ACT V
SCENE III. Gloucestershire. Shallow’s orchard.
Nay, you shall see my orchard, where, in an arbour, we will eat a last year’s pippin of mine own graffing, with a dish of caraways, and so forth. Come, cousin Silence. And then to bed.
Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich.
Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, Sir John. Marry, good air. Spread, Davy, spread, Davy. Well said, Davy.
This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man and your husband.
A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, Sir John. By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper. A good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down. Come, cousin.
Ah, sirrah! quoth-a, we shall [Singing.]
Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer, And praise God for the merry year, When flesh is cheap and females dear, And lusty lads roam here and there So merrily, And ever among so merrily.
There’s a merry heart! Good Master Silence, I’ll give you a health for that anon.
Give Master Bardolph some wine, Davy.
Sweet sir, sit. I’ll be with you anon. Most sweet sir, sit. Master page, good master page, sit. Proface! What you want in meat, we’ll have in drink, but you must bear; the heart’s all.
Be merry, Master Bardolph, and, my little soldier there, be merry.
[Singing.]
Be merry, be merry, my wife has all, For women are shrews, both short and tall. ’Tis merry in hall when beards wag all, And welcome merry Shrove-tide. Be merry, be merry.
I did not think Master Silence had been a man of this mettle.
Who, I? I have been merry twice and once ere now.
[To Bardolph.] There’s a dish of leather-coats for you.
Davy!
[Singing.]
A cup of wine that’s brisk and fine, And drink unto thee, leman mine, And a merry heart lives long-a.
Well said, Master Silence.
An we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet o’ th’ night.
Health and long life to you, Master Silence.
[Singing.]
Fill the cup, and let it come, I’ll pledge you a mile to th’ bottom.
Honest Bardolph, welcome! If thou want’st anything and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart. Welcome, my little tiny thief, [to the Page] and welcome indeed too. I’ll drink to Master Bardolph, and to all the cabileros about London.
I hope to see London once ere I die.
An I might see you there, Davy,—
By the mass, you’ll crack a quart together, ha! will you not, Master Bardolph?
Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot.
By God’s liggens, I thank thee. The knave will stick by thee, I can assure thee that. He will not out, he. ’Tis true bred.
And I’ll stick by him, sir.
Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing! Be merry.
Look who’s at door there, ho! Who knocks?
[To Silence, seeing him take off a bumper.] Why, now you have done me right.
[Singing.]
Do me right, And dub me knight: Samingo.
Is’t not so?
’Tis so.
Is’t so? Why then, say an old man can do somewhat.
An’t please your worship, there’s one Pistol come from the court with news.
From the court? Let him come in.
How now, Pistol?
Sir John, God save you!
What wind blew you hither, Pistol?
Not the ill wind which blows no man to good. Sweet knight, thou art now one of the greatest men in this realm.
By’r lady, I think he be, but goodman Puff of Barson.
I pray thee now, deliver them like a man of this world.
[Singing.] And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John.
Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding.
Why then, lament therefor.
Give me pardon, sir. If, sir, you come with news from the court, I take it there’s but two ways, either to utter them, or conceal them. I am, sir, under the King, in some authority.
Under which king, Besonian? Speak, or die.
Under King Harry.
Harry the Fourth, or Fifth?
Harry the Fourth.
What, is the old King dead?
As nail in door. The things I speak are just.
Away, Bardolph, saddle my horse. Master Robert Shallow, choose what office thou wilt in the land, ’tis thine. Pistol, I will double-charge thee with dignities.
What! I do bring good news.
Carry Master Silence to bed. Master Shallow, my Lord Shallow, be what thou wilt; I am Fortune’s steward! Get on thy boots, we’ll ride all night. O sweet Pistol! Away, Bardolph!
Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and withal devise something to do thyself good. Boot, boot, Master Shallow. I know the young King is sick for me. Let us take any man’s horses. The laws of England are at my commandment. Blessed are they that have been my friends, and woe to my Lord Chief Justice!