[Enter the two Tribunes. Sicinius and Brutus.]
SICINIUS
We hear not of him, neither need we fear him.
His remedies are tame—the present peace,
And quietness of the people, which before
Were in wild hurry. Here do we make his friends
Blush that the world goes well, who rather had,
Though they themselves did suffer by’t, behold
Dissentious numbers pest’ring streets than see
Our tradesmen singing in their shops and going
About their functions friendly.
BRUTUS

We stood to’t in good time.

[Enter Menenius.]

Is this Menenius?

SICINIUS
’Tis he, ’tis he. O, he is grown most kind
Of late.—Hail, sir!
MENENIUS

Hail to you both.

SICINIUS
Your Coriolanus is not much missed
But with his friends. The commonwealth doth stand,
And so would do were he more angry at it.
MENENIUS
All’s well, and might have been much better if
He could have temporized.
SICINIUS

Where is he, hear you?

MENENIUS
Nay, I hear nothing;
His mother and his wife hear nothing from him.
[Enter three or four Citizens.]
ALL CITIZENS

The gods preserve you both!

SICINIUS

Good e’en, our neighbours.

BRUTUS

Good e’en to you all, good e’en to you all.

FIRST CITIZEN
Ourselves, our wives, and children, on our knees
Are bound to pray for you both.
SICINIUS

Live and thrive!

BRUTUS
Farewell, kind neighbours. We wished Coriolanus
Had loved you as we did.
CITIZENS

Now the gods keep you!

BOTH TRIBUNES

Farewell, farewell.

[Exeunt Citizens.]
SICINIUS
This is a happier and more comely time
Than when these fellows ran about the streets
Crying confusion.
BRUTUS
Caius Martius was
A worthy officer i’ th’ war, but insolent,
O’ercome with pride, ambitious, past all thinking
Self-loving.
SICINIUS

And affecting one sole throne, without assistance.

MENENIUS

I think not so.

SICINIUS
We should by this, to all our lamentation,
If he had gone forth consul, found it so.
BRUTUS
The gods have well prevented it, and Rome
Sits safe and still without him.
[Enter an Aedile.]
AEDILE
Worthy tribunes,
There is a slave, whom we have put in prison,
Reports the Volsces with two several powers
Are entered in the Roman territories,
And with the deepest malice of the war
Destroy what lies before ’em.
MENENIUS
’Tis Aufidius,
Who, hearing of our Martius’ banishment,
Thrusts forth his horns again into the world,
Which were inshelled when Martius stood for Rome,
And durst not once peep out.
SICINIUS

Come, what talk you of Martius?

BRUTUS
Go see this rumourer whipped. It cannot be
The Volsces dare break with us.
MENENIUS
Cannot be?
We have record that very well it can,
And three examples of the like hath been
Within my age. But reason with the fellow
Before you punish him, where he heard this,
Lest you shall chance to whip your information
And beat the messenger who bids beware
Of what is to be dreaded.
SICINIUS
Tell not me.
I know this cannot be.
BRUTUS

Not possible.

[Enter a Messenger.]
MESSENGER
The nobles in great earnestness are going
All to the Senate House. Some news is coming
That turns their countenances.
SICINIUS
’Tis this slave—
Go whip him ’fore the people’s eyes—his raising,
Nothing but his report.
MESSENGER
Yes, worthy sir,
The slave’s report is seconded, and more,
More fearful, is delivered.
SICINIUS

What more fearful?

MESSENGER
It is spoke freely out of many mouths—
How probable I do not know—that Martius,
Joined with Aufidius, leads a power ’gainst Rome
And vows revenge as spacious as between
The young’st and oldest thing.
SICINIUS

This is most likely!

BRUTUS
Raised only that the weaker sort may wish
Good Martius home again.
SICINIUS

The very trick on ’t.

MENENIUS
This is unlikely;
He and Aufidius can no more atone
Than violent’st contrariety.
[Enter a Second Messenger.]
SECOND MESSENGER
You are sent for to the Senate.
A fearful army, led by Caius Martius
Associated with Aufidius, rages
Upon our territories, and have already
O’erborne their way, consumed with fire and took
What lay before them.
[Enter Cominius.]
COMINIUS

O, you have made good work!

MENENIUS

What news? What news?

COMINIUS
You have holp to ravish your own daughters and
To melt the city leads upon your pates,
To see your wives dishonoured to your noses—
MENENIUS

What’s the news? What’s the news?

COMINIUS
Your temples burned in their cement, and
Your franchises, whereon you stood, confined
Into an auger’s bore.
MENENIUS
Pray now, your news?—
You have made fair work, I fear me.—Pray, your news?
If Martius should be joined with Volscians—
COMINIUS
If?
He is their god; he leads them like a thing
Made by some other deity than Nature,
That shapes man better; and they follow him
Against us brats with no less confidence
Than boys pursuing summer butterflies
Or butchers killing flies.
MENENIUS
You have made good work,
You and your apron-men, you that stood so much
Upon the voice of occupation and
The breath of garlic eaters!
COMINIUS

He’ll shake your Rome about your ears.

MENENIUS
As Hercules did shake down mellow fruit.
You have made fair work.
BRUTUS

But is this true, sir?

COMINIUS
Ay, and you’ll look pale
Before you find it other. All the regions
Do smilingly revolt, and who resists
Are mocked for valiant ignorance
And perish constant fools. Who is’t can blame him?
Your enemies and his find something in him.
MENENIUS
We are all undone unless
The noble man have mercy.
COMINIUS
Who shall ask it?
The Tribunes cannot do’t for shame; the people
Deserve such pity of him as the wolf
Does of the shepherds. For his best friends, if they
Should say “Be good to Rome,” they charged him even
As those should do that had deserved his hate
And therein showed like enemies.
MENENIUS
’Tis true.
If he were putting to my house the brand
That should consume it, I have not the face
To say “Beseech you, cease.”—You have made fair hands,
You and your crafts! You have crafted fair!
COMINIUS
You have brought
A trembling upon Rome such as was never
S’ incapable of help.
TRIBUNES

Say not we brought it.

MENENIUS
How? Was it we? We loved him, but like beasts
And cowardly nobles, gave way unto your clusters,
Who did hoot him out o’ th’ city.
COMINIUS
But I fear
They’ll roar him in again. Tullus Aufidius,
The second name of men, obeys his points
As if he were his officer. Desperation
Is all the policy, strength, and defence
That Rome can make against them.
[Enter a troop of Citizens.]
MENENIUS
Here comes the clusters.—
And is Aufidius with him? You are they
That made the air unwholesome when you cast
Your stinking, greasy caps in hooting at
Coriolanus’ exile. Now he’s coming,
And not a hair upon a soldier’s head
Which will not prove a whip. As many coxcombs
As you threw caps up will he tumble down
And pay you for your voices. ’Tis no matter.
If he could burn us all into one coal
We have deserved it.
ALL CITIZENS

Faith, we hear fearful news.

FIRST CITIZEN
For mine own part,
When I said banish him, I said ’twas pity.
SECOND CITIZEN

And so did I.

THIRD CITIZEN

And so did I. And, to say the truth, so did very many of us. That we did we did for the best; and though we willingly consented to his banishment, yet it was against our will.

COMINIUS

You are goodly things, you voices!

MENENIUS
You have made good work, you and your cry!—
Shall’s to the Capitol?
COMINIUS

O, ay, what else?

[Exeunt Cominius and Menenius.]
SICINIUS
Go, masters, get you home. Be not dismayed.
These are a side that would be glad to have
This true which they so seem to fear. Go home,
And show no sign of fear.
FIRST CITIZEN

The gods be good to us! Come, masters, let’s home. I ever said we were i’ th’ wrong when we banished him.

SECOND CITIZEN

So did we all. But, come, let’s home.

[Exeunt Citizens.]
BRUTUS

I do not like this news.

SICINIUS

Nor I.

BRUTUS
Let’s to the Capitol. Would half my wealth
Would buy this for a lie!
SICINIUS

Pray let’s go.

[Exeunt.]