02459">At ten o’clock that morning, Lord Caterham and his
daughter were breakfasting. Bundle was looking very
thoughtful.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02460">“Father,” she said at last.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02461">Lord Caterham, absorbed in <hi rend="italic">The Times</hi>, did not reply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02462">“Father,” said Bundle again, more sharply.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02463">Lord Caterham, torn from his interested perusal of
forthcoming sales of rare books, looked up absent-mindedly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02464">“Eh?” he said. “Did you speak?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02465">“Yes. Who is it who’s had breakfast?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02466">She nodded towards a place that had evidently been
occupied. The rest were all expectant.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02467">“Oh, what’s-his-name.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02468">“Fat Iky?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02469">Bundle and her father had enough sympathy between
them to comprehend each other’s somewhat misleading
observations.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02470">“That’s it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02471">“Did I see you talking to the detective this morning
before breakfast?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02472">Lord Caterham sighed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02473">“Yes, he buttonholed me in the hall. I do think the
hours before breakfast should be sacred. I shall have to
go abroad. The strain on my nerves——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02474">Bundle interrupted unceremoniously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02475">“What did he say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02476">“Said every one who wanted to could clear out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02477"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02478">“Well,” said Bundle, “that’s all right. That’s what
you’ve been wanting.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02479">“I know. But he didn’t leave it at that. He went on to
say that nevertheless he wanted me to ask every one to
stay on.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02480">“I don’t understand,” said Bundle, wrinkling her nose.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02481">“So confusing and contradictory,” complained Lord
Caterham. “And before breakfast too.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02482">“What did you say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02483">“Oh, I agreed, of course. It’s never any good arguing
with these people. Especially before breakfast,” continued
Lord Caterham, reverting to his principal grievance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02484">“Who have you asked so far?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02485">“Cade. He was up very early this morning. He’s going
to stop on. I don’t mind that. I can’t quite make the fellow
out; but I like him—I like him very much.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02486">“So does Virginia,” said Bundle, drawing a pattern on
the table with her fork.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02487">“Eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02488">“And so do I. But that doesn’t seem to matter.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02489">“And I asked Isaacstein,” continued Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02490">“Well?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02491">“But fortunately he’s got to go back to town. Don’t
forget to order the car for the 10.40, by the way.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02492">“All right.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02493">“Now if I can only get rid of Fish too,” continued
Lord Caterham, his spirits rising.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02494">“I thought you liked talking to him about your mouldy
old books.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02495">“So I do, so I do. So I did, rather. But it gets monotonous
when one finds that one is always doing all the
talking. Fish is very interested, but he never volunteers
any statements of his own.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02496">“It’s better than doing all the listening,” said Bundle.
“Like one does with George Lomax.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02497">Lord Caterham shuddered at the remembrance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02498">“George is all very well on platforms,” said Bundle.
“I’ve clapped him myself, though of course I know all
the time that he’s talking balderdash. And anyway I’m a
Socialist——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02499">“I know, my dear, I know,” said Lord Caterham hastily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02500">“It’s all right,” said Bundle. “I’m not going to bring
politics into the house. That’s what George does—public
speaking in private life. It ought to be abolished by Act
of Parliament.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02501">“Quite so,” said Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02502">“What about Virginia?” asked Bundle. “Is she to be
asked to stop on?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02503">“Battle said everybody.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02504">“Says he firmly! Have you asked her to be my stepma
yet?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02505">“I don’t think it would be any good,” said Lord Caterham
mournfully. “Although she did call me a darling
last night. But that’s the worst of these attractive young
women with affectionate dispositions. They’ll say anything,
and they mean absolutely nothing by it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02506">“No,” agreed Bundle. “It would have been much more
hopeful if she’d thrown a boot at you or tried to bite
you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02507">“You modern young people seem to have such unpleasant
ideas about love-making,” said Lord Caterham
plaintively.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02508">“It comes from reading <hi rend="italic">The Sheik</hi>,” said Bundle. “Desert
love. Throw her about, etc.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02509">“What is <hi rend="italic">The Sheik</hi>?” asked Lord Caterham simply.
“Is it a poem?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02510">Bundle looked at him with commiserating pity. Then
she rose and kissed the top of his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02511">“Dear old Daddy,” she remarked, and sprang lightly
out of the window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02512">Lord Caterham went back to the Sale Rooms.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02513">He jumped when addressed suddenly by Mr. Hiram
Fish, who had made his usual noiseless entry.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02514">“Good morning, Lord Caterham.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02515"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02516">“Oh, good morning,” said Lord Caterham. “Good
morning. Nice day.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02517">“The weather is delightful,” said Mr. Fish.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02518">He helped himself to coffee. By way of food, he took
a piece of dry toast.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02519">“Do I hear correctly that the embargo is removed?”
he asked after a minute or two. “That we are all free to
depart?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02520">“Yes—er—yes,” said Lord Caterham. “As a matter of
fact, I hoped, I mean that I shall be delighted”—his conscience
drove him on—“only too delighted if you will
stay on for a little.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02521">“Why, Lord Caterham——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02522">“It’s been a beastly visit, I know,” Lord Caterham hurried
on. “Too bad. Shan’t blame you for wanting to run
away.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02523">“You misjudge me, Lord Caterham. The associations
have been painful, no one could deny that point. But the
English country life, as lived in the mansions of the great,
has a powerful attraction for me. I am interested in the
study of those conditions. It is a thing we lack completely
in America. I shall be only too delighted to accept your
vurry kind invitation and stay on.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02524">“Oh, well,” said Lord Caterham, “that’s that. Absolutely
delighted, my dear fellow, absolutely delighted.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02525">Spurring himself on to a false geniality of manner,
Lord Caterham murmured something about having to see
his bailiff and escaped from the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02526">In the hall, he saw Virginia just descending the staircase.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02527">“Shall I take you into breakfast?” asked Lord Caterham
tenderly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02528">“I’ve had it in bed, thank you. I was frightfully sleepy
this morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02529">She yawned.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02530">“Had a bad night, perhaps?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02531">“Not exactly a bad night. From one point of view decidedly
a good night. Oh, Lord Caterham”—she slipped
her hand inside his arm and gave it a squeeze—“I <hi rend="italic">am</hi>
enjoying myself. You were a darling to ask me down.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02532">“You’ll stop on for a bit, then, won’t you? Battle is
lifting the—the embargo, but I want you to stay particularly.
So does Bundle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02533">“Of course I’ll stay. It’s sweet of you to ask me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02534">“Ah!” said Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02535">He sighed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02536">“What is your secret sorrow?” asked Virginia. “Has
anyone bitten you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02537">“That’s just it,” said Lord Caterham mournfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02538">Virginia looked puzzled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02539">“You don’t feel, by any chance, that you want to
throw a boot at me? No, I can see you don’t. Oh, well,
it’s of no consequence.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02540">Lord Caterham drifted sadly away, and Virginia
passed out through a side door into the garden.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02541">She stood there for a moment, breathing in the crisp
October air which was infinitely refreshing to one in her
slightly jaded state.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02542">She started a little to find Superintendent Battle at her
elbow. The man seemed to have an extraordinary knack
of appearing out of space without the least warning.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02543">“Good morning, Mrs. Revel. Not too tired, I hope?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02544">Virginia shook her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02545">“It was a most exciting night,” she said. “Well worth
the loss of a little sleep. The only thing is, to-day seems
a little dull after it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02546">“There’s a nice shady place down under that cedar
tree,” remarked the superintendent. “Shall I take a chair
down to it for you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02547">“If you think it’s the best thing for me to do,” said
Virginia solemnly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02548">“You’re very quick, Mrs. Revel. Yes, it’s quite true,
I do want a word with you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02549">He picked up a long wicker chair and carried it down
the lawn. Virginia followed him with a cushion under her
arm.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02550"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02551">“Very dangerous place, that terrace,” remarked the detective.
“That is, if you want to have a private conversation.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02552">“I’m getting excited again, Superintendent Battle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02553">“Oh, it’s nothing important.” He took out a big watch
and glanced at it. “Half-past ten. I’m starting for Wyvvern
Abbey in ten minutes to report to Mr. Lomax. Plenty
of time. I only wanted to know if you could tell me a
little more about Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02554">“About Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02555">Virginia was startled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02556">“Yes, where you first met him, and how long you’ve
known him and so forth.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02557">Battle’s manner was easy and pleasant enough. He
even refrained from looking at her, and the fact that he
did so made her vaguely uneasy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02558">“It’s more difficult than you think,” she said at last.
“He did me a great service once——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02559">Battle interrupted her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02560">“Before you go any further, Mrs. Revel, I’d just like
to say something. Last night, after you and Mr. Eversleigh
had gone to bed, Mr. Cade told me all about the
letters and the man who was killed in your house.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02561">“He did?” gasped Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02562">“Yes, and very wisely too. It clears up a lot of misunderstanding.
There’s only one thing he didn’t tell me—how
long he had known you. Now I’ve a little idea of
my own about that. You shall tell me if I’m right or
wrong. I think that the day he came to your house in
Pont Street was the first time you had ever seen him. Ah!
I see I’m right. It was so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02563">Virginia said nothing. For the first time she felt afraid
of this stolid man with the expressionless face. She understood
what Anthony had meant when he said there
were no flies on Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02564">“Has he ever told you anything about his life?” the
detective continued. “Before he was in South Africa, I
mean. Canada? Or before that, the Sudan? Or about his
boyhood?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02565">Virginia merely shook her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02566">“And yet I’d bet he’s got something worth telling.
You can’t mistake the face of a man who’s led a life of
daring and adventure. He could tell you some interesting
tales if he cared to.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02567">“If you want to know about his past life, why don’t
you cable to that friend of his, Mr. McGrath?” Virginia
asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02568">“Oh, we have. But it seems he’s up country somewhere.
Still, there’s no doubt Mr. Cade was in Bulawayo
when he said he was. But I wondered what he’d been
doing before he came to South Africa. He’d only had
that job with Castle’s about a month.” He took out his
watch again. “I must be off. The car will be waiting.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02569">Virginia watched him retreat to the house. But she did
not move from her chair. She hoped that Anthony might
appear and join her. Instead came Bill Eversleigh, with
a prodigious yawn.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02570">“Thank God, I’ve got a chance to speak to you at last,
Virginia,” he complained.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02571">“Well, speak to me very gently, Bill darling, or I shall
burst into tears.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02572">“Has some one been bullying you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02573">“Not exactly bullying me. Getting inside my mind and
turning it inside out. I feel as though I’d been jumped on
by an elephant.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02574">“Not Battle?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02575">“Yes, Battle. He’s a terrible man really.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02576">“Well, never mind Battle. I say, Virginia, I do love
you so awfully——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02577">“Not this morning, Bill. I’m not strong enough. Anyway,
I’ve always told you the best people don’t propose
before lunch.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02578">“Good Lord,” said Bill. “I could propose to you before
breakfast.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02579">Virginia shuddered.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02580"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02581">“Bill, be sensible and intelligent for a minute. I want
to ask your advice.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02582">“If you’d once make up your mind to it, and say you’d
marry me, you’d feel miles better, I’m sure. Happier, you
know, and more settled down.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02583">“Listen to me, Bill. Proposing to me is your <hi rend="italic">idée fixe</hi>.
All men propose when they’re bored and can’t think of
anything to say. Remember my age and my widowed
state, and go and make love to a pure young girl.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02584">“My darling Virginia—Oh, blast! here’s that French
idiot bearing down on us.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02585">It was indeed M. Lemoine, black-bearded and correct
of demeanour as ever.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02586">“Good morning, madame. You are not fatigued, I
trust?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02587">“Not in the least.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02588">“That is excellent. Good morning, Mr. Eversleigh.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02589">“How would it be if we promenaded ourselves a little,
the three of us?” suggested the Frenchman.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02590">“How about it, Bill?” said Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02591">“Oh, all right,” said the unwilling young gentleman
by her side.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02592">He heaved himself up from the grass, and the three of
them walked slowly along. Virginia between the two
men. She was sensible at once of a strange undercurrent
of excitement in the Frenchman, though she had no clue
as to what caused it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02593">Soon, with her usual skill, she was putting him at his
ease, asking him questions, listening to his answers, and
gradually drawing him out. Presently he was telling them
anecdotes of the famous King Victor. He talked well,
albeit with a certain bitterness, as he described the various
ways in which the detective bureau had been outwitted.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02594">But all the time, despite the real absorption of Lemoine
in his own narrative, Virginia had a feeling that
he had some other object in view. Moreover, she judged
that Lemoine, under cover of his story, was deliberately
striking out his own course across the park. They were
not just strolling idly. He was deliberately guiding them
in a certain direction.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02595">Suddenly, he broke off his story and looked round.
They were standing just where the drive intersected the
park before turning an abrupt corner by a clump of trees.
Lemoine was staring at a vehicle approaching them from
the direction of the house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02596">Virginia’s eyes followed his.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02597">“It’s the luggage cart,” she said, “taking Isaacstein’s
luggage and his valet to the station.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02598">“Is that so?” said Lemoine. He glanced down at his
own watch and started. “A thousand pardons. I have been
longer here than I meant—such charming company. Is it
possible, do you think, that I might have a lift to the
village?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02599">He stepped out on to the drive, and signalled with his
arm. The luggage cart stopped, and after a word or two
of explanation Lemoine climbed in behind. He raised his
hat politely to Virginia, and drove off.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02600">The other two stood and watched the cart disappearing
with puzzled expressions. Just as the cart swung round
the bend, a suit-case fell off into the drive. The cart went
on.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02601">“Come on,” said Virginia to Bill. “We’re going to see
something interesting. That suit-case was thrown out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02602">“Nobody’s noticed it,” said Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02603">They ran down the drive towards the fallen piece of
luggage. Just as they reached it, Lemoine came round the
corner of the bend on foot. He was hot from walking
fast.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02604">“I was obliged to descend,” he said pleasantly. “I
found that I had left something behind.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02605">“This?” said Bill, indicating the suit-case.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02606">It was a handsome case of heavy pigskin, with the
initials H. I. on it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02607"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02608">“What a pity!” said Lemoine gently. “It must have
fallen out. Shall we lift it from the road?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02609">Without waiting for a reply, he picked up the suit-case,
and carried it over to the belt of trees. He stooped
over it, something flashed in his hand, and the lock
slipped back.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02610">He spoke, and his voice was totally different, quick
and commanding.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02611">“The car will be here in a minute,” he said. “Is it in
sight?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02612">Virginia looked back towards the house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02613">“No.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02614">“Good.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02615">With deft fingers he tossed the things out of the suit-case.
Gold-topped bottle, silk pyjamas, a variety of socks.
Suddenly his whole figure stiffened. He caught up what
appeared to be a bundle of silk underwear, and unrolled
it rapidly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02616">A slight exclamation broke from Bill. In the centre of
the bundle was a heavy revolver.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02617">“I hear the horn,” said Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02618">Like lightning, Lemoine repacked the suit-case. The
revolver he wrapped in a silk handkerchief of his own,
and slipped into his pocket. He snapped the locks of the
suit-case, and turned quickly to Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02619">“Take it. Madame will be with you. Stop the car, and
explain that it fell off the luggage cart. Do not mention
me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02620">Bill stepped quickly down to the drive just as the big
Lanchester limousine with Isaacstein inside it came round
the corner. The chauffeur slowed down, and Bill swung
the suit-case up to him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02621">“Fell off the luggage cart,” he explained. “We happened
to see it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02622">He caught a momentary glimpse of a startled yellow
face as the financier stared at him, and then the car swept
on again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02623"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02624">They went back to Lemoine. He was standing with
the revolver in his hand, and a look of gloating satisfaction
in his face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02625">“A long shot,” he said. “A very long shot. But it came
off.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="22" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-022">
        <head>22 The Red Signal</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-022.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 22 The Red Signal.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-02626"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02627">Superintendent Battle was standing in the library at Wyvvern
Abbey.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02628">George Lomax, seated before a desk overflowing with
papers, was frowning portentously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02629">Superintendent Battle had opened proceedings by
making a brief and business-like report. Since then, the
conversation had lain almost entirely with George, and
Battle had contented himself with making brief and usually
monosyllabic replies to the other’s questions.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02630">On the desk, in front of George, was the packet of
letters Anthony had found on his dressing-table.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02631">“I can’t understand it at all,” said George irritably, as
he picked up the packet. “They’re in code, you say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02632">“Just so, Mr. Lomax.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02633">“And where does he say he found them—on his
dressing-table?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02634">Battle repeated, word for word, Anthony Cade’s
account of how he had come to regain possession of the
letters.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02635">“And he brought them at once to you? That was quite
proper—quite proper. But who could have placed them
in his room?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02636">Battle shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02637">“That’s the sort of thing you ought to know,” complained
George. “It sounds to me very fishy—very fishy
indeed. What do we know about this man Cade anyway?
He appears in a most mysterious manner—under highly
suspicious circumstances—and we know nothing whatever
about him. I may say that I, personally, don’t care
for his manner at all. You’ve made inquiries about him,
I suppose?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02638">Superintendent Battle permitted himself a patient
smile.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02639">“We wired at once to South Africa, and his story has
been confirmed on all points. He was in Bulawayo with
Mr. McGrath at the time he stated. Previous to their meeting,
he was employed by Messrs. Castle, the Tourist
Agents.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02640">“Just what I should have expected,” said George. “He
has the kind of cheap assurance that succeeds in a certain
type of employment. But about these letters—steps must
be taken at once—at once——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02641">The great man puffed himself out and swelled importantly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02642">Superintendent Battle opened his mouth, but George
forestalled him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02643">“There must be no delay. These letters must be decoded
without any loss of time. Let me see, who is the
man? There is a man—connected with the British Museum.
Knows all there is to know about ciphers. Ran the
department for us during the War. Where is Miss Oscar?
She will know. Name something like Win—Win——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02644">“Professor Wynward,” said Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02645">“Exactly. I remember perfectly now. He must be wired
to, immediately.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02646">“I have done so, Mr. Lomax, an hour ago. He will
arrive by the 12.10.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02647">“Oh, very good, very good. Thank Heaven, something
is off my mind. I shall have to be in town to-day. You
can get along without me, I suppose?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02648">“I think so, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02649">“Well, do your best, Battle, do your best. I am terribly
rushed just at present.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02650">“Just so, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02651">“By the way, why did not Mr. Eversleigh come over
with you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02652"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02653">“He was still asleep, sir. We’ve been up all night, as
I told you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02654">“Oh, quite so. I am frequently up nearly the whole
night myself. To do the work of thirty-six hours in
twenty-four, that is my constant task! Send Mr. Eversleigh
over at once when you get back, will you, Battle?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02655">“I will give him your message, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02656">“Thank you, Battle. I realize perfectly that you had to
repose a certain amount of confidence in him. But do you
think it was strictly necessary to take my cousin, Mrs.
Revel, into your confidence also?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02657">“In view of the name signed to those letters, I do, Mr.
Lomax.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02658">“An amazing piece of effrontery,” murmured George,
his brow darkened as he looked at the bundle of letters.
“I remember the late King of Herzoslovakia. A charming
fellow, but weak—deplorably weak. A tool in the hands
of an unscrupulous woman. Have you any theory as to
how these letters came to be restored to Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02659">“It’s my opinion,” said Battle, “that if people can’t get
a thing one way—they try another.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02660">“I don’t quite follow you,” said George.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02661">“This crook, this King Victor, he’s well aware by now
that the Council Chamber is watched. So he’ll let us have
the letters, and let us do the decoding, and let us find the
hiding-place. And then—trouble! But Lemoine and I between
us will attend to that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02662">“You’ve got a plan, eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02663">“I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’ve got a plan. But
I’ve got an idea. It’s a very useful thing sometimes, an
idea.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02664">Thereupon Superintendent Battle took his departure.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02665">He had no intention of taking George any further into
his confidence.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02666">On the way back, he passed Anthony on the road and
stopped.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02667">“Going to give me a lift back to the house?” asked
Anthony. “That’s good.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02668"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02669">“Where have you been, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02670">“Down to the station to inquire about trains.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02671">Battle raised his eyebrows.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02672">“Thinking of leaving us again?” he inquired.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02673">“Not just at present,” laughed Anthony. “By the way
what’s upset Isaacstein? He arrived in the car just as I
left, and he looked as though something had given him
a nasty jolt.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02674">“Mr. Isaacstein?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02675">“Yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02676">“I can’t say, I’m sure. I fancy it would take a good
deal to jolt him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02677">“So do I,” agreed Anthony. “He’s quite one of the
strong silent yellow men of finance.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02678">Suddenly Battle leant forward and touched the chauffeur
on the shoulder.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02679">“Stop, will you? And wait for me here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02680">He jumped out of the car, much to Anthony’s surprise.
But in a minute or two, the latter perceived M. Lemoine
advancing to meet the English detective, and gathered
that it was a signal from him which had attracted Battle’s
attention.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02681">There was a rapid colloquy between them, and then
the superintendent returned to the car and jumped in
again, biding the chauffeur drive on.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02682">His expression had completely changed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02683">“They’ve found the revolver,” he said suddenly and
curtly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02684">“What?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02685">Anthony gazed at him in great surprise.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02686">“Where?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02687">“In Isaacstein’s suit-case.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02688">“Oh, impossible!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02689">“Nothing’s impossible,” said Battle. “I ought to have
remembered that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02690">He sat perfectly still, tapping his knee with his hand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02691">“Who found it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02692">Battle jerked his head over his shoulder.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02693"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02694">“Lemoine. Clever chap. They think no end of him at
the Sûreté.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02695">“But doesn’t this upset all your ideas?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02696">“No,” said Superintendent Battle very slowly. “I can’t
say it does. It was a bit of a surprise, I admit, at first.
But it fits in very well with one idea of mine.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02697">“Which is?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02698">But the superintendent branched off on to a totally
different subject.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02699">“I wonder if you’d mind finding Mr. Eversleigh for
me, sir? There’s a message for him from Mr. Lomax.
He’s to go over to the Abbey at once.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02700">“All right,” said Anthony. The car had just drawn up
at the great door. “He’s probably in bed still.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02701">“I think not,” said the detective. “If you’ll look, you’ll
see him walking under the trees with Mrs. Revel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02702">“Wonderful eyes you have, haven’t you, Battle?” said
Anthony as he departed on his errand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02703">He delivered the message to Bill, who was duly disgusted.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02704">“Damn it all,” grumbled Bill to himself, as he strode
off to the house, “why can’t Codders sometimes leave
me alone? And why can’t these blasted Colonials stay in
their Colonies? What do they want to come over here
for, and pick out all the best girls? I’m fed to the teeth
with everything.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02705">“Have you heard about the revolver?” asked Virginia
breathlessly, as Bill left them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02706">“Battle told me. Rather staggering, isn’t it? Isaacstein
was in a frightful state yesterday to get away, but I
thought it was just nerves. He’s about the one person I’d
have pitched upon as being above suspicion. Can you see
any motive for his wanting Prince Michael out of the
way?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02707">“It certainly doesn’t fit in,” agreed Virginia thoughtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02708">“Nothing fits in anywhere,” said Anthony discontentedly.
“I rather fancied myself as an amateur detective to
begin with, and so far all I’ve done is to clear the character
of the French governess at vast trouble and some
little expense.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02709">“Is that what you went to France for?” inquired Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02710">“Yes, I went to Dinard and had an interview with the
Comtesse de Breteuil, awfully pleased with my own cleverness,
and fully expecting to be told that no such person
as Mademoiselle Brun had ever been heard of. Instead
of which I was given to understand that the lady in question
had been the mainstay of the household for the last
seven years. So, unless the Comtesse is also a crook, that
ingenious theory of mine falls to the ground.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02711">Virginia shook her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02712">“Madame de Breteuil is quite above suspicion. I know
her quite well, and I fancy I must have come across Mademoiselle
at the chateau. I certainly know her face quite
well—in that vague way one does know governesses and
companions and people one sits opposite to in trains. It’s
awful, but I never really look at them properly. Do you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02713">“Only if they’re exceptionally beautiful,” admitted
Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02714">“Well, in this case——” she broke off. “What’s the
matter?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02715">Anthony was staring at a figure which detached itself
from the clump of trees and stood there rigidly at attention.
It was the Herzoslovakian, Boris.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02716">“Excuse me,” said Anthony to Virginia, “I must just
speak to my dog a minute.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02717">He went across to where Boris was standing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02718">“What’s the matter? What do you want?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02719">“Master,” said Boris, bowing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02720">“Yes, that’s all very well, but you mustn’t keep following
me about like this. It looks odd.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02721">Without a word, Boris produced a soiled scrap of paper,
evidently torn from a letter, and handed it to Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02722">“What’s this?” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02723"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02724">There was an address scrawled on the paper, nothing
else.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02725">“He dropped it,” said Boris. “I bring it to the Master.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02726">“Who dropped it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02727">“The foreign gentleman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02728">“But why bring it to me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02729">Boris looked at him reproachfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02730">“Well, anyway, go away now,” said Anthony. “I’m
busy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02731">Boris saluted, turned sharply on his heel, and marched
away. Anthony rejoined Virginia, thrusting the piece of
paper into his pocket.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02732">“What did he want?” she asked curiously. “And why
do you call him your dog?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02733">“Because he acts like one,” said Anthony, answering
the last question first. “He must have been a retriever in
his last incarnation, I think. He’s just brought me a piece
of a letter which he says the foreign gentleman dropped.
I suppose he means Lemoine.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02734">“I suppose so,” acquiesced Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02735">“He’s always following me round,” continued Anthony.
“Just like a dog. Says next to nothing. Just looks
at me with his big round eyes. I can’t make him out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02736">“Perhaps he meant Isaacstein,” suggested Virginia.
“Isaacstein looks foreign enough, Heaven knows.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02737">“Isaacstein,” muttered Anthony impatiently. “Where
the devil does he come in?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02738">“Are you ever sorry that you’ve mixed yourself up in
all this?” asked Virginia suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02739">“Sorry? Good Lord, no. I love it. I’ve spent most of
my life looking for trouble, you know. Perhaps, this time,
I’ve got a little more than I bargained for.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02740">“But you’re well out of the wood now,” said Virginia,
a little surprised by the unusual gravity of his tone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02741">“Not quite.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02742">They strolled on for a minute or two in silence.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02743">“There are some people,” said Anthony, breaking the
silence, “who don’t conform to the signals. An ordinary
well-regulated locomotive slows down or pulls up when
it sees the red light hoisted against it. Perhaps I was born
colour blind. When I see the red signal—I can’t help
forging ahead. And in the end, you know, that spells
disaster. Bound to. And quite right really. That sort of
thing is bad for traffic generally.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02744">He still spoke very seriously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02745">“I suppose,” said Virginia, “that you have taken a
good many risks in your life?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02746">“Pretty nearly every one there is—except marriage.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02747">“That’s rather cynical.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02748">“It wasn’t meant to be. Marriage, the kind of marriage
I mean, would be the biggest adventure of the lot.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02749">“I like that,” said Virginia, flushing eagerly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02750">“There’s only one kind of woman I’d want to marry—the
kind who is worlds removed from my type of life.
What would we do about it? Is she to lead my life, or
am I to lead hers?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02751">“If she loved you——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02752">“Sentimentality, Mrs. Revel. You know it is. Love
isn’t a drug that you take to blind you to your surroundings—you
can make it that, yes, but it’s a pity—love can
be a lot more than that. What do you think the King and
his beggar maid thought of married life after they’d been
married a year or two? Didn’t she regret her rags and her
bare feet and her care-free life? You bet she did. Would
it have been any good renouncing his Crown for her
sake? Not a bit of good, either. He’d have made a
damned bad beggar, I’m sure. And no woman respects a
man when he’s doing a thing thoroughly badly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02753">“Have you fallen in love with a beggar maid, Mr.
Cade?” inquired Virginia softly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02754">“It’s the other way about with me, but the principle’s
the same.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02755">“And there’s no way out?” asked Virginia.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02756">“There’s always a way out,” said Anthony gloomily.
“I’ve a theory that one can always get anything one wants
if one will pay the price. And do you know what the
price is, nine times out of ten? Compromise. A beastly
thing, compromise, but it steals upon you as you near
middle age. It’s stealing upon me now. To get the woman
I want I’d—I’d even take up regular work.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02757">Virginia laughed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02758">“I was brought up to a trade, you know,” continued
Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02759">“And you abandoned it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02760">“Yes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02761">“Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02762">“A matter of principle.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02763">“Oh!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02764">“You’re a very unusual woman,” said Anthony suddenly,
turning and looking at her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02765">“Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02766">“You can refrain from asking questions.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02767">“You mean that I haven’t asked you what your trade
was?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02768">“Just that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02769">Again they walked on in silence. They were nearing
the house now, passing close by the scented sweetness
of the rose garden.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02770">“You understand well enough, I dare say,” said Anthony,
breaking the silence. “You know when a man’s in
love with you. I don’t suppose you care a hang for me—or
for anyone else—but, by God, I’d like to make you
care.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02771">“Do you think you could?” asked Virginia, in a low
voice.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02772">“Probably not, but I’d have a damned good try.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02773">“Are you sorry you ever met me?” she said suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02774">“Lord no. It’s the red signal again. When I first saw
you—that day in Pont Street, I knew I was up against
something that was going to hurt like fun. Your face did
that to me—just your face. There’s magic in you from
head to foot—some women are like that, but I’ve never
known a woman who had so much of it as you have.
You’ll marry some one respectable and prosperous, I suppose,
and I shall return to my disreputable life, but I’ll
kiss you once before I go—I swear I will.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02775">“You can’t do it now,” said Virginia softly. “Superintendent
Battle is watching us out of the library window.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02776">Anthony looked at her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02777">“You’re rather a devil, Virginia,” he said dispassionately.
“But rather a dear too.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02778">Then he waved his hand airily to Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02779">“Caught any criminals this morning, Battle?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02780">“Not as yet, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02781">“That sounds hopeful.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02782">Battle, with an agility surprising in so stolid a man,
vaulted out of the library window and joined them on the
terrace.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02783">“I’ve got Professor Wynward down here,” he announced
in a whisper. “Just this minute arrived. He’s
decoding the letters now. Would you like to see him at
work?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02784">His tone suggested that of the showman speaking of
some pet exhibit. Receiving a reply in the affirmative, he
led them up to the window and invited them to peep
inside.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02785">Seated at a table, the letters spread out in front of him
and writing busily on a big sheet of paper was a small
red-haired man of middle age. He grunted irritably to
himself as he wrote, and every now and then rubbed his
nose violently until its hue almost rivalled that of his hair.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02786">Presently he looked up.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02787">“That you, Battle? What you want me down here to
unravel this tomfoolery for? A child in arms could do it.
A baby of two could do it on its head. Call this thing a
cipher? It leaps to the eye, man.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02788">“I’m glad of that, Professor,” said Battle mildly. “But
we’re not all so clever as you are, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02789">“It doesn’t need cleverness,” snapped the Professor.
“It’s routine work. Do you want the whole bundle done?
It’s a long business, you know—requires diligent application
and close attention, and absolutely no intelligence.
I’ve done the one dated ‘Chimneys’ which you said was
important. I might as well take the rest back to London
and hand ’em over to one of my assistants. I really can’t
afford the time myself. I’ve come away now from a real
teaser, and I want to get back to it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02790">His eyes glistened a little.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02791">“Very well, Professor,” assented Battle. “I’m sorry
we’re such small fry. I’ll explain to Mr. Lomax. It’s just
this one letter that all the hurry is about. Lord Caterham
is expecting you to stay for lunch, I believe.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02792">“Never have lunch,” said the Professor. “Bad habit,
lunch. A banana and a water biscuit is all any sane and
healthy man should need in the middle of the day.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02793">He seized his overcoat, which lay across the back of
a chair. Battle went round to the front of the house, and
a few minutes later Anthony and Virginia heard the
sound of a car driving away.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02794">Battle rejoined them, carrying in his hand the half-sheet
of paper which the Professor had given him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02795">“He’s always like that,” said Battle, referring to the
departed Professor. “In the very deuce of a hurry. Clever
man, though. Well, here’s the kernel of Her Majesty’s
letter. Care to have a look at it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02796">Virginia stretched out a hand, and Anthony read it
over her shoulder. It had been, he remembered, a long
epistle, breathing mingled passion and despair. The genius
of Professor Wynward had transformed it into an
essentially business-like communication.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02797"><hi rend="italic">Operations carried out successfully, but S. double
crossed us. Has removed stone from hiding-place. Not in
his room. I have searched. Found following memorandum
which I think refers to it</hi>: “<seg rend="smallcaps">Richmond Seven
Straight Eight Left Three Right</seg>.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02798">“S.?” said Anthony. “Stylptitch, of course. Cunning
old dog. He changed the hiding-place.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02799">“Richmond,” said Virginia thoughtfully. “Is the diamond
concealed somewhere at Richmond, I wonder?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02800">“It’s a favourite spot for Royalties,” agreed Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02801">Battle shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02802">“I still think it’s a reference to something in this
house.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02803">“I know,” cried Virginia suddenly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02804">Both men turned to look at her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02805">“The Holbein portrait in the Council Chamber. They
were tapping on the wall just below it. And it’s a portrait
of the Earl of Richmond!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02806">“You’ve got it,” said Battle, and slapped his leg.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02807">He spoke with an animation quite unwonted.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02808">“That’s the starting-point, the picture, and the crooks
know no more than we do what the figures refer to. Those
two men in armour stand directly underneath the picture,
and their first idea was that the diamond was hidden in
one of them. The measurements might have been inches.
That failed, and their next idea was a secret passage or
stairway, or a sliding panel. Do you know of any such
thing, Mrs. Revel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02809">Virginia shook her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02810">“There’s a Priest’s Hole, and at least one secret passage,
I know,” she said. “I believe I’ve been shown them
once, but I can’t remember much about them now. Here’s
Bundle, she’ll know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02811">Bundle was coming quickly along the terrace towards
them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02812">“I’m taking the Panhard up to town after lunch,” she
remarked. “Anyone want a lift? Wouldn’t you like to
come, Mr. Cade? We’ll be back by dinner-time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02813">“No, thanks,” said Anthony. “I’m quite happy and
busy down here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02814">“The man fears me,” said Bundle. “Either my driving
or my fatal fascination! Which is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02815">“The latter,” said Anthony. “Every time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02816">“Bundle, dear,” said Virginia, “is there any secret passage
leading out of the Council Chamber?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02817">“Rather. But it’s only a mouldy one. Supposed to lead
from Chimneys to Wyvvern Abbey. So it did in the old,
old days, but it’s all blocked up now. You can only get
along it for about a hundred yards from this end. The
one upstairs in the White Gallery is ever so much more
amusing, and the Priest’s Hole isn’t half bad.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02818">“We’re not regarding them from an artistic standpoint,”
explained Virginia. “It’s business. How do you
get into the Council Chamber one?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02819">“Hinged panel. I’ll show you after lunch if you like.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02820">“Thank you,” said Superintendent Battle. “Shall we
say at 2.30?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02821">Bundle looked at him with lifted eyebrows.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02822">“Crook stuff?” she inquired.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02823">Tredwell appeared on the terrace.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02824">“Luncheon is served, my lady,” he announced.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="23" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-023">
        <head>23 Encounter in the Rose Garden</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-023.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 23 Encounter in the Rose Garden.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-02825"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02826">At 2.30 a little party met together in the Council Chamber:
Bundle, Virginia, Superintendent Battle, M. Lemoine
and Anthony Cade.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02827">“No good waiting until we can get hold of Mr. Lomax,”
said Battle. “This is the kind of business one wants
to get on with quickly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02828">“If you’ve got any idea that Prince Michael was murdered
by some one who got in this way, you’re wrong,”
said Bundle. “It can’t be done. The other end’s blocked
completely.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02829">“There is no question of that, milady,” said Lemoine
quickly. “It is quite a different search that we make.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02830">“Looking for something, are you?” asked Bundle
quickly. “Not the historic what-not, by any chance?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02831">Lemoine looked puzzled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02832">“Explain yourself, Bundle,” said Virginia encouragingly.
“You can when you try.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02833">“The thingummybob,” said Bundle. “The historic diamond
of purple princes that was pinched in the dark
ages before I grew to years of discretion.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02834">“Who told you this, Lady Eileen?” asked Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02835">“I’ve always known. One of the footmen told me
when I was twelve years old.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02836">“A footman,” said Battle. “Lord! I’d like Mr. Lomax
to have heard that!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02837">“Is it one of George’s closely guarded secrets?” asked
Bundle. “How perfectly screaming! I never really thought
it was true. George always was an ass—he must know
that servants always know everything.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02838">She went across to the Holbein portrait, touched a
spring concealed somewhere at the side of it, and immediately,
with a creaking noise, a section of the panelling
swung inward, revealing a dark opening.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02839">“Entrez, Messieurs et Mesdames,” said Bundle dramatically.
“Walk up, walk up, dearies. Best show of the
season, and only a tanner.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02840">Both Lemoine and Battle were provided with torches.
They entered the dark aperture first, the others close on
their heels.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02841">“Air’s nice and fresh,” remarked Battle. “Must be ventilated
somehow.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02842">He walked on ahead. The floor was of rough uneven
stone, but the walls were bricked. As Bundle had said,
the passage extended for a bare hundred yards. Then it
came to an abrupt end with a fallen heap of masonry.
Battle satisfied himself that there was no way of egress
beyond, and then spoke over his shoulder.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02843">“We’ll go back, if you please. I wanted just to spy out
the land, so to speak.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02844">In a few minutes they were back again at the panelled
entrance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02845">“We’ll start from here,” said Battle. “Seven straight,
eight left, three right. Take the first as paces.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02846">He paced seven steps carefully, and bending down examined
the ground.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02847">“About right, I should fancy. At one time or another,
there’s been a chalk mark made here. Now then, eight
left. That’s not paces, the passage is only wide enough
to go Indian file anyway.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02848">“Say it in bricks,” suggested Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02849">“Quite right, Mr. Cade. Eight bricks from the bottom
or the top on the left-hand side. Try from the bottom
first—it’s easier.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02850">He counted up eight bricks.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02851"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02852">“Now three to the right of that. One, two, three—Hullo—— Hullo,
what’s this?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02853">“I shall scream in a minute,” said Bundle, “I know I
shall. <hi rend="italic">What</hi> is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02854">Superintendent Battle was working at the brick with
the point of his knife. His practised eye had quickly seen
that this particular brick was different from the rest. A
minute or two’s work, and he was able to pull it right
out. Behind was a small dark cavity. Battle thrust in his
hand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02855">Every one waited in breathless expectancy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02856">Battle drew out his hand again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02857">He uttered an exclamation of surprise and anger.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02858">The others crowded round and stared uncomprehendingly
at the three articles he held. For a moment it seemed
as though their eyes must have deceived them.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02859">A card of small pearl buttons, a square of coarse knitting
and a piece of paper on which were inscribed a row
of capital E’s!</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02860">“Well,” said Battle. “I’m—I’m danged! What’s the
meaning of this?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02861">“<hi rend="italic">Mon Dieu</hi>,” muttered the Frenchman. “<hi rend="italic">Ça, c’est un
peu trop fort!</hi>”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02862">“But what does it mean?” cried Virginia, bewildered.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02863">“Mean?” said Anthony. “There’s only one thing it can
mean. The late Count Stylptitch must have had a sense
of humour! This is an example of that humour. I may
say that I don’t consider it particularly funny myself.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02864">“Do you mind explaining your meaning a little more
clearly, sir?” said Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02865">“Certainly. This was the Count’s little joke. He must
have suspected that his memorandum had been read.
When the crooks came to recover the jewel, they were
to find instead this extremely clever conundrum. It’s the
sort of thing you pin on to yourself at Book Teas, when
people have to guess what you are.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02866">“It has a meaning, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02867">“I should say, undoubtedly. If the Count had meant to
be merely offensive, he would have put a placard with
‘Sold’ on it, or a picture of a donkey or something crude
like that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02868">“A bit of knitting, some capital E’s, and a lot of buttons,”
muttered Battle discontentedly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02869">“<hi rend="italic">C’est inoui</hi>,” said Lemoine angrily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02870">“Cipher No. 2,” said Anthony. “I wonder whether Professor
Wynward would be any good at this one?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02871">“When was this passage last used, milady?” asked the
Frenchman of Bundle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02872">Bundle reflected.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02873">“I don’t believe anyone’s been into it for over two
years. The Priest’s Hole is the show exhibit for Americans
and tourists generally.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02874">“Curious,” murmured the Frenchman.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02875">“Why curious?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02876">Lemoine stooped and picked up a small object from
the floor.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02877">“Because of this,” he said. “This match has not lain
here for two years—not even for two days.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02878">Battle looked at the match curiously. It was of pink
wood, with a yellow head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02879">“Any of you ladies or gentlemen drop this, by any
chance?” he asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02880">He received a negative all round.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02881">“Well, then,” said Superintendent Battle, “we’ve seen
all there is to see. We might as well get out of here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02882">The proposal was assented to by all. The panel had
swung to, but Bundle showed them how it was fastened
from the inside. She unlatched it, swung it noiselessly
open, and sprang through the opening, alighting in the
Council Chamber with a resounding thud.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02883">“Damn!” said Lord Caterham, springing up from an
arm-chair in which he appeared to have been taking forty
winks.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02884">“Poor old father,” said Bundle. “Did I startle you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02885">“I can’t think,” said Lord Caterham, “why nobody
nowadays ever sits still after a meal. It’s a lost art. God
knows Chimneys is big enough, but even here there
doesn’t seem to be a single room where I can be sure of
a little peace. Good Lord, how many of you are there?
Reminds me of the Pantomimes I used to go to as a boy
when hordes of demons used to pop up out of trapdoors.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02886">“Demon No. 7,” said Virginia, approaching him, and
patting him on the head. “Don’t be cross. We’re just exploring
secret passages, that’s all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02887">“There seems to be a positive boom in secret passages
to-day,” grumbled Lord Caterham, not yet completely
mollified. “I’ve had to show that fellow Fish round them
all this morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02888">“When was that?” asked Battle quickly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02889">“Just before lunch. It seems he’d heard of the one in
here. I showed him that, and then took him up to the
White Gallery, and we finished up with the Priest’s Hole.
But his enthusiasm was waning by that time. He looked
bored to death. But I made him go through with it.” Lord
Caterham chuckled at the remembrance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02890">Anthony put a hand on Lemoine’s arm.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02891">“Come outside,” he said softly. “I want to speak to
you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02892">The two men went out together through the window.
When they had gone a sufficient distance from the house,
Anthony drew from his pocket the scrap of paper that
Boris had given him that morning.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02893">“Look here,” he said. “Did you drop this?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02894">Lemoine took it and examined it with some interest.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02895">“No,” he said. “I have never seen it before. Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02896">“Quite sure?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02897">“Absolutely sure, Monsieur.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02898">“That’s very odd.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02899">He repeated to Lemoine what Boris had said. The
other listened with close attention.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02900">“No, I did not drop it. You say he found it in that
clump of trees?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02901">“Well, I assumed so, but he did not actually say so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02902"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02903">“It is just possible that it might have fluttered out of
M. Isaacstein’s suit-case. Question Boris again.” He
handed the paper back to Anthony. After a minute or two
he said: “What exactly do you know of this man Boris?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02904">Anthony shrugged his shoulders.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02905">“I understood he was the late Prince Michael’s trusted
servant.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02906">“It may be so, but make it your business to find out.
Ask some one who knows, such as the Baron Lolopretjzyl.
Perhaps this man was engaged but a few weeks ago.
For myself, I have believed him honest. But who knows?
King Victor is quite capable of making himself into a
trusted servant at a moment’s notice.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02907">“Do you really think——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02908">Lemoine interrupted him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02909">“I will be quite frank. With me, King Victor is an
obsession. I see him everywhere. At this moment even I
ask myself—this man who is talking to me, this M. Cade,
is he, perhaps, King Victor?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02910">“Good Lord,” said Anthony, “you have got it badly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02911">“What do I care for the diamond? For the discovery
of the murderer of Prince Michael? I leave those affairs
to my colleague of Scotland Yard whose business it is.
Me, I am in England for one purpose, and one purpose
only, to capture King Victor and to capture him red-handed.
Nothing else matters.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02912">“Think you’ll do it?” asked Anthony, lighting a cigarette.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02913">“How should I know?” said Lemoine, with sudden
despondency.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02914">“H’m!” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02915">They had regained the terrace. Superintendent Battle
was standing near the French window in a wooden attitude.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02916">“Look at poor old Battle,” said Anthony. “Let’s go
and cheer him up.” He paused a minute, and said, “You
know, you’re an odd fish in some ways, M. Lemoine.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02917">“In what ways, M. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02918"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02919">“Well,” said Anthony, “in your place, I should have
been inclined to note down that address that I showed
you. It may be of no importance—quite conceivably. On
the other hand, it might be very important indeed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02920">Lemoine looked at him for a minute or two steadily.
Then, with a slight smile, he drew back the cuff of his
left coat sleeve. Pencilled on the white shirt-cuff beneath
were the words “Hurstmere, Langly Road, Dover.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02921">“I apologize,” said Anthony. “And I retire worsted.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02922">He joined Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02923">“You look very pensive, Battle,” he remarked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02924">“I’ve got a lot to think about, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02925">“Yes, I expect you have.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02926">“Things aren’t dovetailing. They’re not dovetailing at
all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02927">“Very trying,” sympathized Anthony. “Never mind,
Battle, if the worst comes to the worst, you can always
arrest me. You’ve got my guilty footprints to fall back
upon, remember.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02928">But the superintendent did not smile.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02929">“Got any enemies here that you know of, Mr. Cade?”
he asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02930">“I’ve an idea that the third footman doesn’t like me,”
replied Anthony lightly. “He does his best to forget to
hand me the choicest vegetables. Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02931">“I’ve been getting anonymous letters,” said Superintendent
Battle. “Or rather an anonymous letter, I should
say.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02932">“About me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02933">Without answering Battle took a folded sheet of cheap
notepaper from his pocket, and handed it to Anthony.
Scrawled on it in an illiterate handwriting were the
words:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02934">“Look out for Mr. Cade. He isn’t wot he seems.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02935">Anthony handed it back with a light laugh.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02936">“That’s all? Cheer up, Battle. I’m really a King in
disguise, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02937">He went into the house, whistling lightly as he walked
along. But as he entered his bedroom and shut the door
behind him, his face changed. It grew set and stern. He
sat down on the edge of the bed and stared moodily at
the floor.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02938">“Things are getting serious,” said Anthony to himself.
“Something must be done about it. It’s all damned awkward....”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02939">He sat there for a minute or two, then strolled to the
window. For a moment or two he stood looking out aimlessly,
and then his eyes became suddenly focused on a
certain spot, and his face lightened.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02940">“Of course,” he said. “The Rose Garden! That’s it!
The Rose Garden.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02941">He hurried downstairs again and out into the garden
by a side door. He approached the Rose Garden by a
circuitous route. It had a little gate at either end. He entered
by the far one, and walked up to the sundial which
was on a raised hillock in the exact centre of the garden.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02942">Just as Anthony reached it, he stopped dead and stared
at another occupant of the Rose Garden who seemed
equally surprised to see him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02943">“I didn’t know that you were interested in roses, Mr.
Fish,” said Anthony gently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02944">“Sir,” said Mr. Fish, “I am considerably interested in
roses.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02945">They looked at each other warily, as antagonists seek
to measure their opponents’ strength.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02946">“So am I,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02947">“Is that so?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02948">“In fact, I dote upon roses,” said Anthony airily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02949">A very slight smile hovered upon Mr. Fish’s lips and
at the same time Anthony also smiled. The tension
seemed to relax.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02950">“Look at this beauty now,” said Mr. Fish, stooping to
point out a particularly fine bloom. “Madame Abel Chatenay,
I pressoom it to be. Yes, I am right. This white
rose, before the war, was known as Frau Carl Drusky.
They have, I believe, renamed it. Over sensitive, perhaps
but truly patriotic. The La France is always popular. Do
you care for red roses at all, Mr. Cade? A bright scarlet
rose now——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02951">Mr. Fish’s slow, drawling voice was interrupted. Bundle
was leaning out of a first-floor window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02952">“Care for a spin to town, Mr. Fish? I’m just off.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02953">“Thank you, Lady Eileen, but I am vurry happy here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02954">“Sure you won’t change your mind, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02955">Anthony laughed and shook his head. Bundle disappeared.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02956">“Sleep is more in my line,” said Anthony, with a wide
yawn. “A good after luncheon nap!” He took out a cigarette.
“You haven’t got a match, have you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02957">Mr. Fish handed him a match-box. Anthony helped
himself, and handed back the box with a word of thanks.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02958">“Roses,” said Anthony, “are all very well. But I don’t
feel particularly horticultural this afternoon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02959">With a disarming smile, he nodded cheerfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02960">A thundering noise sounded from just outside the
house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02961">“Pretty powerful engine she’s got in that car of hers,”
remarked Anthony. “There, off she goes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02962">They had a view of the car speeding down the long
drive.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02963">Anthony yawned again, and strolled towards the
house.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02964">He passed in through the door. Once inside, he seemed
as though changed to quicksilver. He raced across the
hall, out through one of the windows on the farther side,
and across the park. Bundle, he knew, had to make a big
détour by the lodge gates, and through the village.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02965">He ran desperately. It was a race against time. He
reached the park wall just as he heard the car outside.
He swung himself up and dropped into the road.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02966">“Hi!” cried Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02967">In her astonishment, Bundle swerved half across the
road. She managed to pull up without accident. Anthony
ran after the car, opened the door, and jumped in beside
Bundle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02968">“I’m coming to London with you,” he said. “I meant
to all along.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02969">“Extraordinary person,” said Bundle. “What’s that
you’ve got in your hand?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02970">“Only a match,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02971">He regarded it thoughtfully. It was pink, with a yellow
head. He threw away his unlighted cigarette, and put the
match carefully into his pocket.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="24" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-024">
        <head>24 The House at Dover</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-024.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 24 The House at Dover.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-02972"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02973">“You don’t mind, I suppose,” said Bundle after a minute
or two, “if I drive rather fast? I started later than I meant
to do.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02974">It had seemed to Anthony that they were proceeding
at a terrific speed already, but he soon saw that that was
nothing compared to what Bundle could get out of the
Panhard if she tried.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02975">“Some people,” said Bundle, as she slowed down momentarily
to pass through a village, “are terrified of my
driving. Poor old father, for instance. Nothing would induce
him to come up with me in this old bus.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02976">Privately, Anthony thought Lord Caterham was entirely
justified. Driving with Bundle was not a sport to
be indulged in by nervous, middle-aged gentlemen.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02977">“But you don’t seem nervous a bit,” continued Bundle
approvingly, as she swept round a corner on two wheels.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02978">“I’m in pretty good training, you see,” explained Anthony
gravely. “Also,” he added, as an afterthought, “I’m
rather in a hurry myself.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02979">“Shall I speed her up a bit more?” asked Bundle
kindly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02980">“Good Lord, no,” said Anthony hastily. “We’re averaging
about fifty as it is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02981">“I’m burning with curiosity to know the reason of this
sudden departure,” said Bundle, after executing a fanfare
upon the Klaxon which must temporarily have deafened
the neighbourhood. “But I suppose I mustn’t ask? You’re
not escaping from justice, are you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02982"/>
        <p xml:id="p-02983">“I’m not quite sure,” said Anthony. “I shall know
soon.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02984">“That Scotland Yard man isn’t as much of a rabbit as
I thought,” said Bundle thoughtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02985">“Battle’s a good man,” agreed Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02986">“You ought to have been in diplomacy,” remarked
Bundle. “You don’t part with much information, do
you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02987">“I was under the impression that I babbled.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02988">“Oh! Boy! You’re not eloping with Mademoiselle
Brun, by any chance?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02989">“Not guilty!” said Anthony with fervour.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02990">There was a pause of some minutes during which
Bundle caught up and passed three other cars. Then she
asked suddenly:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02991">“How long have you known Virginia?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02992">“That’s a difficult question to answer,” said Anthony,
with perfect truth. “I haven’t actually met her very often,
and yet I seem to have known her a long time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02993">Bundle nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02994">“Virginia’s got brains,” she remarked abruptly. “She’s
always talking nonsense, but she’s got brains all right.
She was frightfully good out in Herzoslovakia, I believe.
If Tim Revel had lived he’d have had a fine career—and
mostly owing to Virginia. She worked for him tooth and
nail. She did everything in the world she could for him—and
I know why, too.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02995">“Because she cared for him?” Anthony sat looking
very straight ahead of him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02996">“No, because she didn’t. Don’t you see? She didn’t
love him—she never loved him, and so she did everything
on earth she could to make up. That’s Virginia all
over. But don’t you make any mistake about it. Virginia
was never in love with Tim Revel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02997">“You seem very positive,” said Anthony, turning to
look at her.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02998">Bundle’s little hands were clenched on the steering
wheel, and her chin was stuck out in a determined manner.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-02999">“I know a thing or two. I was only a kid at the time
of her marriage, but I heard one or two things, and knowing
Virginia I can put them together easily enough. Tim
Revel was bowled over by Virginia—he was Irish, you
know, and most attractive, with a genius for expressing
himself well. Virginia was quite young—eighteen. She
couldn’t go anywhere without seeing Tim in a state of
picturesque misery, vowing he’d shoot himself or take to
drink if she didn’t marry him. Girls believe these things—or
used to—we’ve advanced a lot in the last eight years.
Virginia was carried away by the feeling she thought
she’d inspired. She married him—and she was an angel
to him always. She wouldn’t have been half as much of
an angel if she’d loved him. There’s a lot of the devil in
Virginia. But I can tell you one thing—she enjoys her
freedom. And anyone will have a hard time persuading
her to give it up.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03000">“I wonder why you tell me all this?” said Anthony
slowly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03001">“It’s interesting to know about people, isn’t it? Some
people, that is.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03002">“I’ve wanted to know,” he acknowledged.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03003">“And you’d never have heard from Virginia. But you
can trust me for an inside tip from the stables. Virginia’s
a darling. Even women like her because she isn’t a bit
of a cat. And anyway,” Bundle ended, somewhat obscurely,
“one must be a sport, mustn’t one?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03004">“Oh, certainly,” Anthony agreed. But he was still puzzled.
He had no idea what had prompted Bundle to give
him so much information unasked. That he was glad of
it, he did not deny.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03005">“Here are the trams,” said Bundle, with a sigh. “Now,
I suppose, I shall have to drive carefully.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03006">“It might be as well,” agreed Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03007">His ideas and Bundle’s on the subject of careful driving
hardly coincided. Leaving indignant suburbs behind
them, they finally emerged into Oxford Street.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03008">“Not bad going, eh?” said Bundle, glancing at her
wrist watch.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03009">Anthony assented fervently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03010">“Where do you want to be dropped?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03011">“Anywhere. Which way are you going?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03012">“Knightsbridge way.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03013">“All right, drop me at Hyde Park Corner.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03014">“Good-bye,” said Bundle, as she drew up at the place
indicated. “What about the return journey?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03015">“I’ll find my own way back, thanks very much.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03016">“I <hi rend="italic">have</hi> scared him,” remarked Bundle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03017">“I shouldn’t recommend driving with you as a tonic
for nervous old ladies, but personally I’ve enjoyed it. The
last time I was in equal danger was when I was charged
by a herd of wild elephants.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03018">“I think you’re extremely rude,” remarked Bundle.
“We’ve not even had one bump to-day.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03019">“I’m sorry if you’ve been holding yourself in on my
account,” retorted Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03020">“I don’t think men are really very brave,” said Bundle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03021">“That’s a nasty one,” said Anthony. “I retire, humiliated.”
Bundle nodded and drove on. Anthony hailed a
passing taxi. “Victoria Station,” he said to the driver as
he got in.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03022">When he got to Victoria he paid off the taxi and inquired
for the next train to Dover. Unfortunately he had
just missed one.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03023">Resigning himself to a wait of something over an
hour, Anthony paced up and down, his brows knit. Once
or twice he shook his head impatiently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03024">The journey to Dover was uneventful. Arrived there,
Anthony passed quickly out of the station, and then, as
though suddenly remembering, he turned back again.
There was a slight smile on his lips as he asked to be
directed to Hurstmere, Langly Road.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03025">The road in question was a long one, leading right out
of the town. According to the porter’s instructions, Hurstmere
was the last house. Anthony trudged along steadily.
The little pucker had reappeared between his eyes. Nevertheless
there was a new elation in his manner, as always
when danger was near at hand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03026">Hurstmere was, as the porter had said, the last house
in Langly Road. It stood well back, enclosed in its own
grounds, which were ragged and overgrown. The place,
Anthony judged, must have been empty for many years.
A large iron gate swung rustily on its hinges, and the
name on the gatepost was half obliterated.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03027">“A lonely spot,” muttered Anthony to himself, “and a
good one to choose.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03028">He hesitated a minute or two, glanced quickly up and
down the road—which was quite deserted—and then
slipped quietly past the creaking gate into the overgrown
drive. He walked up it a little way, and then stood listening.
He was still some distance from the house. Not
a sound could be heard anywhere. Some fast yellowing
leaves detached themselves from one of the trees overhead
and fell with a soft rustling sound that was almost
sinister in the stillness. Anthony started; then smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03029">“Nerves,” he murmured to himself. “Never knew I had
such things before.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03030">He went on up the drive. Presently, as the drive
curved, he slipped into the shrubbery and so continued
his way unseen from the house. Suddenly he stood still,
peering out through the leaves. Some distance away a
dog was barking, but it was a sound nearer at hand that
had attracted Anthony’s attention.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03031">His keen hearing had not been mistaken. A man came
rapidly round the corner of the house, a short square,
thickset man, foreign in appearance. He did not pause
but walked steadily on, circling the house and disappearing
again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03032">Anthony nodded to himself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03033">“Sentry,” he murmured. “They do the thing quite
well.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03034">As soon as he had passed, Anthony went on, diverging
to the left, and so following in the footsteps of the sentry.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03035">His own footsteps were quite noiseless.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03036">The wall of the house was on his right, and presently
he came to where a broad blur of light fell on the gravelled
walk. The sound of several men talking together
was clearly audible.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03037">“My God! what double-dyed idiots,” murmured Anthony
to himself. “It would serve them right to be given
a fright.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03038">He stole up to the window, stooping a little so that he
should not be seen. Presently he lifted his head very carefully
to the level of the sill and looked in.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03039">Half a dozen men were sprawling round a table. Four
of them were big thickset men, with high cheek-bones,
and eyes set in Magyar slanting fashion. The other two
were rat-like little men with quick gestures. The language
that was being spoken was French, but the four big men
spoke it with uncertainty and a hoarse guttural intonation.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03040">“The Boss?” growled one of these. “When will he be
here?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03041">One of the smaller men shrugged his shoulders.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03042">“Any time now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03043">“About time, too,” growled the first man. “I have
never seen him, this Boss of yours, but, oh, what great
and glorious work might we not have accomplished in
these days of idle waiting!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03044">“Fool,” said the other little man bitingly. “Getting
nabbed by the police is all the great and glorious work
you and your precious lot would have been likely to accomplish.
A lot of blundering gorillas?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03045">“Aha!” roared another big thickset fellow. “You insult
the Comrades? I will soon set the sign of the Red Hand
round your throat.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03046">He half rose, glaring ferociously at the Frenchman, but
one of his companions pulled him back again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03047">“No quarreling,” he grunted. “We’re to work together.
From all I heard this King Victor doesn’t stand for being
disobeyed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03048"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03049">In the darkness, Anthony heard the footsteps of the
sentry coming his round again, and he drew back behind
a bush.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03050">“Who’s that?” said one of the men inside.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03051">“Carlo—going his rounds.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03052">“Oh! What about the prisoner?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03053">“He’s all right—coming round pretty fast now. He’s
recovered well from the crack on the head we gave him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03054">Anthony moved gently away.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03055">“God! what a lot,” he muttered. “They discuss their
affairs with an open window, and that fool Carlo goes
his round with the tread of an elephant, and the eyes of
a bat. And to crown all, the Herzoslovakians and the
French are on the point of coming to blows. King Victor’s
headquarters seem to be in a parlous condition. It
would amuse me, it would amuse me very much, to teach
them a lesson.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03056">He stood irresolute for a minute, smiling to himself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03057">From somewhere above his head came a stifled groan.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03058">Anthony looked up. The groan came again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03059">Anthony glanced quickly from left to right. Carlo was
not due round again just yet. He grasped the heavy Virginia
creeper and climbed nimbly till he reached the sill
of a window. The window was shut, but with a tool from
his pocket he soon succeeded in forcing up the catch.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03060">He paused a minute to listen, then sprang lightly inside
the room. There was a bed in the far corner and on that
bed a man was lying, his figure barely discernible in the
gloom.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03061">Anthony went over to the bed, and flashed his pocket
torch on the man’s face. It was a foreign face, pale and
emaciated, and the head was swathed in heavy bandages.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03062">The man was bound hand and foot. He stared up at
Anthony like one dazed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03063">Anthony bent over him, and as he did so he heard a
sound behind him and swung round, his hand travelling
to his coat pocket.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03064">But a sharp command arrested him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03065"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03066">“Hands up, sonny. You didn’t expect to see me here,
but I happened to catch the same train as you at Victoria.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03067">It was Mr. Hiram Fish who was standing in the doorway.
He was smiling and in his hand was a big blue
automatic.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="25" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-025">
        <head>25 Tuesday Night at Chimneys</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-025.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 25 Tuesday Night at Chimneys.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-03068"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03069">Lord Caterham, Virginia and Bundle were sitting in the
library after dinner. It was Tuesday evening. Some thirty
hours had elapsed since Anthony’s rather dramatic departure.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03070">For at least the seventh time Bundle repeated Anthony’s
parting words, as spoken at Hyde Park Corner.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03071">“I’ll find my own way back,” repeated Virginia
thoughtfully. “That doesn’t look as though he expected
to be away as long as this. And he’s left all his things
here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03072">“He didn’t tell you where he was going?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03073">“No,” said Virginia, looking straight in front of her.
“He told me nothing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03074">After this, there was a silence for a minute or two.
Lord Caterham was the first to break it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03075">“On the whole,” he said, “keeping an hotel has some
advantages over keeping a country house.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03076">“Meaning——?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03077">“That little notice they always hang up in your room.
Visitors intending departure must give notice before
twelve o’clock.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03078">Virginia smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03079">“I dare say,” he continued, “that I am old-fashioned
and unreasonable. It’s the fashion, I know, to pop in and
out of a house. Same idea as an hotel—perfect freedom
of action, and no bill at the end!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03080">“You are an old grouser,” said Bundle. “You’ve had
Virginia and me. What more do you want?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03081"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03082">“Nothing more, nothing more,” Lord Caterham assured
them hastily. “That’s not it at all. It’s the principle
of the thing. It gives one such a restless feeling. I’m quite
willing to admit that it’s been an almost ideal twenty-four
hours. Peace—perfect peace. No burglaries or other
crimes of violence, no detectives, no Americans. What I
complain of is that I should have enjoyed it all so much
more if I’d felt really secure. As it is, all the time I’ve
been saying to myself ‘One or other of them is bound to
turn up in a minute.’ And that spoilt the whole thing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03083">“Well, nobody has turned up,” said Bundle. “We’ve
been left severely alone—neglected, in fact. It’s odd the
way Fish disappeared. Didn’t he say anything?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03084">“Not a word. Last time I saw him he was pacing up
and down the Rose Garden yesterday afternoon, smoking
one of those unpleasant cigars of his. After that he seems
to have just melted into the landscape.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03085">“Somebody must have kidnapped him,” said Bundle
hopefully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03086">“In another day or two, I expect we shall have Scotland
Yard dragging the lake to find his dead body,” said
her father gloomily. “It serves me right. At my time of
life, I ought to have gone quietly abroad and taken care
of my health, and not allowed myself to be drawn into
George Lomax’s wild-cat schemes. I——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03087">He was interrupted by Tredwell.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03088">“Well,” said Lord Caterham irritably, “what is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03089">“The French detective is here, my lord, and would be
glad if you could spare him a few minutes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03090">“What did I tell you?” said Lord Caterham. “I knew
it was too good to last. Depend upon it, they’ve found
Fish’s dead body doubled up in the goldfish pond.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03091">Tredwell, in a strictly respectful manner, steered him
back to the point of issue.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03092">“Am I to say that you will see him, my lord?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03093">“Yes, yes. Bring him in here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03094">Tredwell departed. He returned a minute or two later
announcing in a lugubrious voice:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03095"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03096">“Monsieur Lemoine.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03097">The Frenchman came in with a quick, light step. His
walk, more than his face, betrayed the fact that he was
excited about something.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03098">“Good evening, Lemoine,” said Lord Caterham.
“Have a drink, won’t you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03099">“I thank you, no.” He bowed punctiliously to the ladies.
“At last I make progress. As things are, I felt that
you should be acquainted with the discoveries—the very
grave discoveries that I have made in the course of the
last twenty-four hours.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03100">“I thought there must be something important going
on somewhere,” said Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03101">“My lord, yesterday afternoon one of your guests left
this house in a curious manner. From the beginning, I
must tell you, I have had my suspicions. Here is a man
who comes from the wilds. Two months ago he was in
South Africa. Before that—where?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03102">Virginia drew a sharp breath. For a moment the
Frenchman’s eyes rested on her doubtfully. Then he went
on:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03103">“Before that—where? None can say. And he is just
such a one as the man I am looking for—gay, audacious,
reckless, one who would dare anything. I send cable after
cable, but I can get no word as to his past life. Ten years
ago he was in Canada, yes, but since then—silence. My
suspicions grow stronger. Then I picked up one day a
scrap of paper where he has lately passed along. It bears
an address—the address of a house in Dover. Later, as
though by chance, I drop that same piece of paper. Out
of the tail of my eye, I see this Boris, this Herzoslovakian,
pick it up and take it to his master. All along I have
been sure that this Boris is an emissary of the Comrades
of the Red Hand. We know that the Comrades are working
in with King Victor over this affair. If Boris recognized
his Chief in Mr. Anthony Cade, would he not do
just what he has done—transferred his allegiance? Why
should he attach himself otherwise to an insignificant
stranger? It was suspicious, I tell you, very suspicious.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03104">“But almost I am disarmed, for Anthony Cade brings
this same paper to me at once and asks me if I have
dropped it. As I say, almost I am disarmed—but not
quite! For it may mean that he is innocent, or it may
mean that he is very, very clever. I deny, of course, that
it is mine or that I dropped it. But in the meantime I have
set inquiries on foot. Only to-day I have news. The house
at Dover has been precipitately abandoned, but up till
yesterday afternoon it was occupied by a body of foreigners.
Not a doubt but that it was King Victor’s headquarters.
Now see the significance of these points.
Yesterday afternoon, Mr. Cade clears out from here precipitately.
Ever since he dropped that paper, he must
know that the game is up. He reaches Dover and immediately
the gang is disbanded. What the next move
will be, I do not know. What is quite certain is that Mr.
Anthony Cade will not return here. But knowing King
Victor, as I do, I am certain that he will not abandon the
game without having one more try for the jewel. And
that is when I shall get him!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03105">Virginia stood up suddenly. She walked across to the
mantelpiece and spoke in a voice that rang cold like steel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03106">“You are leaving one thing out of account, I think, M.
Lemoine,” she said. “Mr. Cade is not the only guest who
disappeared yesterday in a suspicious manner.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03107">“You mean, Madame——?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03108">“That all you have said applies equally well to another
person. What about Mr. Hiram Fish?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03109">“Oh, Mr. Fish!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03110">“Yes, Mr. Fish. Did you not tell us that first night that
King Victor had lately come to England from America?
So has Mr. Fish come to England from America. It is
true that he brought a letter of introduction from a very
well-known man, but surely that would be a simple thing
for a man like King Victor to manage. He is certainly
not what he pretends to be. Lord Caterham has commented
on the fact that when it is a question of the first
editions he is supposed to have come here to see he is
always the listener, never the talker. And there are several
suspicious facts against him. There was a light in his
window the night of the murder. Then take that evening
in the Council Chamber. When I met him on the terrace
he was fully dressed. <hi rend="italic">He</hi> could have dropped the paper.
You didn’t actually <hi rend="italic">see</hi> Mr. Cade do so. Mr. Cade may
have gone to Dover. If he did it was simply to investigate.
He may have been kidnapped there. I say that there is
far more suspicion attaching to Mr. Fish’s actions than
to Mr. Cade’s.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03111">The Frenchman’s voice rang out sharply:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03112">“From your point of view, that well may be, Madame.
I do not dispute it. And I agree that Mr. Fish is not what
he seems.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03113">“Well, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03114">“But that makes no difference. <hi rend="italic">You see, Madame, Mr.
Fish is a Pinkerton’s man.</hi>”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03115">“What?” cried Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03116">“Yes, Lord Caterham. He came over here to trail King
Victor. Superintendent Battle and I have known this for
some time.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03117">Virginia said nothing. Very slowly she sat down
again. With those few words the structure that she had
built up so carefully was scattered in ruins about her feet.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03118">“You see,” Lemoine was continuing, “we have all
known that eventually King Victor would come to Chimneys.
It was the one place we were sure of catching him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03119">Virginia looked up with an odd light in her eyes, and
suddenly she laughed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03120">“You’ve not caught him yet,” she said.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03121">Lemoine looked at her curiously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03122">“No, Madame. But I shall.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03123">“He’s supposed to be rather famous for outwitting
people, isn’t he?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03124">The Frenchman’s face darkened with anger.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03125">“This time, it will be different,” he said between his
teeth.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03126"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03127">“He’s a very attractive fellow,” said Lord Caterham.
“Very attractive. But surely—why, you said he was an
old friend of yours, Virginia?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03128">“That is why,” said Virginia composedly, “I think M.
Lemoine must be making a mistake.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03129">And her eyes met the detective’s steadily, but he appeared
in no wise discomfited.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03130">“Time will show, Madame,” he said.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03131">“Do you pretend that it was he who shot Prince Michael?”
she asked presently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03132">“Certainly.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03133">But Virginia shook her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03134">“Oh, no!” she said. “Oh, no! That is one thing I am
quite sure of. Anthony Cade never killed Prince Michael.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03135">Lemoine was watching her intently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03136">“There is a possibility that you are right, Madame,”
he said slowly. “A possibility, that is all. It may have
been the Herzoslovakian, Boris, who exceeded his orders
and fired that shot. Who knows, Prince Michael may have
done him some great wrong, and the man sought revenge.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03137">“He looks a murderous sort of fellow,” agreed Lord
Caterham. “The house-maids, I believe, scream when he
passes them in the passages.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03138">“Well,” said Lemoine. “I must be going now. I felt it
was due to you, my lord, to know exactly how things
stand.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03139">“Very kind of you, I’m sure,” said Lord Caterham.
“Quite certain you won’t have a drink? All right then.
Good night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03140">“I hate that man with his prim little black beard and
his eyeglasses,” said Bundle, as soon as the door had shut
behind him. “I hope Anthony <hi rend="italic">does</hi> snoo him. I’d love to
see him dancing with rage. What do you think about it
all, Virginia?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03141">“I don’t know,” said Virginia. “I’m tired. I shall go
up to bed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03142"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03143">“Not a bad idea,” said Lord Caterham. “It’s half-past
eleven.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03144">As Virginia was crossing the wide hall, she caught
sight of a broad back that seemed familiar to her discreetly
vanishing through a side door.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03145">“Superintendent Battle,” she called imperiously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03146">The superintendent, for it was indeed he, retraced his
steps with a shade of unwillingness.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03147">“Yes, Mrs. Revel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03148">“M. Lemoine has been here. He says—— Tell me, is
it true, really true, that Mr. Fish is an American detective?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03149">Superintendent Battle nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03150">“That’s right.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03151">“You have known it all along?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03152">Again Superintendent Battle nodded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03153">Virginia turned away towards the staircase.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03154">“I see,” she said. “Thank you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03155">Until that minute she had refused to believe.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03156">And now——?</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03157">Sitting down before her dressing-table in her own
room, she faced the question squarely. Every word that
Anthony had said came back to her fraught with a new
significance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03158">Was this the “trade” that he had spoken of?</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03159">The trade that he had given up. But then——</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03160">An unusual sound disturbed the even tenor of her
meditations. She lifted her head with a start. Her little
gold clock showed the hour to be after one. Nearly two
hours she had sat here thinking.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03161">Again the sound was repeated. A sharp tap on the
window-pane. Virginia went to the window and opened
it. Below on the pathway was a tall figure which even as
she looked stooped for another handful of gravel.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03162">For a moment Virginia’s heart beat faster—then she
recognized the massive strength and square-cut outline of
the Herzoslovakian, Boris.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03163">“Yes,” she said in a low tone. “What is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03164"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03165">At the moment it did not strike her as strange that
Boris should be throwing gravel at her window at this
hour of the night.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03166">“What is it?” she repeated impatiently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03167">“I come from the Master,” said Boris in a low tone
which nevertheless carried perfectly. “He has sent for
you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03168">He made the statement in a perfectly matter-of-fact
tone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03169">“Sent for me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03170">“Yes, I am to bring you to him. There is a note. I will
throw it up to you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03171">Virginia stood back a little, and a slip of paper,
weighted with a stone, fell accurately at her feet. She
unfolded it and read:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03172">“<hi rend="italic">My dear</hi> (Anthony had written),—<hi rend="italic">I’m in a tight
place, but I mean to win through. Will you trust me and
come to me?</hi>”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03173">For quite two minutes Virginia stood there, immovable,
reading those few words over again and again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03174">She raised her head, looking round the well-appointed
luxury of the bedroom as though she saw it with new
eyes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03175">Then she leaned out of the window again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03176">“What am I to do?” she asked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03177">“The detectives are the other side of the house, outside
the Council Chamber. Come down and out through this
side door. I will be there. I have a car waiting outside in
the road.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03178">Virginia nodded. Quickly she changed her dress for
one of fawn tricot, and pulled on a little fawn leather hat.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03179">Then, smiling a little, she wrote a short note, addressed
it to Bundle and pinned it to the pincushion.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03180">She stole quietly downstairs and undid the bolts of the
side door. Just a moment she paused, then, with a little
gallant toss of the head, the same toss of the head which
her ancestors had gone into action in the Crusades, she
passed through.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="26" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-026">
        <head>26 The 13th of October</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-026.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 26 The 13th of October.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-03181"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03182">At ten o’clock on the morning of Wednesday, the 13th
of October, Anthony Cade walked into Harridge’s Hotel
and asked for Baron Lolopretjzyl who was occupying a
suite there.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03183">After suitable and imposing delay, Anthony was taken
to the suite in question. The Baron was standing on the
hearthrug in a correct and stiff fashion. Little Captain
Andrassy, equally correct as to demeanour, but with a
slightly hostile attitude, was also present.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03184">The usual bows, clicking of heels, and other formal
greetings of etiquette took place. Anthony was, by now,
thoroughly conversant with the routine.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03185">“You will forgive this early call I trust, Baron,” he
said cheerfully, laying down his hat and stick on the table.
“As a matter of fact, I have a little business proposition
to make to you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03186">“Ha! Is that so?” said the Baron.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03187">Captain Andrassy, who had never overcome his initial
distrust of Anthony, looked suspicious.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03188">“Business,” said Anthony, “is based on the well-known
principle of supply and demand. You want something,
the other man has it. The only thing left to settle
is the price.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03189">The Baron looked at him attentively, but said nothing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03190">“Between a Herzoslovakian nobleman and an English
gentleman the terms should be easily arranged,” said Anthony
rapidly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03191">He blushed a little as he said it. Such words do not
rise easily to an Englishman’s lips, but he had observed
on previous occasions the enormous effect of such phraseology
upon the Baron’s mentality. True enough, the
charm worked.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03192">“That is so,” said the Baron approvingly, nodding his
head. “That is entirely so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03193">Even Captain Andrassy appeared to unbend a little,
and nodded his head also.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03194">“Very good,” said Anthony. “I won’t beat about the
bush any more——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03195">“What is that, you say?” interrupted the Baron. “To
beat about the bush? I do not comprehend?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03196">“A mere figure of speech, Baron. To speak in plain
English, <hi rend="italic">you</hi> want the goods, <hi rend="italic">we</hi> have them! The ship is
all very well, but it lacks a figurehead. By the ship, I
mean the Loyalist party of Herzoslovakia. At the present
minute you lack the principal plank of your political programme.
You are minus a Prince! Now supposing—only
supposing, that I could supply you with a Prince?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03197">The Baron stared.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03198">“I do not comprehend you in the least,” he declared.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03199">“Sir,” said Captain Andrassy, twirling his moustache
fiercely, “you are insulting!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03200">“Not at all,” said Anthony. “I’m trying to be helpful.
Supply and demand, you understand. It’s all perfectly fair
and square. No Princes supplied unless genuine—see
trademark. If we come to terms, you’ll find it’s quite all
right. I’m offering you the real genuine article—out of
the bottom drawer.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03201">“Not in the least,” the Baron declared again, “do I
comprehend you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03202">“It doesn’t really matter,” said Anthony kindly. “I just
want you to get used to the idea. To put it vulgarly, I’ve
got something up my sleeve. Just get hold of this. You
want a Prince. Under certain conditions, I will undertake
to supply you with one.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03203">The Baron and Andrassy stared at him. Anthony took
up his hat and stick again and prepared to depart.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03204"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03205">“Just think it over. Now, Baron, there is one thing
further. You must come down to Chimneys this evening—Captain
Andrassy also. Several very curious
things are likely to happen there. Shall we make an appointment?
Say in the Council Chamber at nine o’clock?
Thank you, gentlemen, I may rely upon you to be there?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03206">The Baron took a step forward and looked searchingly
in Anthony’s face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03207">“Mr. Cade,” he said, not without dignity, “it is not, I
hope, that you wish to make fun of me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03208">Anthony returned his gaze steadily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03209">“Baron,” he said, and there was a curious note in his
voice, “when this evening is over, I think you will be the
first to admit that there is more earnest than jest about
this business.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03210">Bowing to both the men, he left the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03211">His next call was in the City where he sent in his card
to Mr. Herman Isaacstein.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03212">After some delay, Anthony was received by a pale and
exquisitely dressed underling with an engaging manner,
and a military title.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03213">“You wanted to see Mr. Isaacstein, didn’t you?” said
the young man. “I’m afraid he’s most awfully busy this
morning—board meetings and all that sort of thing, you
know. Is it anything that I can do?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03214">“I must see him personally,” said Anthony, and added
carelessly. “I’ve just come up from Chimneys.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03215">The young man was slightly staggered by the mention
of Chimneys.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03216">“Oh!” he said doubtfully. “Well, I’ll see.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03217">“Tell him it’s important,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03218">“Message from Lord Caterham?” suggested the young
man.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03219">“Something of the kind,” said Anthony, “but it’s imperative
that I should see Mr. Isaacstein at once.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03220">Two minutes later, Anthony was conducted into a
sumptuous inner sanctum where he was principally impressed
by the immense size and roomy depths of the
leather-covered arm-chairs.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03221">Mr. Isaacstein rose to greet him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03222">“You must forgive my looking you up like this,” said
Anthony. “I know that you’re a busy man, and I’m not
going to waste more of your time than I can help. It’s
just a little matter of business that I want to put before
you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03223">Isaacstein looked at him attentively for a minute or
two out of his beady black eyes.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03224">“Have a cigar,” he said unexpectedly, holding out an
open box.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03225">“Thank you,” said Anthony. “I don’t mind if I do.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03226">He helped himself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03227">“It’s about this Herzoslovakian business,” continued
Anthony, as he accepted a match. He noted the momentary
flickering of the other’s steady gaze. “The murder
of Prince Michael must have rather upset the applecart.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03228">Mr. Isaacstein raised one eyebrow, murmured “Ah?”
interrogatively and transferred his gaze to the ceiling.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03229">“Oil,” said Anthony, thoughtfully surveying the polished
surface of the desk. “Wonderful thing, oil.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03230">He felt the slight start the financier gave.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03231">“Do you mind coming to the point, Mr. Cade?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03232">“Not at all. I imagine, Mr. Isaacstein, that if those Oil
concessions are granted to another company you won’t
be exactly pleased about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03233">“What’s the proposition?” asked the other, looking
straight at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03234">“A suitable claimant to the throne, full of pro-British
sympathies.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03235">“Where have you got him?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03236">“That’s my business.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03237">Isaacstein acknowledged the retort by a slight smile,
his glance had grown hard and keen.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03238">“The genuine article? I can’t stand for any funny business.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03239">“The absolute genuine article.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03240"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03241">“Straight?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03242">“Straight.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03243">“I’ll take your word for it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03244">“You don’t seem to take much convincing?” said Anthony,
looking curiously at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03245">Herman Isaacstein smiled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03246">“I shouldn’t be where I am now if I hadn’t learnt to
know whether a man is speaking the truth or not,” he
replied simply. “What terms do you want?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03247">“The same loan, on the same conditions, that you offered
to Prince Michael?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03248">“What about yourself?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03249">“For the moment, nothing, except that I want you to
come down to Chimneys to-night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03250">“No,” said Isaacstein, with some decision. “I can’t do
that.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03251">“Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03252">“Dining out—rather an important dinner.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03253">“All the same, I’m afraid you’ll have to cut it out—for
your own sake.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03254">“What do you mean?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03255">Anthony looked at him for a full minute before he
said slowly:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03256">“Do you know that they’ve found the revolver, the
one Michael was shot with? Do you know where they
found it? In your suit-case.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03257">“What?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03258">Isaacstein almost leapt from his chair. His face was
frenzied.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03259">“What are you saying? What do you mean?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03260">“I’ll tell you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03261">Very obligingly, Anthony narrated the occurrences in
connection with the finding of the revolver. As he spoke
the other’s face assumed a greyish tinge of absolute terror.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03262">“But it’s false,” he screamed out, as Anthony finished.
“I never put it there. I know nothing about it. It is a plot.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03263">“Don’t excite yourself,” said Anthony soothingly. “If
that’s the case you’ll easily be able to prove it.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03264">“Prove it? How can I prove it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03265">“If I were you,” said Anthony gently, “I’d come to
Chimneys to-night.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03266">Isaacstein looked at him doubtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03267">“You advise it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03268">Anthony leant forward and whispered to him. The financier
fell back in amazement, staring at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03269">“You actually mean——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03270">“Come and see,” said Anthony.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="27" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-027">
        <head>27 The 13th of October (contd.)</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-027.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 27 The 13th of October (contd.).</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-03271"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03272">The clock in the Council Chamber struck nine.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03273">“Well,” said Lord Caterham, with a deep sigh. “Here
they all are, just like little Bo Peep’s flock, back again
and wagging their tails behind them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03274">He looked sadly round the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03275">“Organ grinder complete with monkey,” he murmured,
fixing the Baron with his eye. “Nosy Parker of
Throgmorton Street——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03276">“I think you’re rather unkind to the Baron,” protested
Bundle, to whom these confidences were being poured
out. “He told me that he considered you the perfect example
of English hospitality amongst the <hi rend="italic">haute noblesse</hi>.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03277">“I daresay,” said Lord Caterham. “He’s always saying
things like that. It makes him most fatiguing to talk to.
But I can tell you I’m not nearly as much of the hospitable
English gentleman as I was. As soon as I can, I
shall let Chimneys to an enterprising American, and go
and live in an hotel. There, if anyone worries you, you
can just ask for your bill and go.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03278">“Cheer up,” said Bundle. “We seem to have lost Mr.
Fish for good.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03279">“I always found him rather amusing,” said Lord Caterham,
who was in a contradictory temper. “It’s that precious
young man of yours who has let me in for this.
Why should I have this Board meeting called in my
house? Why doesn’t he rent The Larches or Elmhurst, or
some nice villa residence like that at Streatham, and hold
his company meetings there?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03280">“Wrong atmosphere,” said Bundle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03281">“No one is going to play any tricks on us, I hope?”
said her father nervously. “I don’t trust that French fellow,
Lemoine. The French police are up to all sorts of
dodges. Put India-rubber bands round your arm, and then
reconstruct the crime and make you jump, and it’s registered
on a thermometer. I know that when they call out
‘Who killed Prince Michael?’ I shall register a hundred
and twenty-two, or something perfectly frightful, and
they’ll haul me off to gaol at once.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03282">The door opened and Tredwell announced:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03283">“Mr. George Lomax. Mr. Eversleigh.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03284">“Enter Codders, followed by faithful dog,” murmured
Bundle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03285">Bill made a bee-line for her, whilst George greeted
Lord Caterham in the genial manner he assumed for public
occasions.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03286">“My dear Caterham,” said George, shaking him by the
hand, “I got your message, and came over, of course.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03287">“Very good of you, my dear fellow, very good of you.
Delighted to see you.” Lord Caterham’s conscience always
drove him on to an excess of geniality when he was
conscious of feeling none. “Not that it was my message,
but that doesn’t matter at all.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03288">In the meantime, Bill was attacking Bundle in an undertone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03289">“I say. What’s it all about? What’s this I hear about
Virginia bolting off in the middle of the night? She’s not
been kidnapped, has she?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03290">“Oh, no,” said Bundle. “She left a note pinned to the
pincushion in the orthodox fashion.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03291">“She’s not gone off with anyone, has she? Not with
that Colonial Johnny? I never liked the fellow and, from
all I hear, there seems to be an idea floating around that
he himself is the super crook. But I don’t quite see how
that can be?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03292"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03293">“Why not?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03294">“Well, this King Victor was a French fellow, and
Cade’s English enough.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03295">“You don’t happen to have heard that King Victor was
an accomplished linguist, and, moreover, was half Irish?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03296">“Oh, Lord! Then that’s why he’s made himself scarce,
is it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03297">“I don’t know about his making himself scarce. He
disappeared the day before yesterday, as you know. But
this morning we got a wire from him, saying he would
be down here at 9 <seg rend="smallcaps">P.M.</seg> to-night, and suggesting that Codders
should be asked over. All these other people have
turned up as well—asked by Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03298">“It is a gathering,” said Bill, looking round. “One
French detective by window, one English ditto by fireplace.
Strong foreign element. The Stars and Stripes
don’t seem to be represented?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03299">Bundle shook her head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03300">“Mr. Fish has disappeared into the blue. Virginia’s not
here either. But every one else is assembled, and I have
a feeling in my bones, Bill, that we are drawing very
near to the moment when somebody says ‘James, the
footman,’ and everything is revealed. We’re only waiting
now for Anthony Cade to arrive.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03301">“He’ll never show up,” said Bill.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03302">“Then why call this company meeting, as Father calls
it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03303">“Ah, there’s some deep idea behind that. Depend upon
it. Wants us all here while he’s somewhere else—you
know the sort of thing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03304">“You don’t think he’ll come, then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03305">“No fear. Run his head into the lion’s mouth? Why,
the room’s bristling with detectives and high officials.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03306">“You don’t know much about King Victor, if you
think that would deter him. By all accounts, it’s the kind
of situation he loves above all, and he always manages
to come out on top.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03307">Mr. Eversleigh shook his head doubtfully.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03308"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03309">“That would take some doing—with the dice loaded
against him. He’ll never——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03310">The door opened again and Tredwell announced:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03311">“Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03312">Anthony came straight across to his host.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03313">“Lord Caterham,” he said, “I’m giving you a frightful
lot of trouble, and I’m awfully sorry about it. But I really
do think that to-night will see the clearing up of the mystery.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03314">Lord Caterham looked mollified. He had always had
a secret liking for Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03315">“No trouble at all,” he said heartily.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03316">“It’s very kind of you,” said Anthony. “We’re all here,
I see. Then I can get on with the good work.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03317">“I don’t understand,” said George Lomax weightily.
“I don’t understand in the least. This is all very irregular.
Mr. Cade has no standing—no standing whatever. The
position is a very difficult and delicate one. I am strongly
of the opinion——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03318">George’s flood of eloquence was arrested. Moving unobtrusively
to the great man’s side, Superintendent Battle
whispered a few words in his ear. George looked perplexed
and baffled.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03319">“Very well, if you say so,” he remarked grudgingly.
Then added in a louder tone, “I’m sure we are all willing
to listen to what Mr. Cade has to say.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03320">Anthony ignored the palpable condescension of the
other’s tone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03321">“It’s just a little idea of mine, that’s all,” he said cheerfully.
“Probably all of you know that we got hold of a
certain message in cipher the other day. There was a reference
to Richmond, and some numbers.” He paused.
“Well, we had a shot at solving it—and we failed. Now
in the late Count Stylptitch’s Memoirs (which I happen
to have read) there is a reference to a certain dinner—a
‘Flower’ dinner which every one attended wearing a
badge representing a flower. The Count himself wore the
exact duplicate of that curious device we found in the
cavity in the secret passage. It represented a Rose. If you
remember, it was all <hi rend="italic">rows</hi> of things—buttons, letter E’s,
and finally rows of knitting. Now, gentlemen, what is
there in this house that is arranged in rows? Books, isn’t
that so? Add to that, that in the catalogue of Lord Caterham’s
library there is a book called <hi rend="italic">The Life of the
Earl of Richmond</hi>, and I think you will get a very fair
idea of the hiding-place. Starting at the volume in question,
and using the numbers to denote shelves and books,
I think you will find that the—er—object of our search
is concealed in a dummy book, or in a cavity behind a
particular book.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03322">Anthony looked round modestly, obviously waiting
for applause.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03323">“Upon my word, that’s very ingenious,” said Lord Caterham.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03324">“Quite ingenious,” admitted George condescendingly.
“But it remains to be seen——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03325">Anthony laughed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03326">“The proof of the pudding’s in the eating—eh? Well,
I’ll soon settle that for you.” He sprang to his feet. “I’ll
go to the library——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03327">He got no further. M. Lemoine moved forward from
the window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03328">“Just one moment, Mr. Cade. You permit, Lord Caterham?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03329">He went to the writing-table and hurriedly scribbled a
few lines. He sealed them up in an envelope, and then
rang the bell. Tredwell appeared in answer to it. Lemoine
handed him the note.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03330">“See that that is delivered at once, if you please.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03331">“Very good, sir,” said Tredwell.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03332">With his usual dignified tread he withdrew.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03333">Anthony, who had been standing, irresolute, sat down
again.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03334">“What’s the big idea, Lemoine?” he asked gently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03335">There was a sudden sense of strain in the atmosphere.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03336">“If the jewel is where you say it is—well, it has been
there for over seven years—a quarter of an hour more
does not matter.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03337">“Go on,” said Anthony. “That wasn’t all you wanted
to say?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03338">“No, it was not. At this juncture, it is—unwise to permit
any one person to leave the room. Especially if that
person has rather questionable antecedents.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03339">Anthony raised his eyebrows, and lighted a cigarette.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03340">“I suppose a vagabond life is not very respectable,”
he mused.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03341">“Two months ago, Mr. Cade, you were in South Africa.
That is admitted. Where were you before that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03342">Anthony leaned back in his chair, idly blowing smoke
rings.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03343">“Canada. Wild North West.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03344">“Are you sure you were not in prison? A French
prison?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03345">Automatically, Superintendent Battle moved a step
nearer the door, as if to cut off a retreat that way, but
Anthony showed no signs of doing anything dramatic.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03346">Instead, he stared at the French detective, and then
burst out laughing.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03347">“My poor Lemoine. It is a monomania with you! You
do indeed see King Victor everywhere. So you fancy that
I am that interesting gentleman?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03348">“Do you deny it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03349">Anthony brushed a fleck of ash from his coat sleeve.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03350">“I never deny anything that amuses me,” he said
lightly. “But the accusation is really too ridiculous.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03351">“Ah! you think so?” The Frenchman leant forward.
His face was twitching painfully, and yet he seemed perplexed
and baffled—as though something in Anthony’s
manner puzzled him. “What if I tell you, Monsieur, that
this time—this time—I am out to get King Victor, and
nothing shall stop me!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03352">“Very laudable,” was Anthony’s comment. “You’ve
been out to get him before, though, haven’t you, Lemoine?
And he’s got the better of you. Aren’t you afraid
that that may happen again? He’s a slippery fellow, by
all accounts.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03353">The conversation had developed into a duel between
the detective and Anthony. Every one else in the room
was conscious of the tension. It was a fight to a finish
between the Frenchman, painfully in earnest, and the man
who smoked so calmly and whose words seemed to show
that he had not a care in the world.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03354">“If I were you, Lemoine,” continued Anthony, “I
should be very, very careful. Watch your step, and all
that sort of thing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03355">“This time,” said Lemoine grimly, “there will be no
mistake.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03356">“You seem very sure about it all,” said Anthony. “But
there’s such a thing as evidence, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03357">Lemoine smiled, and something in his smile seemed
to attract Anthony’s attention. He sat up and stubbed out
his cigarette.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03358">“You saw that note I wrote just now?” said the French
detective. “It was to my people at the inn. Yesterday I
received from France the fingerprints and the Bertillon
measurements of King Victor—the so-called Captain
O’Neill. I have asked for them to be sent up to me here.
In a few minutes we shall <hi rend="italic">know</hi> whether you are the
man!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03359">Anthony stared steadily at him. Then a little smile
crept over his face.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03360">“You’re really rather clever, Lemoine. I never thought
of that. The documents will arrive, you will induce me
to dip my fingers in the ink, or something equally unpleasant,
you will measure my ears and look for my distinguishing
marks. And if they agree——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03361">“Well,” said Lemoine, “if they agree—eh?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03362">Anthony leaned forward in his chair.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03363">“Well, if they do agree,” he said very gently, “what
then?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03364">“What then?” The detective seemed taken aback.
“But—I shall have proved then that you are King Victor!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03365">But for the first time, a shade of uncertainty crept into
his manner.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03366">“That will doubtless be a great satisfaction to you,”
said Anthony. “But I don’t quite see where it’s going to
hurt me. I’m not admitting anything, but supposing, just
for the sake of argument, that I was King Victor—I might
be trying to repent, you know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03367">“Repent?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03368">“That’s the idea. Put yourself in King Victor’s place,
Lemoine. Use your imagination. You’ve just come out
of prison. You’re getting on in life. You’ve lost the first
fine rapture of the adventurous life. Say, even, that you
meet a beautiful girl. You think of marrying and settling
down somewhere in the country where you can grow
vegetable marrows. You decide from henceforth to lead
a blameless life. Put yourself in King Victor’s place.
Can’t you imagine feeling like that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03369">“I do not think that I should feel like that,” said Lemoine
with a sardonic smile.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03370">“Perhaps you wouldn’t,” admitted Anthony. “But then
you’re not King Victor, are you? You can’t possibly
know what he feels like.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03371">“But it is nonsense, what you are saying there,” spluttered
the Frenchman.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03372">“Oh, no, it isn’t. Come now, Lemoine, if I’m King
Victor, what have you against me after all? You could
never get the necessary evidence in the old, old days,
remember. I’ve served my sentence, and that’s all there
is to it. I suppose you could arrest me for the French
equivalent of ‘Loitering with intent to commit a felony,’
but that would be poor satisfaction, wouldn’t it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03373">“You forget,” said Lemoine. “America! How about
this business of obtaining money under false pretences,
and passing yourself off as Prince Nicholas Obolovitch?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03374">“No good, Lemoine,” said Anthony, “I was nowhere
near America at the time. And I can prove that easily
enough. If King Victor impersonated Prince Nicholas in
America, then I’m not King Victor. You’re sure he <hi rend="italic">was</hi>
impersonated? That it wasn’t the man himself?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03375">Superintendent Battle suddenly interposed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03376">“The man was an impostor all right, Mr. Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03377">“I wouldn’t contradict you, Battle,” said Anthony.
“You have such a habit of being always right. Are you
equally sure that Prince Nicholas died in the Congo?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03378">Battle looked at him curiously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03379">“I wouldn’t swear to that, sir. But it’s generally believed.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03380">“Careful man. What’s your motto? Plenty of rope, eh?
I’ve taken a leaf out of your book. I’ve given M. Lemoine
plenty of rope. I’ve not denied his accusations.
But, all the same, I’m afraid he’s going to be disappointed.
You see I always believe in having something
up one’s sleeve. Anticipating that some little unpleasantness
might arise here, I took the precaution to bring a
trump card along with me. It—or rather he—is upstairs.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03381">“Upstairs?” said Lord Caterham, very interested.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03382">“Yes, he’s been having rather a trying time of it lately,
poor fellow. Got a nasty bump on the head from some
one. I’ve been looking after him.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03383">Suddenly the deep voice of Mr. Isaacstein broke in:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03384">“Can we guess who he is?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03385">“If you like,” said Anthony, “but——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03386">Lemoine interrupted with sudden ferocity:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03387">“All this is foolery. You think to outwit me yet again.
It may be true what you say—that you were not in America.
You are too clever to say it if it were not true. But
there is something else. Murder! Yes, murder. The murder
of Prince Michael. He interfered with you that night
as you were looking for the jewel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03388">“Lemoine, have you ever known King Victor to do
murder?” Anthony’s voice rang out sharply. “You know
as well—better than I do, that he has never shed blood.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03389">“Who else but you could have murdered him?” cried
Lemoine. “Tell me that!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03390"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03391">The last word died on his lips, as a shrill whistle
sounded from the terrace outside. Anthony sprang up, all
his assumed nonchalance laid aside.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03392">“You ask me who murdered Prince Michael?” he
cried. “I won’t tell you—I’ll <hi rend="italic">show</hi> you. That whistle was
the signal I’ve been waiting for. The murderer of Prince
Michael is in the library now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03393">He sprang out through the window, and the others
followed him as he led the way round the terrace, until
they came to the library window. He pushed the window,
and it yielded to his touch.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03394">Very softly he held aside the thick velvet curtain, so
that they could look into the room.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03395">Standing by the bookcase was a dark figure, hurriedly
pulling out and replacing volumes, so absorbed in the
task that no outside sound was heeded.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03396">And then, as they stood watching, trying to recognize
the figure that was vaguely silhouetted against the light
of the electric torch it carried, some one sprang past them
with a sound like the roar of a wild beast.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03397">The torch fell to the ground, was extinguished, and
the sounds of a terrific struggle filled the room. Lord
Caterham groped his way to the lights and switched them
on.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03398">Two figures were swaying together. And as they
looked the end came. The short sharp crack of a pistol
shot, and the smaller figure crumpled up and fell. The
other figure turned and faced them—it was Boris, his
eyes alight with rage.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03399">“She killed my Master,” he growled. “Now she tries
to shoot me. I would have taken the pistol from her and
shot her, but it went off in the struggle. St. Michael directed
it. The evil woman is dead.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03400">“A woman?” cried George Lomax.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03401">They drew nearer. On the floor, the pistol still clasped
in her hand, and an expression of deadly malignity on
her face, lay—Mademoiselle Brun.</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="28" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-028">
        <head>28 King Victor</head>
        <figure type="engraving">
          <graphic url="img/the-secret-of-chimneys-028.jpg"/>
          <figDesc>An engraving-style sketch for The Secret of Chimneys, 28 King Victor.</figDesc>
        </figure>
        <p xml:id="p-03402"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03403">“I suspected her from the first,” explained Anthony.
“There was a light in her room on the night of the murder.
Afterwards, I wavered. I made inquiries about her in
Brittany, and came back satisfied that she was what she
represented herself to be. I was a fool. Because the Comtesse
de Breteuil had employed a Mademoiselle Brun and
spoke highly of her, it never occurred to me that the real
Mademoiselle Brun might have been kidnapped on her
way to her new post, and that it might be a substitute
taking her place. Instead I shifted my suspicions to Mr.
Fish. It was not until he had followed me to Dover, and
we had had a mutual explanation that I began to see
clearly. Once I knew that he was a Pinkerton’s man, trailing
King Victor, my suspicions swung back again to their
original object.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03404">“The thing that worried me most was that Mrs. Revel
had definitely recognized the woman. Then I remembered
that it was only <hi rend="italic">after</hi> I had mentioned her being Madame
de Breteuil’s governess. And all she had said was that
that accounted for the fact that the woman’s face was
familiar to her. Superintendent Battle will tell you that a
deliberate plot was formed to keep Mrs. Revel from coming
to Chimneys. Nothing more nor less than a dead
body, in fact. And though the murder was the work of
the Comrades of the Red Hand, punishing supposed
treachery on the part of the victim, the staging of it, and
the absence of the Comrades’ sign manual, pointed to
some abler intelligence directing operations. From the
first, I suspected some connection with Herzoslovakia.
Mrs. Revel was the only member of the house party who
had been to the country. I suspected at first that some
one was impersonating Prince Michael, but that proved
to be a totally erroneous idea. When I realized the possibility
of Mademoiselle Brun’s being an impostor, and
added to that the fact that her face was familiar to Mrs.
Revel, I began to see daylight. It was evidently very important
that she should not be recognized, and Mrs. Revel
was the only person likely to do so.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03405">“But who was she?” said Lord Caterham. “Some one
Mrs. Revel had known in Herzoslovakia?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03406">“I think the Baron might be able to tell us,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03407">“I?” The Baron stared at him, then down at the motionless
figure.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03408">“Look well,” said Anthony. “Don’t be put off by the
make-up. She was an actress once, remember.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03409">The Baron stared again. Suddenly he started.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03410">“God in heaven,” he breathed, “it is not possible.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03411">“What is not possible?” asked George. “Who is the
lady? You recognize her, Baron?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03412">“No, no, it is not possible.” The Baron continued to
mutter. “She was killed. They were both killed. On the
steps of the Palace. Her body was recovered.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03413">“Mutilated and unrecognizable,” Anthony reminded
him. “She managed to put up a bluff. I think she escaped
to America, and has spent a good many years lying low
in deadly terror of the Comrades of the Red Hand. They
promoted the Revolution, remember, and, to use an expressive
phrase, they always had it in for her. Then King
Victor was released, and they planned to recover the diamond
together. She was searching for it that night when
she came suddenly upon Prince Michael, and he recognized
her. There was never much fear of her meeting him
in the ordinary way of things. Royal guests don’t come
in contact with governesses, and she could always retire
with a convenient <hi rend="italic">migraine</hi>, as she did the day the Baron
was here.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03414">“However, she met Prince Michael face to face when
she least expected it. Exposure and disgrace stared her in
the face. She shot him. It was she who placed the revolver
in Isaacstein’s suit-case, so as to confuse the trail,
and she who returned the letters.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03415">Lemoine moved forward.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03416">“She was coming down to search for the jewel that
night, you say,” he said. “Might she not have been going
to meet her accomplice, King Victor, who was coming
from outside? Eh? What do you say to that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03417">Anthony sighed.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03418">“Still at it, my dear Lemoine? How persistent you are!
You won’t take my hint that I’ve got a trump card up
my sleeve?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03419">But George, whose mind worked slowly, now broke
in.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03420">“I am still completely at sea. Who was this lady,
Baron? You recognize her, it seems?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03421">But the Baron drew himself up and stood very straight
and stiff.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03422">“You are in error, Mr. Lomax. To my knowledge I
have not this lady seen before. A complete stranger she
is to me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03423">“But——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03424">George stared at him—bewildered.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03425">The Baron took him into a corner of the room, and
murmured something into his ear. Anthony watched, with
a good deal of enjoyment, George’s face turning slowly
purple, his eyes bulging, and all the incipient symptoms
of apoplexy. A murmur of George’s throaty voice came
to him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03426">“Certainly ... certainly ... by all means ... no need
at all ... complicate situation ... utmost discretion.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03427">“Ah!” Lemoine hit the table sharply with his hand. “I
do not care about all this! The murder of Prince Michael—that
was not my affair. I want King Victor.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03428"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03429">Anthony shook his head gently.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03430">“I’m sorry for you, Lemoine. You’re really a very able
fellow. But, all the same, you’re going to lose the trick.
I’m about to play my trump card.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03431">He stepped across the room and rang the bell. Tredwell
answered it.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03432">“A gentleman arrived with me this evening, Tredwell.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03433">“Yes, sir, a foreign gentleman.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03434">“Quite so. Will you kindly ask him to join us here as
soon as possible?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03435">“Yes, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03436">Tredwell withdrew.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03437">“Entry of the trump card, the mysterious Monsieur X,”
remarked Anthony. “<hi rend="italic">Who is he?</hi> Can anyone guess?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03438">“Putting two and two together,” said Herman Isaacstein,
“what with your mysterious hints this morning, and
your attitude this afternoon, I should say there was no
doubt about it. Somehow or other you’ve managed to get
hold of Prince Nicholas of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03439">“You think the same, Baron?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03440">“I do. Unless yet another impostor you have put forward.
But that I will not believe. With me, your dealings
most honourable have been.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03441">“Thank you, Baron. I shan’t forget those words. So
you are all agreed?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03442">His eyes swept round the circle of waiting faces. Only
Lemoine did not respond, but kept his eyes fixed sullenly
on the table.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03443">Anthony’s quick ears had caught the sound of footsteps
outside in the hall.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03444">“And yet, you know,” he said with a queer smile,
“you’re all wrong!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03445">He crossed swiftly to the door and flung it open.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03446">A man stood on the threshold—a man with a neat
black beard, eyeglasses, and a foppish appearance
slightly marred by a bandage round the head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03447"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03448">“<hi rend="italic">Allow me to present you to the real Monsieur Lemoine
of the Sûreté.</hi>”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03449">There was a rush and a scuffle, and then the nasal
tones of Mr. Hiram Fish rose bland and reassuring from
the window.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03450">“No, you don’t, Sonny—not this way. I have been
stationed here this whole evening for the particular purpose
of preventing your escape. You will observe that I
have you covered well and good with this gun of mine.
I came over to get you, and I’ve got you—but you sure
are some lad!”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="29" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-029">
        <head>29 Further Explanations</head>
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        <p xml:id="p-03451"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03452">“You owe us an explanation, I think, Mr. Cade,” said
Herman Isaacstein, somewhat later in the evening.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03453">“There’s nothing much to explain,” said Anthony
modestly. “I went to Dover and Fish followed me under
the impression that I was King Victor. We found a mysterious
stranger imprisoned there, and as soon as we
heard his story we knew where we were. The same idea
again, you see. The real man kidnapped, and the false
one—in this case King Victor himself—takes his place.
But it seems that Battle here always thought there was
something fishy about his French colleague, and wired to
Paris for his fingerprints and other means of identification.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03454">“Ah!” cried the Baron. “The fingerprints. The Bertillon
measurements that that scoundrel talked about?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03455">“It was a clever idea,” said Anthony. “I admired it so
much that I felt forced to play up. Besides, my doing so
puzzled the false Lemoine enormously. You see, as soon
as I had given the tip about the ‘rows’ and where the
jewel really was, he was keen to pass on the news to his
accomplice, and at the same time to keep us all in that
room. The note was really to Mademoiselle Brun. He told
Tredwell to deliver it at once, and Tredwell did so by
taking it upstairs to the schoolroom. Lemoine accused me
of being King Victor, by that means creating a diversion
and preventing anyone from leaving the room. By the
time all that had been cleared up and we adjourned to
the library to look for the stone, he flattered himself that
the stone would be no longer there to find!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03456">George cleared his throat.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03457">“I must say, Mr. Cade,” he said pompously, “that I
consider your action in that matter highly reprehensible.
If the slightest hitch had occurred in your plans, one of
our national possessions might have disappeared beyond
the hope of recovery. It was foolhardy, Mr. Cade, reprehensibly
foolhardy.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03458">“I guess you haven’t tumbled to the little idea, Mr.
Lomax,” said the drawling voice of Mr. Fish. “That historic
diamond was never behind the books in the library.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03459">“Never?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03460">“Not on your life.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03461">“You see,” explained Anthony, “that little device of
Count Stylptitch’s stood for what it had originally stood
for—a Rose. When that dawned upon me on Monday
afternoon, I went straight to the Rose Garden. Mr. Fish
had already tumbled to the same idea. If, standing with
your back to the sundial, you take seven paces straight
forward, then eight to the left and three to the right, you
come to some bushes of a bright red rose called Richmond.
The house has been ransacked to find the hiding-place,
but nobody has thought of digging in the garden.
I suggest a little digging party to-morrow morning.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03462">“Then the story about the books in the library—”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03463">“An invention of mine to trap the lady. Mr. Fish kept
watch on the terrace, and whistled when the psychological
moment had arrived. I may say that Mr. Fish and I
established martial law at the Dover house, and prevented
the Comrades from communicating with the false Lemoine.
He sent them an order to clear out, and word was
conveyed to him that this had been done. So he went
happily ahead with his plans for denouncing me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03464">“Well, well,” said Lord Caterham cheerfully, “everything
seems to have been cleared up most satisfactorily.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03465">“Everything but one thing,” said Mr. Isaacstein.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03466">“What is that?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03467">The great financier looked steadily at Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03468"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03469">“What did you get me down here for? Just to assist at
a dramatic scene as an interested onlooker.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03470">Anthony shook his head.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03471">“No, Mr. Isaacstein. You are a busy man whose time
is money. Why did you come down here originally?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03472">“To negotiate a loan.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03473">“With whom?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03474">“Prince Michael of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03475">“Exactly. Prince Michael is dead. Are you prepared to
offer the same loan on the same terms to his cousin Nicholas?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03476">“Can you produce him? I thought he was killed in the
Congo?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03477">“He was killed all right. I killed him. Oh, no, I’m not
a murderer. When I say I killed him, I mean that I spread
the report of his death. I promised you a Prince, Mr.
Isaacstein. Will <hi rend="italic">I</hi> do?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03478">“You?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03479">“Yes, I’m the man. Nicholas Sergius Alexander Ferdinand
Obolovitch. Rather long for the kind of life I proposed
to live, so I emerged from the Congo as plain
Anthony Cade.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03480">Little Captain Andrassy sprang up.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03481">“But this is incredible—incredible,” he spluttered.
“Have a care, sir, what you say.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03482">“I can give you plenty of proofs,” said Anthony quietly.
“I think I shall be able to convince the Baron here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03483">The Baron lifted his hand.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03484">“Your proofs I will examine, yes. But of them for me
there is no need. Your word alone sufficient for me is.
Besides, your English mother you much resemble. All
along have I said: ‘This young man on one side or the
other most highly born is’.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03485">“You have always trusted my word, Baron,” said Anthony.
“I can assure you that in the days to come I shall
not forget.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03486">Then he looked over at Superintendent Battle whose
face had remained perfectly expressionless.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03487"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03488">“You can understand,” said Anthony with a smile,
“that my position has been extremely precarious. Of all
those in the house I might be supposed to have the best
reason for wishing Michael Obolovitch out of the way,
since I was the next heir to the Throne. I’ve been extraordinarily
afraid of Battle all along. I always felt that
he suspected me, but that he was held up by lack of
motive.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03489">“I never believed for a minute that you’d shot him,
sir,” said Superintendent Battle. “We’ve got a feeling in
such matters. But I knew that you were afraid of something,
and you puzzled me. If I’d known sooner who you
really were, I dare say I’d have yielded to the evidence,
and arrested you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03490">“I’m glad I managed to keep one guilty secret from
you. You wormed everything else out of me all right.
You’re a damned good man at your job, Battle. I shall
always think of Scotland Yard with respect.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03491">“Most amazing,” muttered George. “Most amazing
story I ever heard. I—I can really hardly believe it. You
are quite sure, Baron, that——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03492">“My dear Mr. Lomax,” said Anthony, with a slight
hardness in his tone, “I have no intention of asking the
British Foreign Office to support my claim without bringing
forward the most convincing documentary evidence.
I suggest that we adjourn now, and that you, the Baron,
Mr. Isaacstein and myself discuss the terms of the proposed
loan.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03493">The Baron rose to his feet, and clicked his heels together.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03494">“It will be the proudest moment of my life, sir,” he
said solemnly, “when I see you King of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03495">“Oh, by the way, Baron,” said Anthony carelessly,
slipping his hand through the other’s arm, “I forgot to
tell you. There’s a string tied to this. I’m married, you
know.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03496">The Baron retreated a step or two. Dismay overspread
his countenance.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03497"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03498">“Something wrong I knew there would be,” he
boomed. “Merciful God in Heaven! He has married a
black woman in Africa!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03499">“Come, come, it’s not so bad as all that,” said Anthony,
laughing. “She’s white enough—white all
through, bless her.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03500">“Good. A respectable morganatic affair it can be,
then.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03501">“Not a bit of it. She’s to play Queen to my King. It’s
no use shaking your head. She’s fully qualified for the
post. She’s the daughter of an English peer who dates
back to the time of the Conqueror. It’s very fashionable
just now for Royalties to marry into the aristocracy—and
she knows something of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03502">“My God!” cried George Lomax, startled out of his
usual careful speech. “Not—not—Virginia Revel?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03503">“Yes,” said Anthony. “Virginia Revel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03504">“My dear fellow,” cried Lord Caterham, “I mean—sir,
I congratulate you, I do indeed. A delightful creature.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03505">“Thank you, Lord Caterham,” said Anthony. “She’s
all you say and more.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03506">But Mr. Isaacstein was regarding him curiously.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03507">“You’ll excuse my asking your Highness, but when
did this marriage take place?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03508">Anthony smiled back at him.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03509">“As a matter of fact,” he said, “I married her this
morning.”</p>
      </div>
      <div type="chapter" n="30" xml:id="the-secret-of-chimneys-030">
        <head>30 Anthony Signs on for a New Job</head>
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        <p xml:id="p-03510"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03511">“If you will go on, gentlemen, I will follow you in a
minute,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03512">He waited whilst the others filed out, and then turned
to where Superintendent Battle was standing apparently
absorbed in examining the panelling.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03513">“Well, Battle? Want to ask me something, don’t you?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03514">“Well, I do, sir, though I don’t know how you knew
I did. But I always marked you out as being specially
quick in the uptake. I take it that the lady who is dead
was the late Queen Varaga?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03515">“Quite right, Battle. It’ll be hushed up, I hope. You
can understand what I feel about family skeletons.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03516">“Trust Mr. Lomax for that, sir. No one will ever know.
That is, a lot of people will know, but it won’t get about.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03517">“Was that what you wanted to ask me about?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03518">“No, sir—that was only in passing. I was curious to
know just what made you drop your own name—if I’m
not taking too much of a liberty?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03519">“Not a bit. I’ll tell you. I killed myself from the purest
motives, Battle. My mother was English, I’d been educated
in England, and I was far more interested in England
than in Herzoslovakia. And I felt an absolute fool
knocking about the world with a comic opera title tacked
on to me. You see, when I was very young, I had democratic
ideas. Believed in the purity of ideals, and the
equality of all men. I especially disbelieved in Kings and
Princes.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03520">“And since then?” asked Battle shrewdly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03521"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03522">“Oh, since then, I’ve travelled and seen the world.
There’s damned little equality going about. Mind you, I
still believe in democracy. But you’ve got to force it on
people with a strong hand—ram it down their throats.
Men don’t want to be brothers—they may some day, but
they don’t now. My final belief in the Brotherhood of
Man died the day I arrived in London last week, when I
observed the people standing in a Tube train resolutely
refuse to move up and make room for those who entered.
You won’t turn people into angels by appealing to their
better natures just yet awhile—but by judicious force you
can coerce them into behaving more or less decently to
one another to go on with. I still believe in the Brotherhood
of Man, but it’s not coming yet awhile. Say another
ten thousand years or so. It’s no good being
impatient. Evolution is a slow process.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03523">“I’m very interested in these views of yours, sir,” said
Battle with a twinkle. “And if you’ll allow me to say so,
I’m sure you’ll make a very fine King out there.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03524">“Thank you, Battle,” said Anthony with a sigh.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03525">“You don’t seem very happy about it, sir?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03526">“Oh, I don’t know. I dare say it will be rather fun.
But it’s tying oneself down to regular work. I’ve always
avoided that before.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03527">“But you consider it your duty, I suppose, sir?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03528">“Good Lord, no! What an idea. It’s a woman—it’s
always a woman, Battle. I’d do more than be a King for
her sake.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03529">“Quite so, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03530">“I’ve arranged it so that the Baron and Isaacstein can’t
kick. The one wants a King and the other wants oil.
They’ll both get what they want, and I’ve got—Oh, Lord,
Battle, have you ever been in love?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03531">“I am much attached to Mrs. Battle, sir.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03532">“Much attached to Mrs.—Oh, you don’t know what
I’m talking about! It’s entirely different!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03533">“Excuse me, sir, that man of yours is waiting outside
the window.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03534"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03535">“Boris? So he is. He’s a wonderful fellow. It’s a mercy
that pistol went off in the struggle and killed the lady.
Otherwise Boris would have wrung her neck as sure as
Fate, and then you would have wanted to hang him. His
attachment to the Obolovitch dynasty is remarkable. The
queer thing was that as soon as Michael was dead he
attached himself to me—and yet he couldn’t possibly
have known who I really was.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03536">“Instinct,” said Battle. “Like a dog.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03537">“Very awkward instinct I thought it at the time. I was
afraid it might give the show away to you. I suppose I’d
better see what he wants.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03538">He went out through the window. Superintendent Battle,
left alone, looked after him for a minute, then apparently
addressed the panelling.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03539">“He’ll do,” said Superintendent Battle.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03540">Outside, Boris explained himself.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03541">“Master,” said he, and led the way along the terrace.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03542">Anthony followed him, wondering what was forward.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03543">Presently Boris stopped and pointed with his forefinger.
It was moonlight, and in front of them was a stone
seat on which sat two figures.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03544">“He <hi rend="italic">is</hi> a dog,” said Anthony to himself. “And what’s
more, a pointer!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03545">He strode forward. Boris melted into the shadows.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03546">The two figures rose to meet him. One of them was
Virginia—the other——</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03547">“Hullo, Joe,” said a well remembered voice. “This is
a great girl of yours.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03548">“Jimmy McGrath, by all that’s wonderful,” cried Anthony.
“How in the name of fortune did you get here?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03549">“That trip of mine into the interior went phut. Then
some Dagos came monkeying round. Wanted to buy that
manuscript off me. Next thing I as near as nothing got a
knife in the back one night. That made me think that I’d
handed you out a bigger job than I knew. I thought you
might need help, and I came along after you by the very
next boat.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03550"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03551">“Wasn’t it splendid of him?” said Virginia. She
squeezed Jimmy’s arm. “Why didn’t you ever tell me
how frightfully nice he was? You are, Jimmy, you’re a
perfect dear.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03552">“You two seem to be getting along all right,” said
Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03553">“Sure thing,” said Jimmy. “I was snooping round for
news of you, when I connected with this dame. She
wasn’t at all what I thought she’d be—some swell
haughty Society lady that’d scare the life out of me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03554">“He told me all about the letters,” said Virginia. “And
I feel almost ashamed not to have been in real trouble
over them when he was such a knight-errant.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03555">“If I’d known what you were like,” said Jimmy gallantly,
“I’d not have given him the letters. I’d have
brought them to you myself. Say, young man, is the fun
really over? Is there nothing for me to do?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03556">“By Jove,” said Anthony, “there is! Wait a minute.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03557">He disappeared into the house. In a minute or two he
returned with a paper package which he cast into
Jimmy’s arms.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03558">“Go round to the garage and help yourself to a likely
looking car. Beat it to London and deliver that parcel at
17, Everdean Square. That’s Mr. Balderson’s private address.
In exchange he’ll hand you a thousand pounds.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03559">“What? It’s not the Memoirs? I understood that they’d
been burnt.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03560">“What do you take me for?” demanded Anthony.
“You don’t think I’d fall for a story like that, do you? I
rang up the publishers at once, found out that the other
was a fake call, and arranged accordingly. I made up a
dummy package as I’d been directed to do. But I put the
real package in the Manager’s safe and handed over the
dummy. The Memoirs have never been out of my possession.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03561">“Bully for you, my son,” said Jimmy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03562">“Oh, Anthony,” cried Virginia. “You’re not going to
let them be published?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03563"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03564">“I can’t help myself. I can’t let a pal like Jimmy down.
But you needn’t worry. I’ve had time to wade through
them, and I see now why people always hint that bigwigs
don’t write their own reminiscences but hire some one to
do it for them. As a writer, Stylptitch is an insufferable
bore. He proses on about statecraft, and doesn’t go in for
any racy and indiscreet anecdotes. His ruling passion of
secrecy held strong to the end. There’s not a word in the
Memoirs from beginning to end to flutter the susceptibilities
of the most difficult politician. I rang up Balderson
to-day, and arranged with him that I’d deliver the
manuscript to-night before midnight. But Jimmy can do
his own dirty work now that’s he’s here.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03565">“I’m off,” said Jimmy. “I like the idea of that thousand
pounds—especially when I’d made up my mind I was
down and out.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03566">“Half a second,” said Anthony. “I’ve got a confession
to make to you, Virginia. Something that every one else
knows, but that I haven’t yet told you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03567">“I don’t mind how many strange women you’ve loved
so long as you don’t tell me about them.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03568">“Women!” said Anthony, with a virtuous air. “Women
indeed? You ask James here what kind of women I was
going about with last time he saw me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03569">“Frumps,” said Jimmy solemnly. “Utter frumps. Not
one a day under forty-five.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03570">“Thank you, Jimmy,” said Anthony, “you’re a true
friend. No, it’s much worse than that. I’ve deceived you
as to my real name.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03571">“Is it very dreadful?” said Virginia, with interest. “It
isn’t something silly like Pobbles, is it? Fancy being
called Mrs. Pobbles.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03572">“You are always thinking the worst of me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03573">“I admit that I did once think you were King Victor,
but only for about a minute and a half.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03574">“By the way, Jimmy, I’ve got a job for you—gold
prospecting in the rocky fastnesses of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03575">“Is there gold there?” asked Jimmy eagerly.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03576"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03577">“Sure to be,” said Anthony. “It’s a wonderful country.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03578">“So you’re taking my advice and going there?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03579">“Yes,” said Anthony. “Your advice was worth more
than you knew. Now for the confession. I wasn’t changed
at nurse, or anything romantic like that, but nevertheless
I am really Prince Nicholas Obolovitch of Herzoslovakia.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03580">“Oh, Anthony,” cried Virginia. “How perfectly
screaming! And I have married you! What are we going
to do about it?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03581">“We’ll go to Herzoslovakia and pretend to be Kings
and Queens. Jimmy McGrath once said that the average
life of a King or Queen out there is under four years. I
hope you don’t mind?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03582">“Mind?” cried Virginia. “I shall love it!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03583">“Isn’t she great?” murmured Jimmy.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03584">Then, discreetly, he faded into the night. A few
minutes later the sound of a car was heard.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03585">“Nothing like letting a man do his own dirty work,”
said Anthony, with satisfaction. “Besides, I didn’t know
how else to get rid of him. Since we were married I’ve
not had one minute alone with you.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03586">“We’ll have a lot of fun,” said Virginia. “Teaching the
brigands not to be brigands, and the assassins not to assassinate,
and generally improving the moral tone of the
country.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03587">“I like to hear these pure ideals,” said Anthony. “It
makes me feel my sacrifice has not been in vain.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03588">“Rot,” said Virginia calmly, “you’ll enjoy being a
King. It’s in your blood, you know. You were brought
up to the trade of Royalty, and you’ve got a natural aptitude
for it, just like plumbers have a natural bent for
plumbing.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03589">“I never think they have,” said Anthony. “But damn
it all, don’t let’s waste time talking about plumbers. Do
you know that at this very minute I’m supposed to be
deep in conference with Isaacstein and old Lollipop?
They want to talk about oil. Oil, my God! They can just
await my kingly pleasure. Virginia, do you remember my
telling you once that I’d have a damned good try to make
you care for me.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03590">“I remember,” said Virginia softly. “But Superintendent
Battle was looking out of the window.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03591">“Well, he isn’t now,” said Anthony.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03592">He caught her suddenly to him, kissing her eyelids,
her lips, the green gold of her hair....</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03593">“I do love you so, Virginia,” he whispered. “I do love
you so. Do you love me?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03594">He looked down at her—sure of the answer.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03595">Her head rested against his shoulder, and very low, in
a sweet shaken voice, she answered:</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03596">“Not a bit!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03597">“You little devil,” cried Anthony, kissing her again.
“Now I know for certain that I shall love you until I
die....”</p>
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        <head>31 Sundry Details</head>
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        <p xml:id="p-03599">Scene—Chimneys, 11 <seg rend="smallcaps">A.M.</seg> Thursday morning.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03600">Johnson, the police constable, with his coat off, digging.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03601">Something in the nature of a funeral feeling seems to
be in the air. The friends and relations stand round the
grave that Johnson is digging.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03602">George Lomax has the air of the principal beneficiary
under the will of the deceased. Superintendent Battle,
with his immovable face, seems pleased that the funeral
arrangements have gone so nicely. As the undertaker, it
reflects credit upon him. Lord Caterham has that solemn
and shocked look which Englishmen assume when a religious
ceremony is in progress.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03603">Mr. Fish does not fit into the picture so well. He is
not sufficiently grave.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03604">Johnson bends to his task. Suddenly he straightens up.
A little stir of excitement passes round.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03605">“That’ll do, sonny,” says Mr. Fish. “We shall do
nicely now.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03606">One perceives at once that he is really the family physician.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03607">Johnson retires. Mr. Fish, with due solemnity, stoops
over the excavation. The surgeon is about to operate.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03608">He brings out a small canvas package. With much
ceremony he hands it to Superintendent Battle. The latter,
in his turn, hands it to George Lomax. The etiquette of
the situation has now been fully complied with.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03609">George Lomax unwraps the package, slits up the oil-silk
inside it, burrows into further wrapping. For a moment
he holds something on the palm of his hand—then
quickly shrouds it once more in cotton wool.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03610">He clears his throat.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03611">“At this auspicious minute,” he begins, with the clear
delivery of the practised speaker.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03612">Lord Caterham beats a precipitate retreat. On the terrace
he finds his daughter.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03613">“Bundle, is that car of yours in order?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03614">“Yes. Why?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03615">“Then take me up to town in it immediately. I’m going
abroad at once—to-day.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03616">“But, father——”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03617">“Don’t argue with me, Bundle. George Lomax told
me when he arrived this morning that he was anxious to
have a few words with me privately on a matter of the
utmost delicacy. He added that the King of Timbuctoo
was arriving in London shortly. I won’t go through it
again, Bundle, do you hear? Not for fifty George Lomaxes!
If Chimneys is so valuable to the nation, let the
nation buy it. Otherwise I shall sell it to a syndicate and
they can turn it into an hotel.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03618">“Where is Codders now?”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03619">Bundle is rising to the situation.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03620">“At the present minute,” replied Lord Caterham, looking
at his watch, “he is good for at least fifteen minutes
about the Empire.”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03621">Another picture.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03622">Mr. Bill Eversleigh, not invited to be present at the
graveside ceremony, at the telephone.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03623">“No, really, I mean it.... I say, don’t be huffy....
Well, you will have supper to-night anyway?... No, I
haven’t. I’ve been kept to it with my nose at the grindstone.
You’ve no idea what Codders is like.... I say,
Dolly, you know jolly well what I think about you....
You know I’ve never cared for anyone but you.... Yes,
I’ll come to the show first. How does the old wheeze go?
‘And the little girl tries, Hooks and Eyes’....”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03624"/>
        <p xml:id="p-03625">Unearthly sounds. Mr. Eversleigh trying to hum the
refrain in question.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03626">And now George’s peroration draws to a close.</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03627">... “the lasting peace and prosperity of the British
Empire!”</p>
        <p xml:id="p-03628">“I guess,” said Mr. Hiram Fish <hi rend="italic">sotto voce</hi> to himself
and the world at large, “that this has been a great little
old week.”</p>
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